For this week's Bitter Kitten Movie Club, we dive into 2019's DOLEMITE IS MY NAME, which is a joyous celebration of how storytelling is a community act, but did it do its subject a disservice by leaving out a huge detail about his life? tomandlorenzo.com/2026/05/the-...

He has such a long history with fake beards you'd think he could pick out a decent one at this point

Isabelle Huppert is a Lady In Red at the Cannes Film Festival, but as much as we love the gown, we question the styling. You make the call: Is she IN or OUT? tomandlorenzo.com/2026/05/cann...

It's Lorenzo's Picks for the smartest, sassiest, most stylish SUMMER TOTE BAGS! Let's go shopping, toters! tomandlorenzo.com/2026/05/lore...

Because it's all about family, #TheFastandtheFurious stars Vin Diesel, Jordana Brewster, and Michelle Rodriguez joined Paul Walker's daughter Meadow for the Cannes Film Festival 25th anniversary celebration of the film tomandlorenzo.com/2026/05/cann...

For this week's Bitter Kitten Movie Club, we dive into 2019's DOLEMITE IS MY NAME, which is a joyous celebration of how storytelling is a community act, but did it do its subject a disservice by leaving out a huge detail about his life? tomandlorenzo.com/2026/05/the-...

We have to give #TheMandalorianandGrogu stars Sigourney Weaver and Pedro Pascal credit, because they are doing some very chic Star Warsing tomandlorenzo.com/2026/05/sigo...

At the Cannes Film Festival, Demi Moore unveiled her latest style, Big Bag of Hair tomandlorenzo.com/2026/05/cann...

The stars of TANGLES came the Cannes photo call in some highly coordinated, borderline dour looks tomandlorenzo.com/2026/05/cann...

Let's check in on what the stars got forced to wear in order to sit front row at the Dior Resort show, shall we? It's not gonna be pretty, we should warn you tomandlorenzo.com/2026/05/red-...

I think humans created vibrant myths about wolves for the same reason they did for cats: because they look at you like they know something you don't. Also because they're beautiful and can fuck you up if they want

The Dior Resort 2027 collection (click for more) tomandlorenzo.com/2026/05/dior...

Princess Cathy kept the look as bland as possible for the second day of her Italy trip, but we're surprised at how poorly styled it is tomandlorenzo.com/2026/05/cath...

Red Carpet Rundown: The ladies of I LOVE BOOSTER hit the premiere red carpet in eye-popping colorful looks and we thank them for their service tomandlorenzo.com/2026/05/red-...

The Loewe Toy Crystal Flowers sandal: YEA or NAY? (click for more) tomandlorenzo.com/2026/05/yea-...

TEENAGE SEX AND DEATH AT CAMP MIASMA stars Gillian Anderson and Hannah Einbinder hit the Cannes red carpet looking like they just got married tomandlorenzo.com/2026/05/cann...

We burst out laughing when we saw what Outlander stars Caitriona Balfe and Sam Heughan wore to the PaleyLive fan event. The are DONE-done with this stuff tomandlorenzo.com/2026/05/cait...

At the Cannes premiere of LA VIE D'UNE FEMME, Demi Moore's combination of dress and hairstyle gave the impression she climbed out of a well to get there tomandlorenzo.com/2026/05/cann...

Red Carpet Rundown: Part two of our look at the good boys and girls of the Disney Upfronts: tomandlorenzo.com/2026/05/red-...

Red Carpet Rundown: The Disney stable of stars is so large - and such good company men and women - that we had to break up the Upfronts to two posts. Part one: tomandlorenzo.com/2026/05/red-...

New teaser, poster and images of Netflix's EAST OF EDEN adaptation starring Florence Pugh tomandlorenzo.com/2026/05/east...

I am barely through my second cup and the dooming on here is already at insane levels for the day. Please go look at pictures of kittens and birds

Pedro Pascal came to Times Square to promote #TheMandalorianAndGrogu, model a killer Chanel jacket, and flaunt his ass tomandlorenzo.com/2026/05/pedr...

Gillian Anderson was a curly girl and Hannah Einbinder was a chic fashionista at the Cannes Film Festival photo call for TEENAGE SEX AND DEATH AT CAMP MIASMA tomandlorenzo.com/2026/05/cann...

