if republicans had gone ahead with impeachment *and conviction*, they wouldn't be dealing with any of this right now.

First a woman from the 1300s named Diot Coke, and now this

(throwing open my window) you there, boy, what day is this?

It's really gonna be something to sit with if Trump gets taken down by something that could have taken him down years ago if the files had been released or leaked

“It’s all a hoax and it’s also a big Democrat scandal” is very smart messaging

a few weeks back I had a cartoon panel with vance explaining to trump that it was totally wrong to call him a pedo, technically he is an ephebophile. I'm not sure the joke landed, I was trying to mock people who think this is a point worth making, or somehow exonerative. That's why I used Vance!

every day. women post their achievements online and get their hearts broken 😔

[To the tune of Pretty Woman by Roy Orbison] 🎵Baba Yaga 🎵Walking down the street 🎵Baba Yaga 🎵House with chicken feet 🎵Baba Yaga

I had some fun with next week's cartoon. (Subscribers get an early peek over the weekend!) thismodernworld.com/subscriptions

the holiday season is upon us

Hey for those of you who were aware that my kickstarter manager Glenn was going in for major surgery yesterday, I'm told that all went well!

Standing up in a beret and black rollneck at the next local poetry event, reading this and bringing the house down.

man, if I had a nickel for every time I've been in this situation

Not sarcasm: I love waking up in the morning and figuring out easy ways to punch up the cartoon I was working on late the night before.

no polite way to say this--there are a lot of fuckin crazy people out there

how aren’t they just run out of town

Hey all, please join me in sending all good thoughts to my friend and kickstarter manager @glennf.com, who goes in for heart surgery tomorrow. Best wishes for an easy procedure and a smooth recovery.

Happy 80th birthday to Mr. Neil Young.

Peanuts from November 11, 1998. Charles M. Schulz pays tribute to veterans (and Bill Mauldin) by featuring Mauldin's characters, Willie & Joe.

The great Neil Young turns 80 tomorrow. To celebrate, we asked 80 artists including Jeff Tweedy, Dave Matthews, Brittany Howard, Michael Stipe, Open Mike Eagle, Jewel, Tom Morello, Kurt Vile, Allison Russell, Matt Berninger, Perfume Genius, A-Trak, and many more about their favorite Neil song:

oh hey it's snowing

Go on, just a little more politics. A wafer thin mint of politics.

Opening shot, interior MI5. M: Well, I guess that's it for Bond. Q: Quite. But he's a Time Lord, you know. M: Fascinating! I had no idea. (CUT TO:) Daniel Craig glowing with regeneration energy, morphs into new actor. And then never mention the Time Lord thing again.

I gotta say, even I am tired of the amount of politics were are forced to consume, and I do this for a living.

LBJ: “I want real loyalty. I want someone who will kiss my ass in Macy's window, and say it smells like roses.”

call in the troops to ... shop? staff the empty stores? bring in customers at gunpoint?

wish I had something clever here but this is too personal. this fucking brutally ignorant asshole can't fuck off into the sun quickly enough.

me: you are the best cat ever, no cat could possibly be better my cat: swipes with claws, draws blood me: haha, just you being you

OKAY while I'm on the topic one more thing about John Wick Baba Yaga, an old woman who lives in a hut which has chicken legs, maybe wasn't exactly what the writers who apparently did not know about Wikipedia were hoping to convey en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baba_Yaga

Aha: www.reddit.com/r/FanTheorie...

okay if I've got the end of John Wick 2/start of 3 timeline correctly: 5 pm in Central Park, Winston tells him he has one hour until he is excommunicado He ... runs to Times Squre I guess? Gets in a cab to go to NYPL, a three minute walk from Times Square, cab gets stuck in traffic 1/

so tired of the sheer stupidity and racism of transparent maga lies. my kingdom for worthy foes.

sure, he has changed the course of america, I don't think anyone denies this the question is, if you're fucking stupid enough to believe that any of this is good, or ends well

A new cartoon! It's an Ambulatory Circulatory System Walking Through the Kitchen Day miracle! www.dailykos.com/stories/2025...

the insane clown is referencing his posse

Trump: "Nobody knows what magnets are."

I eat at this table. I’d rather Billy not sit on it. So we’ve reached a compromise: I’ll eat off a plate on my lap and he’ll sit wherever the fuck he wants. Cats always turn me into the Chuck Schumer of my own apartment.

I think if you laid out all the random old cords and cables I have end to end you would have a very long and useless line of cords and cables

pretty soon Elon is going to have to figure out who he left little X with so he can start cosplaying as a dad again

While we're at it, why do we pay for a fire department when most houses don't even burn down.

every freaking time, without fail, when I am wearing a hoodie, I end up with a cat in my lap who wants to chew on the hood drawstrings

Lots of people comparing Senate Democrats to Charlie Brown trying to kick the football, but that analogy only works in a version where Lucy has told Charlie Brown she's going to pull it away, and also that afterwards she's going to have Snoopy executed in a foreign prison

You can tell that Senate Democrats know they made an awesome deal because they sprang it on us on a Sunday afternoon and then raced it through that same night.

an eternal fave. and it has one of the most Neil lines ever: "I wanna wake up with no one around"

I was reading the calendar wrong, the actual eighth anniversary is next weekend. Which is also the fourth anniversary of my father's death. Wheeeee.

Lemon, it's Monday morning.

I think this is better categorized as a pyrrhic defeat

hurray for pyrrhic victories!