This has made me laugh until my eyes water several times today.

Anyway, without looking it up, three guesses who this is

You know whose job is absolutely replaceable by AI? The guy (always guys) writing Substacks about how AI is gonna replace jobs.

I am currently in Boston and this one is hitting extra hard at the moment

Ok some good tweets from old

This site sucks today!

Since Thursday, @coyotemedia.org has published stories on: — the IOC’s new sex testing policy — a scene report from a massive geography conference — a local musician’s first solo EPs — Trans Day of Visibility and its costs Paid subscriptions make this work possible!(We also have a tip jar!)

I don’t think I’m alone when I say I don’t care about “mission impact.” I want to pay a small amount of money to a site to host a hangout space for my friends where we share our dumb thoughts and cool links. I want a social media site that works like a Brother printer works.

Just who the fuck are you who are having your extremely loud Zoom calls in a public cafe? Who raised you?

I had a dream where I was in a cafeteria with a friend and Willem Dafoe came over and my joined us and my friend said, “Oh! Make that face where you look like Bullwinkle!” And he did, and everyone was happy.

your grandparents voting for reagan

The sooner we come up with a pithy word or phrase to describe this effect (see also “and then Elon said something about *my* field…”), the better off humanity will be.

This and JACOB’S LADDER are two goats that, even with their rep amongst sickos, still need more love. Both stone cold classics that did stuff completely against the grain of the genre at the time. Beautiful, beautiful heart shaking and heart shattering movies.

I have no idea who or what Sephiroth is, and I will never find out, but I 100% earnestly love all the memes and references on here to him/it. Like Egyptian hieroglyphics or my 12 year old niece explaining to me what's cool, I find great beauty and joy in things that are totally unfathomable to me.

maybe it will happen tonight 📈

what if we got a 100% blockrate on it. what if they designed an AI and we unanimously said "nope"

I guess boycotting Harry Potter feels pretty trivial to me, because I'm an adult. if someone told me I shouldn't eat Gerber's baby food, I'd be like, that is no problem. I'm way ahead of you

Can’t say what possessed me to decide to read this but 30 pages in and it’s *baffling* to me that this book was a massive pop bestseller, the 80s were a different time, man

same, girl

Every single loser criticizing No Kings looks like this to me

Holy New York.

Hell yeah we’re going to win #nokings

thoughts on today: 1) the protests are good, actually 2) you should go to one of you can 3) it will do you good to see how many other people also hate this guy 4) you might meet people who you can organize with 5) there are more of us than there are of them 6) we are going to win

I still have things to say about Bridgerton… lithub.com/is-bridgerto...

Journalists with this attitude are a huge part of how we ended up in our current nightmare and it blows my mind that they are still out here in 2026 without any self awareness of this fact. Part of putting our country back together needs to be driving these people out of political reporting.

This fucking rules

Inventing a time machine to go back in time to kill Baby Ticketmaster

Matthew Sweet! He put out those two perfect albums. And they are still perfect, lemme tell you

Let Uggi bless your timeline

Stop worrying about what YA books to let your kids read and let them sort it out with V C Andrews and cocaine era Stephen King as God intended

Either you die a hero, or you live long enough to start posting through it

…and now Hend Amry, too. bsky.app/profile/waff...

so it was a noisy vibrator then

William Faulkner weighing in on Lindy West’s new book

My advice would be to try your best to generally not be a total piece of shit, if for no other reason than that when you’re old and you need others to care for you, they won’t be so conflicted about it

[Eddie Vetter voice] He lies and says he’s a progressive man, So sick of Fetterman

Rat bees

@rusty.todayintabs.com Ok so Dick Hebdige was the Dean of the School of Critical Studies at CalArts while I was there getting my MFA. One time Dick needed a ride to the train station or some such business, and as the work study student in the office, it fell to me….

As always I am ten thousand internet years behind but I LOVED this @colindickey.com piece about AI and haunting: www.vqronline.org/fall-2025/es...

"How does it feel to have the memory of a guppy"

The bleatings will continue until morale improves

I know it’s unpopular on this site to point out that Democrats are largely very supportive of trans rights but they are, and we should recognize when they do the right thing

This is excellent.

Anyway, just gonna start using the term “rat bees” from now on when things don’t go well. “Ah, rat bees, the Q isn’t running again.”

Had a nightmare that was scary at the time but gets funnier the more I think about it. I was on this space station & one of the crew got the Space Crazies & started killing us. At one point she traps us in a room & I say, “What’re you gonna do, kill us with rats?” And she says, “Nope. Rat bees.”

What Sinema and Fetterman have taught me is that you can run for the Senate as a progressive but you can’t also have some sort of idiotic fashion sense as your personal brand. Either you wear a suit like a normal person or you’re gonna stab us in the back the second you get elected.