just had some corned beef ravioli that i thought were going to be an abomination, but they kinda slapped?? shoutout to the Irish-Italian linkup.

the only time i would drink Dasani was in band camp, because it was basically boneless Gatorade. quick lil electrolyte boost after baking in that hot ass sun.

sweaty black club era (not to be confused with the business casual club era it predated) was so fun.... until it wasn't. the letout + that drive home were less than ideal. [and i'd still go back tonight if i could.]

if they give me 45 minutes and a really really big magnifying glass, i can knock this one out with an accompanying PowerPoint.

now this, you're on point with.

Drake flushing money down the toilet is my favorite song of his. the whiteness jumped out. a genetic birthright, even. pls keep the streak alive.

don't! especially b/c it's not hard to guess what the overheard convo was about. might be the first time i ever defend white gays, because they had every right to be mortified by whatever has happened to that man's face.

if i trust you enough to extend my home to you, idrc about all that. [but pls don't be in there sounding off like a Wimbledon match.... it's time for some network TV sex, not the Brazzers variety.]

lmao.... there's no way they plan on actually running this man, right???

remember c. 2008ish when millennials complained about being born into a time where the bottom was falling out of everything and early Boomers / late SilentGens would say shit like "well at least you didn't get abject poverty & virulent racism" ....dig your granny up RIGHT NOW for my apology, pls.

ABOUT ME:

the three anti-establishment principles i will defend to the death: - bullying works - violence is the quickest changemaker - keep going until the money looks funny proven. bulletproof. indisputable.

oh this might be the rawest blend of retro + futurism we've seen in a minute 🔥🔥🔥

love y'all down, but we do NOT need no more Libras right now.

black parents, are y'all still teaching your kids the "twice as good, half as much" trope???? i think we might need to adjust that for inflation as well, given the current state of *flails arms wildly*

she popped out with the triple-whammy: - black genes, - XX chromosomes, and - finer than every other woman in their lives. basically an amusement park for the racism, sexism, & good old fashioned hate that make up the fabric of this country. it was DOA from the moment they slid her in there.

Why Do White People Hate Gazing Into the Mirror of History?, Season 52:

when that man finally dies, i'm throwing ASS. idc idc idc.

i wanna be as close to an HBCU campus as humanly possible. i remember the magic of Obama Night '08 at Morehouse. i need to feel that again, but in reverse.

i refuse to work myself up in this Echoville frenzy with the rest of y'all. i plan to clock in at the anointed time, not the appointed time.

we're almost there guys. just sit tight.

enjoy my old work, scumbags 🤗🤗🤗

i'm trying to weaponize my sickness today and it's not going well so far. it really be your own people.

MBJ pulled out a career performance in that movie. and i have NEVER been on his side in anything. but if there was ever a moment, this is the one.

exactly what Ryan Coogler deserves for all the unwarranted hell y'all gave him. squirm and seethe, execs & film nerds!

oh i thought this was gonna be a quick lil "make some tea & lay down" type of cold but this bitch is bringing the bass.... i just coughed up a tiny corner of my soul??

if it ain't Wunmi??? i know something.

i screamed thru the whole end credits. a moment most traumatizing to me.

just asked my cousin (who lives < 10 mins away) to bring me some TheraFlu, and he gon say "how bad do you need it?"

[wait nvm i found one] You at 22...😅

nah because he gon say something like "make me" and now we both at a crossroads

wait, y'all launched an attack on 1906 and nobody tagged me in?????? this family was supposed to be that fist!

i guess we going spell for spell over here. may the best juju win.

i wasn't taking photos at 22. i was being a hoe and trying to graduate.... selfies were not of great importance in the grand scheme.

are you familiar with the Whitty Huton private label???

one of my *favorite* things about this administration is how the NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE has basically been reduced to "bitch, we don't know! maybe you should figure it out & tag us when you do!"

i think i've finally figured out why Darlene Mitchell evokes such a visceral reaction out of me but it's still early in the season, so i'ma chill. for now.

we got those Rooney Rule interviews right on out the way just to say "Tommy Rees, come on down!" pls excuse me while i go scream into a pillowcase.

i hope Joyce Littel is doing well.

the very first TV show i ever remember obsessing over. i would literally throw a tantrum if i even thought i was gonna miss an episode.

Hey Siri, play Boom Boom Pow at max volume.

Will Smith definitely makes "'come dance for your aunties!' at the cookout" music, but somebody gotta do it! everything can't be Youngboy and Pretty Ricky.

anytime i enter Dade County??? Miami is getting played, idc idc idc.

can somebody tell Jazmine Sullivan to stop going thru that man's phone and head to the studio, pls??

still upset that they recalled this ad. this was supposed to go platinum in every household!!

and suddenly i'm on absolutely no one's side!

thank you for reminding me i need to go fight in the war before sundown. let me get this list ready.

i gotta be SUPER locked in to send (or receive) voice notes. like, you gotta [redacted] that up outta me.

Atlanta could definitely use Keon but we have zero trade capital. somebody tell Matt Ryan it's time to test-drive his first blackmail operation.