KEEP CALLING

Call ‘em! Took me less than a minute. You go and do likewise

Ok tbf this is also how I’d like to be described after I die

This one's gonna be good; you should subscribe so you can be the first among your friends to get Colin's esoteric bullshit. glacialerrata.beehiiv.com/subscribe

This room will be painted gold floor to ceiling by the time he leaves office and honestly I’m sorta morbidly fascinated with this slow conversion It’s like black mold, just slowly spreading and creepy a little bit at a time.

Post you from a different era. This is me back when I was a member of the Bones Brigade, professionally skating for Powell Peralta alongside Lance Mountain, Steve Caballero, Tony Hawk, and Tommy Guerrero.

best analysis I've seen so far

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The Parliament will continue until morale improves. www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEfF...

I watched Juror #2 on the plane yesterday and it was a perfectly enjoyable courtroom drama but also could’ve been much better if it had been about a sandwich

New weird AI slop that Spotify tried to dump on me this morning: a *new* single by long-dead P-Funk guitarist Eddie Hazel called “I Ain’t No Brokeback Cowboy,” which, despite its title, is about being a gay cowboy.

Not the hero we deserve. But the hero we need.

"The sandwich did not impede Officer Lairmore’s duties that night,” Sandwich Guy's lawyer argues. "A footlong from Subway could not and certainly did not inflict bodily harm.”

I am fucking dying

Holy fucking shit when I was involved with the Dutchess County Dems they were the most inept and dysfunctional group imaginable, either they got their shit together (a giant fucking miracle) or this wave is so mammoth that it’s swamping even places where the Dems can barely get out of bed

Zohran at the rally for trans youth on february 8 ❣️ he was polling single digits.

Zoomer men really gotta log off the Hitler site if they ever want to have sex again

"New York will remain a city of immigrants, built by immigrants, powered by immigrants, and as of tonight, led by an immigrant." GOD YOU JUST FUCKING LOVE TO SEE IT

Holy shit, the Prop 50 turnout was massive! NYT projecting 10.6 million votes, CA GOV 2022 was 10.9M votes.

PEOPLE DO NOT LIKE DONALD TRUMP AND THEY ARE DESPERATE FOR AN OUTLET TO EXPRESS THAT GIVE IT TO THEM

i don’t like him, but, man, turning down $10M in favor of haterdom is an all-time, world-class, heavyweight champion hater move

Normal people are just sick to fucking death of the cruelty and meanness

"No longer can you traffic in Islamophobia and win an election" FUCKING YEAH

“whether you are an immigrant, a member of the trans community…” it is not difficult to just say

here is your tl;dr for tonight: we won literally everything

Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.

I do not regret to inform you that we are going to win

We gotta My Kinsman Major Molineux this fucker out on a rail

Get their asses

Mamdani winning is great! But also Cuomo losing is also great

Hakeem Jeffries and Chuck Schumer should resign their leadership positions as soon as possible. Their failure to so much as endorse Mamdani laid bare layers of incompetence. They are why Democrats have completely failed to combat Trump. The sooner they are replaced, the better.

Literally polling at *one percent* in February

Genuinely gonna hate* having to retire this headline *=not really in the least

Normal People Don’t Want This Shit is running away with the vote tonight

Yeah Agent Cooper taught us all 35 years ago you couldn’t trust him

I think a thing we'll learn tonight is that people fucking hate what is going on and they will straight ticket vote against anyone involved in starving people while pillaging the country and kidnapping their neighbors. I don't think it matters at all who that person is.

ulysses s grant

Commit now to doing everything in your power to absolutely roasting his ass in the primary should this fucker run again

turns out the 51st Infantry of Fairfax Wine Moms wants to see people on the fucking wall

I don't know what will happen in NYC tonight, but I do know that regardless of outcome, any number of public figures, celebrities, politicians and institutions that oppose Mamdani have done so with a level of rhetorical ugliness, racism, and dishonesty that should neither be forgotten nor forgiven.

For the Hog!

seems like one of the main use cases for genAI is to eliminate the joy that other people take in thinking and actually doing things www.thecut.com/article/woul...

“How could the officer smell onions and mustard if the sandwich remained intact?”

there has to be a courtroom reenactment of the sandwich toss plus at least 100 YouTube channels dedicated to various theories of the toss, all with their own reenactments and robust criticisms of slowed-down footage of the courtroom sandwich toss. we have been good & we deserve this

Woke up today to the news

Fun fact: for the past 50 years, Virginia has *always* elected a governor from the opposite party as whoever won the presidency the previous year (2013 was lone exception to this rule). If Spanberger wins tomorrow it’s not some shocking bellwether or referendum on Trump; it’s what Virginia does.

I don’t think anyone in the history of all humankind will ever come up with a better excuse than “I’m not racist, it just turns me on sexually to pretend I am.”

This is great reporting but it’s a maddening fucking read