Taking the extra-strength Tylenol so I can get boypregnant with a future euchre partner

of course the zoophile who supports cops has terrible opinions & a debate pervert fetish

*wet fart sounds*

“fOr cHaRLiE”

@francesmeh.reviews i found this in a folder named "not dick research" on your computer desktop

incredible. reminds me of when the abortionplex piece in the onion was taken seriously.

If you refuse to fist someone is that gapekeeping?

shut it the fuck down, cowards

lol shut the hell up; democrats already hate leftists & love cops

[stoned; stuffing burger king chicken fries into my face; watching executive chefs on hell’s kitchen] “i could do better than that fuckin donkey”

like these weird freaks *know* that there’s Black conservatives too; like anyone else, Black people aren’t a monolith & idk perhaps if we hadn’t always used race/ethnicity as a form of caste system here, DEI & CRT wouldn’t be a thing the very concepts they hate were borne of their own calipers

[going to an hbcu and saying racist shit to provoke people, then getting told to shut up and go away] wow, this is terrible. all i wanted was a civilized debate about how racism is good with the people who racism harms the most. unbelievable.

it sucks that the majority of the information about colorblind racism exist behind academic journal paywalls but that’s a term for what they’re doing i didn’t learn about this until my college years in a philosophy/sociology class: democracy, politics & punishment

goddamn kirked white boys keep overdosing on audacity

YEP. like the fact multiple HBCUs got bomb threats the literal day after Kirk was shot is a direct reflection of what Kirk, TPUSA and people like him are trying to achieve. It’s unabashed white supremacy and trying to intimidate minorities into staying silent and out of sight

roses are red cows make the beefs;

“fOr cHaRLiE”

lmfao of course he's insisting on the UN fucking with the escalator & it's a conspiracy rant is so long it exceeds alt text characters; here’s the first part: @realDonaldTrump A REAL DISGRACE took place at the United Nations yesterday - Not one, not two, but three very sinister events!

oh… lol. lmao. guess DOGE isn’t going to be particularly helpful.

The only thing I fear more than the government shutting down is the government staying open

planning my weekend around some hot gorl shit* *getting both covid & flu vaccines on friday then being dead to the world for the next day and a half

🤨

another day of literacy being a curse

it will never not be wild to me that there are actual human people walking around our neighborhood streets dressed just like this I think we need to continue to remind our brains that this is extremely not normal

only on the condition y’all stop acting like fascists who weaponize the gestapo while denying due process around the “crimes” you’re accusing people of & disappearing them for — because that’s some nazi shit

personally, i wouldn’t be hiring any babysitters who physically assault the children in their care, but i guess i’m just old fashioned that way

the lessons we are teaching the world right now include truth does not exist, accountability does not exist, corruption is fine, wanton and brazen state murders are fine, laws aren't real, and there is no rule that cannot be broken. unqualified to lead anything

[JD Vance pulling out the skin color chart before he gives his thoughts and prayers for the shooting victims today]

the concern about 7-OH on our end within my addiction medicine team is not so much around overdoses via kratom/7-OH, but more the potency that is making MOUD barely effective in treating/managing the withdrawal which are opioid in nature it gets confusing with it being OTC & unregulated though

Thirty-five candidates. Three dozen debates. Two unrelated pirate-centric elements. The first real test of ranked-choice voting and, finally, a new mayor.

shout out to our dipshit vice president @jd-vance-1.bsky.social on tweeting out disinformation already you fucking ham-fisted buffoon

[updates my xiaohongshu app]

we don’t use the term “ham-fisted” nearly enough

reverse cowgirl so i can watch the rapture

it’s not an “autism problem” it’s just

lmao holy shit alright guess he’s going full trad Christian antisemite mode

it makes sense that the grift took a hard pivot to the right tbh

😀🫴🦋 is this abundance?

fucking incredible

inshallah it cannot

this is still somehow his best & most coherent speech anyways, other countries need to stop taking the united states seriously if they haven’t already lol

Me after the worst shit of my life

0/120 Need around $20 for dress pants for an interview tomorrow as well

peep @marthapearce55.bsky.social from the top (left) rope!

god the ingredients in old timey medicine are such a trip like my initial reaction when seeing this bottle is “oh no, alcohol & morphine combo is playing with fire” but also i am like 👹 R E T V R N 👹 guarantee all that extra sleep is gonna heal us up quicker

Indiana Attorney General Todd Rokita, a Republican, urges public schools to fire teachers who engage in "callous, crude, and controversial" speech about Charlie Kirk, declaring that such speech is unprotected by the First Amendment. Here's the full letter: image.subscription.in.gov/lib/fe2e1174...

common sense to allow febrile illness to disable your fetus in utero