this is gonna be incredibly funny because the other person running (not yet confirmed, but it's any day now) is Jack Schlossberg, aka the hot young Jewish Kennedy, and the race is happening on the Upper West Side. Cuomo better start writing that concession speech lmao

pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.

my mother’s latest complimentary delusion about my appearance is that i have the same face shape as Rama Duwaji

"I'm happy to cause him one more little aggravation." hellgatenyc.com/andrew-cuomo...

edgar time

had more tres leches cupcakes this year. they still absolutely fuck

the women in the workplace discourse is very funny because a man who can act normal in an office environment that's predominantly female is absolutely on easy street. it's maybe the best gig anyone in history has had. and yet for many guys it is utterly impossible

day 1 of Mamdani's NYC and i found pokemon cards at msrp i love my mayor!!!!

i say this with all the love and kindness in the world. y'all are not touching our crown but i love the enthusiasm 🫶

Looking forward to learning all about how the right should move left to win elections tomorrow. They should maybe dye their hair pink, learn to love pronouns.

One of these days, Capitalism will sustain its last wound. It will topple and die, and we will see it bleed out in the street, neither mourned nor missed. Every cut and needle's prick brings us closer to that day.

THATS FUCKING RIGHT NEW YORK CITY BABY

one year and everyone is so sick of your boy that Virginia is starting to look like Massachusetts and a democratic socialist won a million votes in NYC, get fucked

the entire twitter and group chat poisoned elite of American society who decided Trump winning an election by 1.5% heralded a thousand year reich may have miscalculated a bit

we need an emergency day of block parties tomorrow

BITCH ITS THE TAPPAN ZEE BRIDGE NOW

Mamdani: "We believe in standing up for those we love. Whether you are an immigrant, a member of the trans community, one of the many Black women that Donald Trump has fired from a federal job ... your struggle is ours too."

"it will be felt by each new yorker when they feel that the city they love finally loves them back"

"i am young despite my best efforts to grow older i am muslim i am a democratic socialist and most damning of all i refuse to apologize for any of this" lololol amazing

THATS MY FUCKING MAYORRRRR

"we are breathing in the air of a city that has been reborn" yes we are

"in this moment of political darkness, new york will be the light "whether you are an immigrant, a member of the trans community one of the many black women that donald trump who has fired from her job... your struggle is ours too"

A BETTER WORLD IS POSSIBLE. IT ALWAYS HAS BEEN

"What we see, I think, are a bunch of rich guys who have been comically out of touch with normal people for many decades, and more recently have blowtorched their brains into a smoking pile of ash on Elon Musk’s Twitter/X and in various group chats." prospect.org/2025/11/04/a...

I do not regret to inform you that we are going to win

HE REJOICES

tonight is for my 17 year old self who interned for Cynthia Nixon. we did it girl. we finally fucking defeated Cuomo for good

legit started crying like. good things can still happen. i was right to hold on to my hope. the world is not lost and we will win

Just wanted to follow up on this 👀 nypost.com/2025/07/19/u...

I LOVE MY COUNTRY NEW YORK CITY

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY TO MEEEEEEE

NYC hits 2 million votes, breaking the 1989 record (1.9M) and taking us back to records set in the 1960s! (1969: 2.4M; 1965: 2.6M)

this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028

come on come on come on come on no whammies

WE DID IT ZO

BAH DA DA DA DA BAH DA DA DA DA BAH DA DA DA DA START SPREADIN THE NEWSSSS I'M LEAVIN TODAYYYY I WANT TO BEEE A PART OF IT! NEW YORK NEWWWW YOOOOOORRRRRK

The Mayor is here at hand.

LOOKS LIKE WOKE’S BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS

GREATEST CITY IN THE WORLD BABY THE ZOHRENAISSANCE IS UPON US

Every New Yorker I've ever spoken to has said the words "times square" like they meant "ruptured septic tank."

found out who won Bake Off this year so now im annoyed and i need the electoral results to roll in real quick so i can have the joy of watching Cuomo kick rocks in open toed shoes

Edgar says vote for Zohran

less than 24 hours until we send Cuomo packing for good

im crocheting a fish scarf

thank you for all the support; the statement from our union is now live here with some more reporting. now that this is public I can confirm that the majority of today’s layoffs were women of color. there are no longer any Black women working at Teen Vogue.

one of my favorite parts of Tears of the Kingdom is how much of the game is just helping people rebuild. i love it. i love being a helpful little twink

I was laid off from Teen Vogue today along with multiple other staffers, and today is my last day. certainly more to come from me when the dust has settled more, but to my knowledge, after today, there will be no politics staffers at Teen Vogue.