We're usually big fans of gold metallics on the red carpet, but we can't get a handle on Lily Collins' gown for the King's Trust anniversary gala. You make the call: IN Or OUT? tomandlorenzo.com/2026/05/lily...

Red Carpet Rundown: The looks ran the gamut from sad to tacky at the FOX Upfronts tomandlorenzo.com/2026/05/red-...

Philly's annual 9th Street Italian Market Festival is this weekend, and yes the Greased Pole Climb is back, in which "teams compete in climbing to the top of a greased pole to reach prizes of meats, cheeses, gifts, and money." It is an extraordinary event. italianmarketphilly.org/italian-mark...

It's an all-ranting episode of the POP STYLE OPINIONFEST as your manly hosts get some things off their manly chests, such as: Leave Billie Eilish alone! No prosthetic makeup on red carpets! Do your job, costume designers! Shut up about AI, stars! tomandlorenzo.com/2026/05/pop-...

Red Carpet Rundown: Some stars dazzled and some stars didn't at the Cannes Film Festival opening ceremony tomandlorenzo.com/2026/05/cann...

Princess Cathy packed her baby blue leisure suit and headed out for a solo trip to Italy tomandlorenzo.com/2026/05/cath...

Taraji P. Henson skinned Elmo and wore him to the Webby Awards. Why would you do that, Taraji P. Henson? tomandlorenzo.com/2026/05/tara...

A wonderful essay by @selfstyledsiren.bsky.social on the late Rex Reed.

I'm not sure how much the rest of America knows or understands about the MOVE bombing in Philly, but it was probably the single worst instance of police brutality in American history. I think of it every 5/13 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1985_MO...

Please, for fuck's sake, stop dunking on those WaPo vids. All you're doing is giving them oxygen. Instead of quoting something you hate and think is stupid, how about we all start quoting things we like and want other people to see?

“I think it’s just as important, or more, than taking care of your body. There’s people who are, fairly so, obsessed with body aesthetics, but to me it’s just as important to take care of your head.” Carlos Alcaraz in Vanity Fair's Global Sports issue tomandlorenzo.com/2026/05/tenn...

Pedro Pascal came to Times Square to promote #TheMandalorianAndGrogu, model a killer Chanel jacket, and flaunt his ass tomandlorenzo.com/2026/05/pedr...

Credit to the Cannes jury for being one of the more stylish in recent years, but they clearly aren't fond of posing for pictures -- except for Demi, of course tomandlorenzo.com/2026/05/cann...

Paul Newman 1967 (Cool Hand Luke) to 1977 (Slap Shot)

Four years between seasons of a total mediocrity. I'm sure people will watch, but these shows don't deserve your time

The Roger Vivier ‘Belle Vivier’ Slingback Pump and Sandal: YEA or NAY? (click for more) tomandlorenzo.com/2026/05/yea-...

Jury member Demi Moore arrived at Cannes sporting massive shoulder pads and a really cute pair of jeans tomandlorenzo.com/2026/05/cann...

It's Lorenzo's picks for the cutest, sassiest, and most stylish FLAT SANDALS FOR SUMMER! Let's go shopping, girls! tomandlorenzo.com/2026/05/lore...

Physical attractiveness, especially in a mature person, is an indication that they have lived a moral life

#DragRaceAllStars kicked off the new season with two boring episodes that were about 65% filler and these queens deserved better. Our recap: tomandlorenzo.com/2026/05/rupa...

I regret to inform you that Arnold is playing Santa Claus and Reacher is making him look like Danny DeVito

Red Carpet Rundown: There were some surprisingly cute looks at the Kevin Hart roast tomandlorenzo.com/2026/05/red-...

Red Carpet Rundown: The dazzling and not-so-dazzling looks at the annual Gold House Gala tomandlorenzo.com/2026/05/red-...

I always thought it was weird that they made a depressing sitcom out of one of Scorsese's most depressing films but I think it's even weirder that they considered Linda Lavin the TV version of Ellen Burstyn

I sincerely do not give a single fuck about how Bluesky is moderated and I think anyone who spends more than a few minutes thinking about such things should probably take a social media break

Gandalf calling Obi-Wan a pussy