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i could post my striking political commentary but i’m sure y’all would rather just see hole. well newsflash buddy i’m not for sale

2025 😔

ai trump just dumped a bucket of SHIT on my head!!! He had better pay for my dry cleaning!!! 😡

in case you were unaware

all my apes 40% drop

it’s cool how our neighbors are literally being disappeared by the government and we’re supposed to act like taylor swift’s new album is the most important thing in the universe fascism is both ultra-violent and artistically sycophantic, both internally and externally — the antithesis to renaissance

i’m gonna be honest - I really didn’t think anything else to come out of israel would shock me. but hearing greta thunberg say that they threatened to gas her felt so sick and twisted so as to be completely unconscionable. we’re living in a simulacrum of the third reich, but this time it’s global

man don’t make me make a fucking mastadon account bro i’m gonna get flamed. come on guys we gotta band together and make a non cringey social media please i’m on my knees here guy

how do you combat propaganda when anyone just make fake shit and people will defend it to their dying breath. like it’s not even an issue of media literacy anymore, it’s become “yeah you fell for an AI generated video” and there’s kinda no fixing it - because they aren’t just dumb, they’re obstinate

buzzword soup from the “greatest nation on earth.” if only our downfall was cool - like an underdog story. instead it’s just the slow, grinding, meaningless death spiral of capital that was predicted literally 200 years ago. it’s so cool we get to live in a hellscape perpetuated by onlyfans users.

what do liberals mean when they say “accountability” because they seem to think it’s conditional? Or unobtrusive? I really don’t get it tbh Why can’t we hold Kamala to account? Why can’t we place proper responsibility where it lies? What is the point of this notion of accountability sans punishment?

“it is the responsibility of users to guarantee the success of a product they have no stakes in” why? why is it not the medium’s responsibility to incentivize me to use it by promoting good behavior, tolerance, and intra-community exchange? THEY make money selling ads on this trash — we don’t lmao

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between ice throwing tear gas in their own face across from an elementary school and the habsburg jaw & posters madness of this site’s ceo, i don’t think the elites have any idea how to act normal enough to get us to trust them. it’s meltdown city 24/7 when you have a forced audience but no power ig

It's fascinating and revealing how many centrists think refusing to compromise on human rights to gain the support of bigots represents a "political purity test," yet also think that a bigot saying "I won't join you unless you accommodate my bigotry" does NOT represent a "political purity test."

i don’t think will stancil and badempanada could be in the same room. their combined mind power would create a black hole, i bet.

can you stop being good please? you’re offending my evil sensibilities

i’m bouncin on it ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳.

she took my bindle in the divorce

Full video since YouTube removed it

which is worse: this, or ben shapiro saying that wet ass pussy is a medical condition?

i love spreading misinformation on the internet because it’s fun and doesn’t hurt anyone

i’m going to put this as plainly and gently as i can. as someone from the deep south / bible belt, the vast majority of evangelicals are deep into religious psychosis triggered by their cult behaviors, a lifetime of child abuse, and self-hatred that spans generations. this is par for the course.

I am Jimmy McGill

🚨 BREAKING: jimmy kimmel first to be raptured

as above, so below

i would say a good 80% of online fascistic threats could be completely disarmed if neoliberals had properly responded to modern stochastic terrorism, swatting, or reddit’s manhunt of the boston marathon bomber

bro seriously what does any of this have to do with trans people ??? leave us alone 🫥

fun fact: it never stopped being a crime in the united states to be a communist

blacklisting teachers who post “fuck charlie kirk” in their free time is just a modern day morality clause, meant to chill critique of authority and reinforce propaganda. this has also been happening around israel and trump, but this kirk thing has turned the moral panic up to 100

Every non-American offering up “commentary” on the charlie kirk event is failing to understand how deep white supremacist christianity runs in the united state’s veins. they have no interest in undoing the bloodlust put into them by their pastors, republicans, and the reverberations of slavery.

bro seriously what does any of this have to do with trans people ??? leave us alone 🫥

“charlie kirk’s daughter ran to him after he was shot because she was scared by the bang” no she didn’t. his wife and kids were at home. wtf are you talking about? “his kids are traumatized” since when do we give a shit about kids having trauma? like what even is their messaging anymore???

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praying for groypers to find a real job 🙏

I’m not going to mourn a nazi and renounce “randomized gun violence” when the pulse nightclub memorial was ripped apart two weeks ago by florida’s fascist leadership. Either we are allowed to mourn those taken by political gun violence and work to mitigate it in the future, or we normalize it.

abusive people die and then enablers hop on their high horse to lecture victims about how they’re actually *worse* than their abusers for being happy they’re dead

running interference for THE jeffrey epstein gotta be a top ten worst things you can do without actually molesting anyone

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i miss when the dems did performative shit like this instead of just spamming the “yes” button on every ‘Kill Babies Act’ that comes across the house floor