this is gonna be a weekend for the BOOKS. been stretching all day since i woke up.

you know when i truly stopped taking most of y'all seriously when it comes to drawing these character-based hard lines around celebrities??? after seeing the disparities in the reactions to the Bumps & Bruises tour announcement + the MJ film + the MJ documentary all in rapid succession.

hear me out Casa Amor, but it's just me + the full Pappadeaux menu + a squeeze bottle of baby oil.

i know Cynthia doesn't want her peach back, but we need to hold her down and force it into her hand.

they need to give her a court show so bad. Judge Bri would clean these streets up in a heartbeat.

wait, who was arguing and why wasn't it me & that ugly dude with the fake watches????

it's @missxbri.bsky.social by a long shot

on the podium: Lust - 3rd Pride - 2nd Wrath - 1st

now Megan i'm trying real hard to ignore those colored contacts....

.....that man spent money on three tickets to take her down to the Margaritaville Resort???? sis, stand UP.

He’s about five years too late. This is hypebeast reseller bait from the pandemic.

Lil Kimmy Ma Minaj.

who was the last "hard drugs" NBA player?? like somebody we knew was out there playing zooted ball whether we could prove it or not???? (pls don't say Delonte, thx)

bruh why did i spend the last 8 years thinking Tyla Yaweh was African????? that nigga is from Orlando??????

i think i may make my (hardcore) return to Fantasy Football this season. more at 11.

please do not invite me to your dick domicile. i will be showing up with several members of the FBI.

right message, wrong audience.

don't question God!

i'm *this* close to adding "Mamdani-backed foot rubber" to all my dating profiles.

everytime i wake up early enough to stage a responsible start to my day, i don't be feeling like it. but then every other day, i end up making a big ignorant ass pre-church breakfast at 1 o'clock in the afternoon. real villain behavior.

2026 has taught me that celebrities are extremely friend-poor. because the amount of shit they be telling us that should've never left a groupchat, sister circle, or password journal????

aside from the fact that he's actually getting shit done... Mamdani is so lovable it's not even funny. even Trump couldn't resist his glamour. you gotta be truly dead inside to hate that irresistible little dog show puppy of a man. real deal politicians are (almost) so back.

it takes a special type of insular dickwad to think that white supremacist corruption and actually giving a fuck about people are opposing equivalencies.

my one that got away is a restaurant. RIP Nickiemotos.

losing a good ass job in this sociopolitical climate behind a TRASH CAN??? ikyfl.

wait, Luenell and Al B. Sure are dating forreal???

by an unbelievable magnitude.

Dangerously In Love 2 <<<<<<< Dangerously In Love. get that loud ass piano outta here!

i love rowdy ass places. saw my first geriatric fight at the Wesley Chapel Post Office. it will always hold a special place in my heart.

Raven doing an international season alongside La La Ri & NPBFAG is why drugs need to be outlawed on a global scale. because what are we even doing??????

man if y'all don't pay some YNs from SE to go snatch that damn tarp down......

30 ain't never gotta worry bout me. all you niggas & your Lugz boots is my sons.

crab leg shoulders??????? oh we're down BAD.

me, putting my bib on at Juicy Crab:

oh this is filthy

people who lovingly remember government cheese:

if that trade goes thru???????? pls know i'm on your ass like Ethika draws for a full calendar week @black99jack.bsky.social

a good crème brûlée with fresh fruit will turn me into MissBNasty

y'all really turned into full-fledged sociologists over this cheesecake & it's making my eczema flare up.

honestly it ain't no grease at McDonalds worth frying a pie in. i'ma go ask for a raw one and take it down to Popeyes.

this is how i wanna go out lowkey. i need the drama.

the men got four FIRE ass bombshells + identiy crisis Jessica Alba & the racist and the girls get..... that????? are they beefing with production???

yikes.

they said "we got universal healthcare, we don't give a FUCK"

and you don't really appreciate the gravity of these diagrams until you actually drive one.

i can't wait to walk you into prison like a father-daughter dance.

if my Josh Allen thigh tattoo gives you the ick then you just gon have to be icked out, idc idc idc.

the only thing i'm sad about with Clive Davis passing is that he didn't take his sons with him. should've been a family affair.

just having to hear the sound of them cleats on that long ass walk to the stadium would've been my 13th reason

do i owe Beyoncé's bedwarmer an apology??? probably. will he ever get it??? not before the divorce is final.