i had to explain to them about Michele Rice and why Claudia is doomed by the narrative 💔

instead of watching Heated Rivalry, my best friend is watching Interview with the Vampire for the first time, which is sort of like if you offered someone a nice hot cocoa with marshmallows and they snorted several lines instead

UNHhhh has officially ended in what is basically fifteen gay 9/11s for me

do you believe in milk and cookies?

Still applying for jobs all the time but not having any luck. Didn’t want to ask for help this way again, but i really do need it to stay housed and out of the cold at the moment. Anything helps. Thank you♥️

the halftime show was perfect but i Am mildly heartbroken that Cardi B was there but they didn't perform I Like It :(

important context is that this was a song on the soundtrack of an animated KIDS' MOVIE about an anthropomorphized white blood cell

YEARLY DRAKE HUMILIATION RITUAL HAS BEEN PERFORMED YAYYYY

the ents storming isengard

30th anniversary baby

“why was lady gaga there” shes an italian new yorker this is nyc immigrant solidarity in action

heads up to the american news media: I do not care what racists thought of the super bowl halftime show

i really do not care about football but i do hope the seahawks win mainly because i want drake to lose a million dollars

if Bad Bunny brings out Cardi to do I Like It im going to lose my entire goddamn mind

Amber Glenn, a queer Texan who started ice skating at the stonebriar mall in frisco at age 5, who plays magic the gathering, is an olympic gold medalist

Don’t know who needs to hear this but one of the puppies on the Puppy Bowl this year is named Chappell Bone

whitney houston has absolutely no business being dead

lowkey i do think i could handle the potion seller's strongest potions

trying to get my serious film friends to watch Heated Rivalry

I bet if the FBI wasn't run by morons Savannah Guthrie wouldn't be forced to go on TV and tell some two bit kidnappers she'll pay millions of dollars in bitcoin for her mother's safe return

this time i over-melted the marshmallows but it’s okay. i made fried egg cookies

second batch attempt is in progress

go!!! go my princess baby girl!!!!

the juice in question is in that cup i presume

The public made noise for Liam Ramos and it got him released from Dilley. Now we must make noise for 7 year old Diana Crespo. Her parents were taking her for emergency medical care when ICE grabbed them, and she’s rotting in the camp sick and exposed to measles. Get them out!

being told by my doctor that all my vitals came back great does feel kind of like the adult equivalent of being a pleasure to have in class

i’ve just found out that there were trading cards printed for Monty Python and the Holy Grail in 1996 so i know what i’m tracking down for my dad’s birthday

they're calling me the normal blood numbers guy. on account of how my blood has the normal numbers for tests

btw the base chocolate cookie recipe in this is absolutely fantastic, it really does taste exactly like a slightly spicy hot chocolate (if you are not a baby like me you might want to add more pepper than the recipe calls for)

i absolutely beefed the first batch so we’re gonna try again tomorrow

playing Puerto Rican music for my Jewish family while we make ramen. that’s new york city baby

it is whackadoodle time

soon!!! soon!! friday!!! my precious angels

LET ME MARRY CAROLINE. PLEASE. BITCH ASS PIERRE DOES NOT DESERVE HER

its actually crazy to me that there are people in this world who do not think New York City is one of the most beautiful places on earth

it's crazy that Stranger Things fans just. did the johnlock conspiracy again. time is a flat circle when it comes to badly written queerbait

this does NOT apply to the WNBA

just had a horchata iced coffee i love new york city i love immigration!!!!

i love new yawk :)

oh so the nurse can just take my blood but when i ask them to put it back when they’re done using it IM the weirdo?????

being Examined. like a sort of bug perhaps. or a person at the doctor’s. who’s to say which one

many people are saying that it is too early for simone to be awake (me. i’m saying that)

it’s the witching hour

shoutout to my high school teachers for being cool as fuck and supporting our walkouts

theyre straight up physically inspecting me tomorrow

people on here will skeet anything. "Neil Gaiman assaulting women was nuanced; we need to give him the benefit of the doubt." no we don’t. that isn't true

THE ULTIMATE NYC SANDWICH???? fuck outta here apologize to the BEC right now apologize to the bagel with cream cheese and lox apologize to the chopped cheese apologize to pastrami on rye!!!!!!!!!

adding an additional circle of hell for people who use AI to write fanfic/make fan content. how dare you. how dare you!!!!!!!!! how dare! you!

There’s literally a straight line between Trump, Epstein, and the retaliatory lawsuits against women who came forward with allegations against celebrity men like Amber Heard and Blake Lively. They all even have the same PR folks. And yet people still refuse to see it