A man left me on read mid convo at 3:26pm. Boo don’t even text me when you remember me. I’m turned off already.

I don’t believe in fucking people who can’t help me. I just don’t. I don’t think I should be actively fucking and I gotta ask my daddy or my friends for money lol

Fuck yall.

I’m a lil fat but yeth

Absolutely. If I can fuck for free, I can fuck for money.

Cutwaters aren’t strong lol they be lying about them. I get the White Russian one and mix it with my lemon drops

They’re all whores, queen. If he’s breathing, whore. It’s in that Bible they don’t be reading.

Let’s! So a nigga recently told me he was poly but his woman came to me as a woman on IG because she felt like he liked me.

It’s astonishing how poorly men will treat you, even on a friend level, but expect so much from you. Why would I want to make plans with a nigga who KNOWS I’m actively grieving and they haven’t done shit to try to comfort that? Do men be ok?

I’ve been blocking men left and right since my daddy died. Men haven’t asked if I’m okay, they didn’t offer their condolences, didn’t make sure I ate, didn’t send a card, a flower, a “how are you” nothing. But in my inbox asking when they gone see me. Never now bitch.

She didn’t eat it. She said he was trying to fuck but couldn’t get hard (which kinda implies he tried to fuck but couldn’t stay up but I digress either way) and when he did nut (what made him nut?) It was fishy.

I’m truly asking for men to leave me the fuck alone. Unless you’re opening your mouth to place on my coochie or opening your wallet to give me $1000, please stop fucking talking to me. “Wyd” every day is so goddamn annoying.

I’m going important shit and when I come back y’all better be done telling us you eat cum!

Why his pussy like that?

I love seeing how topics take a hard turn on here 😭😭😭

10/10. I see what you did there

Currently arguing with my children about if their daddy loves them more or me more and the daddy is just tickled about it. Being a family is kinda cool sometimes lol

I said earlier y’all be sharing shit that don’t need to be shared. And look at y’all, done shared some shit that shouldn’t have been shared!

Everybody don’t have to like what you like in the bedroom. It’s really just that simple. Y’all gotta stop bullying and pressuring people into liking shit sexually just because YOU do.

I think we all should know less about each other because I really would like to go back to not knowing y’all be in the house chewing on your cum!

We be in the middle of fighting and I be like do you have CTE? Because ain’t no way your brain functions like that?

Sometimes I be wondering if my man have CTE? Or do football players just all think the way they do? It’s CTE ain’t it?!

Lmaooooooo

I don’t think I’m progressive enough to want a man who eats his own cum 😭 ion know. I’m not there yet. I think tasting it after a kiss is one thing. But ion know you just be in the house licking it up? Idk

I love being girly lol. My bf pointed out how my pins for my pin curls are pink & gold & he said I love how dainty you are lol. I love buying cute feminine girly things.

Exactly like that. I don’t think men call women losers enough lol

That’s how you end up with a bum bump

Y’all HORNY

If you’ve mastered it DM me

A prenup is mandatory for me. I leave any relationship I go into better than I came. Because I typically tend to date men who love helping me elevate. I wish I would get married not expecting to end up better than my husband!

I think all women should get a prenup. Not even for him, babe YOU might be the nigga with money when it’s time for the relationship to be over. A lot of women go into marriage thinking they’ll never be better than their husband & that’s a lot of women’s downfall.

Everyone saying they need to eat coochie before they shrivel up and die, and look at that I’m fresh in stock of coochie!

Hey!

Y’all think Jeff Goldblum be fucking? Cause I do. I think it’s magical.

Women be dwelling over men like God stopped making men when he made that one. Girl go find another one

I don’t believe in dwelling on lost relationships. I’ll breakup with a nigga on Sunday and be on a date on Tuesday I never gave a fuck. I let people move on from me in peace.

(I move on fast like Big Sean too) yes I can breakup with somebody in May and be with somebody new in November, I’m sorry.

Are you ok?

I’m not going back and forth with nobody about what I post. Scrolling on by is free.

I love when a man’s skin smells good. Not his cologne or anything. But the natural smell of his skin is usually a good, or bad, indicator.

My man last regular season game is tonight lord please let them lose i’m so tired of football having his time.

I know you fucking lying.

I’d literally rather slide my coochie across hot rocks oh my lanta!

70 million?? I feel like this number goes up every time I see it

I did some shit in life ima die with only me and God knowing about. And that’s ok. We don’t have to share every inner detail or everything that happens every time.

I said a while back it’s some stuff in life you gotta keep between you, God, your group chat, & your therapist & they ate me up over that too.

Calling a pussy girthy is insane. Are we ok? 😭

I turned 30 and life got so good. Even my bad be good because I’m better equipped to handle it.

Y’all be taking words and making them mean whatever the FUCK you want. 😭

I haven’t saw nobody accusing that young lady of sleeping with the man with fish nut but I have saw people saying fish nut is usually probably accompanied by other signs. Is there an error in saying that? Or we just act like people wake up with fish nut randomly?