Oh, so you say America’s not queer? Then how come it has four fathers?

no yeah i love fireworks and how they fuck with everything from pets' nervous systems to the air we breathe just so you can hold your neighborhood hostage with your noise torture

45 years ago today. Buried on page 20 on a holiday Friday just like this one, news that changed the world. www.nytimes.com/1981/07/03/u...

happy holidays 🧠

coworker: got any plans this weekend? me: i'm having a hot dog.

summer of 84 is an underrated july 4th banger

you can hear this man

taking this scene to the chiropractor and saying, "if it's not like this, then i don't want it."

i just know one took notes from the other

coworker: got any plans this weekend? me: i'm having a hot dog.

i like to work as far ahead as possible to confuse my sense of time as much as possible

summer of 84 is an underrated july 4th banger

it’s a lil scary how quick I create things when I actually care about the topic

many of my friends

🎙️😩 TONNNIIIGGGHHHHTTTTTTT WE’LL MAKE LOVE TILL WE DIIIEEEE

TODAY IS THE BEST DAY

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i love her so much

happy holidays 🧠

going to a sports game this weekend and cannot wait for the hot dog

first watch what the fuck

waiting until after this government's birthday to celebrate halloween? that's not very punk.

a millennial 35 is both a gen z 25 and a gen x 55 simultaneously

let's go, lesbians.

the next time a stranger asks me to explain my tattoos i'm just gonna say "one for every kill" and move on

The Prairieland cartoonist/zinester who got 30 years for making a zine. Still short of the goal for funding his fight against this total travesty of justice. A gullible rural jury brainwashed by rightwing media, and the most fascist judge in the country. Donate & push this over the finish line.

coven was written terribly but papa legba made me feel seen with this one

changing out of my black tee shirt into my other black tee shirt

"but they didn't do anything to me." could never be me. we're in this hating game together.

Iconic

happy birthday to midsommar and all the group screams it inspired

rewatching dracula's daughter and love that some things in horror haven't changed: - bumbling cops - well-timed comedic relief - questionable continuity

it's july. time to rewatch the fear street trilogy.

love when good news about abusers' suffering inspires me to check the obituaries for my own abusers 🖤

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thank you, pasta. i love you, pasta.

so weird to think of today's kristen stewart choosing to play bella "not like other girls" swan. thank glob for gay.

*coworker says his wife makes ai songs* my new favorite coworker: have you ever played an instrument? that stuff doesn't sound good. stay away from ai. it's ruining the world. he's old enough to be my dad and now i wish he was.

me: i just need to adjust! *another road block* me: i just need to adjust! *another road block* me: i just need to adjust! *another road block* me: i just need to adjust! *another road block* me: i just need to adjust! *another road block* sisyphus, give me strength.

i'm so tired

"Romero's script posed witchcraft as feminism. It was the necessary tool for protagonist Joan Mitchell to reclaim her power in a life that had drained it from her. Throughout SEASON OF THE WITCH, viewers can see the visual transformation of Joan..."

mercury: rx moon: waning patience: thin tits: losing their calm

why are we comparing europe's lack of ac to gun violence. one is not worse or less complicated than the other. humans' need to compete with and dominate each other so badly that they can't see straight is exhausting. you're exhausting.

Paul Dano has joined the cast of Parker Finn's POSSESSION remake.

fresh altar ✨️🔮

coming up on TWO YEARS since my horny baby debuted