cleeeeeeean

Made it, Ma.

BROKEN BRAIN MOMENT OF THE DAY Replacing the “He was born scentless and senseless” verse in Nirvana’s “Scentless Apprentice” in my head with “All my exes live in Texas”

You could’ve said “anonymous former NFL exec touts prevalence of AI across league” and it would’ve been glaringly obvious it was Dimitroff

He showed up exactly on time. #intangibles

Fernando Mendoza is filming a commercial in my wife’s office today. Maybe a good day to bring her flowers (and maybe a football with a white panel?).

I am putting together a team of investors* to purchase Blue Sky *posters

lmao Attie is blocked by more people than ICE on here

Every clip I’ve seen from DTF St. Louis provokes as strong a visceral, negative reaction in me as, like, a gore scene in Hostel

Hi I am a basketball dummy just now learning that all Duke had to do was hold the ball for ten seconds and accept a backcourt violation and the game would’ve been essentially over lmao

Somehow finally watching The Death of Stalin in the year 2026

“You were wise to bring this to my attention.”

The action is the juice.

Put Didier Fuentes in the rotation yesterday

The Braves organist playing generic Italian music for Vinnie Pasquantino

If there’s one thing I’m good at it’s buying tickets

Jason Heyward finishes his career with a higher WAR than: Andres Galarraga Troy Glaus Paul O’Neill Magglio Ordoñez Harold Baines Reggie Sanders Cecil Fielder and Prince Fielder combined

More like Project Hail Yeah

r/madmen is so good

Like a post comparing iPhones from past generations

Ed Baldwin is begging for the sweet release of death

This song as the interstitial music to end an inning

Tiger Woods And The Increasingly Disheveled Mugshots

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[files this away in my mind palace for his May Atlanta show]

“Dad what was Jason Heyward’s first game like?” [Vince McMahon crying meme]

That’s a freshman DT that looks like he has a mortgage and a pension. Natty.

As maybe the world’s foremost/only Martin Short hater, this fixed something in me.

I guess we doing a Braves Vision subscription The Youtube TV value prop is basically in the toilet now

Freddie’s wife is the greatest villain in 21st Century Atlanta sports and I’m including Petrino in this

r/brandnewsentence

Robbie. ROBBIE.

………okay but this could work

This is a @kentremendous.bsky.social law firm sight gag

Braves opening day lineup sporcle legend Jonah Heim

Jeff Sims starting games for Arizona State last year messed me up man

Uh oh I’ve gotten two* s tier Justified clips on my algorithm this morning, might just have to watch the whole thing for the fourth or fifth time. *when he sprays the guy with gasoline, and when he Russian roulettes Wynn Duffy in his camper

Of course, for safety reasons, we don't keep the cannon loaded. It's just common sense.

The first challenged ball-strike call in MLB history and we have no idea what it was because Netflix didn’t show it while they interviewed Tony Vitello

As someone who always tries to fill all Braves on my immaculate grid, it took me HOURS to think of someone for the Yankees-Rockies cell today

the hell you say

Think about Sam today

Georgia fans: Would you trade - a Nebraska-esque performance in the men’s basketball tournament for - signing one (1) potential impact football transfer

When you have leftover ribs and also buldak

Congratulations Columbus your life is going to be weird as shit for half the year

Good evening