I'm sorry, but if you're a Bluesky lib, you HAVE to be gracious about this. You HAVE to practice the principle of charity. You HAVE to give people off-ramps, especially when they're massively influential media figures. You don't have to be *happy* about that, but you've gotta suck it up anyway.

Median American voter (derogatory), realizing ICE is bad (laudatory)

joe rogan is a very dumb guy, that very dumb guys are realizing that ICE is evil is good.

LOL TY SIMPSON!?

Congratulations new Steelers head coach Aaron Rodgers

I’m gonna say it: it’s stupid how psychotic people get when birthrates are discussed. If you scream at and shout down anyone who isn’t a handmaids tale type when the subject comes up, then the policy space is going to be dominated by them, for what’s clearly going to be a consequential issue.

Hello #portfolioday I'm Skullboy. I'm a fantasy illustrator and I do a lot of work in #ttrpgs

Regardless of the merits of any of these ideas, I don't think it's appropriate to have these kinds of talks with the White House while they're actively engaged in a violent military siege on the city of Minneapolis. www.nbcnews.com/politics/don...

I often think about JK Rowling. I do not feel sorry for her, she is a clear and absolute monster. But she could have fucked off, enjoyed being wealthy and respected. But instead she became insanely online and couldn’t help but reveal her bigotry

I think this is a lesson for so, so many people. Being too-online absolutely destroys your legacy.

Also, going by the Mosnterverse scale, the next Godzilla movie should be good. Godzilla 2014 (great) -> King of the Monsters (bad) -> Godzilla vs Kong (good) -> Kong x Godzilla (bad) That's just science (no I don't count Skull Island because Godzilla isn't in it)

It's still amazing to me that we somehow tricked WB *and* Apple into giving us a nonstop Godzilla franchise youtu.be/VH0pFLcthgI

I think Avengers: Doomsday is where we see an online/normie split aLa Avatar when it comes to discourse vs box office. Everyone (not me I’m built different) on BSky is “meh” about it at best and every normie I know is like “Captain America and Cyclops? When can I buy tickets?”

HOLY CRAP THATS WHAT HE SOUNDS LIKE LOL

White people love unseasoned chicken dunked in mayo sauce

Oh a war crime two-for!

lol dam

Lol I thought the last season was fine, but this is so funny We're cooked man

The Stock Market, where everything is made up and money doesn't matter

It's almost noon and AFAWK Kevin patullo has not been fired

game set match for the american EV manufacturers

Imagine thinking there’s a WAR ON PROTEIN when you can buy Protein Seltzer

I’m convinced this is to push people to pay for ad free tiers. I went ad free on YouTube because it was playing Christian anti-porn detox program ads during videos of Disney rides my daughter likes to watch

Does a bear shit in the woods?

You should do it and be a legend, king

Finally watched WAKE UP, DEAD MAN, which absolutely rules

We also just gotta straight up outlaw crypto. But but but but I don't care, shut the fuck up, you're done

Second OC he’s hand picked in three years who has been bad.

Knows ball

man I really wish everything wasn’t at the “Then all at once” phase at the same time!

Sorry, Nick has to go too.

Weird not to go for 2, no?

What I find fascinating about this stuff is that it is the same dumb tweenage gossip as 'if you talk to a scientist 150 times, he gives you Mew', but spreading via *the same device* you can use to get Google to tell you 'no, that's not correct'.

We’ll always have Super Bowl 59

Dude went from being pretty good to being the worst broadcaster I’ve ever heard so fast

Ah yes, the DSA, which supported the Russian invasion of Ukraine, is now supporting the mullah regime of Iran and it's brutal massacres of protestors.

Right wingers: I’m a “I hate my wife guy”

My wife: “This is way more violent than I expected“ (derogatory) Me: “Yes it is.” (Laudatory)

Finally let the older kiddo watch K-Pop Demon Hunters since she’s watching it at a gymnastics event next weekend and holy crap that movie rules

I need a lot of anguish brought to Brock Purdy today. His day should be completely filled with anguish. Toss in a little agony along with it.

Oh fuck this guy. He's gonna try to parachute in and make himself king and I hope he's promptly arrested when that happens--by *whichever* side.

Go birds /nervously