I really am chilling right now but it’s like every so often I’ll randomly get into a yearny ass mood where I just want to cuddle and play in the beard of someone who smells good while they talk about something I’m not paying any attention to bc I just like feeling the bass rumble in their chest.

When the world needs her most, they’ll thaw her out

Same. That’s why Grippiana in that machine Captain America came out of in that first movie

Karma may be a b*tch, but she's certainly a funny one.

I adore this Prada perfume. This bout to be one of my go out scents with Good Girl.

Did all the grocery shopping, picked up my grandma's medicine, dropped off my Wax lady's Christmas bonus, and got myself a Lil treat from sephora bc I deserve and it was 20% off so, really, I saved money.

Now that I know this man is in his 40s fr I don't feel bad for saying he looked like a 40 year old when I saw him on TV the other day 😭

Lmaoooo this was the weirdo I had to hop on Twitter to cuss out real quick.

Joe said the Watchtower ain’t got nothing in there about stopping the bag.

Earth signs take the boring thing really personally and I understand bc it sounds harsh. But of course the only sane people in the asylum are gonna look boring to the inmates. At the end of the day SOMEBODY gotta think first and ask questions and say things are a bad idea then NOT do them.

This really it.

The other things we have in common is a lot of people liking us and thinking we're close, when in reality, what WE consider our circle is incredibly small. We're just outgoing people who happen to be a great time.

This. We both think we're the best people in the room. Leos just say it. Aquarians very obviously think it and swear no is picking up on it 😂

Me during ovulation:

Bae Popeyes biscuits 🤝🏽

Skskskss FAIR. Like I'm happy for you, I swear, but also gtfomf with yo happy ass 😭

For example, anybody on my SL who is know is Hive gets muted if their tour date is before mine bc I like the first time I see a Beyoncé tour to be when I'm there. I'd never use a block for something like that lol.

Sparingly. I think of muting as putting people I generally like in timeout for a bit. Reasons: 1. They bout to spoil something I haven't seen yet. 2. They posting a lot about things idc about (like feetball or wrassling) 3. They reskeeting every mention (excluding bdays I'm not that big a hater)

The hard thing about creating for myself is bc I'm emotionally invested, my feelings swing wildly throughout the process in a way that it doesn't when I'm working for clients. Me yesterday: I hate everything. Nothing is good enough. Me today: OMG I love this! It looks great!

Looooool I'm a cap rising and my entire Lil 3 is Virgo. CAN. RELATE.

Had it one time just to see and said never again 😂

When the SL syncs up 😂😂😂😂😂

My kind of shenanigan! I’m made the Never Been Feta burger before 😂

Round 2. Left or right?

Help me pick. Left or right?

Currently repeating "It doesn't need to be perfect" like a spell to ward off the "It's not good enough" monster. Bc all of a sudden none of my food pics feel good enough 😩

National Short Person Day? Hope they have fun.

My wax lady left early today so I'm gonna have to drop off her Christmas bonus tomorrow. I should've called ahead. 😭

Shout out to quality stepdads. You make a difference. 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 (Please don’t add anything crass or beyond the context of this message to this post.)

Mr. Beast has been soft launching Squid Games for years and I feel like no one is going to believe me until contestants start not coming back.

Bluesky PLEASE fix this video bug. I hate having to close the whole app because I can’t close the video

I'm moving forward a lil bit every day and my lil dream starting to take shape. That's scary, but not scary enough to stop me.

Same. I will be there forever til you do me wrong one too many times. That's how I am with everything 😂

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"It is important for Black people to seek out & move through modes of celebration of all types. I am continually reminded to 'mark my moments', to not thoughtlessly move on from life's gifts as they happen...

From Kid Rock to her is much more a lateral move than folks on any side will ever admit.

The funniest thing was watching mainstream news covering Nicki’s right wing turn and talking about how Trump only used to get sucky celebrities like Kid Rock but now, with her, it’s a shift to getting cool celebrities and I had to chuckle. Bc they really don’t know what goes on in our community.

Ngl I did not see a full MAGA turn. But the Covid conspiracy stuff was the canary in the coal mine years ago now that I think about it.

Tbh I usually mean specifically Caribbean or Southern and occasionally a New Yorker 😂

Ooh this is fire

they also tell them to disregard woke institutions and higher education while sending their kids to those very schools as legacies

Ayeeee 2nd pew

I'm not well versed in woo woo or Christianity enough to explain why trying to bring back the dead via AI bothers me so much spiritually. But the idea of it legit makes me recoil on a soul level. Like this is not the natural order of things. People pass. Let them go. Let them be.

Death is sad and permanent and it sucks. But I'd much rather face it and learn to live with grief than anything AI could possibly offer. All that sh*t is dark and bad vibes to me. It gives me the heebeejeebees real bad.

I find this dark and scary and sad.

OOOOOH OK 3RD COLUMN. My cards been so positive lately 😂

Not at all we went to a restaurant 😂

Yeah you need to be my fiancé before I allow you to watch me eat crab. That was unladylike as hell. You gotta be in LOVE love first 😭😭😭

Post church lunch: Fried Gator and stuffed clams