dad: so whats the deal with the war me: *speaks for 5 min* dad: wow that is an impressive analysis me: thanks I took it from a person I follow online who is a subject matter expert dad: oh whats their name me: They are a cartoon dog wearing underwear as a face mask called Piss Prevail On Earth

[P] This week has been shitty for many reasons. Try to find the thing that makes you feel less shitty. For me, it's this sublime 2:20 of Callie Day rehearsing. I'm not a religious person, but that doesn't mean I can't appreciate the sacred. youtu.be/S2V9nZ465Co?...

Every election post tonight is like "Wow the Democrats won the mayoralty in Racismville. Trump didn't just win Racismville but all of Klan-Guntruck County by 42."

[P] “I’m an America!”

[P] They’re gonna record a video singing “Imagine”

[P] Fus Ro Dah!

There's something a bit poignant about a Bluetooth device failing to connect to another device right next to it when they're the only Bluetooth devices for hundreds of thousands of kilometres around.

[P] We quote this in our house at least once a month

it’s true that overall likes are way down on bluesky over the past year. however, if you look closely at the data, that’s mostly an anomaly resulting from the fact that your posts specifically have gotten worse and are dragging the vibe down.

[P] There's a Humble Bundle of every Peanuts strip ever for $25. I'm sorry, let me repeat that in a more appropriate tone... THERE'S A HUMBLE BUNDLE OF EVERY PEANUTS STRIP EVER FOR $25. www.humblebundle.com/books/collec...

[S] Theirs not to reason why. Theirs but to please That Guy.

What are you talking about? There's nothing wrong with AI fact-checking!

[P] There's a Humble Bundle of every Peanuts strip ever for $25. I'm sorry, let me repeat that in a more appropriate tone... THERE'S A HUMBLE BUNDLE OF EVERY PEANUTS STRIP EVER FOR $25. www.humblebundle.com/books/collec...

[P] we're maybe three months from our "Exalted Leader Trump shot 18 consecutive holes-in-one at Mar-a-Lago yesterday" period

[P] Who among us hasn't snarfed down a bowl of gun after a big interview?

[P] I’m tired of winning so much

[P] “If you didn’t dress so provocatively and walk in that sketchy neighborhood at night, we wouldn’t have to hate all immigrants”

I was thinking I hope someone captures the moment ka$h gets fired, but every photo of him looks like that already

[P] I can never choose between these two

[P] Cut Trump some slack, he had a long day—he was up very early trying and failing to intimidate the Supreme Court

forgot the most important of the genre

Today's the day.

[P] wait a second… OH SHIT HE *IS* EVERYWHERE

[P] THE FIGHTINS! #said youtube.com/shorts/JM7zR...

P] The trajectory of Artemis II

asking this one more time! thank you!

[P] When the Dems are back in power I want an Army helicopter flyover past @alyankovic.bsky.social's house once a week.

[P] ya still gotta have fun sometimes

[P] “Groceries, a term popularized by President Trump…”

Just so you understand, this is as if you prepared for argument in front of a panel that included Cookie Monster, and Cookie Monster asked you a question about cookies, and you had not thought about cookies in advance.

[P] When you shit your pants you don't stick around at the scene of the crime

[P] Chris has been an invaluable resource for me, as a layperson. He outlines the various and complex legal issues of the day in a clear and compelling fashion week after week after week. Everyone should subscribe to www.lawdork.com.

[P] He looks like he's constantly shouting "Hey, you guys, wait up!" (I mean this in the most complimentary way possible)

#LegalSky remains undefeated, and undefeatable. 😏

[P] He’s gonna be even more bored than when they make him sit through church

Mentally where I’m at

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[P] He’s indistinguishable from a six year old talking about his dream tree fort. “It’s gonna have a big garage with 20 planes, an’ a Slurpee machine, an’ all the Pokémon will live there, an’ Pider-Man is gonna be my best friend an’ sleep over every night, an’ Bluey an’ Bingo but NOT MUFFIN!”

[P] You know how some MAGA chuds become gofundme millionaires after getting caught saying shitty racist things? *This* is the kind of person that should actually receive that sort of windfall.

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Everyone pony the fuck fpr the librarian who just got sacked for refusing to remove LGBTQ books from the kids' section of the library.

Congrats on Donald Trump for inventing the first Pyrrhic Loss

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[P] Um...you guys know you're gonna need the troops on your side when you try to invalidate the 2028 election, right?

[P] Higher standards and IQs than whom? Astrologers? Phrenologists? Flat-Earth researchers?

[P] I'm not saying I had anything to do with this but I could probably eat that many KitKat bars in a week

[P] Trump's always had a Roy Cohn around—a shittier and emptier human than he is (which is saying something) to encourage his worst instincts. Sometimes it was actual Roy Cohn, but for the past 8-10 years it's been this broken fucking ghoul. I hope he gets *exactly* what he deserves.

“And when you pray, you shall not be like the hypocrites. For they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the corners of the streets, that they may be seen by men.” - Matthew 6:5

If he hits 2x, every American gets a free medium fries and drink.