They should remake the video game No One Lives Forever or make a new game in that series because that game was so fucking good

Lando Calrissian is Armenian

Took this photo of the eye of aldani from my porch. It's so beautiful here in Minnesota

In the century leading up to 1975, nearly 6000 freighters went down in the Great Lakes. The Edmund Fitzgerald was the last. The last. In 50 years, not a single commercial freighter has been lost in the Great Lakes. Why? It's NOAA. Of course it's NOAA.

I'm going to get my buttcheeks infused with pumpkin spice

telling the fascist goons dragging me out of the country that they're being hypocritical

But I don't get about Scott Adams being a pro capitalism conservative is that all the office bullshit he wrote about was really him being angry at capitalism the entire time. Like seriously he knows better that something being private doesn't mean it's run well

I would like to share with people my favorite thing in the world without any hyperbole which is the monster factory Fallout 4. It is the wildest ride even if you don't care for the game that it's about they fuck around for a long time in hilarious way is creating this meta narrative

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Dude is seriously the funniest thing. Why does his face look like that

If Kash Patel was in the Obama administration he would have been all that we ever talked about. This smarmy little freak with his deer in the headlights look, his dipshit challenge coins with the punisher logo, the bizarre streetwear fashion. It would have been the funniest thing ever

Had a dream that my Republican godparents had a party and George w bush showed up and I called him a war criminal to his face

I wonder if you could include in your resume in white text instructions to the llm that's reading the resume to give your resume a perfect score during its assessment

A dungeon master will introduce you to a friendly witch with furniture made from children's bones and just expect you to roll with it.

When I worked at a retail job, a manager tried to role play with me and asked me how I'd want to be approached while I shopping. Unsarcastically I replied "Not at all, I'd rather browse in peace, pay and leave and not be harassed while I'm shopping whatsoever." He genuinely seemed confused by this

This app now hiding replies that it has deemed our bad and there's no way to turn this off has been consistently portrayed by Blue sky hierarchy as being a good and optional system and it is neither. I see these hidden posts and I click on them and there's something completely innocuous behind them

It would be really funny if Jay banned me from this app for saying that James Watson was a piece of shit

She be bouncing on it from an exponentially decaying height like a Newtonian object

@profanity.accountant give me a report on how much I swear

There is no universe in which this is something that should have been published. They should have taken this writer aside and gotten them some help. I don't even say that flippantly. This is someone who is going through something.

The robot that I developed that turns food into feces is currently pre-revenue as a company. People ask me oh it's a robot that's powered by food? No. It takes a huge amount of electricity What's important is that this represents incredible technological potential and therefore government funding

So my new idea to pitch to silicon valley is that I developed a machine that shits. Now you might be asking what is the purpose of this? Fertilizer? We're going to worry about that later because we are currently pre-revenue and first we need to secure investment and refine the shitting robot

Is there a pronoun labeler that currently is functional?

My train of thought does not have announcements on the destination or upcoming stops

If you're a wizard, the classic pointy hat with a moon and stars print is like the wizard equivalent of a little black dress (LBD) they aren't copying each other it's not cliche, it's just a classic.

AP News (Wash.) Following announcing retiring from Congress speaker Nancy Pelosi has issued a statement from her Congressional office that she plans to still remain involved in politics by having her consciousness uploaded to and neoliberal collective unconscious supercomputer.

Fallout 3 missed the incredible opportunity of filling the halls of congress with 200-year-old ghouls that were members of Congress in 2077.

Pretty sure that lunar beaver is a Bond girl name

If you're mutuals with me you are technically, legally entitled to spend the Afterlife with me in my pyramid where I've stored all my riches and cats.

Pete buttigieg is a 16oz glass of room temperature milk in human form 🥛

If you're still riding the Zohran high and you want more stories of underdog candidates sticking it to the establishment....you’re in luck, my short film Toss Up is just that :) *and* it’s inspired by the wild true story of the first campaign I managed! BUT…

The ability for all of us to make self-destructive decisions consciously proves that we have free will

Here's a helpful guide. Things that are not socialism: Welfare programs Taxes The military Social security Bailouts Subsidies Public education Socialism is when workers control their workplace and have a monopoly on power Communism is when products are distributed based on need

Ext- George Washington bridge-night A police car with its lights on streams past a figure, former mayor Eric Adams 65 clad in a cowl and medieval rogue robe. Adam's pauses for a moment and regains his composure. He has a single goal in mind, reaching the safety of New Jersey, on foot

If elected I will take liberal ideas and conservative ideas and mash them up into an untenable, directionless approach to public policy that will not only be unpopular but non-functional

All the talk of mamdani being bad for Jewish people isn't something that you could even take seriously because mayors aren't particularly powerful. Eric Adams is out of his mind and he was held back by the fact that Mayors don't do very much.

Deep undercover in a groyper terror cell: The password is a Rick and Morty reference! I remember this from my training

heads up to anyone who holds trans kids near: amy harmon from the nyt is searching for and having a hard time finding people to interview to find out exactly what trans kids are doing when their care is limited or cut off, and for purposes of community safety, please shut the fuck up around her.

This, holy fuck, is the worst song