Surely they've suffered enough?

If you want to send funds via other avenues that's great too, and I'll add them to the fundraiser manually for an accurate tally. (v) Steve-Palmer-20 (ca) swedishpancakes (pp) steventpalmer

Hey gang you may have seen that my dog Willow had to have surgery on her right hind leg. The surgery for her left hind leg will be later this summer. I'm looking for help paying for these expensive procedures. Please give anything you can and share the link here and on other social media.

repost if you believe party rock is in the house tonight

i think what we're looking for on the Millennial Song is the song that best transports you back to the sense of whatever microsliced year we're talking about, and I think the top-tier contenders are in some order Hey Ya!, We Are Young, Mr. Brightside, and-- this might be too early-- Smooth

once my friend got so angry with me because I didn't know the blue Doritos were ranch flavored she said "it's in the name" and I replied "but it's called Cool Ranch, not ranch, I thought it was something different"

They’re making me post on maternity leave

Me personally I don’t think

8 months postpartum and I will kick your ass

B0yzDOñ+KrY

this was a reply to dee but i would recommend this to everyone. go get a busser shift. you will never be more grounded in your community then when you’re cleaning up

"like all great figures in american life, my background is shrouded in mystery. my origin story, an enigma. in time, it will unravel before you through a series of clues, each more fiendish than the last--if you prove worthy."

I need tips on how to meet people and make friends after getting through 2 full years of Pretty Bad & Destabilizing Life Events. I legit do not even know how to talk about myself when people ask very basic questions like "what brought you to [city]?" without launching into some form of: 🧵

I wouldn’t trade my life for anything other than death

Your favorite poster’s mom’s favorite poster’s mom.

cumming “gravy style”

"you must be fun at parties" jokes on you I've never been invited to one, idiot

*pop, lock, and drop it but in a lethargic, unamused way*

boobs wild if true

pay 👏 milfs 👏 what 👏 they 👏 deserve 👏

i finally caught up on reading every single skeet on bluesky, so if everyone could wait to post anymore til tomorrow i could use a break

you mess with the bull you get the horns. you mess with the goat you get the woodwinds. the horse has the string section and the rabbit is on percussion

My3motionsRfake1!

In a world where you can be anything, be kind ... ... of a cunt

"Use Strong Password"? no wonder boys don't know how to be vulnerable

happy mother’ day! i am delighted to share with you the funniest movie review ive ever read. the ending gets me every time

got hantavirus while cruising on the ss your mom

Freud with internet access wouldn't have even become a psychologist. He would've just gooned to stepmom porn 24/7 until he died of dehydration at the age of 22.

getting a thank you note after sex

My high tolerance for pain comes in real handy on days when i'm alive

I just spent 20 minutes in the produce section trying to decide if I want eat a little pesticide or pay a $2 more per pound

anyone remember that guy on here who was a sex pest

yeah i love LLMs Lick L(my) Nuts

reporting about ballmaxxing on Mother's Day weekend is just another example of the patriarchy's relentless grip on society

telling everyone I follow that they've won the internet today and they'll probably believe me, too

Hey fellas. Would you respect me more if my balls looked like two swollen cantaloupes?

Preparing for a concert with my friends

wishing my therapist a happy mother's day (she does not have children besides me)

Now with the American Beauty theme

it’s mother’s day so if you’ve ever thought “damn key is a milf” my cash app is $kmillzlol

one person’s fourth strike is another person’s thirteenth reason

Happy Mother’s Day from this guy

"Doctor said they never saw the like of it. Dozens of abandoned skeet drafts scratched into the walls of my womb."

I wish you well in your adult literacy journey

shout out to the moms who birthed Posters, they're the real heroes of Online™

thanks to my mom for birthing me so I could have crippling depression and be an idiot on the internet

Happy birthday to all the MILFs