We’ve been hostages for 400 years. Come save us from dictatorship! Is The Hague closed?

One of my kids. Both are different kinds of funny.

Same with LA, and that's even with a RISE in smash-and-grab robberies, it was still overwhelmingly lower.

Si.

Same with Chicago. And i have had more than one person ask me if it was Trump or "something else." The same media that talks about crime, said very little about Chicago's lowest murder numbers in over 60 years. MLK was a live the last time murders were this low.

That's not a melt, silly. That's a crime❤️

And if that WAS an exceptaboe excuse for kidnapping a world leader, what's to stop someone from kidnapping the US president then rightly pointing out that Trump not only poops his pants, but he's also a criminal.

I guess we could start a petition

This is who you are. Been. The will be is up to you, but not looking good.

love you ❤️

I have feelings. Ima work through em. But ima feel em first.

My hands have been called this before.

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54...wait what?

Before i lose myself

about me:

happy january 2nd to all who celebrate!

If i did a regular (monthly or weekly) storytelling comedy show in Chicago, would you come?

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Almost skeeted.

Hashtag men's business. Lifting whole driveshafts and steering linkages on one shoulder >>> Capitalism has some benefit, I suppose

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Bro...a lady's husband called me about his wife and i asked him if he thought he could stop me from taking her. "This ain't a good sign."

ROMANCE.

Read more to expand your vocabulary and phrasing, so your compliments make her need to "freshen up."

"Won't need a hoveround to take you where you wanna go, fucking with me!" - you, a real one

I post workout vids as proof of concept. 🤣

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Mind you they started legislation around women's self defense specifically because we do try to defend ourselves throughout history. Notably the hat pin! Threatening Style: Clothing Laws and Enforcement from 1880-1930 – Femme Fashion Forward 1880-1930 share.google/fmudkMZ6cNol...

Man we used to be RUMBLING in my granny house! I threw the piano bench at that nigga 😭

How extreme is Jim O’Neill, Deputy Health Secretary who just froze federal childcare funding to every state based on a viral video? As a leader of the Seasteading Institute, he praised selling human organs on the free market b/c “There are plenty of healthy spare kidneys walking around, unused” 1/2

Five on the Black Hand Side and that is the lovely Ja'Net DuBois bka Willona Woods

You need the evening action...(baba doobadoo doobadoo doobadoobadoodoo)

People don't know what they didn't know. Imagine NOT killing your husband when they don't even have tox screens. 😂

There was a bullet hole in the baseboard of my bedroom at my grandmothers house. She caught my grandfather out and about with another woman. The story goes that she was more upset that the woman wasn't Oromo than with the cheating. Either way, she pieyowed and barely missed his head

Hi, I’m everything, everywhere, all at once.

The problem with USians and socialism is most of them bought the definition of socialism that was given to them by capitalists. That's asking a Klansman to define Black people. If all you learned about socialism was taught to you by people who believe capitalism is the only valid system...

Socialism doesn't mean you gotta stop being a bad bitch

Unless there is something not being reported this headline and "story" is so misleading and very nasty work.

I keep saying...you being heavy ain't the issue. Because even if you are...why he can't lift heavy things? He not strong? Be strong.

Ummm, read the article yall…

IM WILLING TO BET YOU DONT KNOW WHAT SOCIALISM AND COMMUNISM ARE. I'M WILLING TO BET YOU DON'T KNIW WHAT FASCISM IS. I'M WILLING TO BET YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT CAPITALISM IS. I'M WILLING TO BET YOU DONT KNOW WHAT ZIONISM IS. Prove me wrong please! Please know.

Happy Introvert day. May you enjoy your day actively ignoring others. 💕✨

If you insist

uh holy SHIT?

my exH: I don’t understand why our child is always kicking soccer balls and running around the house! me:

I love you for reminding me❤️