Feels like Trae, Ja, and LaMelo are all in a musical chairs round for the same possibly nonexistent desperate team. The best argument to make for the three is something like "Well Ja is playing bad on purpose."

Trae "future Sacramento King" Young

MTG "broke" with maga for the same reason a bank robber leaves the bank.

I HAD TO LOOK UP HOW TO SPELL MCCULLAR’S NAME

Aragorn had Arwen kicking her feet saying nonsense like "oh babe I totally see you killing sauron one day." No one had it like him.

Imagine when this pic hits their group chat

That first Nazgûl who lost Frodo right outside the Shire fucking choked

Jacked from State Farm

Hart would have come back in on one foot.

Crazy to think that Thibs would have Kolek buried beneath the bench in a game like this

when you hit 100 years old like dick van dyke you should be able to prestige

I pitched a version of this on six trophies. the team that “goes down” remains in the NBA but has to use its G-League affiliate’s uniforms, merch, and logo

MLB did something like this a couple years ago, which is how we know the Rockies and White Sox came by being total dogshit honestly

re: tanking, why not just make it so the worst five teams in the league can't select higher than 6 and the five teams above them go 1-5? obviously protections would need to change but they're a huge problem anyway.

Watching MNF and all I can think is how bad Philip River’s body must feel going from years of couch directly to an NFL game

"The NBA Cup is contrived!" As if the NBA was created by Zeus and handed down on golden tablets. The whole thing is fucking made up.

Banners in MSG that won’t be desecrated by the NBA Cup banner

It’s obvious that *before this week* Trump had never heard about Venezuela nationalizing its oil industry (in 1976!) but now it’s a casus belli in a shitshow that makes the 2002-03 run-up to invading Iraq look like a model of planning, preparation, and logic.

Wow!!!

He obtained it last year. www.instagram.com/p/DBuOQBTykpW/

Spike Lee, who appears to be BLASTED, says that the 69-70 Knicks banner is a fake and he has the real one

The longest drought in NBA CUP history is over

greenland 2 (!?!?!) is clearly "Annex Greenland" propaganda, yes?

CP3's main gripe appears to have been "Why won't anyone hang out with me?"

I was very businesslike in my numerous correspondences with mr epstein

fun fact: the knicks and spurs are tied for the longest NBA Cup drought

The Spencer Bros emergence highlights an important and under talked about dynamic in US basketball: we are losing whites to lacrosse

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Couldn’t Sam Altman just ask ChatGPT how to make itself profitable

oh shit... is FIFA corrupt?

Any other Nembhard brothers out there we need to know about jfc

I don’t remember it like this but ok

think of how annoying CP3 mustve been for the clippers to cut him and release a statement about it at 3am on the road. that's some OHMYGODSHUTUP type decision making.

WASHINGTON WIZARDS FEEL THE EXCITEMENT

Clyde: "Murray Balls"

absolutely correct!

graeme openly accusing caicedo faking an injury to make the red look less terrible lol

Calic, Belle’s, Courage (don’t wait; not worth it), Yeastie Boys (at least they’re large?)

Realization from being back on Long Island for Thanksgiving -- we are lying to ourselves about the bagels in Los Angeles. They are nowhere close to the level.

mom currently railing bitterly against dancing with the stars and the purity of dance. "It's a popularity contest!"

There needs to be two versions of a biography: one written for historians and grad students, and one written for people who don't care to know when LBJ learned to use the toilet.

As a person who reads a lot: 95% of biographies don’t need the childhood and growing up stuff. That can be like four paragraphs.

Miller as soon as Zohran leaves the WH

Last person to talk to Trump rule in effect