It's Rosh Hashanah starting tonight. We'll be blowing the ram's horn (shofar) bright and early tomorrow morning at services.

Is it timezone specific? Does it happen at 8:15 AM in each timezone?

With 5 days to go until the 1 year anniversary of Hurricane Helene, something's brewing East of the Leeward Islands.

This man's brain is cooked. "I'm going to make an INDIVIDUAL decision after workshopping it with OTHER people."

What this means is that private equity will start to buy up rv parks and drive up the rents. Much easier for them to do in a mostly independently owned, old school business.

RFK's swimmers have to look like The Thing from Fantastic Four.

"The name of the agent is Erika Kirk." "My name is Erika Kirk." "Then you are a Russian spy."

If the rapture comes on Tuesday, this Sunday will be the greatest ever for restaurant staff.

Literally Korean food

If the club can go up on a Tuesday, so can you to salvation.

Yeah, but they carved turnips and couldn't be trusted with a good idea.

On Erev Rosh Hashana? Buddy still won't have enough time to atone by Yom Kippur.

Had two kids under 5 years old. All we did was hike and go for long walks.

Nothing cheaper than $6 for a lb of ground beef. $10 for chuck roast. $12 for sirloin. $8 for stew meat.

Shell game. The $100B or more will be used to place orders of Nvidia hardware.

Eff Candace Cameron as a crew and a record label!

Poindexter got laid. And pursued by a very horny Omega Mu.

shana tova, friends.

My layoff-related PTSD kicked like a donkey on Friday. There was an incorrect setting applied to Exchange that kicked us out of Outlook, and we couldn’t log back in. My stomach dropped because I thought it was happening again.

Went to bed when she does and woke up an hour early with nothing to do.

Tallis, yarmulke.

You can set your watch to this

Linda McMahon is good for something

He hasn’t even survived a staged shooting.

The most ridiculous part of “X is their generation’s Michael Jackson” is that my 9 year old was singing Billie Jean in the shower. One and only.

Not the Gooch General during the Sunday truce.

Saban’s wife sent him this and every picture of Belichik looking like an old loser.

Every other day for going on 2,000 years

C’mon, Dabo, let Jesus take the wheel.

In foil, wrapped like döner.

Tom Homan to take over the Office of Government Ethics

I’m crying 😂

Definitely the last time NPH touched something that looked like that

@bemorelikeharper.bsky.social The pencil is nuts

I should not have to make an account to use a physical device

Is the One Piece cartoon ok for elementary school aged kids?

Streams versus sales should be an 80% reduction.

Meet the people who are easily swayed by the last dumb idea they heard

“Fuck them kids.” - Erika Kirk

Dad sneezes are the closest thing humans have to mutant sonic powers.

Motown, Doowop, Tavares, Mandrill, Sylvers, Average White Band, TSOP, Atlanta Rhythm Section.

Jimmy’s looking for the Tracy Morgan Walmart payday

Take a lesson, Frank Ocean!

He's got the black gloves. Very official.

Come fucking on, man. Why are there so many degenerates...

Everything here is as good or better besides NBA conversations. The number of people talking about it and the quality of their information was higher over there.

My inspiration. I'm doing hot and fast baby back ribs, tonight.

Feels like okra, but sounds like scooping macaroni salad.