the weirdest thing about not really drinking anymore is one pint of margarita at the airport and suddenly you’re drunk at the airport at 1:23 on a Monday

no i am not ashamed when the man at my taqueria knows me well enough to ask “oh no mr. waffles is too cold to come out today?” we are building COMMUNITY

we cant be the only family with babybel-related conflict

it is crazy what some regular ass people are spending on hair cuts. we have gone mad. i’m buying a scissors.

i watched a youtube video with a girl going to a whole marketplace of mushrooms in china. we are missing out on so many mushrooms!

annnnnddd my flight tomorrow just got cancelled

the senate shouldn’t exist. the senate is dumb.

When you switch from fossil to clean you only use like 30-40% of the energy to do the same stuff, bc most energy from fossil fuels is lost as waste heat What's I'm trying to say is that all climate action is degrowth WELCOME TO DEGROWTH EVERYONE

i was making collages with my friends this morning and there was this beautiful illustration and quote from @chanda.blacksky.app and apparently none of friends know what moots means

my circus was amazing. my friends did the best. we solved a murder. i love planning parties. in a universe without oppression i would be a party planner.

i made this for like $10

My latest is a love letter to Chicago. "I see you stumbling through the stubborn, awkward rhythm of showing up, again and again. I see you fighting alongside people who sometimes frustrate and confuse you, and defending neighbors you may have never met, because you know they’re all your people."

i’ve lost my mom under this pile of balloons

sharing what my family does because it is kind of crazy: 1. for each big holiday you have a semi-permanent dish. you bring that every year 2. if you want to try something new it must be in addition to your usual 3. if you are a new adult, you make deviled eggs until the next person comes of age

are potluck thanksgivings not the norm? my family is so big that if one person tried to host our family dinner it would be like $1,000 dollars

did you know ancient egyptians had a form of pregnancy test where you would pee on barley and rye seeds and see if they sprouted? and according to modern experiments it kind of works because of hgh

going to comment on a very sad post a friend made and Facebook put up little buttons to have AI generate a comment about this loss they had experienced. did I want it to be “heartfelt” “inspirational” or “professional”? just choose one! this shit is depressing

my nail artist continues to be the best work trade i’ve ever done. birthday cake nails!

Under new head of Paramount David Ellison, the studio has drawn up a list of actors who opposed the Gaza genocide and will not allow them to appear in its films and TV shows. Does this sound familiar? Also, "Ellison is reportedly aiming to take over Warner Bros. next."

if you are at all into minneapolis politics and not following joey you’re really missing out

hi! tomorrow is my birthday. i’ve written a children’s book about how land is indigenous land and a young readers book about the history of boarding schools. now i’m writing a YA indigenous solarpunk novel about 100 years after #landback for my birthday, i’m asking for help doing that.

Ivy Leaguers: stop trying to reinvent racism. Challenge level: impossible.

next week feels like a great time to take a work trip! not at all like some sort of russian roulette where I might not be able to see my family for an extra week or two.

i think i could eat lasagna every day

for christmas this year i think i am going to make grandma sewing kits for my friends that aren’t very crafty like in the royal dansk cookie tin. some nice thread, needles, a fabric scissors, pins, safety pins, a few buttons

look at this weird dookie dildo dress

look at this weird dookie dildo dress

Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.

i feel like most non-printer owning millennials could have their printer minds changed by the wonders of an epson ecotank.

me after making cotton candy one time: could i do this for a living? how do i make custom flavors? how much does an industrial cotton candy machine cost? am i the cotton candy lady now?

wake up child, your breakfast cotton candy is getting cold!

13 people have been killed by bears in japan this year. that is such a medieval headline.

i’ll be honest, i couldn’t muster any energy to be angry about the sydney sweeney jeans controversy until I saw a clip of her giving the most glib interview about it with a smug smile on her face like “i love jeans” there is just no way that her personal politics are not horrifying

FYI this is what you do when your business is great and you are very liquid and creditworthy

just found out that our local museum has a new show featuring two of my favorite artists, georgia o’keefe and maria montoya martinez ughhh do you even know maria montoya martinez and how she basically reinvented an entire kind of pottery people thought was lost? what a badass pair of women

a girl said white guys need to get off the podcasts and back into emo bands and i agree

just tell your partner what you want. ask to get your needs met. communicate. tell them if you are upset. just you know, talk to them and be honest?

i called my stepdad and told him my mom won’t stop doing shit around my house my mom:

so proud of Senator Omar Fateh, his campaign team, and everything they did to put up a good fight against the entire bullshit status quo of both the DFL and the right wing

Jacob Frey bought the mayor’s seat with dirty, right wing money, and by leveraging the racism and Islamophobia Minneapolis does so well.

four more years of absolute nothing from jacob frey. what a victory for minneapolis.

i am annoyed by the single use disposable face towel trend we have this invention thats cool as hell called a washcloth. you can reuse it! you can buy 20 for like $5! throw them in the wash weekly!

wait i love the washington DOT instagram

comrade waffles says good morning

bluesky mods retire bitch

No matter how hard people try to convince us having empathy is wrong, it is right. No matter how hard people try to convince us that diversity is a weakness, it is a strength. No matter how hard people try to convince us that love is limited, it is unlimited.

jacob frey has to be so mad that he couldn’t beat Aisha. him and his people named her as their top target after the last election. they raised so much money and Aisha embarrassed the shit out of them. soooo much money spent per vote compared to Aisha. soooo much wasted mail.

love this bit re @jfrejnyc.bsky.social: "Sasanow described what people should do today: Find a political home, be it a nonprofit, mutual aid group, or a community garden, so you “have a network of people you want to be with as things get harder.” The article links to JFREJ's Thurs online debrief

i don’t know how to shut my brain off tonight, I’ve been riding high since the cheney news broke at like 4:30AM