Or my personal fav, them wanting a relationship but just not ready when it comes to you

Real talk, I don’t even want to do this anymore. I’m just here so I don’t get fined

I have a major change coming in 2.5 weeks. Once that takes place, I’m moving very differently.

Most of my life I have walked it alone. Doing it alone. All the hard parts have definitely been alone. I’m used to it tho so it is what it is

Feels like the universe is removing everyone from around me. Ppl are falling off, leaving, ghosting, etc. I guess that’s for the best too. Maybe it’s making space for me or maybe this is how it’s supposed to be

I have something personal going on that is causing me some serious grief and guilt but it’s for the best and I have to hold onto that

A part of getting older is having to keep buying different types of pillows bc you keep waking up with cricks in your neck

Imma take myself out next weekend for some good food and drinks. I need that

Omg just go ahead and call this game and put us out of our misery

Russell Wilson gonna kill someone with those reckless deep balls

Everything but giving orgasms

That was a helluva run

This is the bullshit they give us for prime time football. Nigga I could be sleep

Russ just be winging that bitch to anybody and praying his own guy snatches it lmaoooo

That’s it, Russ is washed

Russ..please. Even the refs are trying to help you at this point. Get it together and give the people what they want

The Giants should’ve held onto that lol

Yea this drink starting to hit

Idk man, I really don’t be caring what ppl be doing honestly

I’m prepared to ride this out solo

Was thinking about how long it’s been since I’ve had sex and tbh I should just keep going. No need of stopping now just to have sex for the hell of it bc there’s not nary a relationship in sight for me

I need the Giants to help the Chiefs make it to 0-3

I want a fair date so bad. Omg let’s eat overpriced food, get on a few rides, hold hands, steal kisses, and win me a big teddy bear

It should all be so simple

Never cared for Crissle and I’m usually never wrong about that

Well shit…

ANOTHER INTERCEPTION LMAOOOO

Mans got a chip and locked in. He wants more

Making brownies to make myself happy. Every bit counts

That one was definitely on Pickens

Lmao Pickens

Yes

I need that gif of Jackie Christie counting off her fingers while propped up in bed

I see CW still struggling with that accuracy

I’m ready to see Sexy Dexy do his thing to Patrick

Women like men who fixes things bc it’s taking something off our plate to worry about. We love when you do shit without having to keep asking too

Me: never wears glasses Also me: wonders why shit is blurry

I didn’t forget, I just didn’t say anything

I made some sliders for game day and damn if these ain’t good

Saints playing so bad I forgot Geno wasn’t even in Seattle anymore lmaooooo

Im honestly sick of conversations about what women should and shouldn’t be doing.

Lmao he took that ball right out his arms

Holy shit y’all watching the eagles??

Now if they let the Rams score on them lmao

Smitty pulled it in!!

Damn Falcons got a big fat 0 so far

Girl your makeup is everything!

Whew thinking back over this past year and I gave out so much fucking energy. That shit is a wrap. Reclaiming my time and calling my shit back to me. Bout to be real strict around here, especially for these niggas