Evan
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The brains of the operation. Don’t bother asking what’s wrong with me.
I have never come back to work “re-energized.” My brain is Jaffe Joffer, who once said, “MY SON WORKS?”
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20 minutes ago
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No. Someone’s political views are what they would do if they had power. It’s not an abstract thing.
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about 1 hour ago
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Are these not the globalists we were warned about?
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about 19 hours ago
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America ‘captured’ Maduro the same way their ancestors ‘discovered’ the New World.
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about 22 hours ago
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The original doomscrolling
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1 day ago
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Back in my day we had to endure Larry Biel talking about erectile dysfunction.
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1 day ago
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11 day road trip around Florida, 2600 miles of driving. I’ve never been this brand of tired.
1 day ago
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Ok, so…
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1 day ago
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1 day ago
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The old versions of what were good brands >>>
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2 days ago
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/Marco Rubio shows up “I thought we were shooting protesters together?”
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2 days ago
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Can’t wait to use this
2 days ago
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You’re getting good at it. Just push through.
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3 days ago
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Accusations tend to be silent admissions.
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3 days ago
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Happy New Year to the wonderful people that live in my phone.
3 days ago
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Movie star trait
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3 days ago
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Tuning into the Don Lemon Party
3 days ago
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Love a dramatic bathroom
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3 days ago
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Republicans are Derrick Rose.
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4 days ago
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“I think you’d like me if you met me and that’s more important than the truth.”
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4 days ago
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My contribution to tonight’s dinner is Cuban white rice and PR-style stewed pink beans. Otherwise there’s lechon, salad, mac and cheese, and corn souffle.
4 days ago
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Every complaint is them getting ready to do whatever it is, themselves.
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4 days ago
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Lowest common denominator everything
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4 days ago
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Sounds racist
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4 days ago
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Giving off big “disgraced state representative” photo evidence
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4 days ago
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Billionaires, being predictable, unoriginal, and worried about appearances turned St. Barth into their Myrtle Beach.
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I genuinely believe he has VIP tickets to his own house, which includes: -Cured meats and greet with the Wegman’s deli staff -Arsenio Hall brand “good-ass cheese” tray -Unlimited mini lobster rolls -Beyonce karaoke
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4 days ago
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Your brother is a killer and he touched his arm. Girls were laughing at you like, “he has a machete Shabar” LMAOOOOOO 😂😂
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4 days ago
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Kim Roney is the parish priest at St Susan Collins Our Lady of Perpetual Disappointment.
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4 days ago
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MTV had their shot more than once and doubled down on bullshit. Videos get hundreds of millions to billions of views just on YT and MTV goes out like Blockbuster.
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4 days ago
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Bucs fans really don’t have a legit rivalry besides the Jaguars which is mostly about whose fans wear the most jorts and high top Team Jordans.
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5 days ago
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Steve Irwin / Stefan Ir’win
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5 days ago
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Ready to assassinate someone on the 17th hole.
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5 days ago
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I used the urinal next to Jeremy Shockey at Larry Flynt’s Hustler Club in New Orleans.
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6 days ago
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I recognized Rafer Alston in the mall and we silently did the “what’s up” chin raise in passing.
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6 days ago
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Seacrest is human AI. There’s nothing to him. Just blandest average.
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6 days ago
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Fighting, cussing, hooting, and hollering women.
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6 days ago
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Objectively hilarious. 80% of the time, it works every time.
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6 days ago
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Ni hao ni hao
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6 days ago
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6 days ago
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6 days ago
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He looks like he was reincarnated just to tie a damsel to train tracks.
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6 days ago
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This the sexual version of going to wipe, the TP being empty, and no rolls being nearby.
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6 days ago
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6 days ago
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Kitchen. Manager. Herpes. Mouth.
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6 days ago
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The front seat of my grandfather’s Buick was a bench seat and the whole thing slid back and forth.
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6 days ago
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Nothing wrong with some seasoning
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6 days ago
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Some photos from Day 1 in the Keys
6 days ago
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Can I tell you about another great man with holes in his hands?
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7 days ago
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