I love Director Bullshit so much

that home run was obviously fair, who the hell is this commentator lmao

Jalen Hurts, rest now brother. Jayden Daniels and the Commanders have the watch. And they will see you in Valhalla

I think the enlightened take with Skattebo is that he’s probably not a very good 2025 RB but he WOULD be a genuinely insane old school fullback because he has early onset CTE and is insane

Is Pete Crow-Armstrong the first 6 WAR player to ever bat 7th in the lineup in a postseason game

On the one hand, a guy rooting for his hometown team wasn’t really a big deal On the other, doing it with that whole affect and no tongue in cheek fun mixed with scherzer and zimmerman going crazy leading the intros and everything just made it VERY weird

Love the 3D rendering also having Realmuto pointing to first

This should be the Nick Bosa Award

The Nats winning a World Series the year right after Harper left and then being the doormat of the league but him still not winning with the Phillies is one of the funnier bits of all time

The Dodgers will play for the pennant for the 8th time in 13 years

that was one of the best playoff series I can remember. Every game was well pitched, the starters gave their teams a shot in basically every game, went down to the late innings every time, huge momentum swings. Incredible stuff

OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!!!!

Go Birds huh? Go Phils yea? You like pretending you're from the nation's biggest waystation between DC and New York huh? how about you go eat shit asshole

Pages getting to do the interview is so funny lmao

Holy crap, Kim missed the bag the first time

MORE LIKE KERKSHITTING DOWN HIS PANTS

putting Strahm in feels like a Treinen-esque move. You gotta just ride with Duran at this point

Everybody's cheeks got clenched once the starters left the game. Yes!

The haters and losers will watch this Dodgers-Phillies game and talk about how it would be just as compelling with an opener or 5-6 pitching changes. Could never be me.

This was my response to Andrew. I know; very funny for The Number One James Franklin Hater. But obviously Maryland should do it if the opportunity came available

The only sporting event that should start after 8 PM local is LSU football

genuinely don't know what to tell people who think Dems are losing the messaging war on Epstein or the shutdown right now. they live in a different universe. Dems have lost a lot of messaging wars but they are clearly winning here.

Clayton Kershaw had a 4.26 ERA as a rookie in 107.2 IP He didn't have an ERA higher than 3.55 in a season until 2024, when he had a 4.5 ERA in 30 IP Since 2009, his 3 highest ERAs in a season where he made 10 or more starts are 3.55, 3.36, and 3.03

meanwhile the orioles still haven't won a playoff game since i was 15

Aaron Boone you ARE the next co-host of Talkin Yanks

Dumb game. Played p well. Power play stinky. Onto Islanders

The Caps have 28 shots; the Bruins have 13. The Bruins lead 2-1 because David Pastrnak just made 2 plays. That basically sums up the entire battle the Caps are fighting as a team right now

1/2 on the PP vs 0/5. Sick!

when you don't eat the bear, the bear eats you

The Mariners don’t even have one! It’s absurd. The Marlins once went over 4 years without wearing theirs and it was an actual unform that existed the whole time too.

remembering the days when the Caps Power Play was the bees knees....

Too many MLB teams wear their color alternate on the road instead of their greys

That was a very "first period back to start the season" type period

Replacing Jake Browning with one of the only quarterbacks who has played worse than him this year is Peak Bengals (there’s obviously other factors but bits >>>)

The Man

Jake Browning was quite literally the worst QB to play in an NFL game this year and the locker room was going to mutiny if he played again. It was already over, they had to do something

The punishment for making it to the playoffs is the national broadcast team taking over for the informed local team and saying stuff like "Gee, kinda chilly today. Seems like Chicago people would like that, probably."

Belichick cut through 3 different generational offenses/offensive coaches like a knife through butter in the biggest game his sport in *3* different decades. He was such an enduring presence his legacy should be without repute. But now for anyone under the age of like 30 he’s the weird sex grandpa

the greatest defensive mind in football history - a stoic, unflappable genius of a man - is currently putting his name on the line bc the sexual advances of the 21st century have him in the walls of jericho. and that's kind of beautiful if you think about it

I didn’t have any expectations for the Belichick thing, but shit has hit the fan so fast and so hard, and all the reporting around it has such an ominous air around it, that it feels like there has either has to be some heinous shit where you could fire him now OR it’s bad but w/ some astroturfing

Ocean’s 14 + Heat 2 is the best piece of news on back to back days since they announced the Popeyes chicken sandwich

The Cavs getting LeBron based on being awful not once, but *twice* (?)

Washington Capitals

Feels like the Red Sox series took all the juice out of the Yankees, but also not sure how they don't do some serious house cleaning after this year.

I think that it’s both true that the Cardinals would be beyond warranted to and probably should have cut Demercado and also a coach who reacts the way Gannon did has clearly lost the team and is unfit for his position

what a goal by @jakenazar.bsky.social 's brother Frank

Baseball is meant to be played and enjoyed outdoors. There should be way more afternoon games than we have currently