get that man some St. John's MBB tickets ASAP

so glad i was never bitten by the "beholden to content" bug. and not just as a creator, but even from the standpoint of thinking that everything needs to be captured for the mere possibility of posting later.

see, y'all made him put a shirt on. (good. bullying remains undefeated! 💯)

this is what we really need to be worried about. AI infiltrating fields where the margin of error can literally mean life or death for someone. 👎🏽👎🏽

knees be singing Maxwell songs the whole ride home

pls don't ask me b/c ima lie so hard. you getting nothing but softie pics outta me.

remember like 15 years ago when i was the conductor of the "i hate bread if it's not homemade!" train & y'all called me everything but a child of God then fast-forward to 2026 & everyone is complaining about how store-bought bread can go 10 weeks without molding??? the apology line starts *here*

1. Mariah 2. Beyoncé 3. Ari

Ronald Isley, PLEASE.

y'all tearing Houston UP rn, i know this ain't the Spring Break they was expecting 😵‍💫😵‍💫

all tongue, no teeth.

[i'm still boycotting, but] McDonalds is doing everything EXCEPT bringing back the Arch Deluxe and i'm finna get upset.

the bug OGs be like 9 months old, shit's crazy.

i rode the *wheels* off that mf. definitely my evil villain era.

LMAO he didn't just start a war, he might have started *THE* war. if WW2 created US economic supremacy as we know it, this could be the globally anticipated antidote.

"everything is under control! but please please PLEASE, countries i've tariffed into oblivion, send help! a unique problem we created, that only affects us but also doesn't actually exist, can be solved today for the low low price of your military assistance b/c we're totally dominating them! 🇺🇸🇺🇸"

the inferior race.

if Bibi is really outta here, the money is about to fall out of the bottom of soooooooooooo many people, places, and things in this country. it's gonna be such a chaotic delight to watch.

i 100% believe that man is dead. he gon have to go live with a newspaper & a NBA game playing in the background to make me think different.

this was the worst episode of Drag Race i've ever seen in my life. cancel the show, pls.

got hit with a last minute date petition but i just fried some fish 😑

imagine becoming a single mother because your baby daddy died doing some goofy shit at the gender reveal 🫠🫠🫠

one thing about getting my name wrong is i'ma correct you every single time. aggressively. never letting shit slide.

the golden American age of "just doing shit" (which could also be yesterday & tomorrow)

at least he knew which branch to start with.

that fear tactic does not work on me because maybe they have a point. really might be on to something.

depression recipes, assemble! peanut butter onions and water pie, here we come.

Florida and Louisiana BEEN knew

i start breaking dishes & shit everytime i remember we were *this* close to getting a COQODAQ in Atlanta until one of those crypto crashes ruined the financing.

i took my earrings & nose ring out for cleaning and left them out just to remember what it's like. it's been like ten days now, and i have never felt more vulnerable and exposed in my LIFE

touchy-feely strangers make me soooo anxious, because exactly what about me in this moment made you feel *that* comfortable??? has the Iron Dome fallen???

i'm wearing steel toe boots for the rest of the year *specifically* for the purpose of running into Jack Harlow somewhere.

y'all kinda eating with this Neo Deco / Harlem Deco design revival, idk idk idk.

still haven't recovered from this loss.

"from what an insane way to objectify me!" to "take every single method of contact i have" in the same batch of air is extremely embarrassing.

i think i use a good amount of sour cream on a regular basis, and i can barely clear a 16 oz tub before it goes bad. showing up with 5 lbs would probably piss me off too.

nah i get the outrage. unless you're working catering or running a bakery, 5 lbs of sour cream that you did not specifically ask for is *definitely* going bad / getting tossed before you use it all.

i honestly cannot tell which of these is the most glaring issue here: - the pivot to R&B - a white man quantifying his blackness - THIS FUCKING ALBUM NAME?????

LA family therapists:

the "Bibi is dead" theory has me on the edge of my seatttttttt 🍿

it relieves me tbh. 7/10 my vibe is *please* leave me alone.

......now why would Ray Potts take his ass on that damn show?????

my momma is sharper than ever, which i kinda expected b/c my grandfather was the exact same way.

whichever one of y'all introduced my momma to butterfly locs???? trust, you will be dealt with.

man what the fuck is going on in this sentence???? ANOTHER war????

whole country being run by finger readers. pls get me outta here.

my ex used to eat Haribos out the refrigerator ONLY. should've known then i was with a serial killer.

ME AND WHO??????

"the battle" LMAO JJ, get ready to learn woodgrain textures b/c that pine is YOURS bby