simply cannot watch the patriots only be bad for 7 years after losing hall of famers and win a Super Bowl. That would be bad for my psyche

never seen a monkeypaw hit a fanbase so fast

watching your team lose a heartbreaker playoff game with romo on the call would have me at 11 on the crash out scale

Bo Nix doing Josh Allen stuff (compliment) and Josh Allen doing Josh Allen stuff (derogatory)

my mom look great so I forget she in her late 60s till she say shit like “ooo the masked singer bout to come on”

That first Nazgûl who lost Frodo right outside the Shire fucking choked

homegirl trying to be qb1 instead of doing the push shot did zero Dr Pepper research

just wanted to drop by to let you know about the gospel of jonathan taylor and how he’s saved me

just wanted to pull up over here to say the Indianapolis colts

idk if yall heard but daniel jones and the indianapolis colts

Raiders defense Mark Sanchez 🤝 Gettin carved up in downtown Indy

*me staring off in intense serious thought* Gf: what’s wrong babe? You thinking about John Cena being a Toretto again? Me: IT’S JUST THAT HE’S NOT THE SAME TYPE OF CAUCASIAN AS DOM AND MIA

Regardless of how you feel about Marvel, part of why Black Panther was so sick was the album they released for it. You telling me a comic book movie had Kendrick produce an album? Damn

legacy music media about 1991: pivotal year for music, you had Nirvana and Pearl Jam and grunge and college radio and metal and hip-hop hitting it big, so much great stuff to choose from me: go ninja go ninja go

How did this happen?

Went to D.C. for the first time. It was…interesting

movie soundtracks used to be taken so seriously. like why did bobby brown make such a banger for ghostbusters 2

the abbreviations my son send me in text be whooping my ass

Pretty fun Friday night hosting for your boy. Shoutout to the loft

a good litmus test is everyone who sucks is fine with all this. there have been ZERO surprises

Super Bowl on the way for Dimes

Nobody: MJ & Eminem:

every company that makes me communicate with ai instead of an alive human person

rip to everyone whos become delusional after talking to chatgpt but im built different. like actually different. according to chatgpt im some kind of god. the one who decides

need to find this fit for halloween so I have to explain who I am all night

BIG TIME COLLEGE FOOTBALL THIS SATURDAY. SIRI PLAY ‘DEVIL TOWN’

asking them the real questions this nation wants to know

There’s a rumor that happens to be true that I’ll be the host for this show at the beginning of next month, and you 🫵🏿should be there 🤷🏿‍♂️ 🎟️: phoenix.standuplive.com/events/104761

most unrealistic part of Weapons is the 6 black kids in one 3rd grade class at THAT school

Well I haven't been paying attention to conference news or much ncaa news for the past few months, time to open up the ol' bluesky and --- TEXAS STATE???

this probably what the cast of greys anatomy look like now

Roger Goodell always has a deep sadness on his face like he’s about to read the ransom note for his son on tv

this why god don’t talk to us anymore

this is true and also taco bell would kill a french person on contact

once we let the man up the price of the beefy 5 layer from 89¢ to $4 we shoulda knew they didn’t respect the working folk. the french woulda burned some shit down

We should all wear clothing with our friends faces on them

kinda love how we take in professional sports now. I don’t think we cared enough about salary and who was making the moves back in the day. Now everyone is so mentally ill they care enough to call the gm and president of operations “frauds” and send them death threats

wish Yang and Ayton could play well together just so I could buy blazers rush hour merch. Hoping for an amazing Scoot/Yang pnr

If Giannis ends up in the west every east team should be doing insane shit to go for it. Clone 92 Jordan and Pippen and 2001 shaq if you have to. No rule against it

Caruso is an incredible hooper and 2x champion and deciding to be a bald white boy in his 20s with no beard given how difficult that is only made him more powerful later

When Ishbia first bought the suns compared to now

America:

my son gets his own american war right when he starts high school like his father, and my father before me, and his father before him, and his father before him, and his fa—

There was a podcast about it and the true story is way better - the game was called because randy johnson crushed too many beers while they were fixing the lights. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

wish the show drunk history was still around so I could tell the Cal Ripken Jr punching Kevin Costner for sleeping with his wife, and hurting his hand, so the Orioles act like they had a power outage, and cancel the game, so his streak could stay alive story

TJ McConnell the type of catholic god actually be listening to

just ask a random nigga to pronounce ‘charcuterie’ if you ever need a good laugh

healthy portions of food so annoying. like bro what is this a plate for ants?!

Adam Silver seeing that haliban ain’t going away but he can’t make money off the merch