the FBI needs at least three agents tracking Joe Mazzulla at all times. no days off.

CELTICS PACK INCOMING

and the way i would waste this power by taking Resentment and giving it back to Jazmine???

if the cult ain't got no YouTube Premium, you can count me out.

i been sniffing out bullshit since Milli Vanilli, there isn't a chance in hell

LMAO APD pulled up on the bench like he was finna empty the clip 💀💀💀

bro do the Hawks know where they are rn????

shut the fuck up (preferably in a casket) challenge!

IF YOU DON'T LOWER YOUR DAMN VOICE??????

y'all doing way too much on here for a Thursday. this is Monday behavior.

DemonSky got an underground line otw, stay tuned 😈

"Tajai Norton Exposed" on the Blacksky Trending list would make me crash out so bad. y'all would never see me again outside of a courtroom.

every retwist was another opportunity to cheat. they don't wanna have the real conversation.

if our relationship is just texts and phone calls ONLY???? we are not together. this is a flirt-from-home gig.

and now y'all being weird about the weirdos. i need everybody to freeze, right now.

THEY NEVER MET??????? alright. let's wrap this up. quickly.

y'all gotta keep the exposure threads to 15 posts or less. that's where the maximum sympathy curve tops off.

i think i might get back to fighting y'allz baby daddies (for a fee) this year. that was an untapped market i really could've cornered if i put my all into it.

i remember we almost launched a spinoff when i was finna crack Ghost shit wide open

the most "here nigga damn" ass piece of legislation we've seen in a long time.

Who is Bruce Vilanch??

y'all (some of you are reading this rn) had whole *monetized* IG accounts that would screenshot tweets AND THEN TAG US. very nauseating "we'll pay you in clout" vibes. unhand my thoughts, slime. take my shit DOWN.

this is the one. the number of publications that pushed "articles" consisting of nothing but our pulled tweets as commentary?? no requests for inclusion, no courtesy heads-up... just good old fashioned for-profit pilferage.

i could not be shirtless anywhere, not even in the house. if she came up the street and saw me with my shirt off in the neighborhood??? INSTANT cuss out.

Sista SilkPress really fucked up the vibes today, four thumbs DOWN.

not you said Civil War 2: Electric Boogaloo???

next Verzuz should be Columbus Short vs Cuba Gooding Jr. let's go crime for crime!

that ChatGPT ass Verzuz, i'm really pissed off

they really coulda left French off the promo graphic. hope y'all enjoy the Rozay concert featuring special guest.

i'm coming down with one of those head colds that makes you sneeze every 7 minutes, and i would like to

she look like she trying to force a hostile takeover of Flavor Magazine.

Advertise your account with a Simpsons image

couldn't have happened to a worse person 🫶🏾

do y'allz fathers know they raised niggaz who are unafraid to defend FRENCH MONTANA on Buffie the Body's internet??????

French Montana barely got enough music for a concert, how tf he gon showcase HITS at a Verzuz??

hang it up, gramps!

i was a Boy Scout for like two months til they put me out for fighting.

bro when is that nigga gonna die???? i've been patient enough.

escape room employees watching the video feed:

the key driving factor behind my desire to read as a kid: my mother was a bibliophile who CONSISTENTLY kept a paperback in her face, and i was nosy by birthright. i *needed* to figure out what tf was keeping her so enthralled.

GOOD! next step: setting them on fire.

dolphins living my dream frfr

finding out that Pokemon GO is/was just one big AI spatial modeling operation has been my *brain explodes* moment of the week, and it's barely Wednesday

so i have a very vivid memory of how the OGs would invite their "lil friends" to the barbershop on Saturday mornings to show off & have breakfast (like a mini Sidepiece All Star Game) and i need to know if this was just some Atlanta shit or was this standard operating procedure nationwide???

the lightest possible version of 3.

this weather is nice and brisk today. let me open a few more windows in here.

like, don't nobody else sound like a scratch-off lottery ticket but you. the tech ain't that damn advanced yet.

she said