Nothing says ‘fit to lead’ like napping through your own medical endorsement. Get Grandpa Don to bed. 🤦🏽‍♂️

Words mean things.

"IT'S ONLY LOVE" - Militia Vox & Corey Glover ft. Vernon Reid & Nuno Bettencourt www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCJq...

They might need to implement a mercy rule…idk #WBB #NCAAW #NCAAWBB

"You were a rapper, yes? I shall put your cunning linguist skills to the test... tonight."

The Doobie Brothers: Tiny Desk Concert!!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrkO...

Sandwich 1,Goons 0. www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...

Whoa, check out these fully-functional Assassin's Creed Blades - Connor and Ezio style. @artificerind.bsky.social www.youtube.com/shorts/wPavg...

This is 100% me. Stay if you want; I'll read about it online tomorrow. www.youtube.com/shorts/CES3l...

This could be us but Americans wanted racism and billionaires.

Shot her through the door for going to the wrong address to work, then tried to call it in as a home invasion. www.myarklamiss.com/news/nationa...

…. times are tough!!! 🙃

“Make sure you wear that MAGA hat to the food pantry. “ 💯

Oh HELL yes! Cerrome's a good dude and I hope this blows up. I expect ALL Y'ALL to watch it too.

apnews.com/article/immi... agents drive off with 1-year-old girl after arresting her father in Los Angeles

Democracy only works When WE work for it! When WE fight for it!When We demand it! #StaceyAbrams

Looks like OpenAI is OpenHanded for a handout

I thought he was just a guy from LI who didn't want to have to live in NYC under Mamdani. I was wrong, he's from NYC. He has financial ties to Israel and no firefighting experience (he was appointed last summer and uhm a lot was going on). From wikipedia.

they.... they told em to go sign up for welfare??

Farm to table

How does the moon cuts its hair? Eclipse it.

@artificerind.bsky.social @kaibutsu.bsky.social This sword and shield from Monster Hunter Wilds is missing just one thing. CUE WINDROSE!

How many times did you have to watch before you got the right answer?

That manager is loved because those dudes were about to catch those McHands™ over the disrespect. www.youtube.com/shorts/ZWNzM...

Thanks @lartist.bsky.social

That man cooking

She speaks the truth. Those old Democrats that refuse to let go of power better wake the fuck up.

Dick Cheney evil ass dying this morning while so many historical WINS happened tonight was the cherry on top really. The Universe did her thang 🤌🏾👌🏾

Live view from Cuomo HQ:

Just gonna keep reiterating that nobody even knew Mamdani's name in January of this year. To say this is extraordinary is really an understatement.

Dude's getting STOMPED OUT.

People are gonna be frothing mad that Hakeem isn’t volunteering to show up on Inauguration Day to put Mamdani over by reluctantly holding up his hand then hugging him the same way Hulk Hogan did for The Ultimate Warrior back at WrestleMania VI… I’m kidding but I also see some of these posts.

Me to that 14%

Yup! Gotta hit the Korean grocery store to find them.

Jack Daniel's. I will in no way imbibe any version of that overly-popularized dumpster juice.

That “I AM SPEWKUUUUUNG” ad did SO much damage.

Shot in May in beautiful Raleigh, NC.... Son of Sumter is my first comedy special. Available on Amazon in November

This young man is going to run for Congress in 6 years. Someone is going to try to convince him to run for president in 10.

I never knew whether to laugh at or admire the intensity of this bite.

I packed... Sausage, egg & cheese [home made], blueberry muffin, Mt De and trail mix for the day.

The softest, most limp-wristed and unskilled 'brawl' I've ever seen. I've seen stronger and better-aimed punches in a daycare.

Every. Damned. Time.