My god Costco

1. Move games to Army-Navy week 2. If Army or Navy earns a bid, they’d do the playoff game as close to a doubleheader as feasible 3. If they lose the Army-Navy game, the winning team steals their bid

Respectfully I would not prefer the athleisure coach

Breaking development: border collie/retriever mix turns out to be a good running companion

EIGHT YEAR OLD: “Today we read Anansi Learns a Lesson” ME, MISHEARING ‘ANANSI’: “You know what hell yeah”

He* can’t hurt us no more *Mike Bobo

A QB who cannot operate under pressure in the slightest, let’s see how he does

Differential: climbing!

Danny McBride: I have an idea

And that’s about the end of Star Wars for me.

We just weren’t really a road trip family

Bee the change you want to see in the world

If you want the most pedantic replies imaginable 👇🏻

“What’s his best pitch?” “His khangeup”

[nods vigorously]

Wait you can facemask on a blocked kick return in overtime with no penalty? WE HAVE FOUND THE INTERNATIONAL WATERS OF FOOTBALL

whoopsy

This FCS title game is the hittingest game I’ve seen in a minute

LRT: finally, lore accurate Frodo (weirdly middle aged)

Okay but Bobby Beathard would be an incredible rapper name if they pronounced it differently

I am currently claiming to my family that playing as a flying character like Kirby in Super Smash is cheating, so yeah I get the complaints about the current state of college football

Me when a Georgia offensive player declares: Me First guy, not bought in, not who we want Me when a Georgia defensive player declares: now this guy is a football player and a damn good dawg

Get Pete Carroll on CFB telecasts, dammit.

Georgia basketball too good; resources and vibes to be redirected back to football

Kid is listening to the Despicable Me audiobook, and it is narrated by TIM CURRY who also voices THE MINIONS.

Raheem Morris wasn’t so much a bridge coach as a tunnel coach

Anyway this is Rich McKay

come onnnnnn McKay trifecta

Ravens loss means Todd Monken might be on the market right

My last Christmas present, a pre-order, has arrived after the Sugar Bowl

Just turned it on and: Folks, Tommy Lee Jones was 42 when the Lonesome Dove miniseries debuted

Happy new year, I am feeling generous

Inject yourself with uncut 2002

What in the Pro Combat are these Niners uniforms

Jack Ryan you smoke too tough. your swag too different

The president refuses to lower the cheese tax

29% of the all time bye team losses are Mike Bobo offenses. That seems to be the real story.

[Homer emerging from the bushes]

Ass whooping

Just the most gutless offense that leans on marginal talent advantages and has zero answer when that doesn’t match the game state.

. @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social CALLER VOICE: Glenn Schumann. Glenn Schumann. Glenn… got damn Schumann.

Probably should’ve tried to actually score a TD there after the 2:00 warning but what do I know

“Clean but damn” hit

Stockton is so bad at reading options

Me seeing Nate Frazier hurt