[P] For the record: if I die tragically, there is literally nobody I would want to get a fireworks intro at my memorial service. Okay, except for Weird Al; if he shows up, fireworks for him. Nobody else, though.

If they're going to try and retcon Charlie Kirk, then we should try to retcon him too.

[P] What movie do you consider “perfect?”

the H1-B thing seems unlikely to withstand a court challenge, but it's still deeply funny that it's basically a nuclear warhead aimed at businesses and executives who've been grandiosely and publicly kissing his fucking ass for nine months

[S] Over 100 people turned out on less than 24 hours notice to tell the administration #handsoffhistory in Harpers Ferry. All artifacts and displays are still in place despite an order to remove 30 of them. We remain at the ready. @indivisible.org @indivisiblejcwv.bsky.social @maddow.msnbc.com

[P] I am terribly proud of my friend Storm, who stands up regularly for speaking truth to dipshits.

[S] Well over 100 people turned out in Harpers Ferry on less than a day's notice. Thank you to everyone who turned out. It will probably not be the last time! @indivisible.org @indivisiblejcwv.bsky.social

and a retired meteorologist shall lead us

[P] BREAKING: Clickhole "Worst Person" Meme Spontaneously Combusts

Do this to voice your outrage at Disney's unjust cancellation of Kimmel and other people's shows for simply practicing their free speech, ASAP.

[S] Harpers Ferry is under attack...AGAIN. This time by an administration that wants to erase him, and slavery, from history. If you're in the region, join me tomorrow (Friday) to tell them HANDS OFF our history. (meet near the train station.) www.spiritofjefferson.com/news/article...

the kimmel thing is bad but as long as they arent rounding people up indiscriminately based on race, building concentration camps and talking about eradicating those they deem sexual deviants, i think we’ll be ok

By the head of the Federal Communications Commission, in 2022:

Incredible achievement that the one price that the Trump administration has brought down notably is "cocaine."

They don’t have the power to do what they’re threatening on a grand scale. But they want us to think they do.

Live your life in such a way that, when you die, people directly quoting you does’t sound like a personal attack on your character.

RIGHT NOW ON FOX NEWS: OUR PANEL DISCUSSES WHICH MINORITY GROUP THEY WISH THE SHOOTER WOULD HAVE BEEN A PART OF

[P] This is IMO the most clear-headed assessment of the current Kirk situation, given what we currently know. I only wish literally anyone in mainstream media circles had this degree of perspective on and cultural understanding of it. A very worthwhile, if not ostensibly “pleasant,” read.

[S] "First someone assassinated two sitting Dem legislators in their own home, and I smirked. Then someone assassinated a racist, bigoted ideologue, and I lost my fucking shit." www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

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Every picture of Kash Patel looks like he just farted and is wondering if you have smelled it yet.

[S] Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr

[P] Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr

[P] When you like my post.

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[P] Aside: check out Defense Secretary Normalhands there.

[P] I can't decide who's making the funniest face here, but it's probably Hegseth

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[P] Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?

[P] I wish this were going to be about what we're all hoping it'd be about, whereas it'll actually be him deploying ICE to neonatal units or appointing the Jigsaw puppet new head of the Dept. of Gothic Revenge (formerly the Dept. of Agriculture)

[P] There’s no petty like anonymous channel programmer petty. Beyond my recent repost about Death of Stalin and Weekend at Bernie’s hitting Hulu recently, I like to think it wasn’t a coincidence that today TCM aired Keeper of the Flame, about a wealthy guy who wanted to make America fascist.

Hulu just added Death of Stalin and Weekend at Bernie’s (and is featuring them on their main page this weekend)… it’s just very funny.

[P] Seconded to everything said below; he was an actor of such innate and warm charisma and humor. I will miss seeing him in new things.

[P] "Step on me, Daddy"

Just saw someone refer to Cheryl Hines as The Marvelous Mrs. Measles and 💀💀💀💀💀💀

[S] We'll know he's gone when the MAGAsphere starts explaining why it's fine, and even preferable, for an AI deadbot to lead the country.

Current vibe

[P] Shit...are we really being followed by @guster.bsky.social? That's cool.

[P] Worth remembering that any time I say "It's happening!" I'm finally deciding to buy the $850, 7500+ piece LEGO Millennium Falcon set

[P] I heard that RFK Jr. was called to the White House this evening to look at his mitochondria

Googling sad versions of YMCA just in case

nobody has seen the president in three days [burping and rubbing my president shaped tummy] that’s crazy

[P] Don't you fuck with me, www.pizzint.watch

Real trying to get to sleep on Xmas Eve vibes around here

[P] All I'll say is, someone keep eyes on @therealtony.bsky.social because there's real potential for a "Dave" situation

[P] I simply cannot fathom the levels of kink required to pull off this degree of self-debasement regularly and publicly. But I assume this is the shit that actually goes on at the Republican orgies that Madison Cawthorn got run out of town for talking about.