as foretold by the prophesy

From October 2025: “I might invoke Edward R. Murrow, but they remember him. They don’t have any goodwill toward you. They don’t know who you are at all. And they are not going to defend you when you screw up.” Read more from @lopatto.bsky.social:

2025 is the year of the octopus

I suspect that what's gonna happen is Bari Weiss will be quietly sidelined (if not fired) but the descent of CBS News into conservative propaganda will continue under whoever runs it next all the same because that's what the owner of the network wants.

Harry Potter And The Dog Threw Up In The Car

You guys really gotta watch a second movie, you are way too proudly quoting Idiocracy at me in a thread about reading books

[someone who has never spoken to me before] Let’s change the subject to the thing I’m obsessed with

she's just doing what she was hired to do

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

Today is the day Mega Man truly became an artificial intelligence

It got Bari’d.

“Frog is late,” said Toad. Toad looked at his clock. He remembered it was broken. The hands of the clock did not move.

Grogu eating pizza from this day in 2019 🍕

Being even baseline literate in the 2020s is like never working out but slowly becoming the strongest person on earth as everyone around you eats shredded newspaper and chugs poison

Never change I mean it

Melvin and Hogges

Too bone tired to update the newsletter, but dropped a tiny bit of process/lore on IG stories: www.instagram.com/stories/dani...

Why does the Grinch look so.... juicy? Thanks Konami?

More ai tributes to dead celebrities pleas I love to watch you murder then again

Stumbled into a Uniball Air, really enjoying it.

An oldie from the vault

Your annual reminder that if you get this cracker joke and are confused by it, it's apparently because "ffi" is a special character in some fonts and when the typeface is changed to one that doesn't have it, those letters disappear. It's supposed to be "coffin medicine".

Way too many blue wave liberals on here sharing AI images making fun of Trump or whatever. Please stop.

FROG VIDEO

i really think there is legit political space for running on "we are going to dismantle ICE"

If only to have something to run on. “I was a big deal in the Epstein files investigation”

this heralds the Time of Comeuppance, when grifters who have been hauling in cash pretending to be qualified for their jobs start getting their asses handed to them, shown to them, fed to them

BREAKING: At least 16 files from the Epstein release disappeared from DOJ's webpage, including a photo of Trump, with no explanation.

They should do a remake of BIG right now and it’s a 13-year-old but he grew up online so he’s just like talking about how Warner Bros. doesn’t understand Batman and Sidney Sweeney is a four

Thank you for clearing up that this is a totally innocent photo of a different sex predator president meeting a different serial pedophile. The wave of relief.

Anyone else walking around the house, singing — to the tune of Genesis’ bizarre “Illegal Alien” — “𝐼𝑡’𝑠 𝑛𝑜 𝑓𝑢𝑛, 𝑏𝑒𝑖𝑛’ 𝑖𝑛 𝑎𝑛 𝐸𝑣𝑎𝑛𝑔𝑒𝑙𝑖𝑜𝑛” or is it just me today.

The videos bear this out

Does anyone wanna see a really good Getty image of Rita Moreno and Sam The Eagle having dinner in 1979?

star wars is a christmas movie (yoda is an elf)

I can’t think of anybody who could be in the Epstein files that I’d want censored and protected Jim Henson could be in there wearing Kermit and I’d be like drag them. Better that we know.

wow, seeing Jake Paul get beaten half to death, true terror in his eyes, really improved my whole outlook on life

I’m glad my friends all love the new avatar but it’s like … how do I put this … it’s like Instagram is suddenly full of people eating Ethiopian food while skydiving I’m like “All of you? This is your thing? I’m not — how did you even figure out you wanted to do this?”

How’s your brother doing? He working? I think so yeah Seeing anybody? I dunno. Oh he got Squirtle. He got Squirtle? Yeah he’s hanging out a lot with Squirtle right now.

Everything that they censored in the Epstein files is probably stuff that makes them look really good, and they are trying to stay humble

Incredible words from real boxer Anthony Joshua after he knocked Jake Paul the fuck out lol

Love the phrasing “If you’re ever into superheroes,” like “If you ever happen to be in Winnetka.”

As a huge fan of ███████ I feel gutted right now. Just an absolute betrayal of everything I thought ███████ stood for.

mitt romney vs. gavin newsom is gonna be

NYC Council approves JACK KIRBY WAY permanent street name