The Kamala Harris interview on Rachel Maddow. Look, I wish she was the person in the White House just now, but man, that interview is a great illustration why she isn't. Just an absolutely feckless politician.

Guys not now, okay

This is exactly what a baby trying to convince his doctor not to give him a shot would say.

is it good that nothing feels real anymore

ON CINEMA AT THE CINEMA new season drops October 1st

With the holidays approaching, we should all chip in and get this account a second joke

Harrison Butker, the back-to-the-kitchen, women! Chiefs kicker developing a version of the yips where he keeps missing chipshot kicks far to the right, is one of the funnier developments of this year. Six mandatory workplace DEI workshops will fix this.

Caught today’s @arsenalfc.bsky.social match with Spike Lee in Fort Greene (not a sentence I ever thought I'd get to write).

QUIZ SHOW (Redford, 1994): the old saw is that these kind of smart, sophisticated dramas migrated from movies to television, but name me one fucking TV show in the past ten years that's come within even spitting distance of how good this thing is.

When a movie cuts to a montage or everybody watching the same thing on TV... that's the stuff.

Tom Homan lumbering around with a burlap sack with a dollar sign on it, Hegseth accidentally adding a woman labeled “Big Tits from Scores” to the air strike group chat… we are loving in a renaissance for comic vaudeville drunks

Also, most people who've canceled still have anywhere from days to weeks before the next billing cycle, so they're all actively paying for the services

this exists it is called thinking

And you've gotten into several fights with Mike from Adventure 365, who runs the zipline.

The flag down the road from Sandy Hook flying at half staff for the man who demanded that conservatives defend Alex Jones after survivors' families prevailed in their lawsuit against him 🙃

This sucks!

I love live theater

the last song performed on Jimmy Kimmel's show was "Don't Let the Bastards Get You Down"

I liked when the ugly late night drama was Jay Leno hiding in a closet.

ah, well

Is that good

He has three sons

truly one of the most unintentionally funny things i've ever seen someone post online about themself

Hail and Farewell

To paraphrase a line from Aaron Sorkin, anybody who can't make money off Alan Sepinwall should get out of the money-making business.

[the shooter is unidentified] the left must be purged with the sword [the shooter is, again, a compulsive masturbator who loved Hitler] I believe it was pascal who said that the heart has reasons that reason may not know

Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13

My dad first signed up for Twitter to follow live sports and he’s a freak about U of I. One day he said to me “Twitter is abuzz about Illini golf,” and I was like dude you only follow Illini sports accounts. And that’s how every reporter feels Charlie Kirk was the most important person in the world.

Nazis. They're nazis. And like nazis they hate other nazis on 'purity' tests which are in reality power struggles.

Look how happy he looks here! Especially compared to how miserable he looks today. Running the FBI is a miserable job! Why would you want that very real job with very real responsibilities and very real consequences when you could just do this stupid shit and make many times more money?

National Lampoon's Mindhunter

We briefly lived in an age of wonder and we just threw it all away before we knew how good it was. Pearls before swine

Have you seen this man? The FBI wants to hear from you!

The greatest minds in history are on the case

Folks, sometimes you simply gotta laugh

DEVELOPING: DC Comics parts ways with Batman over recent controversial statements and actions

Must admit, it is kind of funny everyone is intent in remembering this guy in ways he himself would've detested

Never forget Kirk was the very first guest on Newsom's podcast and prompted the governor's comments about banning trans people from sports

To keep this in perspective, Brian Kilmeade earlier in the day proposed forced lethal injection for mentally ill people who bother people in public.

Not for nothing, but everyone recognizes this as AI, right?

Charlie Kirk's "Work" was to tell his followers to take care of transgender people like they did "in the 50s and 60s"

my entire bluesky feed is people speaking out against political violence, meanwhile right wingers are foaming at the mouth calling for blood

They're calling this "the most embarrassing passage ever written in the English language, maybe in the history of the written word"

The greatest exchange in comics interview history still belongs to Jack Kirby

GHISLAINE MAXWELL: here we go, boss. a big book of letters from all of your horrible best friends JEFF EPSTEIN: oh neat! look at this one from Donald GHISLAINE: that one's fake actually

The image that inspired my most popular comic.

I'm harnessing the unprecedented power of AI to forget how to read and develop a severe mental illness that makes me unrecognizable to those who once knew me.

The thing is when this is all proven unsustainable and this bubble pops, some future workplace is going to have to tolerate working with some dipshit who proudly told a reporter that half the people on earth won't be people.