This isn’t funny and it’s NOT a metaphor, no one laugh or think about this!!!

If you tell your constituents that there are people you are willing to throw away, on some level they are hearing that, under future circumstances, they can be thrown away too. It’s abuser manipulation and there’s already a political party for people who want to live with that way.

For @msnbc.com I wrote about how Tuesday's election gives Democrats the blueprint for overcoming Republican anti-trans attacks and how thus should settle all the talk about throwing trans people under the bus. www.msnbc.com/opinion/msnb...

Waiter, there’s a ghost in my shell.

Chicago: ICE heavily active in West Ridge and Edgewater. Landscapers heavily targeted. Put on your whistles and patrol if you can.

I don’t understand, she’s not even 90.

Cool. What would you call the other wing then? www.nytimes.com/2025/11/03/u...

I want Mamdani to win and then I want one thousand more Mamdani’s to win, I want congress to be spilling over with people who watched Dragonball and had Neopets

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We’re hiring! Our new resume portal is live, and we’re looking for top talent in NYC to help build this administration and deliver on our affordability agenda. Could that be you? Apply using the link below. transition2025.com/apply

Me and the other labubus were talking and we think your apartment is too depressing to justify coming to life at night

I write often about how private equity is destroying US healthcare. Lina Khan is a rare person who has used her position in power to fight back against private equity’s hold on the US economy. Very excited to see what she does in New York.

guys I’m sorry but have you looked through Getty images for yesterday 💀

Hey, I’m Lan Pitts--comic writer and pop culture enthusiast. I’ve written for BOOM! Studios, Headlocked, Lethal, Limit Break, and Image Comics. My next book, BEAT EVERY 1-UP from Maverick/Mad Cave Studios, hits March 2026! Thanks for stopping by.

Woke 2 Timeline update

For him to say this out loud has to mean they're in a full-blown panic

i closed out my column this week with this preemptive jab at basically every commentator currently looking for ways to say that last night didn’t count

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If you’re in Los Angeles something absolutely amazing is happening! Check it out. If you don’t like comics go anyways and you may leave loving comics!

An absurd media narrative in runup to the election said Dems must choose between being "anti-Trump" and running on substance. The lesson from this election is that anti-Trump politics *is* affordability politics, and affordability politics *is* anti-Trump politics: newrepublic.com/article/2027...

Remarkable: In Virginia and New Jersey, Spanberger and Sherrill erased the GOP edge among working class. Per exit polls, each got 50% of noncollege voters, big gains over previous contests. Shocker: Anti-Trump politics appeals to working class, too! New from me: newrepublic.com/article/2027...

oh my god they actually did it lmao

Kinda sorta makes you wanna track down the candidates with these vibes in our own cities and states and get involved Or be that candidate Good shit

Me: What are you doing Sofia Coppola: [filming me] Nothing, keep living your life Me: Things are going well Sofia Coppola: Yup Me: Then why are you filming me Sofia Coppola: [quietly films bric-a-brac on my night stand] Me: I’m HAPPY, okay? My life here is GOOD. Sofia Coppola: Uh-huh, I know.

Imagine being under this much stress and your son still won’t let you crank one out

Megalopolis is real we went there on a field trip

This is exactly what it feels like.

Democratic party leadership has been on autopilot for ten years, they weren't losing to fascism, fascism isn't popular enough for them to lose to fascism, they were allowing it to fill the void where their leadership should have been. Tonight we're seeing that we have other options. They should too.

Leak the MRI tonight let’s go

I didn’t know this dude looked like Mark Zuckerberg’s brother Mark Truckerberg

Me, spending all day at the window, asking passing kids if Dick Cheney is still alive

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I actually do want a data center in my backyard so bad I want to grow numb to the endless drone of a million electronic beehives I want to get testicular cancer from people I’ll never meet generating shrek porn in their basements

Btw you don’t even gotta sign up for my newsletter you can just read my website like it’s the eighties Kibblesmith.com

I want Mamdani to win and then I want one thousand more Mamdani’s to win, I want congress to be spilling over with people who watched Dragonball and had Neopets

Today we celebrate Cuomo Boys taking L’s

Pitching a Marvel/DC crossover book but it’s just DC Frankenstein vs Marvel Dracula

no NO [furiously empties a drum of working transplant hearts into his coffin]

A couple years ago I read that robotics companies were investing in stair climbing robots who could escort super wealthy dug-in manhattanites to doctor’s appointment like mechanical spider crabs so forgive me if I’m skeptical that they’re gonna uproot their lives and abandoned their rent control NOW

I loved Frankenstein time to make Frankenstein my whole personality

Thank you !!! You’re about to be *extremely* prepared

EXPLOITING MY FAMILY FOR CONTENT BOUGHT THIS CYBERTRUCK.

Honestly, correct.

Twitter was bad because of Pedant Populism way before it was bad because of open Nazis