How we defining best seats? I usually go in the middle of the day with the truants so the theater is usually empty anway, but still.

Friend: Are you giving yourself grace? Me: I've added it to my to do list.

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Meditation, prayer, burning incense, grabbing my favorite bubble tea, spending time with friends or talking to friends, cooking and eating good, hitting my fitness & activity goals every day, dancing while listening to music that makes me feel good, playing with my dogs.

may my life continue to be living evidence that when you make room for better, it always comes 😌

Oh shoot it is spring next week. Time is flying.

This has me WEAK. Bc the first time I heard the music of my adolescence on the station that plays Big Luther and The Commodores my chest hurt 😭 GOODIES AND BLAME IT NOT OLD SCHOOL DON’T DO THIS TO ME

Did I make arroz con gandules at 11 something in the morning? Why yes. Yes I did.

They better be grateful. In other cities they cutting brake lines 😭

Good morning beautiful people 😌

Never. I am her baby and princess. She reminds me every day and I want that kinda motherly love for EVERYONE. I could tell her I robbed a bank and she'd be like "as long as you tried your best! love you" 🤭

Somebody Latinx help me out right quick. How do you pronounce gandules? Gan-do-lez?

GIRL. That's why I'm kinda happy my every waking moment is so busy or I'm sleep these days. Helps me to barely think about the sexual Winter I've entered. 😭

Chileeeee we see each other. Bc I have no idea when I'll experience that again. That's why I'm glad my last experience was so spectacular bc Imma have to float on that for a minute 😭

Mannnnn listen. And if yall both got some energy to you it just keeps going. There's no end bc one or the other is gonna start it up again 😂

Yeah I ran into a taker. Blew tf out of me. Bc how do you so thoroughly enjoy experiencing an enthusiastic giver and feel zero motivation to reciprocate??? Anyway long story short, a giver snatched me away and not only did I stay a giver, I vowed to never allow another taker near me again 😭

My absolute favorite version of this song

Givers please for their own pleasure and that pleasure is heightened by knowing they're pleasing their partners. That's what makes them so great. There's 2-fold motivation there. I've been lucky enough to come across a handful of givers and that's what they all had in common.

I will say, of the one person who was terrible at it, the underlying issue was they were not a giver. Any time I come across a real giver, or their evolved Pokémon, The Pleasure Dom? Nirvana. Diddle and fiddle Gods.

"REAL curvy, no etching" whacked half of Young Money all at once 😭

Megan's Hiss simply off the strength of the fact that she kicked off the beat Drake to death era with multiple participants that culminated in Kendrick at the Superbowl.

That's why I've never worn a wig to shenanigans. I would be so mortified if it came off and you looking at my straight backs 😭

SKANSNSNSAKSMSMS PLEASE

The honeymoon phase/new relationship energy phase of dating someone is so intoxicating.

One of the fun things about kink for me is there there tends to be a lot of funny moments. Especially when you trying something new 😂

Then there was the time I was trying to show off and spin around real quick in cowgirl. Buddy decided to sit up at just the wrong time and I roundhouse kicked TF out of his head. I heard and felt my foot connect and said OOH SH*T. I felt so bad. But we laughed it off and kept going.

Ok so 1st time I asked someone to smack me, he was shy, but I was like no don't worry let's try it. He was game. At first he was giving lil love taps, and I was like harder. Love tap again. Me: Harder! Slightly harder love tap. Me: HARDER. Bwoyyyy he hauled off and knocked the sonic rings out of me.

Ginger and turmeric with a dash each of cinnamon and cardamom, a teaspoon each of maca and Ashwaghanda powders, 3 tsp of honey and a splash of half & half.

But until that day, SMD you know you love it.

The food critic before he tasted the ratatouille:

Update:

Sofrito time

Rep. Al Greene

Whoever it was that first looked at a hitachi wand and said, “You know where I should put this?” I hope they get a front row seat in heaven. Sis literally single handedly gave us a way to close the orgasm gap.

Offended? No. I’m generally very open to finding limits and don’t assign judgment to folk’s consensual yums. I’d simply say no and we’d move on lol

I’m not an iced coffee person, but I recently cultivated a deep love for bubble tea, and today I thought to myself “if iced coffee tastes like bubble tea I get how folks could be obsessed with it.” With that said, I still could not imagine trying to kill 3lbs of bubble tea lmao

3 lbs of iced coffee is nuts lmao

Yes. Bc that's what those were originally made for. Then some enterprising and innovative young lady tried another usage and changed the course of history 😂

Ooooh message received!

This my kind of behavior

For sure as a toddler

My cooking videos are consistently doing 1k views now and somebody told me I taught them something new (Mashing with a whisk) 🥹

(Also, let’s be real, an entire chunk of time in Sinners is devoted to chopping down white supremacists; That hurt their feelings. Believe that.)

In 2026, we're kind of overdue for only going where we are truly celebrated and respected. Which was an important layer to Sinners to begin with anyway and people are forgetting that.

Moving on, people are grown and will do what they want. But in the future, if you are Black, I would very much reconsider submitting your work to the BAFTAs or attending the event to begin with.

Simply put, the handling of this incident was meant to provoke, humble,humiliate, and harm. And all of our responses should take that into consideration.

People are still mad about it. Some people will die mad about it.

Listen. Everyone saw the high we were all on after the release of Sinners. Everyone saw our pride on display. Our joy. Our art. Everybody.

Let's allow these uppity coloreds to be assailed with a slur during THEIR *extra special* month. That'll show them! That'll humble them!