Guy just walked out of the combination KFC and Taco Bell holding a pizza. I don’t know man. Food store

(Rolling over submissively and showing my soft underbelly) RESIST 😡

Teh Dollege Cropout (Album) youtu.be/T7cF0TIvRrA

Charlie Kirk’s widow just announced that her husband was not wearing a diaper when he died. I don’t even think anyone was saying that

Upon reflection, this is probably my favorite reaction. Just nakedly making it about himself. Tate is the id of the griftverse

There are Reichstag Fires everywhere for those with eyes to see

We should make a list of everyone who doesn’t properly mourn the Jimmy Kimmel show and get them all fired

For those wondering why we’re all upset about Jimmy Kimmel getting cancelled, just imagine if a public figure you cared about got shot in the neck

I don’t get it. He was raised in a Christian household with plentiful access to guns, zero realistic future, and spent all his time on the computer? That’s like half the white men in this country *Everything suddenly dawns on me* Aw fuck

Reminder that “not mourning” is not the same as “celebrating” which is not the same thing as saying “he got what was coming to him” which is not to say that he “deserved to die” but that doesn’t imply that “no one deserves to die” so basically… uh actually I don’t know what I’m trying to say

What is a scroad? A scroad is a member of a far-right online hate group. They split off from the groinks in 2017 after the Glunt War, which took place on fapchan. One of their members is a U.S. senator

JD VANCE: We will hunt the liberal down in the filthy hovels they occupy like so many vermin. There will be no peace until the leftist stain is wiped from the soul of this world! CHUCK SCHUMER: We are eager to continue reaching across the aisle to compromise with our honorable colleagues.

If you want to normalize a viewpoint online, don’t say “normalize ___.” Simply act like it’s already normal and always has been. It’s easier to do this when your beliefs are actually correct

You’re witnessing the propaganda machine devolve into its purest form, a reactionary feedback loop. That chaos is where far-right nihilists thrive. Nothing you say ultimately matters as long as it provokes a big reaction

I think we’ve crossed another threshold like Gamergate really revealing how a lot of people are way out of their depth in this Internet shit

people always say "don't give them an excuse" and i always say "they'll just make one up"

The fascist tactic when they know they’re fucked is to completely ragdoll and make everything as slow and difficult as possible, like a child being dragged to the dentist

The rules are that any cisgender white guy can kill anyone he wants as long as he blames the computer. Everyone else will just grumble "ah yes, the computer" and move on

Randomly remembering the quote at the beginning of this YTP youtu.be/AaatJ7BEWEQ?...

watching consent being manufactured in real time is always remarkable but this is something else. i don’t think i have ever seen anything like this

Thinking about Charlie Kirk

Dennis Prager paralyzed. Charlie Kirk murdered. Trump stroke. It’s Final Destination starring the worst guys ever

There's like music and stuff too

The thing that really terrifies me (as someone who is opposed to political violence) is that we’re going to start to see many, many more assassinations of high-profile right-wingers. Especially because it looks really easy and you’ll probably get away with it 😔🙏

I’m not going to mourn a nazi and renounce “randomized gun violence” when the pulse nightclub memorial was ripped apart two weeks ago by florida’s fascist leadership. Either we are allowed to mourn those taken by political gun violence and work to mitigate it in the future, or we normalize it.

bold choice of a guy to go to the mat for, bestie

I’m telling you, Matt and Trey’s response to this will be crucial. If they puss out at this point they’re completely washed

No thanks, I don’t want to get shot in the face. But by all means, you go ahead

Love how folks are preemptively blaming the Left for the violence the fascists were already going to inflict regardless. "Things will only get worse because you celebrated." Don't fall for that stinky bullshit

Honestly I think the people saying repeatedly and passionately that there will be retaliation for this are doing more to encourage the retaliation than people celebrating

I’m sorry this is the first time in your life you’ve ever acknowledged true evil but you need to get a grip actually

I really can't handle any more of these takes. For God's sake, he was Jeffrey Epstein

If Donald Trump is a pedophile… and pedophiles deserve death… Tenacious D should get back together, right?

Oh yeah dude we’re covered 100%. It’s called plausible deniability Jeffrey. Literally no one can tell what we’re talking about

It’s gonna feel so good when we round up all the streamers & influencers and sentence them to back-breaking labor

Maybe I’m schizoposting but isn’t the surveillance state run by incompetent dunces with technology that barely works? Why are we being encouraged to police ourselves like we’re in a sci-fi robot panopticon

You can get at least 1K dipshit likes by posting the blandest possible summary of current events. “We are all just on our phones watching as the sitting president acts with total impunity.” Give it a shot

FBI: Your mission, should you choose to accept it *slides a picture of Epstein across the table* Trump: Have sex with kids. Got it FBI: Bingo

[YTP] potato 2 youtu.be/GE1HFYv6a0I

“Performative male” pisses me off. Say “fake fuck.” We all know what you mean when you say someone’s a fake fuck