Showing up to the office like

None of you believed in the Sixers. Neither did I but neither did you.

Made tofu banh mis tonight that slapped

“Markets are up on the news”

None! You’re all taking marketing machine hype for fact! Touch grass!

Ill take that bet

Ahahahaha die mad you hack

Loooool Penguins

This is a shame, but what a great wealth of adventure recommendations and such that really helped me break out of the 5e sphere.

The reaction to Doomsday making like 1.5 billion or so is gonna be very funny, at least

Like im sorry, this is such a nothingburger. Its going to be like a 2 minute scene that youll be able to watch on YouTube before December. You’re all working yourself into a shoot over marketing speak

Do people who enjoyed those years actually exist? like, not just farming for clout exist?

BlueSky whenever MCU news comes out

BlueSky treating Kevin Fiege and Russo Brothers quotes the same way they treat Hakeem Jeffries skeets. This place is never beating the allegations

There are signs of Blexas, many many signs, but no matter how many auguries that divine its presence, when the die is cast the results continue to fail us. But it is important that we mark the signs, so that our children might know them, and one day, they may live in that sacred land we dream of

Hyde-Smith won't win by less than 10%. Move on, folks.

It's true that there are a few crops that would be more seasonal if not for their ability to be grown in the winter in Arizona and the Imperial Valley but weigh "salad greens somewhat more expensive 3 months a year" vs "literally destroying the economy of the American West by drying up the river"

One thing that's really insane about this is just how little these states matter in the US's agricultural production relative to how destructive farming is there. Arizona, Utah, and Nevada — the entire states, not just CO River irrigation — produce less than 20% the agircultural output of just Iowa.

Add "farmers in the American West whose farms are only viable because they are given incredibly scarce water resources for 5 cents on the dollar" to the car dealers and realtors — destructive, unproductive conservative groups that we need to reduce the influence of when we're back in power.

Superheroes and Star Wars have never been popular before now, correct

If you were alive in the 90s, and therefore subject to the wails and moans regarding the moral dangers of teenage pregnancy from the religious right, you're likely experiencing some psychosis rn.

These "It's okay to miss a flight" people are like an alien species to me.

One thing that has always annoyed me about these grand pronouncements is not if they are true or not, but that the people making them never take them actually seriously in their economic or political consequences.

Absolutely insane how bad these companies are at what they do

When us elder millennials die the only “My Way” video playing at our Funerals will be the Stone Cold/Rock Wrestlemania Limp Bizkit video

if the Phillies lose tonight, then the Mets and Phillies will be a combined 2-20 in their last 22 games the Washington Nationals, meanwhile, have scored the most runs of any team in baseball

Bad team is bad

New rule is you have to actually have read the books in order to name something after it. No, I do not believe any of these chuds have read any Tolkien

It's been 50 days. We are slowly sliding into a global gas crisis. At the same time we are slowly sliding into a new normal where renewables ensure we don't have to fear another global gas crisis. But that doesn't solve the crisis we have.

As bad as the Phillies are…at least we‘re not the Mets

im not saying we should return to pre-modern norms when it comes to speech but i am saying that for most of human history if you said the kind of stuff about "knowing" the future that sam altman says you'd be characterized by the proper authorities as a heretic and would need to flee for your life.

Sixers

I'm sorry Josh Harris is with Howard Lutnick? God I hate Josh Harris

josh harris is literally sitting courtside with lutnick? im not allowed to root for the celtics but i am allowed to root against the sixers. this is every philly fan's birthright.

And I don't just mean the RFK Jr types, the zero coviders who've decided mRNA vaccines are bad need to face social consequences for their weird conspiratorial paranoia too.

I have seen too many say mRNA vaccines are not effective

lol

“When we think about e-bike crashes and deaths related to e-bikes, the vast majority are cars and trucks killing people on e-bikes as opposed to people on e-bikes injuring somebody else” www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

As a software engineer, I endorse this message. One big shift has been the overtaking of Silicon Valley by MBAs and sales folks. R&D has been turned into a cost center.

But I’m glad some of you enjoy your Claude coding

the thing about our current moment is that yes, the anti-AI and anti-big tech people are getting very reactive nowadays - but have you seen what they’re *reacting* to?

rural america sucks ass hth

Rural America will happily take your billions for economic development and then call you a socialist who hates Americans.

THE KID IS ALRIGHT

Penguins fans on their feet as a surprise guest John Fetterman is in the stands! He's on his feet spooning mayonnaise into his mouth from a 50oz bucket. Fans are going nuts!