under the hood, the six cards before being stacked and cropped

people who clearly never got into a fight at school are having all sorts of reactions to a kid getting a pretty stock standard punishment for starting a fight at school

god we hate this fucking song

with the olympics concluded, you may now, and are required to, return to your regularly scheduled hatred of your country and everything it stands for, and doing everything in your power to dismantle it

well fuck

kid is insisting there is an olympic event they watched where a person is doing skeleton while holding hockey sticks and competing to see who can knock the most cans off the side of the track

there will be additional hockey

we lost something as a society when we stopped having the puck glow like a laser beam on hockey broadcasts

there's an ad for Austin Subaru that is just very sexually charged flirting between lesbians in a parking lot

🌌 gnbsky Stay safe. Sleep well. Be kind.

we doing #portfolioday? okay cool. we're mox. you already know that. we do stuff. you already know that too. artbymox.shop/pages/gallery

you're probably just dehydrated whatever you were just thinking it's probably because you're dehydrated

invented memories are a helluva thing. went to look up the setlist for a Deerhoof and Melt Banana show at the El Rey in '08ish and... nope. never toured together. been talking about how good this show was for *years* it was a really great show though, regardless

✨ Shameless Self Promotion Saturday ✨ ✨ re-reject edition ✨ we spent the last three weeks avoiding promoting the angry stuff, and keeping it hidden on the shop, because we did not want to be remotely seen as capitalizing on people's deaths. thank you for respecting the break artbymox.shop/reject

it's just that easy 💙💛🐻

pokemon episodes: "here's some lighthearted battles and wacky hijinks" pokemon movies: "let's explore the nature of childhood trauma as a living god decides that humanity must be purged"

so, it's ✨ Shameless Self Promotion Saturday ✨ can you spare $1 (one dollar) a month? it would literally change our life. literally. one.

so, it's ✨ Shameless Self Promotion Saturday ✨ can you spare $1 (one dollar) a month? it would literally change our life. literally. one.

playing catch-up on a couple old requests today

had a dream that a package we've been waiting for finally arrived but it was full of wasps instead can't be mad. that would be a solid bit.

the boys. let's hear it for 'em

✨ gnbsky

mixing imperial and metric is the cherry on top and really separates this piece from lesser rage bait. this is art.

baja blast should never have escaped taco bell. while unquestionably fantastic, part of the fun was the fetch quest it required. removing that quest tore out its soul and, in turn, the soul of our nation. in this essay...

When you think about it, it's pretty weird that we based our nation's healthcare system around having random guys in an office somewhere who say "nah, you don't need that medication" and then fuck your doctor's wife.

reminder for those who need it

our family being crown loyalists during the rev war is paying dividends for the diamond hand investors

a twitch channel where we do nothing but lay gen 1/2 pokemon romhacks and do on the fly art would fix us

sure fine. four hours is enough sleep. good call, body. real good.

🌌 gnbsky

he deserved a little more love

and it's *so little* money for us, the difference between "good headspace, able to get life done and create things" and "total burnout" is like $800/mo most artists aren't asking to be rich. seriously, just make life a little fucking easier and we'll handle the rest and keep you entertained.

The Elder Millennial urge to be lost but be hopeful, baby

we need an orbital weapons platform, for the left

the answer to the endless "why would the dems cave on ICE funding with poll numbers like this" is pretty simple; they support it. they support it, and they are counting on being able to campaign on it once approval rebounds via it being less loud.

woke up laughing about an evangelical read of "i am gunna make it through this year, if [and only if] it kills me [and I am met in heaven by the lord jesus christ]" really reframes the vibe

let's fucking go

"Okay... this is a pass. This is one point away from failing but, this is technically a pass. I strongly advise you to spend more time practicing under supervision." mox: oh for sure. i'll definitely do that, sir.

[class of seven year olds playing Meet the Mets on a recorder]

recent iOS update making the clock not visible while doomscrolling here on bluesky dot app is some beautiful fucked up shit