My kids wore me thin today. I’m about get asses in the tub and then in the bed. At 6pm 😭

I’m sorry but I ain’t never paying my student loans back. They better forgive them, cause I for shit sure already have 🤣

When a man is my man in my head I don’t wanna see nobody but me have fun with him. Not even his mama. Tell Big Shirley leave you alone until I’m out the picture again 😭

I know what yall bootyholes look like and don’t even know yall first name lol

At this point we know how tall everybody is, how old everybody is, how big the bootyholes is, and how they like to have sex. 🫩

I dated a man once who was my height. My brother used to say I’ll put that nigga in my pocket if he hurt you 😭

Short men keep a bad bitch

I was on the phone with Shera and my kids was cutting up so bad. I said girl I can’t believe I sat up and had all them damn kids! 😭

I’m whatever height I feel like being at the time

So anyways

Today I made hot honey catfish, dirty rice, Mac & cheese, & parmesan roasted broccoli.. girl everybody ate & was knocked out lol

I’m not even gone lie to y’all. I am so attracted to men 😭 it’s so many types of men I find cute. Just don’t come around me in no fucking rhinestone pants!

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Yeah sometimes!

This is a top notch torso! Not too much muscle and meaty in the right places Solid chest, but not mitties iApprove

I love when people look like animals lol

Men be so ugly when they cum 🤣

I hate I never got to come to one!

If you drive a van, fuck you

And in reality, many of us are lower-middle class, and the economy is bad: prices have gone up, wages have not, and interest rates are high. Expecting anyone aside from a C-Suite type or a high-level drug dealer to have disposable cash is unrealistic. Ain't that much overtime.

Hello!

A police officer saying “hand to God?” Is so crazy lmaoo the most unserious people have serious jobs

I, too, like emotional support horses.

Now that I’m so far removed from Saints twitter & the chef lady for the Saints I can share with yall that the Saints players absolutely saw y’all tweets & its a few of y’all by name they actually hate. 😭

"Other hand to God" is still crazy af.

I was supposed to start 75 hard today. Girl I’m eating a brownie.

Yes the actual talls. Not you

When white men are tall, that’s what shocking to me. Y’all come tall, in white!?

I attract tall men like it’s second nature lol i be wishing I could forward them to y’all cause I know y’all are height queens 🤣

I met a man the other day who was a literal giant 😭 I said gotdamn how tall are you, 6’6? He was 6’7! He said by the time he was 9, he was already 5’11!

Trader Joe's parking lots are designed like the hamsters from the old Kia Soul commercials switched careers and became architects.

I don’t understand sports but I love going to football games lol the environment is so fun

I’m happy to see y’all talking about sports. Wrap that last dumb ass topic up 🤣

I remember where I was but I’m not old! 🤣

Trader Joe’s makes their parking lots like everybody comes to them on a bike lol

Every time I log into this app it’s monkey chatter and nigga babble

I didn’t even peep that the man who started this is gay! So him saying his partner don’t need his money is so funny because yeah as a man why are you poor!? 😭 gay or not!

For the start of pride it includes a gay😭

I know the gays be mad when they’re having talks amongst themselves and here come the straights ruining it

After my dad died, my ex gave me a build a bear that’s dressed in a military uniform & it plays my dad’s voice. He went on Facebook & found a video of my dad singing happy birthday to me & had the audio put into the bear. 🥺

Where is @thesuburbanthug.blacksky.app? He need to come say the straights fighting about bullshit again!

People are not touching grass enough

I’d rather y’all be horny than to talk about dating and men and money. And y’all KNOW I hate when y’all fucky fucky. Idk. Post y’all bootyhole and change the topic fr

Some times this place feels like high school and you know what I hated? Them niggas i went to high school with 😭

Men got it rough, and maybe rightfully so. If you think a lady cute today you gotta be ready to buy her a Benz TONIGHT 😭😭😭😭😭😭

They just said we can’t afford birthday parties. Now we can afford to pay everybody rent we say hi to? Oh ok

One thing y’all gone do is call strangers broke and ugly omg 😭

So. Who’s hideous? 😭

All these imaginary scenarios. Shut the fuck UP

rent due and it’s a full moon babe these hoes finna argue bout the stupidest shit til at least the weekend