As America's most pro-business leader in a generation, I will choose one company each week and accuse them of witchcraft

"it can only good happen"

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Noem and Lewandowski have been reportedly together for at least six years while all the time married to their respective apparently estranged spouses.

the eye of sauron's baleful gaze has settled on ... tylenol

Making noise works. Companies need to know: Go fash, lose cash. www.cnn.com/2025/09/22/e...

hi 2001 me, yeah that's us reposting bill kristol

So many coverups. Release the Epstein files. Release the Homan tapes. Release the Venezuelan fishing boats evidence.

ok so Disney's bringing Kimmel back, but how does this play out with Sinclair and Nextar? serious q., I have no idea.

Ain't no way that man apologized or promised to apologize so I look forward to see what happens

We gotta expand the Supreme Court by like 50 people

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hey it's another stupid cartoon www.dailykos.com/stories/2025...

tired of living in this Philip K Dick/Kafka mashup

yearly physical screening today. got some minor issues but overall better than I expected though my doctor keeps yammering on about "diet" and "exercise".

hey it's another stupid cartoon www.dailykos.com/stories/2025...

Remember when Trump and Musk were going to go to Fort Knox to make sure the gold was still there. We've been through so much that already seems like a fever dream.

So the Bondi post was supposed to be a DM (as seemed pretty clear from the start). Fantastic opsec! 🤡

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just saw that I guess the rapture is happening tuesday? I hope I can get an apartment with more of a view after everyone disappears.

relevant to tomorrow's cartoon, which newsletter subscribers have already seen. bookmarking this for the inevitable pushback from diehards..

Yeah man we should really fight back by staying on X

I gave up cable two years ago. Down to a bare handful of streaming services. Before long it's just gonna be my buddy's Plex server and the remnants of my old dvd collection that survived the divorce.

entire press has gotten bullied into treating charlie kirk as if he was one of the most important americans alive and not a modestly popular podcaster

I was looking for a clip of my tv hit from yesterday, and well. Is tom tomorrow on social media, lol.

Feeling the need to post this spot on @michaelhobbes.bsky.social idea again. Don’t even give them direction, just fund them.

could everything stop being terrible for, like, a couple of days? maybe a week? just give us a moment to catch our breath.

it's all about ratings, you see. I'm sure Family Feud totally brought in the big numbers.

dinner with cartoonist friends. we are all good and fine and chill because haha why would we not be.

I was reliably told celebrating political violence was cause for government reprisal and private sector termination.

well you know the old saying one bad story, they're an asshole 97% bad stories, you're the asshole

I really wish we had a president who did not believe that criticism of him is illegal.

found a screenshot of me on Italian TV explaining the political climate in America

do these people literally think that 1 in 5 of the people they meet in their daily lives are trans, or are they just thinking that they're all in the big scary cities that they never go to

I am tired, I am weary I could sleep for a thousand years

TFW you're an idiot who helped put a fascist in power and now he talks about taking you down next.

local tv stations do not decide what I think

my makeshift broadcast studio

This is an agent of the US federal government, armed for live-fire combat against a modern army, slamming a passive and nonviolent female candidate for the US Congress into asphalt. Then walking away without checking if she has injuries, with his identity concealed behind a black facemask.

Jim Has Fun remembers my work better than I do. He is constantly reminding me of old strips I'd forgotten.

Click-Through Rate — Thomas Doyle, 2024 sculpture, mixed media 24 x 15 x 15 cm

sure feels like we're getting near the end of the opening montage now

I was working on a couple different projects today and at one point realized I hadn't been online in a full two (2) hours and my immediate thought was, oh fuck, I wonder what horrible thing has happened now

I only ever seem to fall down but some people seem only able to fall up

omfg

Calling all Guild members, labor allies and anyone who believes in a free country — Join us outside the entrance to ABC's offices at 7 Hudson Square (310 Hudson Street, Manhattan) TOMORROW at 12 PM ET to demand that ABC bring back Jimmy Kimmel Live! RSVP: wgaea.st/kimmel-rally

bleaker by the fucking day

Just now, 11 state and city lawmakers were arrested by DHS police on the 10th floor of 26 Federal Plaza after a hour of demanding access to the ICE lock up on the same floor. @thecity.nyc

compiling an "also by" list for the next book. I didn't realize that I have published 15 books! I thought it was more like a dozen.