i'm tired of this, grandpa.

do haunted trick 'r treat houses the way they do escape rooms or rage rooms or the renaissance fair

all my life i've wanted my biggest problem to be making eight burgers for two people in a secluded lake cottage i had built for us

hey, what 2026 horror media are you looking forward to? personally, idk if i can survive until summer for the vampire lestat.

*walks through front door* *hangs up briefcase* *pulls on grim reaper costume* *picks up candy bucket* *walks back out*

beautifully and responsibly done

*walks through front door* *hangs up briefcase* *pulls on grim reaper costume* *picks up candy bucket* *walks back out*

i bet that jingle horse is happy he can finally put his feet down

me: i'm so proud of how i managed this year how i managed:

and Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, shouted-

we took our holiday card photo. nailed it. @michaelwaterloo.bsky.social

hey, what 2026 horror media are you looking forward to? personally, idk if i can survive until summer for the vampire lestat.

christmas dinner was prepared beautifully by the talented @michaelwaterloo.bsky.social 🎄

time for david harbourganda

We had a nice Christmas. Merry Christmas and happy holiday to all.

gonzo is a lesbian i don’t think i need to explain

little full. lotta sap.

same person

facetiming with my wonderful father-in-law. and his thumb.

jiggity-jig (hee-haw, hee-haw)

I can admit when I’m wrong about something. INFLUENCERS was a surprise. Check out my review for Horror Movie Blog.

this year did not completely destroy me. so there's that.

heated rivalry is iwtv in jock form

oh she _get_ it get-it

🎶 kevin's mom has got it goin' on 🎶

happy gay christmas gay eve

oh, honey.

them: any plans for the holidays? me: oh yeah me and my partner—

one of my most popular designs

my favorite game at the new job this week has been watching people's faces closely as i use the term "partner"

realized the guy in my position before me used chatgpt for all the verbose flyers and graphics that are now expected from me 🙃 'scuse me while i whip out some brevity and wit

for christmas i want shapeshifting or i quit

you’re telling me a pussy footed this around?

The latest episode of @thenextwomanup.bsky.social is live w/ special guest, Texas' Jordan Lee - The week that was - UConn vs Iowa - Stanford - Under-the-radar players Then Jordan talks about her gold medals, last year's Final Four, her offensive growth, Vic's jacket, & Texas BBQ. #NCAAWBB I #WBB

can't believe my job is food. love it. ken could never.

human suit feels a little tight today

first full day of work showed me just how much the last place fucked my shit up but yayyyyyy relief

Everyone wish @ewhag.com good luck on their first day of work at their new job!

giggled because it worked. zombie babies for everyone.

3 days until Christmas 🎄

this monday will not destroy me. i am unstoppable.

sorry can you repeat that my formerly-feral cat who used to eat garbage is screaming at me for his morning dollop of whipped cream

I made a short reflection for #NightTideMag on winter solstice horror, ritual, and endurance. 👻❄️ nighttidemag.com/2025/12/21/m...

it's a good time to take your time getting places. to let someone merge or butt infront of you. to look a little longer at the good stuff. and tell your people you adore them.

🖤 the next EW, HAG is out 01/05 🖤 onward and upward in 2026. it's all about ✨️new✨️ - books - movies - subgenre exploration - personal rules for consumption - expectations for horror in a new era subscribe: ewhag.com

🎶 they call me robot santa 🎶

I wish I had the energy to turn Gayly Dreadful into a bigger thing. Because I've been where Blayne's at for a minute.