New bit I've perfected if anyone brings up a problem: I don't really follow politics but it was never like this before Trump. "But the Democrats and the funding and--" Yeah like I said I don't really follow that. There was always politics but before Trump it was never like this. That's all I know

I’ve got a 3 year old niece that would fucking blow this guy away.

I had a record player but it died a few months ago and I've been sad ever since. I am now saving up to buy a new record player but I feel burned by my last purchase. Recommendations on a good record player I should set my sights on?

Just a year ago, we heard reducing the deficit was so important Elon Musk had to fire as many scientists, forest rangers and Black women on the government’s payroll that he could find. Now? 🤷🏾‍♂️

$200 billion could entirely repeal the SNAP cuts with money leftover $200 billion could fund the ACA Premium Tax Credits and help lower health care costs for 6 years with money leftover $200 billion could permanently expand Medicaid coverage to people in states that have refused to expand coverage

at this point, I no longer believe, over the entire course of human history, there have been more than a half dozen "great men" whose greatness was not predicated on the exploitation and/or abuse of women

Every single thing named after Cesar Chavez should be renamed for Dolores Huerta

i am not joking when i saw that this is the heart of what woke 2 is all about

Writing advice: "kill your darlings" A Utah woman: ok.

My timeline is half people saying one battle was the best movie last year and half saying it absolutely was not and I want you to know you’re all correct

Brendan Carr's "support the troops or else" threats already taking hold

the Oscars are fun but I've hung out with too many voting Academy members to take a single thing about it seriously

Seeing how much the timeline is rooting for Sinners for best pic I now predict One Battle After Another will win

Please stop referring to the Voter Elimination Act by the Orwellian moniker MAGA gave it, which makes it sound good. We do not need to repeat their words (ahem, "Patriot Act," "Citizens United") but rather make clear exactly what's at stake.

This is the rare year where I have, almost incidentally, seen most of the films that are up for best picture and I strongly believe that the winner should be simply anything other than F1

girls next to me at this restaurant discussing dating "I went on one date with a guy who said he didn't even know why Batman was a superhero -- and he was way too ugly to have opinions that bad"

The is the federal government telling news stations to provide favorable coverage of the war or their licenses will be pulled. A truly extraordinary moment. We aren't on the verge of a totalitarian takeover. WE ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF IT. Act like it.

Can’t believe they convinced us that Friday the 13ths are scary. They’re Fridays. The least scary day of the whole week. They are trying to make us turn on everything we love.

One thing we can all agree on is concerts should be segmented by height. Short people can go stand with their tall friends toward the back but the tall can not come front. A better world is possible.

Palantir CEO promises that his technology will reduce educated women's economic and political power newrepublic.com/post/207693/...

My town had a meeting tonight to discuss restricting local police from working with ICE. A white woman who spoke against it is the mother of my kid's best friend. Her child is not white. Her husband is an immigrant. Even though it happens daily, it still shakes me to my core to see a soul so rotted.

me: *taking out my contacts* the peppers I chopped into pieces 5 hours earlier: FINALLY our souls shall be avenged!

If you are ever impressed with my productivity, please understand that everything I accomplished I did because I was furiously avoiding doing some other task that I absolutely still have not done.

This awful person is being primaried by @daniwelch.bsky.social - please check out her campaign and donate to support it.

Don’t they know they’re supposed to put in a 23 year old groyper who posts cartoons of buff daddy trump?

usually if you ask experts why an empire fell they’ll say it’s nuanced and multifaceted, so i think it’s kind of cool that with America future historians will get to just say like “oh they took the idiot train to moronsville”

Having some of the most thoroughly redacted thoughts of my life.

the biggest problem with polyamory is that it increases the odds you could be in a relationship with someone who writes personal essays

Let’s be clear, “Markwayne” Is not a human name. It is clearly a witch’s curse.

A lesson I have been very very slowly learning over my adult life is just how many men actually do not like women, and just how many men I encounter and have interacted with (even good interactions!) have not really seen me as fully a person equal to them.

Trying desperately to see ANY bright side -- it's never been a better time to be a decent hetero guy who wants a full partner and knows how to do his own laundry and actively likes women as people.

sorry no I can not turn my camera on for this zoom meeting because I am the reincarnation of narcissus and if i see my own visage I will become consumed with it and stare obsessively at my own face until I die

To be clear - this means 7.6 million more of our neighbors, our friends, our coworkers, our parishioners, our community that will not be able to get the medical care they need. This does not mean that magically they’re making more money and don’t qualify anymore

How did these men know to stay away from Epstein? One googled him, one asked his mom for advice, and one actually listened to what Epstein said to him and quickly realized he was a witless misogynist. It wasn't that hard, and every scientist who claims they didn't know is either lying or stupid.

i might post more nonsense than usual, more goofery and drivel at the moment. it's only because if i post about politics I will probably call for heads on a platter or something all silly like that so just over here trying not to whoopsies!

I get so many exclusive deals. You wouldn't even believe it. Every day in my inbox, more exclusive deals. Probably hard for other people to relate to because of course the deals are exclusive, just for me and I guess a few other VIPs which excludes most of you. A burden but a privilege; exclusivity.

I am in a waiting room and the music is a 45 second loop of some slow jam and it took me at least 15 minutes to realize it was looping but now that I’m aware I feel like I’m in an experiment to see how long it takes to fully break a person and the answer is going to be much shorter than you’d think.

Jasmine Crockett concedes to James Talarico this morning: “With the primary behind us, Democrats must rally around our nominee. I'm committed to doing my part and will continue working to elect Democrats up and down the ballot." #TxSen

I've always thought of Dubai as the waiting room for Epstein Island.

Record profits are unpaid wages. In a just society, one 40-hour a week job should pay enough to support a nuclear family — one brief stint as CEO should not pay so much it creates generation wealth and empowers the 1% to buy our elections. #TaxTheBillionaires

Surprise! The Jeff Bezos-owned Washington Post is against my 5% billionaire wealth tax. I wonder why? If enacted, Bezos would owe $12 billion in taxes, and an average family of 4 would receive a $12,000 direct payment. Poor Jeff would be left with just $224 billion to survive.

the inside of my brain is a lava lamp where i'm submerged in the goo of how hard it is to be a person and do everything and anything you need to every single day with these brightly colored bubbles of feeling so fortunate and grateful and it overwhelms me til I just stare at blobs and disassociate

I am so grateful to have this time traveling bog show as a momentary distraction. You can have it too. Join us, imagine a better place where ANDIE MACDOWELL is your mother/grandmother and all of the love triangles are gentle and half set in the 90s and the needle drops only sometimes make sense ❤️

If I wanted to see medical horrors, I'd be watching The Pitt. Please stop forcing me to look at an evil old man's rotted neck.

The reason why some people think the New York Times is a liberal paper is because in like 1986 a far right wing talk radio simpleton called the New York Times a liberal paper. Most American political thought is based on scenarios like this

Idaho's proposal to essentially end home care is the first sign that last year's tax cut bill could be disastrous for people with disabilities in the U.S. Terrific, worrisome story from @slooterman.bsky.social 19thnews.org/2026/03/idah...

Once again @mauraquint.bsky.social and Jeb step into the time-traveling bog to discover three generations of women from one family emotionally annihilating their neighbor for basically his entire lifetime. Featuring wonderful Andie MacDowell vowel sounds. And the Chili Peppers are SO inspiring.

the same great sunday scaries you know and love: now with 80% more war!