The morning so far

I swear every online "service" is in the end some sort of tiered subscription scam.

Something horrifying I just learned quite by accident. I’ve subscribed and paid for Delete Me for several years, and then discovered all of my personal information on a data broker site. Checked Delete Me’s website and discovered there are tiers? And some sites they won’t scrub unless you’re “VIP”?

A fun thing about airports is that no one covers their mouths when they cough

LAX looking not bad at sunrise

Giving you the fingers this week, with help from @wynkenhimself.bsky.social, @matthewharrison.bsky.social & @vcp.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy

Not changing my opinion that this sport is boring as hell, sorry

explaining my dream to my shrink

Every so often i look away from the Puppy Bowl and notice how much the Patriots suck

lol we’re all having fun you weird loser

Third time!

Holy fucking shit you’re spending $8 million for 30 seconds to try to convince people to use your shit product, the AI revolution is going great

Cause that's what heroes do.

Imagining wanting less of this in America lol. Skill issue

William Shatner making poop jokes about his own last name, Jesus what a bring down from that halftime show

Truly he is the Best Bunny.

Just such a stark reminder that white racists have never been, and will never be, cool.

The racists must be losing their minds

For more singing toilets tune into the Turning Point USA halftime show

We are day drinking and having a fine time

no one can watch these commercials and conclude america is having a good time rn

Yeah and then every third commercial is inexplicably sad? Ah, the Super Bowl, what a time to discuss taking away your father’s keys because he has advanced dementia

"watching for the commercials" in 2026 would be such a grim declaration, like eating meat and ferments only

“A strong run by Walker,” I clearly don’t understand football

The “I only watch the Super Bowl for the commercials” gag was really only something you could really do in the 90s & early 00s, when there was actually a sense that consumerism was bad & watching commercials was ironic. Then “selling out” became cool, and now these are just uniquely awful ads.

These commercials are fucking grim

It’s important to know who’s the David Bowie and who’s the Freddie Mercury in your relationship.

No Kings includes Draft Kings

In the room the women come and go, Asking what time is the Superbo

Johnson has a one-seat majority; why isn't Jeffries offering this guy every chairmanship he wants and as much pork as his district will hold in exchange for switching parties

In 1975, Miami resident Mae Belle Cain's mother died. She was to be buried at Woodlawn Cemetery, in a family plot that they had bought when her stepfather died in 1952. However, there was a problem: there was already a body buried there. Cain soon found another body in her own grave as well.

Ok so in the pantheon of “amazing signage,” I don’t know that anything quite compares to the former strip club in Portland, OR, Dancin’ Bare. Which, you should note, despite its name, does not feature dancing bears. As the sign helpfully indicates.

I wrote a brief little thing about Sarah Weiss's 1903 book, Journeys to the Planet Mars, or: Our Mission to Ento, which is a very weird document from quite a strange individual.

Bill Traylor (1853-1949), a former slave & Alabama sharecropper, first took up art as a self-taught amateur at age 85, drawing with a pencil stub on salvaged cardboard, & in 3 years did over 1500 drawings that are now recognized as pioneering works of folk & modern art, I mention for no reason.

When I learned this person bought a dormant bluesky handle, launched this thread, told everyone to fuck their mother & then deactivated, I felt bad for falling for rage bait. But then I thought all of Bluesky came together, united in harmony to dunk on this person, so maybe it was a public service?

This is Maria, a 6-year-old detained by ICE last year. She began to unravel soon after arriving at a detention center in Texas, wetting the bed after years without accidents, crying through the night and begging to breastfeed again. Most of all, she wanted to be reunited with her cat, Milo. 1/

I've done this! It's fun and easy and really important!

Write it in Live Laugh Love script and hang it in the Louvre.

"Regret without accountability is just damage control"

Sic Semper Ponzi

Pour one* out for a legend * = a frozen gloopy cylinder

I think in the end AI's primary effect will not be to replace workers so much as to destroy whatever is left of our notion of a shared reality.

Incredibly strong way to open a book! (Natasha Lennard, Being Numerous)

HE DIED FROM A NUT WOUND

Friends we are watching Face/Off and white possibly this is the worst movie I’ve ever seen in my life

First viral bluesky skeet I’ve had that’s given me *more* joy the farther it’s spread. Thanks to everyone who responded with pictures of dogs

Cannot fucking wait for this book! So stoked at this news.

Combine all three and you’ve got the average Bluesky user

Every day my taxes go to pay for armed goons harassing my neighbors and I spend money out of my pocket for an endless series of GoFundMes to help out people in need and honestly I think this is a deeply fucked way of doing things