MTG's whole arc as an insane Facebook poster who managed to stumble into Congress only to get blackpilled by actually having to deal with the Republican party has been a fun counter to whatever Fetterman's had going on at least.

Do kids even spend their days being young and the king of carrot flowers anymore?

We're two weeks from when you can start dropping "let's circle back to this in the new year", just hold on until then.

I don’t know how many times I’ve watched this video. I don’t know how we’ve gotten to the point where men in full balaclavas can abduct daycare teachers while they’re watching children. But I do know that this isn’t sustainable. Abolish ICE. There is no way to reform this.

Zohran becoming mayor of New York is perfect for me because if he pulls it off it ushers in a new era of municipal socialism in America and if he doesn’t I get to blame a Knicks fan.

The reason Republicans are melting down so much today is that there was an assumption that Democrats would continue to handcuff themselves on things like gerrymandering, opening the government, and candidate decorum, and they didn't have a plan for them saying "fuck all that" and winning.

basically every 2024 truism is dead. Trump did not build a lasting multiracial coalition or turn young men into committed Republicans. You don’t need to cave on trans rights to win. The pundits have nothing left to tell you.

Which hot, socialist nerd will step up to be the Zohran of Philadelphia?

A self-avowed socialist just got elected mayor of the biggest city in America and quoted Eugene Debs to start his acceptance speech. Do not let some loser on here convince you this isn't the biggest accomplishment the American Left has delivered in decades.

You might agree with everything Zohran Mamdani says but he’s still your president now.

Watching Andrew Cuomo give his concession speech so you don't have to and I'm happy to tell you that he is blisteringly mad. He's talking about what a great job he did and basically giving what would have been his acceptance speech while looking like he might kill someone.

INSHALLAH

Former Governor Andrew Cuomo (I) spotted dead in an alley on E 25th being eaten by dogs.

The death spiral of Andrew Cuomo's campaign had some of the most despicable gutter politics I've ever seen but it does make watching him get blown out 100x more enjoyable knowing that he went down kicking and screaming the entire way.

10,000 year reign of Dark Woke begins now

Incredibly funny to watch the right wing going Oh so just because I love money and hate poor people I'm a bad Christian according to "the pope"???

this is the democrat’s base now and the sooner they embrace it the sooner they start winning.

Jerry Jones traded Micah Parsons a week before the start of a season he's attempting to go all-in on. His mind must be donated to science when he passes away in 2075.

Millionaires are already fleeing New York for red states and Mamdani isn’t even in office yet.

Dick Cheney is probably the all-time "what-if" guy at The Hague. They gotta talk about him the way Portland talks about Greg Oden.

You do not under any circumstances have to hand it to Dick Cheney just because he realized at the last possible second that his lifelong mission to convert America into a corporate oligarchy might have hit a hiccup.

JD Vance spotted embracing former Second Lady of the United States Lynne Cheney.

Damn, Zohran works fast

This might have been the best Eagles Bye week ever.

sunsets before 5 pm again

you can save a lot of money on christmas decorations by repurposing your halloween ones and just explaining to your kids that santa claus died and is a skeleton now.

"Let's see what the betting markets have to say about the NYC mayoral election" would have made you sound completely insane just like three years ago, by the way.

Everyone enjoy this last day of Zohran Mamdani being a relatively universally approved figure on the left because by this weekend "ChairmanGonzaloWasARevisionist669" will be on here convincing people he's a CIA asset.

imagine if this was your franchise high point for the decade

you guys aren’t going to believe this but the team that won 12 games with a rookie QB while playing a last place schedule might be experiencing regression.

May this year be the one that finally gives us the Bills - Eagles Super Bowl as prophesied in the Book of Isaiah.

The Fast and The Furious franchise are Thanksgiving movies by the way.

It is improper to refer to the Los Angeles Dodgers as a “terrorist organization”. Terrorists typically have beliefs.

I hope the Gen X Phillies fans who have been clanging the lead in their brains together to cheer for the Dodgers this whole month are happy tonight.

Tonight's Dodgers World Series victory is a reminder to America that the moment to save us from the nightmare we live in now passed a long time ago. There is no one coming to save us. There is no fork in the road to spare us from the destination. This is it.

The FBI agent with Shohei's arrest warrant

[SUN KEEPS GETTING BIGGER]

How can you not be romantic about baseball? [DEROGATORY] [COMPLIMENTARY]

Dombrowski:

This might be the funniest half inning in World Series history.

How many times do we have to learn that God hates intentional walks?

Feels incredibly weird to be watching a Christmas commercial during a baseball game.

Have a real homefield advantage, Blue Jays; open the roof

It’s November right now but it’s Halloween again one last time from 6 pm to Midnight.

good morning

my favorite halloween memory is when I was 11 and it was 930 on halloween night and I told my friends I absolutely knew where we were while I was trying to wing my way home before all the porch lights started shutting off. trunk or treat can never give you that.