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Dissociating. Sci-fi & reality tv. 40+. 1922 🐩. Substack: Pink Parlance
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molly conger
about 6 hours ago
this is america. you could find yourself within 100yds of a shooting at any time, in any place. school, the grocery store, a movie theater, a block party, a public park… it happens to regular people every day. but this week we’ll get 50+ weepy op-eds because it happened to the guys who write op-eds
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mollypeonies
about 1 hour ago
It’s beyond shameful Frey was career campaign at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner for a man who brutalized Mpls. He has far surpassed typical Klobucharing of integrity-bereft DFL moderates. He is hobnobbing with the war criminals who war crimed all over the city he is elected to serve.
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That Coleslaw Lover Girl ✨
about 2 hours ago
“nobody wants a girl covered in tattoos” i don’t care about being wanted, hope this helps 🫶🏾
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Talking about psychological safety in the workplace and using a pic of Miranda Priestly >>>
about 2 hours ago
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Manny Voices
about 3 hours ago
If you're smart and want to be a better partner, you'll listen to how women are reacting to relationship news and reflect/ revise accordingly. Celebrity or not, there are easy lessons to be learned regarding trust, love, etc. Things that should be a given at most of our big ages, but here we are.
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Foot in mouth is supposed to be a *metaphor* 🫤
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Arif "Felonious Munk" Shahid
about 3 hours ago
And i am hoping for a yes on all of them 🤲🏾
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I’m not sure there is a higher compliment from a Black elder than “you alright with me”. My heart smiles every time.
about 3 hours ago
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👻Unfriendly Black Hottie! 🇧🇧
about 4 hours ago
We collectively grieve when black women experience harm in part because we see how loudly some of you celebrate and revel in that same harm. This solidarity isn’t parasocial. It’s solidarity as a buffer to protect each other from the raggedy troglodytes that are gleeful about our suffering
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van cartier
about 8 hours ago
Expert level physical comedians with a flare for timing
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Toilet paper. But really at this age more is falling into this category cuz who wants cheap shit around
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about 3 hours ago
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@NewsJennifer (Jennifer Schulze)
about 5 hours ago
Appreciate this detail from CBS News reporter Jennifer Jacobs. It's an important part of the story that seems to be missing from a lot of comments & coverage.
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Soraya Nadia McDonald
about 5 hours ago
To be a member of the 1 percent in any state in the union, a person needs to clear more than $400,000k annually, minimum. So why does your story conflate 1 percentership with making a minimum of $100,000? The whole premise of your argument is ludicrously dishonest.
www.cnbc.com/2025/07/30/i...
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Very sus!
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about 5 hours ago
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We watched this movie last night. Conclusion: White people crazy.
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general (strike) musician
about 6 hours ago
mostly cloudy in MSP for the next ten days?
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Sbooks
about 17 hours ago
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rome.
about 16 hours ago
Nigga ain’t showed up to 5 separate WHCA events but the ONE where he randomly shows up, a shooter manages to get into a HEAVILY secured area to try and…ykw either he think we stupid or the secret service is amazing and terrible at their jobs SIMULTANEOUSLY
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They missed again or another sympathy play?
about 16 hours ago
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I’m the apple Eve ate.
about 22 hours ago
“gender wars”
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about 22 hours ago
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Temu Tisha Campbell
about 23 hours ago
HARRY POTTER COME & GET YOUR QUEEN!
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Big Bad Booty Daddy
about 23 hours ago
Meg waited until the end of the season to make her statement. Even on her way out, she was gracious to him. Klay, my boy, you don't understand how much you will appreciate this trait later.
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OKSOTHICK.
about 23 hours ago
Fun fact: men who don’t engage in abusive behavior also benefit from dangerous men. If all you have to do is not rape, not kill, not cheat, the bar is so low you don’t even have to be good to receive praise.
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it's still free range
about 23 hours ago
This right here is what's really fucked. You got me integrating into your family n shit knowing how tumultuous the last few yrs have been since losing mine and you play in my face like this???
