Because the family that started what became the Olive garden immigrated before the reunification of italy, the Olive garden's current offerings are more authentically Italian than even contemporary Italian cuisine. So think about that before you claim that deep dish spaghetti pie isn't authentic

Another Mox. $320 more to go on rent.

Some journalists just print what the authorities say without any hedging or skepticism, others believe that the authorities put out statements that are the most plausible self-serving lie. DHS puts out the most self-serving of self-serving lies regardless of how plausible, journos can't handle it

There should be like a jerking off but for food where I could like stick a rubber hot dog in my mouth and my body would think it was just eating

There should be like a jerking off but for food where I could like stick a rubber hot dog in my mouth and my body would think it was just eating

I will never vote for Liz Cheney.

You see the problem with being a sultan is not that your vizier is scheming, it's when they're scheming in a way that competes with your interests. That's when you have to make the hard decision to convert them into a eunuch

5 emails away from being able to parry the attack my manager does after the red icon appears over his head

Costco should open a sex club

Nordstrom Crack

Lmao, an editor looked over this and went 👍

If elected to be your president I will order the IRS to actually try to collect tax debts in the form of Amazon gift cards

The temps that they keep hiring at work keep getting worse and worse, the last guy was a feral ghoul. No regard for dress code, no tie, no belts just singed torn rags

There's some dipshit terrible names of elements on the periodic table like ununundium. I think we should call it season 2 of The wire ium

At Wimbledon they sit down occasionally and they choke down some power gel in between sets. I invented the first puffed pastry for sports i call it tennis choux

The problem with these polls is that you're asking 95% of Americans what they imagine capitalism and socialism means from the way the terms are commonly used. This is really asking the approval rating of paying money to buy stuff from the store or generous social programs

the worst part of being a trans man is probably that you get hit up by guys who look like steampunk travis mcelroy

I cracked the code, folks. The lesser of two evils is better only when it doesn't perpetuate the system that led to the rise of the greater of two evils. Otherwise it's a net loss over time. In day-to-day life, choosing the more moral choice makes sense but you have to consider externalities

Hey remember when Charlie Kirk got pwned and you couldn't post anything about him that wasn't laudatory

Gamergate truth and reconciliation committee, reparations for gamers, charlie kirk memorial next to MLK memorial, national friendzone quilt on the mall in Washington

... the people that were saying that the Nazi tattoo and the Reddit posts about rape could have possibly predicted this were wrong and there's no connection, this was completely coincidental. There you go, if you'd like me to rewrite this with less accepting of responsibility let me know

We can see this in the ICE flight data. Domestic “round-up” flights are spiking, and some activist flight watchers report the flights are getting fuller. But deportation and removal flights remain steady. This means the concentration camps are getting packed to the brim. It’s awful to comprehend.

I can fuck better than any Republican

The next Star Trek series Captain should have coprophagia. Computer! A fresh turd, hot!

Remember when Zizek said that The Sound of Music is antisemitic because it uses the same othering tropes used by Nazis on Nazi characters

You know when people say that the Soviet Union purges were okay because of despise, when the CIA admitted in Congressional testimony that they had never successfully planted a spy within the USSR, that needs and exceeds the embarrassment criterion. It's almost certainly true

Doctors have failed to remove the plastic six pack ring from around Mitch McConnell's neck for the second time in a row. It's not looking good. There also appears to be a plastic bag in his stomach and two soda straws down both nostrils

I'm all hopped up on Cyber hormones ready to flatline the first gonk that looks at me wrong

Doctors have failed to remove the plastic six pack ring from around Mitch McConnell's neck for the second time in a row. It's not looking good. There also appears to be a plastic bag in his stomach and two soda straws down both nostrils

How can i love my neighbor and also be a hater

Bad news, it turns out that Mitch McConnell will live good news the only way to save his life was to replace his mind with Johnny silverhand

Google Assistant being replaced by Gemini is great because, you used to be able to give voice commands to set alarm clocks and reminders to the calendar, now Gemini is incapable of doing that because it doesn't have permission to do that but sometimes it tells you that it has done it

The only thing that this is evidence of is that Platner had an opportunity to reciprocate flirting in a way that could have led to being invited over but he fucked that up somehow. How he fucked up is a good question but that's not even close to the worst thing he did that night

Aella gangbang survivorship bias fallacy

I'm practicing orgasm denial until that shitty building in New York collapses

I saw a car with four bumper stickers on the left side there was the Mexican flag then there was an equal sign and then the Italian flag and the pride flag next to each other 🇲🇽= 🇮🇹🏳️‍🌈 Couldn't figure out if this was homophobic or racist but it turns out the equal sign was the equal Rights campaign

Any Faustian Bargain made regarding rape reinforces rape culture. The choice is an illusion.

A pet peeve of mine that I keep seeing: if someone characterizes a stance/opinion, and you turn around and criticize them for holding that view, you're just an asshole with confirmation bias and/or poor reading comprehension.

The problem with these polls is that you're asking 95% of Americans what they imagine capitalism and socialism means from the way the terms are commonly used. This is really asking the approval rating of paying money to buy stuff from the store or generous social programs

I remember a time on the internet where even in the deepest darkest, neckbeardist corners of the internet where if you sincerely expressed Nazi views or identified as a Nazi you would be banned and ridiculed

Scoby perogies

ICE is still kidnapping and killing people.

Just got off the phone with Mitch McConnell. He told me conclusively that not a single Congressional democrat or republican believes in any of the things that they say, those are just rhetorical niches that can be exploited to serve the same ruling class interests.

There's a place near my house where my car's merging radar inexplicably goes off when there's nothing there and there's no explanation for it so I joke with my partner that there's an extra dimensional food truck that's parked there in a higher dimension. They serve tetrahedral nachos

All you're doing is virtue signaling, which is bad. You should be more like me and signal how big a piece of shit you are

They are making a new Mitch McConnell using the 3D printing feature of a medbed.

I find it astonishing the people that need some kind of evidence to prove a rape of accusation other than the accusation. What evidence could exist? This would be like if someone said that an asteroid didn't take out the dinosaurs because there's no footage of it

I got all these leftover fireworks and I can't think of a better way to put these to use than to set off about three of them a night for the rest of the fucking summer

If you average together any five of my male peers that I've known through education and work that blended homunculus would be profoundly unsafe to have around women This fact is why so many men don't see p Platner's statements and behavior as aberrant