all imma say about this is jury nullification

sometimes there will be some kind of trigger that gives me a glimpse of the person I was and wanted to be when I was a functional human being and it really makes me sad

people who got here nov '24 to be sent to threads

I need everyone saying “edit button” to either learn to embrace imperfection or go back to livejournal

“…spent all my time in my room on tumblr” “that’s a pornography site?!” “not anymore, they ruined it” only murders writers stay winning

You have to wash legs

I do not want to bash this person or be a total party pooper so I am not quoteskeeting but I also hate misinformation and just. pls stop the hyperbole.

I regret to publicly admit this but metamucil cinnamon fiber thins are delicious

“shall coordinate and supervise a comprehensive national strategy to investigate, prosecute, and disrupt entities and individuals engaged in acts of political violence and intimidation designed to suppress lawful political activity or obstruct the rule of law” lol, lmao,

He loves his bird-sounds ball.

what the fuck is a “health activist”

I think we all need to chip in and support the small businesses of etsy witches

oh cool it’s not like it was easy to find good stuff in the first place

look at that SWAGGER

When women are lonely, women are told to lower their standards and expect less. When men are lonely, women are told to lower their standards and expect less.

the strength. the determination. the assholery www.reddit.com/r/cats/comme...

forlorn

have I mentioned how much being hypermobile sucks

hey people who live in the yellow part if you could turn off any outdoor lights you don't need during the night to help BIRB that'd be delight. thank!

I, too, like to Get Mad Online a lot as an outlet but reading comprehension still matters

not gonna quote post and get into the shit but with actual context, past-tense verbiage, it sounds more like “man I miss the person I knew when I was a child” and not, yknow, what everyone is rage baiting about

hey quick poll if I put my initials on some basics would y’all pay me $100 for one, just trying to gauge interest here

Once she asked me what I was doing for work in Italy and when I told her we had spent that day picking up fallen leaves by hand because the unit didn't have any rakes she said "I understand if you can't talk about it if it's classified. You don't have to insult my intelligence by making things up."

South Texas game cam catches a raccoon riding a javelina (Dicotyles tajacu). The deer feeder corn attracts a lot of other species, but maybe we should worry about them all teaming up against us? (📷: Jeff Davis, TAMU-Kingsville alumni forum)

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do nyt games require a login now?

important loaf update:

Miksnail Glorbachov

2/ In 2001, Borsook said tech "libertarianism" reflected an adolescent mindset, with a craving for unchecked independence & resistance to constraint. She warned that tech libertarians wanted an anti-human world that worked more like a computer. From "Cyberselfish," a book based on her 90s writing:

spiders terrify me HOWEVER jumping spiders generally do not, partly bc 1) they’re small but also, importantly, 2) they have iridescent (read: SPARKLY) chelicerae what i’m trying to say is that spiders should bedazzle a lil more

They really do work with any look

Now here is a smug creature.

CHOTINER: And when was that? MY CAT: I mean at least 14 hours ago CHOTINER: Well hold on. You're telling me you haven't been fed at all today but if I look in your bowl here I see a- MY CAT: An untouched serving, I know, but if you'd let me finish- CHOTINER: Yeah, of course.

and another thing,

can someone tell my hip flexors to chill the fuck out

The plan: get Jimmy Kimmel suspended so his ratings would quadruple. People are more interested in shows they’re not allowed to watch. This also allowed me to manufacture the biggest First Amendment issue in decades.

I always feel bad when I miss people’s birthdays i’m not as online as I seem I swear

[screaming]

Forgot the bar I took a date to last night was doing karaoke that night and after my date found out I do the Kermit voice she wanted to hear me do Rainbow Connection. So even though my throat’s been so bad I did my best

One thing that comforts me in the current era is that, despite everything, really cool science continues to be published: www.science.org/doi/10.1126/... This could be a breakthrough for managing so many autoimmune diseases (still, in mice—don't get too excited).

Inside of me there are two lions. Both have anxiety.

begging for the muscle relaxers to work

So here’s the thing, I’m not the news, I’m not a public figure, I’m a faguette posting their thoughts on the internet. I don’t need to converse with you 🫶

"I must be allowed to insert myself into any and all conversations because I am a white man with opinions."

Nothing beats fall colours in the mountains

Media literacy is much needed these days. We also need to recognize that limiting media and removing any sort of sexualization and maturity from the content is a dog whistle from the religious right. Good ole motte and Bailey technique.

seems like someone is just a bit upset