I think Avengers: Doomsday is where we see an online/normie split aLa Avatar when it comes to discourse vs box office. Everyone (not me I’m built different) on BSky is “meh” about it at best and every normie I know is like “Captain America and Cyclops? When can I buy tickets?”

HOLY CRAP THATS WHAT HE SOUNDS LIKE LOL

White people love unseasoned chicken dunked in mayo sauce

Oh a war crime two-for!

lol dam

Lol I thought the last season was fine, but this is so funny We're cooked man

The Stock Market, where everything is made up and money doesn't matter

It's almost noon and AFAWK Kevin patullo has not been fired

game set match for the american EV manufacturers

Imagine thinking there’s a WAR ON PROTEIN when you can buy Protein Seltzer

I’m convinced this is to push people to pay for ad free tiers. I went ad free on YouTube because it was playing Christian anti-porn detox program ads during videos of Disney rides my daughter likes to watch

Does a bear shit in the woods?

You should do it and be a legend, king

Finally watched WAKE UP, DEAD MAN, which absolutely rules

We also just gotta straight up outlaw crypto. But but but but I don't care, shut the fuck up, you're done

Second OC he’s hand picked in three years who has been bad.

Knows ball

man I really wish everything wasn’t at the “Then all at once” phase at the same time!

Sorry, Nick has to go too.

Weird not to go for 2, no?

What I find fascinating about this stuff is that it is the same dumb tweenage gossip as 'if you talk to a scientist 150 times, he gives you Mew', but spreading via *the same device* you can use to get Google to tell you 'no, that's not correct'.

We’ll always have Super Bowl 59

Dude went from being pretty good to being the worst broadcaster I’ve ever heard so fast

Ah yes, the DSA, which supported the Russian invasion of Ukraine, is now supporting the mullah regime of Iran and it's brutal massacres of protestors.

Right wingers: I’m a “I hate my wife guy”

My wife: “This is way more violent than I expected“ (derogatory) Me: “Yes it is.” (Laudatory)

Finally let the older kiddo watch K-Pop Demon Hunters since she’s watching it at a gymnastics event next weekend and holy crap that movie rules

I need a lot of anguish brought to Brock Purdy today. His day should be completely filled with anguish. Toss in a little agony along with it.

Oh fuck this guy. He's gonna try to parachute in and make himself king and I hope he's promptly arrested when that happens--by *whichever* side.

Go birds /nervously

“i can’t believe he’s doing the Blue Oyster Cult song at karaoke *again*. Tacky af.”

It’s very clear the Venezuela raid going basically flawlessly was the worst possible outcome. Now he’s drunk on the feeling and wants to do it everywhere

Slowly at first, then all at once

I know it’s not, but this is all Sam Ersson’s fault somehow

The Carolina Panthers just did this to all of us

“And what if you track down these men and kill them, what if you killed all of us? From every corner of Europe, hundreds, thousands would rise up to take our places. Even Nazis can't kill that fast.”

Conor Sen stays stupid. I’m blessed to be in a household that makes way more than that and I’m totally cool with doing shit to make daycare more affordable

Go birds

Reactionaries reading Tolkien

It looks like it pains him to smile

🐐

Mendoza and Cignetti

Is there anyone on earth outside of Miami fans rooting for Miami next week?

When Cignetti smiles, the devil shudders