Child at the podium: “A woo woo woo.” Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.

They are so high on their own supply right now. They’ve reached bunker phase and it’s not even D-Day yet

1. It was not an accident. 2. It was not a staffer. 3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia. 4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares. 5. His base agrees with him. 6. He will do it again. 7. No one in power will hold him accountable.

Once again, it turns out “fully autonomous” means “a guy in the Philippines.”

The Desolation? Of SMAUG?!

Pour one out for every professional political pundit, writer, consultant whatever that has spent the last decade trying to pretend that the Trump phenomenon was about trade or opiates and not a big chunk of white america losing its mind over having a black president bsky.app/profile/kyle...

The entire anti wokeness nonsense of the past decade was about making this kind of gutter racism broadly acceptable again bsky.app/profile/adam...

This trailer is insanely good, possibly because this show is insanely good. @netflix.com 2/20/26. 🎰 ⚖️

Please enjoy this Isaac Hayes track from the Shaft soundtrack that, despite being called "Shaft Strikes Again" sounds exactly like Animal Crossing music. www.youtube.com/watch?v=90Af...

Chapter 2 of the prologue! Chapter 1 is Concerning Hobbits, chapter 2 is Concerning Pipe Weed. My boy J. R. R. Was like: “Okay, first thing you need to know: there’s these crazy little guys. Second thing: they fucking LOVE weed.”

the New York Times: wrong about fascism and trans people deserving respect right about strip law being one of the best things coming to Netflix this month The Best Movies and TV Shows Coming to Netflix in February - The New York Times share.google/SEzpd50ikWNa...

Whooooosh

jeffrey epstein being the first domino for the financial crash, video game micro transactions, and Gamergate is making me lose my mind

New Muppet Show is good.

Okay but my schadencoin is skyrocketing

This is the only celeb anti-aging regimen that I 100% believe is real

Swear to god, ICE could just announce they're leaving a city but not leave and the media will just stop covering that city completely even though ICE never left. It's what ICE and the media did with LA and they're doing it with Minneapolis too

The word don't is censored. Don't, or Don T. If you're looking for just some fun proof they're doing control+f censoring

Bullshit scare tactic. ICE can't handle a single city, imagine them trying this shit nationwide in every city and town at the same time. They don't have enough resources, they don't have enough thugs.

over the next 3 years, be ready for seeing a lot of coverage of Republican lawmakers, business leaders, university leaders who did absolutely nothing to stall Trump (on the contrary) — about how *actually* they were wringing their hands all along. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/05/u...

the entire "my diarrhea" industry will collapse if i cant get people to integrate my diarrhea into their daily lives i better force my diarrhea into everything. this will make people want my diarrhea and not have the oppaite effect.

Please enjoy this Isaac Hayes track from the Shaft soundtrack that, despite being called "Shaft Strikes Again" sounds exactly like Animal Crossing music. www.youtube.com/watch?v=90Af...

it would be funny if this was the thing that caused a moment of lucidity for Republicans to be like "wait we suck"

dude in coffee shop bragging about how he used to pay his assistant $700 a month and switched to an ai service and now he gets 24 access to them This is a societal sickness and I hope he gets hit with a car Also if your assistant can be replaced by ai you didn’t need an assistant it was vanity

The only thing that aged badly about this 2018 @jenashleywright.bsky.social tweet is that we found out he's also bad at computers.

It says here it's because you're in your forties.

Skill issue.

its JOHN KERRY SEASON

RICK AND MORTY: THE END #3 is on sale TODAY as far as I am concerned. Pick it up from a local comic shop near you or digitally here: www.simonandschuster.com/authors/Dani...

It's an Intergalactic Battle Royale in @oni-press.bsky.social's RICK AND MORTY: The End #3 by @kibblesmith.com, Jarrett Williams, Alessandro Santoro & Christopher Crank #NCBD #RickandMorty #TheEnd #OniPress comicsbodega.com/preview-rick...

There's a line Brannagh's super rich oligarch villain in TENET has that keeps rattling around my head. Feels apt: "When I die, the world dies with me. And your knowledge dies with you, buried in a tomb, like an anonymous Egyptian builder, sealed in a pyramid to keep his secret."

I've still never tried Jack-In-The-Box, because my mom forbid it after four kids died of E. coli in 1993 and now mothers are rubbing raw milk directly into their babies' measles.

Do you think it might have been a mistake to make the machine where we're supposed to get all our work done the same machine that we use to talk to everyone we've ever met, experience every song and movie ever made, watch porn, play video games, and fight to the figurative death with total strangers

Also, if you repost this, you get a wish. bsky.app/profile/hell...

This trailer is insanely good, possibly because this show is insanely good. @netflix.com 2/20/26. 🎰 ⚖️

Strip Law character reel meet Lincoln Gumb, Sheila Flambe, Irene Gumb and Glem Blorchman you're gonna wanna forget your family's names and memorize those

I went to see Phantom Planet with friends who had an extra ticket, shortly after the O.C. premiered and I loosely knew them as Jason Schwartzman's band, had not seen the O.C. or heard the song and was VERY startled when it started up fairly late in the night and the crowd lost their goddamned minds.

People who want to go back to the 1950s have forgotten the lesson of 90s commercials, specifically "THIS ISN'T YOUR GRANDPA'S [whatever]" You should not want the life your grandfather had, you should want to blow his rocking chair out the window with the force of opening a can of Surge.

Seems like YOUR mask is pretty off.

Someone said Republicans are school shooters and Democrats are the Uvalde cops and man…

You guys ever think about how America's most recent electric chair execution was in *2020.* Someone died in the electric chair in the same month John Mulaney hosted SNL for the third time.

[in the criterion closet] You guys are gonna cut around me googling these so I can sound smart right

me: (talking out loud while i write in my diary) today was ok, i just wish i could have eaten more breadsticks waiter: *sighs* sir would you like more breadsticks

I gotta get off social media and back on Zelda where there’s a better ratio of people who want to give me helpful information vs. kill me.

Look man, I don’t know what to tell you, has the Center tried holding harder?

Relating to Spider-Man at 19: I too am underemployed, unsure how to pursue girls, and trying to find my place in the adult world. Relating to Galactus at 42: I am from an unrecognizable previous millennium, hungry all the time, everything hurts and I live with a tiny person who won’t do what I ask.

ICE Agent Scores Easy Win By Deporting Own Family https://theonion.com/ice-agent-scores-easy-win-by-deporting-own-family/