They found out they'd have to talk to JD Vance

Trying to build up my self esteem post, take two. (Got nervous and forgot alt text so had to delete)

Cherokee street magician. Trying to preserve our Native American Magic Culture. If you like my work, please, please, please help support it, any little bit helps a lot and is greatly appreciated. cash.app/$lostcitymagic www.paypal.me/JeramyNeugin ko-fi.com/jeramyneugin

Reminder: You can face the challenge during difficult times. You can choose how you will face it. Your best is good enough. If you don't succeed at first, you are willing to try again. You are durable. You are stronger than you think. I'm proud of you

Unclench your jaw. Relax your brow. Go get a drink of water. See if you've taken your meds Eat something. Doesn't matter what you look like right now, i think you look amazing. Because you do. You're a wonderful person. And have this. 🫂🖤 you did great today. You made it through

How do you titillate an ocelot? You oscillate the tit a lot.

Your Cherokee words for today. The top word is English followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled in English then how to pronounce it phonetically. day-hah-loo-yeh-doo-seh-nay-eh

Well he has no experience on working a clasp on someone's back, he only goes for the ones not old enough for bras

Trump’s $15 million Reflecting Pool redo, paid for with our tax dollars, is officially a whole ass mess. It’s already peeling in huge chunks. I knew this would happen eventually, especially if the water chemistry isn’t balanced, but I didn’t think it would happen this quickly.

Mom came home with some groceries and I was unpacking them after carrying them in and took something out, she wasn't looking and said it was her new phone. But she had hell all day trying to make it work and get service, then looked up and saw i was holding a banana

Never beating the allegations lol

Gawdamn. Gawdamn. 😢

Why is no one asking what he needs a million satellites for?

the ballroom is going to completely fall down when some drunk person leans on the wall.

“How do you feel about Trump?” KNICKS FAN: “I f*cking hate him… This shit right here? The revolution starts in NYC. Brunson is the Messiah— if we bring this energy to the pedophiles that run 🌎, we can do anything.” @nyknicks @NY_KnicksPR really going to the White House?😬

carol kane is 74 today so i must confess my serious crush on this creepy queen

"Why do innocent people flee the police?" Idk, maybe the fact that they kill newborn babies and puppies might have something to do with it. Just saying.

Trump now says it’s just “common sense” for Iran to have a nuclear program. trib.al/sN0q5XU

In case no one told you today: You matter. You make difference. You're missed when you're gone. Keep going. More people than you know is cheering for you. Don't give up. I love you. 🫂🫀

Cherokee street magician. Trying to preserve our Native American Magic Culture. If you like my work, please, please, please help support it, any little bit helps a lot and is greatly appreciated. cash.app/$lostcitymagic www.paypal.me/JeramyNeugin ko-fi.com/jeramyneugin

Reminder: You are grateful for adversity because it allows you to grow. There is a benefit and an opportunity in every experience you have. Your strength is greater than any struggle. I'm proud of you

Unclench your jaw. Relax your brow. Go get a drink of water. See if you've taken your meds Eat something. Doesn't matter what you look like right now, i think you look amazing. Because you do. You're a wonderful person. And have this. 🫂🖤 you did great today. You made it through

What do sheep wear to the beach? Baaaaakinis

Your Cherokee words for today. The top word is English followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled in English then how to pronounce it phonetically. Ee-dee-gah-tee-ha

Trump: it's signed, I signed it, I just signed it

Sleeps in her makeup, doesn't shower and rubs tallow on her skin. I had a joke, but I can't post it because I'm dry heaving and washing my hands and grabbing hand sanitizer while having non stop cringe shivers

"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous of which is, 'never get involved in a land war in Asia,' but only slightly less well-known is 'never let a man only known for bankruptcy and pedophilia negotiate terms'!"

Daveigh Chase 🤍 (1990-2026)

Like the nursery rhyme about the cheese, the old pedophile stands alone. Smelling like cheese.

In case no one has told you today: You are in charge of your life and your happiness. So it's okay to treat yourself with loving kindness. 🫂🫀

Him too?! Gods dammit

If you're having a bad day, some very heartwarming news

BREAKING: Greenland and 86 other countries have announced they are two weeks away from a nuclear weapon. Willing to negotiate settlements with Trump.

Well now we know that old legend is true. Water will turn green in the presence of an old racist pedophile and adjucated rapist

ASK YOUR DOCTOR IF NON-STOP SCREAMING IS RIGHT FOR YOU

god damn people hate the poor

This is a type of thing someone who skated through school because they were either good at a sport or family had money, and was therefore never required to learn, never had consequences for fucking up & had completely melted their brain on drugs would say, because their burnout dealer is their info

Cherokee street magician. Trying to preserve our Native American Magic Culture. If you like my work, please, please, please help support it, any little bit helps a lot and is greatly appreciated. cash.app/$lostcitymagic www.paypal.me/JeramyNeugin ko-fi.com/jeramyneugin

Reminder: You make the best and most out of everything that comes your way. When you're feeling overwhelmed, you give yourself space to stop and breathe. You have the strength to handle anything that comes your way. You can overcome this. Your potential to succeed is infinite. I'm proud of you

Unclench your jaw. Relax your brow. Go get a drink of water. See if you've taken your meds Eat something. Doesn't matter what you look like right now, i think you look amazing. Because you do. You're a wonderful person. And have this. 🫂🖤 you did great today. You made it through

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? ...Where's my tractor?

Your Cherokee words for today. The top word is English followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled in English then how to pronounce it phonetically. The turtledove name in Cherokee translates to "it cries for acorns"

Motherfucker can't even win a war against algae.

Oklahoma's favorite pastime is punching ourselves in the nuts

OMFG

I'm even old enough to remember media scrambling to do damage control because of promotional photos of Lois & Clark was released and Dean Cain's Superman was too dark for their liking

If the current vice president goes to you to be interviewed to sell a new book he wrote, the only questions you as a journalist should be asking is "why do you have time to write a book? What the hell do you even do all day?? And how do you justify wasting taxpayer money so you can fart around???"

Passed out from exhaustion at 6am, up and about at 9am. Let's see how long chronic pain does this to me before my brain has another episode challenge

Usually it's one leg, tonight both legs are keeping me up. Knee joints, back and hand pain. Feel like the tin man of oz, slowly rusting and locking up, bit by bit