I'm really longing for the actual radical left to get in the fray instead of hearing about how Chuck Schumer or Joe Biden are leading Stalin's red army as they march across the National Mall

Buddy: You got any cool Hollywood stories? What happened to that script you sold? Me: That guy sold it to Weinstein and then he used it as part of a settlement package for one of his many sexual assault cases Buddy: less Hollywood than that. Me: I saw Matt Bomer at Starbucks Buddy: cool

there's a little sneer-y "Okay!" that McDormand does when Brad Pitt says "I think the quality of the intelligence dictates how high up he is" that is just -- 👨‍🍳💋 their interplay is so beautiful, Pitt is my MVP in this but McDormand is his Ginger Rogers

hhhhhhhhhi

"you don't drink out of a straw, you drink through a straw"

“RE-PR-SENT-A-TIVE!!!”

this kid sits in Ed Crane's chair and asks for "The Executive" instantly turning THE MAN WHO WASN'T THERE into SWEENEY TODD

here's me grid! where's yourns?

general it's confirmed, we have the imagery. it's that big booty

well I dunno, it’s worth a shot

I'm going to allow it

The Killer (David Fincher, 2023)

Only 44k views for this work of art is absolutely insane. It's incredible. www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAXO...

I tend to think Rowling was probably a huge piece of shit when she was a single divorced mother trying to write a book about wizards

up until a few years ago when it was merged with adjacent job classifications the Navy had Lithographer's Mates and their entire thing was making printed products, plaques, embossed signs, etc. for 4, 10, 20, maybe 30+ years that was your job

I might be more amenable to billionaires existing (that's a lie but bear with me) if they dressed like Edward Arnold in movies where he's a wealthy wall street guy or railroad tycoon. Or like the Monopoly guy. not this. not Bozo Chic

Post a poster you have hanging on your wall

I ran a dishwasher load and cleaned up the kitchen on Saturday, I ran a dishwasher load and cleaned up the kitchen on Sunday, but I did neither chore yesterday and you know what that means: my kitchen looks like it was raided by feral children who prepared and ate an ambitious 9-course dinner

The only ice I’m interested in are ice baths for harvesting organs.

I spent several long seconds wondering why several of these Letterboxd thumbnails seemed so similar to one another

I learned everything about cinema from a VHS of Michael Pressman's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze (1990). been coasting on my brilliance ever since. your picks are cool too, I guess.

HEGSETH: *points to general's ribbon bars* "What'd you get that one for? Fucking your mother?" GENERAL: *sternly* killing vietnamese children

there's a lotta fuckin trees growing in Brooklyn, Einstein

It’s ok to not respect the troops and it’s also ok to shimmy out of getting shipped off to Vietnam (please recall that that war was evil and bad ☺️) but jeepers Trump and Drinky Pete (I call him Drinky Pete) are really stretching how much ok I’m willing to allow

TRUMP: And Portland is in big trouble folks. The transgenders, the ANTIFA, ushered in the Sixth World and now they’re goblinized. Orks and trolls. People call them UGEs. I call them uglies. They do NOT get along with the elves. Because elves are beings of ageless beauty. And I think that’s wonderful

you’re a senator habibi 😘

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among other things the generals are silently seething about Trump's shitty posture.

this is a masterpiece

trump is so thirsty he wants to drink canada dry, I said trump is. so thirsty he wants to DRINK "Canada Dry" (a popular beverage)

Cure is also about how powerful men have equally powerful hair.

if it's IN HARM'S WAY it's because he identifies with the Kirk Douglas character

historically servicemembers tend to vote blue

you guys figure Bongino is like "thank fuck" because no heat's on him, nor has there been for .... what, at least 3 weeks? he doesn't have to dance like Bondi or Leavitt, going on the shows to assure Trump (via the TV set) that they're going to apprehend the guys who are eating the dogs and cats etc

if history has taught us anything it's that nothing bad ever came of situations where experienced military commanders suddenly found themselves unemployed

there's a certain, shall we say, boldness that leads one to wait 8 months into the new administration before making Brand New Day style grand pronouncements.

5 single digit's (1, 1, 2, 3, and 9) then 11% 12% 34% 41% grid later in the PM Vulture Cinematrix No. 553: Sep 30, 2025 I got 9/9 Correct Score: 2595 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 Play at: vulture.com/vulturecinem...

if you're watching the Hegseth thing and it's not for work lol I'm keepin it real, I'm reacting to your reactions

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"No more dudes in dresses"

to be fair, nobody makes it far in the service without sitting through some of the most inane blather you've ever heard in your life, teaching yourself to yawn without moving any muscles in your face, things of that nature

guys be nice to Pete, he probably hasn't taken a drink since 5 AM

Butcher's Moon (Richard Stark, 1974)

I just think young people need a chance to hear about centrism. They're gonna love it!

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