I have such an expertly curated algorithm that I'm seeing posts from Mexican street food restaurants in the US and this is how they're advertising the game tomorrow night. "Good vibes"

He’s such a Chicago Pope that he’s even channeling Michael Mann cinema energy

unrelated to the moral war on the sun, but I wonder how much of that is unreliable narrator. we are told that the humans blocked out the sun, but the machines controlled and enabled the very limited human society that existed for centuries. what's to say they aren't doing revisionism?

First things first youtu.be/GTJ3LIA5LmA?...

We must get revenge for Icarus.

It’s nuclear program? Already declining!!! Its stockpiles will be GONE in 5 billion years.

ME: the fake media, they say the sun is winning. it’s crazy. the sun has no navy. it has no army. it’s got no air defense. and we have completely OBLITERATED the sun’s ballistic missiles.

It is, literally, a fallacy en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argumen...

burns-approved

PATHS OF GLORY reboot but it’s just me sending countless wave after wave of humans directly into the sun because of the cult of the offensive.

We outnumber the sun by 8 billion to one - we can do this

When does Mr. Burns get his apology?

fetch me my Hammer Suit, then, I'll show that Sun what for

we can must and will destroy the sun

FUCK

this is such a fucking killer line once you get over having to remind yourself what autochthonous means. (wills, you catholic-ass mfer)

Lincoln contra “blood and soil” national identity:

Was so delighted by that scene I had to pitch a piece on it www.tvguide.com/news/widows-...

Yes that’s the star-spectacled imagery we all want to harken back to. Remember how well the country seemed to be doing in 1969, folks?

GIMME SHELTER lmao are you serious

another thing i love about this show is that it carries on the stephen king tradition of depicting teenagers as selfish shitheads whose fuckery keeps getting people kilt

the original odd couple

ARE YOU MAD AT SOMETHING I SAID?

totally balancing Ruth’s memory of a “trolley problem” with her extremely persuasive answer to the actual trolley problem. perfect!!!

"he was bitten by an animal and became that animal" lives rent-free in my head now

the finale for WIDOW’S BAY was so impressive. to be that creepy and that funny at the same time - while also finding a seamless way to bring real profundity and pathos into the story via the tennessee williams quote - is pretty nuts. tv show equivalent of juggling an axe, rotten tomato, and torch

Enable quote posts so I can call this out as a reflexive argument, coward!

there’s a certain style of punditry wherein the pundit can only share a conclusion after presenting in contrast with - and as a synthesis of - two caricatured alternatives, and i wish more pundits would realize this is an intellectual crutch and that it becomes its own kind of myopia.

every picture tells a story

This an official Vatican photograph of Leo at Lampedusa, Italy - one of the world’s heaviest migrant sites - where he went this morning to pray for migrants who died at sea. This is after turning down the offer to come to the United States.

Alas, Larry the cat appears to have been an AI thing and so reluctantly I have deleted that little post of joy.

If all your joints are ahum with pain and your eyelids have more power over you than you them, you are right properly knackered, and, what's more, you'll be a Lancastrian man, my son

this is the part of the world cup i enjoy most

it really is the darkest song of all times.

@jessehawken.bsky.social The lawyer couple goes over to Max Cady’s house in the AppleTV Cape Fear and he’s listening to Hey Nineteen. Elite stuff.

Everyone is this at least once in their life but most are only once or twice

in all honesty i can’t say whether or not ive ever been “right properly knackered.”

we could amend the constitution to say the president must be "an ethical hang" by any "reasonable" assessment

kate o’flynn is like *extremely* good and i was not familiar with her game

average rugby player after receiving literally bone-crunching tackle: bit of a hard one there average football player after being lightly brushed: alack! alack sir, I die! I perish! foully slain! cut down in my youth by the cruel scythes of evil men!

For sure bsky.app/profile/guyd...

something that should bring you comfort is that despite 250 years people are still saying the exact same thing about the people of boston.

No spoilers 😭😭😭

the most terrifying moment of WIDOW’S BAY so far is when she sends a mass email about a party and doesn’t use bcc. i am shaking.

they should try a version of this app where images load i think people would actually dig that

The first episode of Columbo is totally different stuff for the first 10 min and then Columbo shows up and says "hi. I'm Columbo". It's an amazing watch for the first time