imagine being alone and 8yo. notice a fairly flat basketball next to a baseball bat logically, of course, you pick up both, toss the ball, and take a big swing can't get the bat back in time to make a two arm swing? one hand it! [bat bounces off ball, into your head, you are knocked unconscious]

posting birds so we don't get fined

it sucks that sometimes the key to having a good internet experience is to just not share your opinion on a subject that said, it's pretty great that it's sometimes just that easy to have a good internet experience

the ability to mute specific words but only when said by specific accounts would go hard tbh

there are three lizards living as free-roaming NPCs in our house right now, if you need an idea how 2026 is going so far

bleeding out at the deli counter of the marketplace of ideas, a bluesky story

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we're begging you to not click this and find out the context do not do it

shiny new gallery page commissions open somebody hire us

*cough exhale cough* so yeah, every now and then the vibes just go crazy. everybody starts fighting about fuck-all. it's bedlam. *big inhale* and *inhale* and then, the devs will just chime in and remind everyone they cant stand us. like, HATE, dog. *cough cough cough* sounds awful nah, it rules

listen up cats and kittens, it's time to do self care. stop what you are doing. go do the thing. the nightmares will still be going on when you get back. go. 💊⏰

Walk In.

it's carbon monoxide leak day here on bluesky dot app

San

imagine being so bad at swimming that you reactivate the Monroe Doctrine in the 21st century

here we go, y'all. here we go.

the relief in waking up and not finding that we invaded yet another country overnight is something only 2026 can provide

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what if we kissed in the gay grass

so... what do we even fucking say. there's a war on. we still definitely need to at least try and pay bills. sorry. fuck. what the fuck. welcome to 2026. it's ✨ Shameless Self Promotion Saturday ✨ and we're very sorry.

the US Constitution is kinda ass since "lol no" dropped. this deck just can not hang in the current meta

oh hey, this just showed up on @themountaingoats.bsky.social website that's weird wonder who made that whoever made that must be pretty fucking cool

it's not a good sign when you have to crack the seal on playing This Year on the morning of January 3rd.

if you follow us, and think we don't give enough back to this community, please tell us what we should be doing. we're trying so fucking hard. but if the Discover feed fed our little account into your life, we really don't need to hear "Americans shouldn't rest until Trump is deposed. 💙" fuck off.

whether it's been a years-long battle against your most destructive impulses, or just the yearly Dry January tradition you just feel good about doing

so... what do we even fucking say. there's a war on. we still definitely need to at least try and pay bills. sorry. fuck. what the fuck. welcome to 2026. it's ✨ Shameless Self Promotion Saturday ✨ and we're very sorry.

we don't quote dunk. we don't engage in debate. we block and move on. but saying "don't throw the baby out with the bathwater" makes you sound like a dipshit. the bathwater is toxic and the baby is 250 years old. it's time to accept that there is something fundamentally wrong with this baby.

in case you weren't around for the Bush era, let's get ahead of this: there is literally no reason to support the troops.

it's time for John Mayer to write "waiting on the world to change, again" and liberals to hole up and wait for this all to blow over

man, the democrats really cooked with "trump always chickens out" huh?

"They don't even bother to lie badly anymore. I guess that's the final humiliation."

what. sorry, we slept in. what. WHAT.

✨ gnbsky stay safe, sleep well, be kind.

wasting away forgotten, lost in the black, too small to be noticed, too meaningless to be thrown away, existing in this empty form for longer than you've ever existed in any other only to be rediscovered, to be made new and granted divine purpose -a poem by a 2024 zoo pass, that is now a bookmark

2026 is the year to learn to say "ts'arigh"

the worst part of the year of the horse soon being upon us is the constant reminders that horses exist rough time to be horse hater

kids these days have never watched someone get fatally clout poisoned by 100 followers, or accuse a user of a coordinated conspiracy because a dunk received 25 likes we must retvrn

walking in a winter wonderland 🙂🔫

introduce yourself with what almost killed you

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nothing quite like getting texted photos of your kid from number you don't recognize to really get the blood pumping (it's fine. everything's fine. didn't have a friend's number saved)