There’s always a quicker question

Rahm Emanuel is the guy in the movie who wants to negotiate with the terrorists and ends up getting ripped apart by velociraptors, to great applause.

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING COCKROACHES

the Jada Pinkett/Jamie Foxx meet-cute that kicks off COLLATERAL is so unbelievable on its face, like a fairy tale, but very well acted by both principals, and UGH the music ("Hands of Time" by Groove Armada) - and what's more, why shouldn't it be a fairy tale? Max is about to meet the ogre.

People Magazine circa 2026 is … not what I remembered it to be.

No idea who this is

movies about mismatched cops should always be something like this. none of this pointing-at-each-other "my partner is a wha?" "you think I'M the crazy one?" stuff

I bet the sex at the Noem/Lewandowski sex dungeon tonight will be really melancholy

Narrator: do I even have to say what happened next?

look, we love to laugh about the guys who “can’t find it” but THIS is RIDICULOUS

Trump: a semen demon??

lots of fog and rain in nyc right now….

I was interrupted!

cool!

*we dug coal together voice* we done coke together

Mullin? Yeah I’m mullin what to get for lunch lol

Kristi Noem in 2027: you know, they say the smog IS the reason why we have such beautiful sunsets!

Finally!

Looking good sir!!

I believe in the promise of AI to serve the mission of our nation’s military. For example I think we’re very close to an AI-operated jeep running over a troop.

OpenAI and…the United States Military…are teaming up to notify YOU that your son has been KILLED IN ACTION. Click here to speak with your son via AI one last time

One day you’re flying high, the next, you’re Kerry on SUCCESSION

look, we love to laugh about the guys who “can’t find it” but THIS is RIDICULOUS

a lot of white people do not name their children like they love them idk how else to put it

oh, this guy!!!!

what if they literally never tell her she's been sacked

it's not "dooming" to doubt that the alleged opposition party will grant all your wishes when they retake the legislative majority

aw man, this website is acting up, just in time for me to publish my greatest posts.

"Honey you got to come home to run the farm, your father tried to Scrooge McDuck in the corn silo again, only this time was the last time."

if your name is Markwayne, you grew up in a county where if your brother died you were required by law to marry his widow

exactly 100 Americans living today will know who PT Barnum was

Chotiner: You watched Inglourious Basterds twice in the same week and you've watched The Phoenician Scheme five times this year? Me: That's right. Chotiner: Kind of going through it, huh? Me: You sure said something there pard.

Annie Lennox, your song “Would I Lie to You” has us asking questions that are repeatedly evaded in your song

Whoa!

Another one?

Oh yeah? Could a racist do THIS??

is Platner a Nazi or isn't he. I don't care anymore. (He is btw. Tattoo gives it away.) That particular Senate seat is lost. Which is by design: the Dems always want like 2 seats that won't vote blue, so that even if they eke out a majority, they can continue protecting conservative interests :)

I wonder how many people die each year as a result of lifeguards running in slow motion

ah. that's it. this place sounds better already

sorry no I can not turn my camera on for this zoom meeting because I am the reincarnation of narcissus and if i see my own visage I will become consumed with it and stare obsessively at my own face until I die

someone actually did a TikTok or whatever of this, can't find it. someone who is good at computer etc

tell this guy "Hey man, YOU CANNOT plug in your toaster and bring it into the bath with you. It can't be done!"

acknowledging Matt Schlapp is beneath me

no thank you :)

movies aren't hard to write if you know what you're doing

cackling