We used to have Mothmen in this country. DSA is working to bring those days back.

If you’re Algeria and you end up in a position where you’re up 1-0 at like the 89th minute, and you know if you win, you end up in 2nd place and face Spain, but if you draw you end up a 3rd place qualifier and face Switzerland, do you score an own goal?

when you order your Derek Hill off Temu

egpyt and iran both advancing

….did Derek Hill save the season?

USA is already guaranteed to finish first in the group, Türkiye deserves at least one win for being bold enough to tell everyone "actually, our name is spelled with an umlaut"

this one specific graphic manifested a dark and malignant energy into the washington national organization the way that brian wilson once thought he had accidentally captured the elemental essence of fire into a song that could summon its destructive energy when listened to.

This has easily a top ten funniest regular season series of all time.

Look we all love Curaçao but today is about our Philadelphia Côte d'Ivoire Elephants

is that good?

Minnesota obviously paid too much for LaMelo but if you read the tea leaves Ant is clearly gearing up for his own trade request in a year or two so I get trying to take a big swing now.

hasn’t there been enough violence on the streets of Minneapolis already this year?

DELAWARE VALLEY DADS: “where’d they get this darrin hall guy?”

Adolis García died for this

HAITIAN GOAL

Realistically Scotland just needs to avoid losing by three, right?

The presumption that every elected Democrat is going to have to issue a statement one way or another on Darializa Avila Chevalier while no one ever asks how a JD Vance or Marco Rubio campaign in 2028 would handle Randy Fine really gives the game away on how the cards are stacked.

Galaxy brain take: Tonight makes AOC 2028 less likely. The movement is firing on all cylinders and honestly, having it all get bottled up into a campaign for a President whose platform would get stonewalled from day one just feels like it'd let the air out of the balloon.

It is admittedly hilarious that "Jared McCain for Labaron Philon and three future 2nd round picks" is actually a pretty good deal for the Sixers.

Primarying Darializa Avila Chevalier from the left in 2028 as a Maoist–Third Worldist.

Chuck Schumer just became a lame duck tonight, by the way.

You ever wonder what Jessica Ramos is thinking at times like this?

This was the Zohran heat check race and he drained it. If he won your district in the mayoral election it's time to get in line.

The most resounding lesson from the post-Mamdani heater that DSA is currently riding is that knocking on doors still really, really good for getting you elected.

vaxxed?

Letting the Nationals take back the lead in the bottom of the 8th just to bat around and drop 5 runs on them in the 9th is the kind of hating I didn't think the Phillies still had in them anymore.

have we consider that kerkering just hates jt realmuto?

ronaldo showing up to rack up goals against uzbekistan

brad stevens texting jaylen brown

Pat Riley is 81 years old and knows Miami is going to be underwater by 2035 so I can’t fault this deal at all for him.

I don’t think I’m staying up for the last game but Rock Chalk Algeria

Messi starting his career as a rival of Ronaldo and (eventually) ending it as a rival of Mbappé is the greatest summary of his longevity I can think of.

Removing my 23 year old "Freedom Fries" sign now that France has finally launched an offensive attack on Iraq.

Jaylen Brown signing a max in Boston, winning a Finals MVP, and carrying the entire team on his back while Tatum was out just to immediately be turned into a trade chip for Milwaukee is why no one should be mad about anything James Harden has ever done.

Cristiano Ronaldo has 8 career World Cup Goals. Lionel Messi has 5 in 2026.

Argentina-Austria, the "That's so funny, my Great-Grandfather is also from Augsburg" derby

I'm aware of the reports that the United Kingdom will soon have a Irish Catholic Socialist Prime Minister and will issue a statement when more facts become available.

Every day of the year gets shorter from here. I’m powering up.

“Juneteenth fixed Bryce Harper” is going to be a weird stat at the end of the year but I’m thankful for it.

good morning to everyone who committed voter fraud for kyle schwarber last night ❤️

The World Cup. It means something. 🥲

Has there ever been a Cycle and a 4 Home Run performance in the same game?

It’s only the fifth inning, if Bryce was elite he’d have a second cycle in this game.

alright it’s a little homophobic for the Phillies to be doing this after dropping a dud on Pride Night.

schwarbomb to give the phillies a 4-0 lead over the mets

this is the sixth worst thing Germany has ever done.