need a clip of that rose goal STAT

my queen my love rose fuckin lavelle

yeah it is critical that dems win the senate

My queen Rose Lavelle delivers a great corner and US gets a goal, love it

Probably just a coincidence that the law professors defending insurrectionist John Eastman are the same guys arguing against birthright citizenship, in no way reflective of a world view on who the law protects vs binds

it's embarrassing that several otherwise reasonable liberal law professors treat barnett with respect

Reasonable minds actually can’t disagree about the 2020 election, sorry senior respected law professors

We all have days like this

You can literally just get out of the way before your petard hoists you if you have situational awareness

delegated my sowing to copilot squad x claude for 6 months now and am looking forward to reaping presumably amazing results

maybe you reap what you sow but im different

havoc is pretty much the only thing you can wreak

my phone is back on its bullshit

this @ballsandstrikes.org piece by @slukemorgan.bsky.social is excellent, well worth the read ballsandstrikes.org/legal-cultur...

A serious and thoughtful critique from a scholar I admire of a scholar I admire. Well worth your time to read!

Even if this is bad it's going to be bad in a memorable way.

we know

lambo and i have a fundamental disagreement: i believe his toys should go in a little basket in my office, and he believes they should be spread out in the yard

making a Street Fighter movie and absolutely just leaning into the silliness, not diverging from the styles/imagery of the original at all, is just an absolutely wonderful idea imo www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xt4X...

Don't worry everyone, if Bluesky goes down we can all just go back to... Oh.

I want to thank Adam Silver for saving Spo from himself. Now if he can just rig the lottery for us

you ever just feel overwhelmed by crushing sadness? like your heart might implode? no? haha me neither

the answer to this is obvious. real incomes are up on average, but not among bluesky users, who are statistically anomalous in their lack of business mindset.

“I asked my phone if it was spying on me. It said ‘no I’ve seen enough.’ I asked if it wanted me to turn on location services, it said ‘why? I already know you’re going nowhere.’ I tell ya, its rough out there. A phisher sent me my identity BACK!”

Trump got McDonald's DoorDashed to the White House

As little as I already thought of the man I'm in awe of what he's accomplished in 15 short months. Historic run. Basically threw away all his fire extinguishers and told every firefighter in town to eat shit, and then set his house on fire. We need a separate Mount Rushmore for morons

🙄 that’s only 270 degrees of rotation 😴💤 BORING

did u know that tina smith bombed 150 school girls

A GENTLE REMINDER THAT IXORA IS AVAILABLE FOR ADOPTION OR FOSTER!!!!!!! she is so good girl-coded and she has to leave foster with me later this month when I travel. Ixora’s interests are Yard, Water from Hose (Biting), and Cheese www.adoptapet.com/pet/47504006...

Naming my sports team the “Oklahoma City Bombers” and being shocked as the crowd pelts me with fruit

It matters to remember the Confederates as unambiguous bad guys in American history because any nation's identity is in large part defined by the narrative of the villains we've defeated: monarchism in the Revolution, the Nazis in WWII, and alongside those, the white supremacist slave power.

very sharp analysis of why howl's moving castle remains one of my favorite ghiblis. youtube.com/shorts/msR4-...

Drama: Children of Men Action/Adventure: Master & Commander: The Far Side of the Ocean Horror: 28 Days Later Comedy: O Brother Where Art Thou? Romance: Before Sunset Oscar Winner: No Country for Old Men

thinking of my next tattoo and might want to do a passage from the end of cloud atlas about building a better and more egalitarian world. if you know an artist who might be able to work with me to come up with a water color background for that, drop their @ or contact in the replies

this is not just the trump pitch. hierarchy is the republicans pitch! and if you think about the structure of the hierarchy at all, its not a coincidence that white men are the most ardent GOP voters and black women the most ardent Dem voters!

honestly don’t understand the work with enough nuance but this FEELS very Simulacrum & Simulation.

I actually do think voters were manipulated by the press and tech platforms. Most people outsource their personal morality. I think, as I’ve said before, that the most important job of anyone in authority in a democracy is to test the moral character of the electorate as little as possible

OH. MY. GOD. THIS IS THE MILKY WAY SHOT BY THE ARTEMIS II CREW. LOOK AT ALL THOSE STARS!!!!

Ben Wikler had a long-term, successful plan to flip the court, but what really set the fire under WI Dem activists was the court nearly throwing out enough ballots to steal the state from Biden. One GOP swing vote prevented that.

bad news for people who get worked up about this sort of thing: "grizzled veteran" in mlb is about to mean guys born in 1998

some people you can recruit, other people you have to simply defeat. politics makes more sense when you accept this

i will vote for dems who say this stuff and act on this stuff! i will give them money! i will tell my friends to do the same! it is what i want from government more than anything else right now!

something i'm learning is that 43 is basically 40, which in turn is basically late 30s. BUT 44 is basically 45, which in turn is basically 50. nobody tells you this but turning 44 is officially when you turn old

yeah man i'll circle back to you on that agenda item from yesterday's all hands in just a sec. our pedophile king just threatened to destroy a whole civilization

Hard to express my rage at the well-fed, comfortable people whose failures brought our country to this point.

days like today i get incandescent with rage all over again that he wasn't in cuffs and an orange jumpsuit and perp walked on jan 21st, 2021

god, the last few days, i don’t think ive ever related to a movie character more than this one in this scene