I’m having fun. I think often about how fragile it is. How finite. How it could all be over tomorrow. It makes everything both bittersweet & so magnified. I’m thankful and sad. But I’m so thankful for just… the joyous moment.

I'm a political commentator and my political comment is "dude what the fuck"

We are unnecessarily splintering movements by gendering our cotts.

sexist af to not have GIRLcotts smhhh

Not only do boycotts work but the word alone absent of context is capable of making you uncontrollably horny

boycotts work. anyone stating otherwise is spreading state & corp sanctioned propoganda

1997 Odysseus:

Racism against whitefolk is like ‘Please consider your role in white supremacy Margaret.’ & racism against the rest of us is like white people’s tax funded goons punching through the window of a working mother’s automobile & violently separating her from her children Or as I call it, the same thing

Racism against white people is like ‘Bryce please stop gentrifying us out of the neighborhoods we were confined to & made appealing’ & racism against the rest of us is like ‘What if we just completely erased your demographically justified congressional voting power & recreated Jim Crow in 2026?’

Climate scientist on Late Night: the sad fact is, Jimmy, we are already past so many rubicons we thought were farther off. I'm not saying it's hopeless, but we need to act aggressively and in ways that, yes, will impact our lives. But it's an existential threat. Jimmy Fallon:

My Palestinian friends: I know it’s hard. I know it seems like I’ve stopped caring. I haven’t. I have just taken some time off. For my mental health. Our interactions had become stressful. But you are always with me. I’m serious about this. I support you. I have been silently. I will continue to.

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One thing about Tobizaru is that he is going to stay comfortably in Makuuchi. He would rather die than drop out.

I believe in transparency so I'm announcing to the world that its me, im the one bookmarking this.

I do think a lot of the pointed publicity on Microsoft's dealings in Israel came from BDS specifically, so this is legitimately a huge victory for the movement

I agree w the people who said D2 (Juryo) in sumo may be the main event this time. D1 (Makuuchi) is filled with injuries. I still can’t stop being fascinated with D1 bc of the possibilities. I like Kirishima, but a repeat would be the least interesting. Imagine Fujinokawa or Wakatakakage winning!

Luka Doncic when I asked how he wants to spend this offseason: "First of all, want to spend time with my daughters"

LOL, LMAO

this contraption but for the Bimbofication Gas that gets you high 🌬️🌸💕🎀💞💄💖

Grand Sumo Day 3! Top 2 Divisions are starting! Here are some resources to get you watching. There are more twitch channels that what is below, including Datasumo. My favorite is MidnightSumo. You can find it on YouTube by searching ‘Live Sumo’. I will be watching on NHK today!

Lakers are going to sue ChatGPT for telling JJ not to play Rui on the last possession

I don’t know but my intention here was to ridicule my country for being highly transphobic and queerphobic by enforcing laws designed to prevent people from doing normal things. It was not to engage in it myself so if I unintentionally did this I am incredibly mortified and sorry to all.

I would never throw shade on my super saucy herky jerky son.

how dare this bozo try to diminish the heart of what makes New York City New York City: the persistent stench of urine

I read “dissertation” and was both confounded and stressed.

I thought this said "deposition" and was wondering what kina crazy legal hijinks you'd gotten yourself into.

Ah well. Hope Luka’s hamstring doesn’t become a recurring thing. I want Bron back. I want Rui back. I want Smart back. I want Kennard to shoot the damn ball. There’s a bunch of dead weight on that team that can leave. The Lakers overall demonstrated proof of concept.

this man is too Canadian to be this iced up

Historian of abolition here, history tells us how we got here, to put it succinctly “John Brown was hanged for treason and Robert E. Lee was not.”

So you say you love to shit…

Love him or hate him he is actually one of the last remaining Personalities in the NBA & should be appreciated for that. The board school generation of NBA players have all been turned into an army of Harrison Barneses.

Laker fans already headed for the exit.

When I was working EMS in Manhattan I used to have to jog into restaurants and beg to use the bathroom.

I don't even want the Lakers to win. Let's get this over with before anyone gets hurt.

This is one of my personal hobby horses. As a public transit and bike commuter, way too much is occupied by possibly available restrooms along the way. Visitors to America should know they cannot depend on public restrooms, unlike every remotely comparable country

On the leftist microblogging echo chamber Bluesky that is populated exclusively by frowning academics, woke-scolds and a sensual hog named Alf you can have your account permanently deactivated for simply typing ‘Your Way, Right Away At Burger King Now’ into a meme generator and pressing send.

In my country you can be handcuffed for eating a Sloppy Joe or a Juicy Lucy if your gender identity does not correspond with the gender of the food you are consuming

In my country if you threaten to kill a cop on wax they force you to play one on CBS for the rest of your life

In my country if you want to fight fires you can do 540 hours of training & become a highly salaried firefighter. But if you are impatient you can just kill someone & fight fires for free. However if you want to continue fighting fires after paying your debt to society you must kill someone again.

In America if a man is found to have abused women it is the career equivalent of a 1-up and if he then goes on to become a serial abuser it is the equivalent of inputting the Konami Code in Contra and he is granted 30 extra lives

“In America most toilets are for paying customers only and everyone there greets you with ‘You don’t shit where you eat!’ but if you have to do a No. 2 away from home you are required to visit the McDonald’s.”

My entire disposition rests on the outcome of this Dodgers vs Giants game. Lakers? Pfft. I had accepted my fate before the first game had ever even tipped off.

sometimes I will quote post something because I think it’s interesting and later find the person has deleted it, probably because I brought the eye of Sauron upon them, and I always feel bad when that happens

My attention is an entirely separate problem

I like to celebrate & repost people who tell jokes to me or make me think. But I don’t want to open people up to harassment that they wouldn’t otherwise receive. That’s not my attention. I just want people to see cool & maybe follow posters that edify me or that I’m grateful to interact with.

He's why nowadays we say "they Madoff with all my money!"

The passage of time has only made this shitpost more earnest

Your character at level 1 / level 15

curiosity + whimsy + peace are essential, stoned or sober 💚