These folks really believe the rapture is tomorrow. Everybody who owns a trumpet should get together and do the funniest thing ever and just all blow their shit at the exact same time.

When Cardi said I need more money than problems this year I felt that

Saying this while looking like a purge mask bc the surgeon she went to trying to look like us botched her is hilarious. I guarantee you Jigsaw wouldn’t dare say this within a country mile of a black person in real life.

Tummy gon sound like the opening scene of saving private Ryan

Lmaoooo bc imagine pissing people off and then asking for more money.

One of my moots based on the timing

Lmaoooo that was your hustle too? And I used to be real next level with it. I would print out the album cover and put it in the CDs I burned 😭

The last few days have been exactly what I needed. I won't even be greedy and say I wish every day could be like this, but like semi-annually? Quarterly even? Absolutely 😩

My top 3 from Am I The Drama: 1. Outside 2. Check Please 3. Errtime

it's so expensive to get your life together. therapy. gym. eating right. investing in rest. being social. getting a hobby. i'm tapped.

The conjuring. Bc I'd just move.

Both!

Scorpios, and it's not close.

My cousins

Fruit cake

Not yet 👉🏽👈🏽

A ninja

Ham

Cranberry Gingerale

Poor Terry.

I don't think I have one actually

Possibly?

I liked 2

Twitches

Eh. Why not. I'm not much of a Christmas person lol

Green bean Casserole

Pumpkin. Please keep yam pie away from me.

Nobody. I do almost all the cooking 😂

None I like my family will enough lol

Mac & cheese

Hmm. Probably guard and prisoner lol

When they realize you're not just a tall child

Glazed like ham

Halloween

Fall

Pumpkin spiced everything. The cakes, the breads, the cookies, the drinks etc

When the skycrush hit even harder in person >>>>>>>>>>>

The "these guys are weird" message was electrifying stadiums full of people and then they relegated him to Twitch streams for the final 8 weeks of the campaign.

Ours is Leos. Me and quite a few of my cousins were all born within 2 weeks of each other over the years.

Fair.

Every single woman I know with them YSL heels wore them no more than twice 😂

The ultimate walk in and sit down shoe 😂

I don’t. Whether that’s delusion or reality has yet to be seen, but the things I want/need tend to find me when they’re supposed to and I think the love I’m looking for will do the same.

I still play this out lmao

My parents are West Indian. They’d have rolled my casket into school.

Still being a Mean Girl over 40 is crazy to me I’m sorry.

She hails from the part of the Black Twitterati that most of us at our increasingly big ages have grown out of, where you get attention by saying the nastiest cruelest thing you can think of about a stranger for the internet.

Dealing with a Florida gal:

the siren 🧜🏽‍♀️