Just cuz grand theft auto still putting Pump It Up on the fake in game radio station doesn't mean you're the expert on musical longevity.

I know hits and recency aren't the end all be all in hip hop but I just can't take the music opinion seriously of a man who was last on the charts before I hit puberty.

A bunch of has-beens and never-was who ain't had a hit since the towers fell said an album that dropped last year and was performed at the Super Bowl months ago aged poorly? Is that what you trying to tell me sister friend?

New "the math ain't mathing" just dropped 😂

*nods*

Gracias Niecy

The list is now 4978/10,000 people

I'm in line! I'm staying in line!

Mind you, I've told y'all before, my drive is always on 6th gear (I don't drive stick. Is that high? Idk. Y'all know what I mean). But at this point, I've just gotten used to going months-long stints. Deadass said to myself, "Well I just got some in September so I'm good through at least April." 😩😭

😭😭😭 and I was just remarking to myself that I've become a sexual camel for being ok with 2-3 times a year.

#FridayFunny *Sharks look away

GNX finna clean house too. Sorry to anybody in his categories. That album was perfect.

Drake: Kendrick just opened his mouth. Someone go hand him a Grammy right now. The Universe: UMG: The Grammy Committee:

I'm built to be a lover girl fr. Like I'm at my happiest and most authentic when I'm showering all the ways I love on someone deeply and freely. A few years of dealing with folks who either didn't earn/deserve it or couldn't handle/accept/reciprocate it has made me forget that.

Ughhhhh this used to be my BAG. Middle of the night typing whole soliloquys about why I like you, everything I find attractive inside & out, how grateful I am to know you, and all the ways you make me happy bc I wanted it to be one of the first things you saw when you woke up and started your day.

Tis the season!

I don’t consider myself a late bloomer. I did what I wanted when I was ready and not a minute before. I’m on my own time fr.

29 & agreed on all fronts

ACCURATE

Lmaoooo well damn

Don’t let anyone pressure you about anything. Do what you wanna do or don’t do what you don’t wanna do. But it’s your body. You make the rules for it. As long as you’re being safe (or taking calculated risks) and not harming anyone (without consent), you’re doing just fine.

Being more honest. If it ain’t hitting, it ain’t hitting. If you not feeling it, gon and skedaddle. If you want to try something different, speak up about it. We grown.

That if X is good, I’m good nonsense. Just go get tested. It takes a few minutes and it’s so important and really not that big a deal to do or discuss.

Practice, active listening, communication, study (and not porn, there’s lots of tips and literature available), keeping an open mind, being teachable.

It really depends. If I’m tryna be demure maybe 2-3 weeks? If not, around 3 hours 😅

Romping Shop 😭

Assuming kinks have to be associated with trauma.

I don’t take collect calls. Yall be safe!

I should have looked up how to do it before lmao. I missed so many steps. youtu.be/SAqbVX9hZaY?...

The upside to being NYC’s Shady Pines is that it’s surprisingly easy to find a good bagel down here. So I made baconeggncheeses. I also unsuccessfully tried to make a Japanese omelette but I don’t have the pan for it 😭

Oh I been meaning to show yall stuff and forgot. I made smash burgers.

I be knocked before the safety presentation. 😂

Elon musk is finna be a trillionaire after he destroyed the Federal government and murdered people. But you want me to be mad that 3% of people who get SNAP are getting it fraudulently.

Kinda want breakfast for dinner, kinda want quesadillas. And before you suggest it, no. I’m actually not in the mood for breakfast quesadillas lol.

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You wouldn’t be getting exposed for shooting an admiral’s feast if you tasted yourself

Loud it

Arigatou gozaimasu

I wonder what's causing all the horrific industrial accidents. Anyway, here's a picture from 2016 of Trump complaining about regulations before cutting as many as possible

He really got away with this...

This is insane LMAOOOOOLETHIMCOOKOOOOOOO

DC juries:

On LAW & ORDER, it's gonna be a gyro.

The Justice Department quite literally can’t get a ham sandwich past a DC grand jury and that might be the funniest thing I hear all week.

Today on Headlines You’ll Think Are MadLibs:

This. I feel like I’m going crazy. That election was literally Cuomo saying “Best 2 out of 3” after losing the primaries. That was the primaries round 2. And based on the results, the percentages nearly broke the same way.

Though I think we’re quietly more conservative than moderate or far left by far. The only thing keeping A LOT of Black folks from being republicans is the racism.* *Note: This is not an inclusive topic or conversation starter. If you’re not Black, please scroll by.

No argument here.

There is no incentive for an ain't shit person to change if they can still get what they want while remaining ain't shit