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Cheating??? On the Stallion?!?
about 23 hours ago
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Saeed Jones
about 24 hours ago
WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IS GOING!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WITH MEN!!!!!!!!!!!
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about 24 hours ago
Poor Meg. It’s okay tho. She ain’t have his kids or marry him. Ball up top
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✨Pretty, Witty, Girly, Worldly✨
about 24 hours ago
Now I gotta root against his team
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Temu Tisha Campbell
about 24 hours ago
KLAY YOU HIGH YELLA BITCH!
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Solomon
about 23 hours ago
Fish fillet colored men down bad
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So Black South Africans are just constantly switching between Xhosa, Zulu, and English in any given sentence?!
1 day ago
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This weather is making my everything hurt
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(En)Joy* 🏴☠️🇵🇷🗽🐈⬛️
1 day ago
Well, it's definitely not worse than what they had in mind and action. *stares directly at camera*
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Chris Ingraham
1 day ago
incroyable
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Solomon
1 day ago
If you see somebody stealing… no you didn’t
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Temu Tisha Campbell
2 days ago
Trick Daddy really does look like the store brand mucinex monster.
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Idk I never died before but I feel like people be dying way too fast from abdominal wounds in the movies. Like immediately? That’s a bit much!
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Burning blue
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You think you wearing a red top and khakis around me and I’m not calling you Target Man? Think again!
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Where are her herding dogs?!
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2 days ago
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Ok pretty stegosaurus!
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5 Eyewitness News
2 days ago
The man accused of spraying Rep. Ilhan Omar with apple cider vinegar during a town hall meeting is now expected to plead guilty in his federal case.
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Ilhan Omar's townhall attacker to plead guilty to federal charges
The man accused of spraying Rep. Ilhan Omar with apple cider vinegar during a town hall meeting is now expected to plead guilty in his federal case.
https://kstp.com/kstp-news/top-news/ilhan-omars-townhall-attacker-to-plead-guilty-to-federal-charges/
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DJ Butcher Knife Killa
2 days ago
If you don’t understand something black people are doing it’s not your business. If you don’t have the balls to ask a stranger in public don’t ask the internet. BLACK PPL STOP ANSWERING THEM!
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RunRayRun 🏃🏾♂️
2 days ago
This is the reason why there is a 100% tariff on Chinese cars, even before the clown got back in office. American auto makers can’t compete with these vehicles.
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Hari Kunzru
2 days ago
Texas tech now bans students from writing about LGBTQ issues in any form. Mentions of gender identity, orientation etc in textbooks must be skipped. Deafening silence so far from all the brave heterodox free speech absolutists
www.erininthemorning.com/p/texas-tech...
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Texas Tech Issues Ban On Students Writing On LGBTQ+ Topics
The ban applies to theses and dissertations, and is expected to begin going into effect on a rolling basis.
https://www.erininthemorning.com/p/texas-tech-issues-ban-on-students?utm_source=post-email-title&publication_id=994764&post_id=195286227&utm_campaign=email-post-title&isFreemail=false&r=9s792&triedRedirect=true&utm_medium=email
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Al Jazeera English
3 days ago
Meta will lay off 8,000 workers while Microsoft is offering buyouts to 8,750 people, a first for the Windows maker.
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Meta lines up layoffs while Microsoft offers buyouts
Meta will lay off 8,000 workers while Microsoft is offering buyouts to 8,750 people, a first for the Windows maker.
https://www.aljazeera.com/economy/2026/4/23/meta-lines-up-layoffs-while-microsoft-offers-buyouts?utm_source=bluesky&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=socialPulse
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The Erinaceous One
3 days ago
Nigerian men:
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Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌
3 days ago
Here’s something I will say about books, social media, and media more broadly: People are more interested in Black anger and pain than they are in Black joy People love engaging with me when I’m angry and sad and are far less engaged when I am happy and finding joy in something
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Patrick Monahan
3 days ago
Welcome to the office. Please fill out the same forms again on our iPad. Thank you
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