vance is a genuine lunatic

the trouble with being a multiracial person is that we are chastised from all of our sides but if we complain about it at all we are chastised for that—but we have incredibly similar experiences with each other and if we want to talk about them people think we are whiners

i decided to get drunk to cure my toothache (worked!) but ended up having the best bonding experience with my mom over the taylor swift end of an eras series i do not get taylor swift and my mom loves her so much so i feel like this was healing for us

i lost the filling in my rear molar yesterday and the pain is making me want to walk into the ocean

my mom got me my antifa boat and tote 😭

i showed this picture to my husband, to show him how we anishinaabeg survived the winter he thought it was a bbq pit. he was planning where to put the brisket.

the bad part of living in a city that is 90% mexican and catholic is that literally everything is closed except apparently one McDs and one Jack in the Box and the lines are apocalyptic

going to walgreens in my christmas outfit on the hunt for cottage cheese

i am legitimately on the verge of tears because i want some good culture cottage cheese so bad and the places that have it are all closed. the luteal phase is my nemesis.

i do not need another tote bag but the new MPR one is so funny

real thing i saw on reels this morning. it’s set to an edm track nice to know where the HUD budget is going

trying to convince my husband that we should make tamales with a hot dog in them like a mexican corn dog

oh great the people on citizen are trying to get santa arrested

you guys the new lady gaga concert at the harlequin (on youtube) feels like everything i have always loved about her in one weird and wonderful hour. it is so good.

it’s season 6 episode 6 if you are feeling festive

oh come all ye queso

my instagram algorithm went from “unsolicited sad posts about store closings” to “unsolicited sad posts about people’s eminent deaths from terminal diseases” and I really wish it would stop?

tony hawk was in the nutcracker in san diego

I see there’s a post about microplastics going around with a photo of drinking straws, so here is my semi-regular reminder that the 3 biggest sources of microplastics are tires (45%), synthetic clothing particles (35%) and paint (~10%). Lay article attached:

a grinch is the offspring of a who and a sneetch. and like a mule, is genetically sterile

our christmas basically got cancelled due to multiple health issues in our family so now my only real plan for Christmas is making these potatoes:

you guys they made an auntie anne’s outside of the mall and it is combined with a cinnabon, and it is next to an htea0. and. i will drive an embarrassing distance to go there.

do you think theyll have mr beast sponsor trump’s hunger games?

if they are putting this up what the hell are they still redacting

i keep walking around with this tiny little meditation hand pan thing in my purse, maybe just because i like how my keys sound when they clink into it

the best part of taking my family to my parent’s house is everyone (including me) starts asking my mom, not me, what’s for dinner.

no, this is my bedside queso

i cant believe you can get a crate of 52 tiny tacos from jack in the box what is the use case there

i know this is basically illegal to say in san antonio but i dont think you really need to watch more than the last 10 minutes of any basketball game

i hate that my kitchenaid is yellow, but it was my first expensive adult purchase when i got a real job. she’s been with me for like 14 years.

you should be able to show your ozempic rx and eat off the kids menu

this 75 degree weather at 9PM is killing my christmas buzz

i sculpted my first doll out of polymer clay with no tutorial, just vibes alone, and yikes that was a humbling experience

James Cameron Net Worth $1.1 billion dollars. Amount he's given through Avatar Foundation grants: $660,000. That is $0.06 of his wealth that he gives to the environment and sometimes Indigenous people, when he feels like it. Yep.

I don’t mean to sound extreme, but I don’t think we should have torture camps for people with criminal records either.

there are simply not enough Indigenous people on this website to deal with what y’all need us to hear us say

thinking about the analogies we use for ai hucksterism and i don't think "asbestos" is very good asbestos, while bad, functioned really well at its intended job, and is basically safe except during installation and removal i think lead is a better analogy

if only we had some sort of massive federal grant program that provided all kinds of money for people to make the sorts of upgrades that experts thought were best for climate adaptation all while creating jobs and developing industries... oh.. wait.

They're ass and I'm not afraid to say it Do you know how mid your movie has to be for Natives to skip a Wes Studi picture? Ndns LOVE Mystery Men and Street Fighter. We're mixed on Avatar

one my my best friends in high school was actually struck at this intersection. she had to be at children’s hospital for over a month after suffering a TBI and having to relearn to speak. never regained her sense of smell. because a guy took a left turn without looking.

the AI overlords are doing such a good job making the public believe that AI is just a helpful little friend instead of a giant threat to our jobs, our way of life, our entire species.

the best thing about having your friend group come from your somatic choir and deeply rooted in therapeutic language is that our communication is like, epically clear. my friends have learned i like them to show up like 15 minutes late, but need to know they are coming. so they just do that?

these brown leather meggings are going to haunt me

just got to show this to my husband for the first time and i forgot how good jt is

my little party tonight made me feel so midwest mom. i made bbq meatballs, cream cheese and pepper jam, popcorn, and a crudite plate. my mom’s standards, basically.

i love how my various friends decorated cookies

they actually held their shape 😭

i’m having a cocoa party tonight. i’m making fancy cocoa like angelina in paris. i throw holiday parties purely as excuses to clean my house. i also love my friends but this is the real reason.

the average platypus weighs 6 lbs?!? they are just tiny little guys!