Jerry Jones trading the best player on his team for a pair of late first rounders while locked into the largest QB cap hit in the league until at least 2028 is possibly the funniest thing anyone has done in NFL history

can you have a fraud watch for the Cowboys or is that redundant?

Nick Sirianni has beaten Sean McVay three times in the past calendar year; discuss.

The #1 seed is pretty much entirely out of the picture now so honestly just throw the bench out there tomorrow and do our part to screw over the Mets a bit.

An Alec Bohm dinger in this economy?

driving around and heard the end of “dance, dance” on the oldies station right before they started playing “wake me up before you go-go”

[GUY WAKING UP FROM THREE YEAR COMA] “are my apes okay?”

the Phillies are 13-4 this month and are probably going to win the division by double digits; we do not need to have Nick Castellanos discourse

The Phillies are playing fantastic baseball and I have never been more terrified about what they have planned for me.

Abortion is the one issue where the mainstream, bread and butter party line is something Democrats are unquestionably in the majority on! This isn't even caving your principles to chase public opinion, it's trying to build a campaign to win the 2002 midterms.

[IN THE EIGHTH INNING OF A GAME WHERE A WIN HELPS SECURE THE METS A PLAYOFF SPOT] "i remember how to hit home runs now"

guys I'm not sure Taijuan Walker is gonna make the playoff rotation.

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It was irresponsible for the Ghostbusters not to be scarred of those ghosts. That was a terrifying situation.

A lot of people who swear up and down that their politics are rooted in materialism rather than naive idealism will also argue against the use of the American flag, even though most people the left needs to win like it, because it spiritually symbolizes this or that or is infused with dark energies.

Among John Fetterman’s worst crimes is disgracing the noble oaf community.

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the biggest strand of duct tape holding the country together right now is that Trump is too impatient to allow his cronies to thoroughly corrode the judiciary before moving on to the rest of the autocratic shit.

Everyone is entitled to at least one cringe Millennial trait and mine is knowing that September 19th is the six week mark from Halloween and treating it like the starting gun to get way too into it.

if you woke up anxious about the state of the country today just remember that the AI bubble is set to burst in ~3 to 9 months and render all this functionally irrelevant.

anyone who says the fcc threatening to pull licenses of networks for jokes the president doesn't like is comparable to facebook taking the government's suggestion to remove posts saying bleach cures covid is not making a serious argument. they know they are being stupid and simply don't care.

there's a whole ecosystem built around building logical-sounding, legal-adjacent justifications for the most recent Trump push and then he stands up and says IT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL TO MAKE FUN OF ME

let out an audible “Oh God” when I saw that tonight’s game is Dolphins at Bills

Damn I thought girls loved living under constant threat of the most alcoholic parent in the district demanding they prove they have a vagina

Honestly our greatest asset right now is that Trump himself is legitimately incapable of sticking to the bad faith cover stories his subordinates keep trying to painstakingly create for him.

The thing about Kimmel that I think might ultimately make all this a misstep for Trump is that it’s too tangible too soon. Everything else going on has been easy to ignore if you’re not plugged in or directly targeted but people are gonna be able to see each night Kimmel’s off the air.

oh so we are actually living through hell then, okay.

the idea that things like the Selma March or the Montgomery Bus Boycotts were just spontaneous outbursts instead of being meticulously planned by organized groups is one of the more successful bits of 20th century historical propaganda.

it’s not great that “maybe we can just balkanize” is one of the good options now but you gotta play the cards you’re dealt.

this feels sincere because for reasons I can’t articulate the “Disney Adult” and “Watches Jimmy Kimmel” venn diagram feels like a circle

I do feel for the dozen or so people who genuinely thought Donald Trump and Republicans cared about free speech. It’s gotta be hard having to call your bank three to four times a year to tell them you fell for the wallet inspector again.

Watching Ricky Gervais go dead silent about the right of a comedian to offend anyone they want now that it means more than pissing off college students is gonna be the first funny thing he’s done since The Office ended.

we’ve spent the last decade having to hear about the danger cancel culture on the left poses to america because there was like a three year period you couldn’t have a netflix special if you got charged with sexual assault

things I would have believed if you told me this was: 1) Members of a new Mormon youth ministry taking Idaho by storm 2) Republican voting microbrewers with opinions on Trump’s tariffs 3) Podcasting network issuing a statement on the allegations against their founder 4) Pentatonix

this is like when they still make a head coach give a post-game interview even though everyone knows he's getting fired the next morning.

Had a dream the Eagles went back-to-back by beating the Ravens in the Super Bowl, by the way. Do what you want with that.

in all honesty though Shohei should be allowed to kill someone.

I saw Shohei hit 100 mph on the speed gun and got into bed, I'll see you all for the rubber match maybe

This is sure sign of one thing: The Phils are parading down Broad Street again, baby

Cannot wait to see what the Phillies hangover lineup looks like for a 10 pm start. Garrett Stubbs is gonna be playing second base.

it’s insane how mainstream media still uniformly acts like 2024 was a watershed, Reaganesque societal turning point when it’s obvious ~15% of Americans just swung it because they thought there actually was a “make eggs cheaper” button Joe Biden was refusing to hit.

starting a hate mail campaign against any news org that mentions the MCU in the first... let's say six paragraphs of their robert redford obit

Good morning, the Phillies are NL East Champions

It’s time for Phillies After Dark