My cousin said that she named her son Griffin because he really looked like a griffin to her. Which is true because the lion body and eagle head definitely is noticeable even as an infant

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Interior Congressional testimony room day A group of senators is just about to re-adjourn a set of congressional questioning. Senator Johnson: sir, at Taylor farms why didn't you issue a recall of tainted lettuce? Taylor farms CEO: I don't recall Senator Johnson: yes that's what I'm asking

Stephen Miller looks like someone tried to tattoo a 5 'O clock shadow on a CPR dummy

Stephen Miller looks like someone tried to microwave a dildo to charge it

I don't want to be a bigot and I know that not all of them are blacksmiths but my neighbor is an orc and I totally bent my lawn mower blade. Should I bring this up in conversation?

There's probably some really good Sigur Ros lyrics in the library of Babel

Man of La mancha Randy Savage

Mucho nacho randy selvedge

Munchy man randed Salvage

Paul Hollywood describing the World Trade Center collapse: "Looks like all the layers concertina'ed down. Not good.."

Mucho Max Random Savage

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Paul Hollywood describing the World Trade Center collapse: "Looks like all the layers concertina'ed down. Not good.."

They should make a new version of Yesterday but instead of The Beatles it's limp Bizkit

Conservatives criticize contemporary Star Trek for being woke because the boundary breaking aspects of Star Trek at the time in the original series are completely lost on modern audiences because of its advances that are taken for granted nowadays.

Lmao

We are the Forg. Prepare to be assimilated. Resistance is futile.

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Do you guys hear about that wizard that got canceled and fired? Yeah apparently abuse of staff. You hate to see it

At any moment a wizard's pubes (gender neutral) are exactly the color that the wizard wants them to be at that instant. Taako from The adventure zone has a rolling RGB system

A doom scroll sounds like something that a wizard would keep under lock and key

I'm not sure who's the most impressive wizard but I think the least impressive wizard is probably the HP printer hub installation wizard

Is there a cat narcan for catnip

Halfway into the Bob Dylan harmonica solo my ear starts ringing like a grenade went off nearby

An atheist, a priest, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank and they decide to donate blood to prove who is the most moral. The receptionist asks each one what their blood type is The atheist is A The priest is AB And the rabbit thinks for a moment and says "I think I'm a type o"

I just moved into a colonial style home, I made the people that already lived there live in the detached garage and I converted them to my religion and language

They should come up with a cure for the people that play music so loud that you can hear it inside your house

Some people find feet sexually attractive but I think meters are more beautiful

Got to get back to diamond City one of these days biggest town I ever saw. Huge Town, tremendous Town, they've got a great beautiful glorious green wall. All these other towns, full of synths, not diamond City, and not in my America

Boycott divestment sanctions special edition Oreos®

Beefeater Gin implies the existence of gin drinker beef

Just some gamer news here: the new pokémon game is going to be set in a fictionalized version of ireland. So gamers are you going to get the Catholic or Protestant version?

The next call of duty game should include a October 7th level so that we can finally get Hamas Mountain Dew ® Gamer Fuel™

Take a load off, fannie

oh he’s gonna be pop’n alright

This framing is so disgusting and irresponsible. Yes, Taylor Farms supplies Taco Bell. THEY ALSO SUPPLY TONS OF OTHER RESTAURANTS AND GROCERY STORES. People will take "avoid Taco Bell" as the lesson which is NOT HELPFUL. www.wcvb.com/article/cycl...

Railroad HQ

That's it, I'm giving all the troops estrogen and FEV

Total woke cultural victory. We're bringing pronouns back. It is now illegal to be a white male. We're doing May Day parades just for HR ladies.

It would seem that the Duke's head guard may have divided loyalties, I would speak with Gunnar the wise and hearthwood to learn more Good day to you. Need something?

Had a dream that I was looking at a medieval painting of the holy mother and Jesus but jesus's face was the two little eyes and flat mouth of ditto on a humanoid form. The theological implications are staggering

🎶 he's an outlaw loose and running came the whisper from each lip

I'm not sure why absolutely everything decided that I was interested in a woman that got the word ass on her license plate by accident. Don't give a fuck. I don't want to see it on Google news, I don't want to see it on Microsoft's login page news crawler, don't want to see it on social media