Lemme go watch fullmetal alchemist: brotherhood and eat this preworkout meal. Yall be easy. Ima be big.

Yerrrrrr

This. At some point, you gotta audit the quality of “advice” you’re seeking out. Done read 48 Laws Of Power for 15 years and you still weak as fuck.

No jokes aside, them people ain't ask for my advice. That's why i just post what i think and if the words help, cool. If you hate it, cool. Ima be happy either way.

Which is impossible to do because my wife fine and i fight good. They gotta subtweet in the dark corners of the innanet lol

Hello!? Married people are still going on dates with our partners. The courting never stops if you're doing this marriage thing right

The funny part is, i rarely offer women dating advice. I talk to men. But the men don't like the advice because I'm not telling them that the women need to change. If i was bashing women and blaming them for men being lonely, the dudes would be all ears. You listening to those guys and u still alone

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Oh ima e...nvm

Sheeeeeeeeeeee Eeeeeeeeeeeeee Eeeeeeeeeeeeee Eeeeeeeeeeeeesh

My bad☺️

"You using the apps? Ain't app short for application? A dating application? Why you gotta apply to date?" 🤣

Gee Zus Cries T

Look. Been with the same woman for nearly 25 years, been married to her for a hair under 20...but what do I know? Anyways, let me work through these work tasks. Y'all got it.

I don’t see why married ppl can’t talk about dating so long as it’s not the mechanics of it (go outside vs how to app date) if you last dated in the Dark Ages. How to woo and be a partner to someone? Yeah.

"Chivalry is patriarchy" whewwww

a HUGE PERCENTAGE of cishets' problems are because they DESPERATELY want to believe they can make patriarchy work for them if they tweak it. it usually means exemption from doing inner work on some shit you know is dead wrong but you too stubborn to budge (or think) chivalry is patriarchy. AHT

also so many of the problems are not about DATING ITSELF but self esteem, social conditioning, interpersonal skills, racial/cultural attitudes, and basic not understanding compatibility lol. you don't have to be actively dating to know this

more men should value perspective from men who love and like their partners.

"You married why you in a dating discussion anyway?!" Weekly you people argue that having kids doesn't preclude you from giving parenting advice. But having dated successfully enough to find a long-term partner means i don't know anything about dating? You unsmart.

Yes. Even narrowed it down to their physical characteristics and childhood traumas. There was a lot of unpacking I had to do. :/

deactivated my poshmark acct bc they wanted me to upload ID for verification seems like it's the new wave & i'm not going

"Ion got no type" - Rae Sremmurd and me (if you fine, i like that.)

"Show me a ol noisty sammich"

This is what you find in my porn search history

I ain't top heavy or bottom heavy. Just heavy.

Boar's Head is done. Finished. They have obviously cut out all their food safety standards and even if some of the food they're making isn't contaminated, none of it is safe.

Im him but in Black. Used to have the same shirt and everything

Forgot to block washpo. If any person lied to me that often, i would have been cut them off. Media outlets don't get a pass. If i know you support bigotry and your work reflects that, i don't want to engage with your work. Anyway...to the abyss ya bish

Because the choices are: Get killed in the United States or move somewhere else & become a victim of its foreign policy.

My last criminal charge and the year i started doing standup. Related

MFer is like my age

Carson Beck, DDS

Nigganigganigga

My roommate is a teacher and has reported that ICE has been hanging around Septa stops and depots in the interest of abducting kids on their way home because they aren’t allowed to enter schools. They claimed to be part of a “Septa Strike Force” which does not exist. Boost if you can.

"Carson Beck is a man amongst boys!!!" This is his 7th year in college so...yes.

I think people wanna play. They ain't really bout that life.

A lot of men think they are "allies" to women and fems too 😶

This a fine ass app, collectively. the bi folks treating it like their personal page on Amazon for unicorns.

Said he from the @ or dap era.

Gee Zus Cries

That subskeet thread is...something. Yall should prolly DM each other tho.

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This the best one

"All these [song lyrics I post], don't mention You, but they're about You."

You have the sex appeal of a roach.

The majority of these being daggers at men lololololol