WHAT

No it's in the error term

Cat won't get down from the kitchen counter. Must be a CIA op.

cat doing normal cat things

WOW!!!!!!!

ummmm... 😐

Remember kids, the only agency that exists outside of the USA is the Central Intelligence Agency

Never gets old.

Bari Weiss trying to start a USA chant in the boardroom

Trump's hand is fake. His real hand was removed. The insiders all know it. Signatures with a fake hand aren't constitutional.

guys this isn't real

pretty sure my little mazda 3 can handle that much snow lol

"SERIES 78, AERO SPACE DEFENSE COMMAND BOX 1 OF 2 V-0092," slide 14 of 38 [gallery]

professional headshot must be at least 10 years old

...is he going to paint the EEOB white?

Restraint!

This is why the "AI could tell me how to build a nuke" bullshit is driving me insane. I've tried it, and AI refuses to answer questions about information that is publicly/readily available about nukes. They built in safeguards for this but not CSAM/suicide.

the water thing about genAI is bullshit but the thing where it makes on-demand nudes and CSAM isn't and the thing where it talks you into killing yourself isn't and those seem pretty bad

What is this beans and collard greens new years tradition? Sounds so much better than osechi.

Metaphorical Spain today. Arroz con Bacalao a la Riojana. Fun to do. Spain on a Fork gets credit for this recipe.

also why I should never hold public office

How is nyc politics real lmao

あけおめ。ことよろ。

Mam-DANI once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed

"who was the last person to talk to Trump" diplomacy continues asia.nikkei.com/politics/int...

They gentrified the tinfoil hat

lol too late www.state.gov/releases/off...

so when does mamdani eat the leprechaun to officially become mayor?

The Congressional Research Service 2-pager on the big dumb boat is up now. One of my mutuals put this in the group text. It really says it all.

need to think of a good post to get my 20+ blocks badge back

lol

A bumpy snailfish, Andean mouse opossum and ancient sea cow were just some of the many species described in 2025. n.pr/4sjVayX

TMFMS 🫡

Eat two Filet-O-Fish sandwiches Mr. President. It's healthier that way.

Finally, Trump's diet! Oh my god. The piece closes with RNC Chair Joe Gruters saying he was "shocked" to witness Trump eat "french fries, a McDonald’s Quarter Pounder hamburger, a Big Mac and a Filet-O-Fish" in one sitting (5/6)

Nothing bad can happen. It can only good happen.

IT'S SNOWING

Outlook for the new year ...

Tariff otaku is tired. Tariff otaku is going to bed.

All I’m getting from this disagreement is that really nobody knows but I for one would indeed like to know how the very clear Nazi memes are being posted to government accounts

If Eric Adams doesn't leave in a hot air balloon what the hell is the point

Fun fact: if you're on the east coast and start walking into the ocean you'll eventually get to 2026 before everyone else

Everyone post your worst takes right now while Sharon is drunk

zzz

Sorry NYC y'all gotta keep him he's too funny

lmao