no one can predict the future but “endless tit for tat plus irreconcilable differences on nuclear material and frozen assets keeps the Strait of Hormuz closed for 6 more months” is now within the cone of possibility

RIP Barbara Tuchman you would've loved writing about this in The March of Folly

He may be Trump's legal hatchet man and top prosecutor. Todd Blanche is also being sued for malpractice and forgery. Me in @vanityfair.com:

Love finding a guy who's just a mondo dumbass, see also:

if MAHA were a meat industry conspiracy to trick people with cardiac disease to choke down as many beef products as possible before they croak, it would be doing exactly what it's doing www.statnews.com/2026/05/22/s...

thomas is very obviously mainlining the most putrid far right slop imaginable

Whoa! Everyone had assumed Alabama would get to go back to its old congressional map after Callais. But the lower court that originally struck down that map says, not so fast.

This is really amazing work

This is very good, getting into the specifics of what US policy toward Israel should look like. www.nytimes.com/2026/05/26/o...

any time i’ve seen the clip of dan soder and will sasso doing “macho man reads charles manson quotes” over the last few days i lose my mind. soder’s chappelle impression is delightful, too.

My contribution to the burrito taxi discourse is that dinner for 2 for $40 makes sense instead of cooking but now it's like $60, preposterous.

The IRA is going to be the last ever climate bill.

Whereabouts of missing Rep. Tom Kean (R-N.J.) remain unknown, but he’s trading stocks again. From today’s @notus.com newsletter:

These are the two optimal types of Baseball Name.

Appearing on WCPT 820 now to talk primaries, tune in! heartlandsignal.com/wcpt820/

KNICKS IN FOUR GREATEST CITY IN THE WORLD LETS FUCKING GO

June 19 is when the Knicks could be playing Game 7 and the USMNT has a World Cup game in case you're worried a former NFL running back is about to do something really bad

Please join me in cheering for the heroic Montreal Canadiens over the vile Carolina Hurricanes on TNT

@nycsanitation.bsky.social I’d like to report a sweep

NBA Finals should have a special allocation for Knicks fans who kept their season tickets from 2004-2020

Remembering the last time the Knicks were in the finals and Conan sent Pubes to unnerve the Spurs youtu.be/5DEWdPdPwpY?...

You may know him as Green Shirt Guy, I know him as a friend who’s doing the thankless job of being a Democratic Party organizer in Arizona, either way he’s in need of help to cover an unexpected, uninsured medical issue. It Sucks! Passing this along to my generous (and handsome!) followers.

Republican politicians showing up to games and their teams subsequently getting pantsed, name a better duo

Honestly, one of the funniest tweets I've ever seen.

Aubrey McClendon was both!

"Be un-AIable" is the new "be ungovernable"

You were doing website discourse on a holiday weekend? Take a lap.

Actually a deal could be close but hardliners in Iran are trying to kill it, you never "gotta hand it" to the IRGC.

Sending the Cavs to Cedar Point after this

Every summer I repost this article on how to spot drowning. Please read it and pass on. In the last few years I’ve had SIX messages from people who saved a kid’s life after clicking on the link from my feed. slate.com/technology/2...

This is exactly how I'd impress Taylor Swift too

For the love of God please vote for @lydiagreenbk.bsky.social next month

Reading the Liberal Currents piece about interracial cuck porn and I guess I'm not really adding anything new to this but the degree to which everything boils down to incels driving themselves insane with fetish porn is genuinely depressing. But also pretty funny

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

I feel like being a pro-peace Jew prepared me for being a non-Southern Baptist

Can a team get fewer points than Derby County's 11 in 2007-08? We're about to find out

I can't speak for Klein/Yglesias but Shor is anti-slopulism x.com/davidshor/st...

"the go the fuck to sleep baby is a they / them going to Bard, feel old yet???"

What are you, as an adult, doing responding to a day-old post?

logging on to bluesky

Back in my day we could watch true cinema

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#RIP Rob Base variety.com/2026/music/n...

I want my MAGA athletes to be savvy enough to know that some day they'll want to claim they were unpolitisch

Vivek Ramaswamy is vowing to root out Medicaid fraud if he wins the Ohio governor's race. But his running mate, state Senate President Rob McColley, helped dissolve the committee that used to oversee the program. https://bit.ly/4wKUKUs

Regular reminder that only 8% of Americans say they are "struggling to get by". (Chart omitted since that seems to get people Riled Up)