Pretty sure that if the AFC stays this way, all 3 Wild Card teams would (or should) be favored on the road.

I know it's an inexact sport. Penalties happen on every play. Games of brute force and technical readings of rules are silly. It's not why we watch. But if you have a thing that's called "pass interference" and you do not apply it to this situation you have erred.

I had forgotten the greatest in-the-wild @dril.bsky.social post (go ahead. keep screaming "Shut The Fuck Up " at me. it only makes my opinions Worse) ever recorded was in relation to Bari Weiss's acumen as a journalist

I mean that’s an incredible no-call on PI

If they just aired it they could claim they're not biased. If they just left Trump's name in a couple innocuous Epstein reports they could claim there's nothing else to see. This is Saddam/Putin shit, claiming he got 100% of the vote. They're very stupid fascists!

Just a tremendous bummer

Once when we wanted to show the ineffectual dithering of The Good Place Committee, we had one of them say, "There are rules, procedures. This is The Good Place -- we can't just *do stuff.*" We almost didn't include it, because we thought it was a little on the nose.

That's my coach www.instagram.com/reel/DSdE5Ov...

I've seen this flying around -- it's not an accident. Letterman used to do this too sometimes: just for fun, or out of boredom, or sometimes just as like an inside joke, late night staffs hosts will do the same joke over and over. Watch how Steve Higgins reacts the third time.

I really like it when NBA games are 100-100

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Selling out all of your principles to please Trump might be rough but it's worth it in the end, when you have to pretend you didn't even want that job anyway in a sad tweet timed to the release of the Epstein Files so the fewest possible number of people notice that your whole life just blew apart.

Scoff if you want, but it is literally impossible to count the number of jobs I have personally lost to people of color, because I have made them all up in my head, and most of them I didn't even apply for

When I was a kid you could get a penis for six hundred bucks. And they threw in the testicles for free, because they valued the customer. Inflation is ruining the country!

They updated the website today to remove the word "independent" Before (left), after (right)

Were I the head of an organization linked in several different ways to the most horrifying sexual abuse story in recent memory my sole aim would be to avoid a headline that includes the idea that I am "secretly investigating" the people who help expose it.

At least gemini knows about the last 30 Super Bowl champions - the st. stu, Rams are legit!

Ya but here's what I got so...?

Bostoo Yook Yarters (Cubs)

Someone, sometime, is going to be the first to say "What the fuck is wrong with you?" to Trump's face and that person will be a hero forever, the Neil Armstrong of "reacting like a human being"

The new @pablotorrefindsout.bsky.social x TrueAnon episode is out. And it includes some unreleased Epstein emails (shoutout to @dropsitenews.com): youtu.be/4YgC6FWv6hM?...

"It's beneath you" lololololol

Just to get ahead of this: Print the post out and bring it to the next Mike Johnson presser. You already know what his move will be. There’s no excuse to not be prepared for it.

"We really shouldn't diagnose him as a 'narcissist' without clinically examining him"

The last minute of this Lakers-Suns game has featured three of the dumbest basketball plays I have ever seen

"My plan is this: 14 million people can go fuck themselves."

Hey I have an idea, what if we decide, collective, that who the fuck cares about who is "covered" at the line of scrimmage?

So far Rivers's passes are only slightly more wobbly than mine when I play catch with a nerf

One possible flaw in Bari Weiss's plan to remake CBS News in her image is that she is a bad and boring journalist and nobody actually likes her.

I am in the Sunday Blog Chair for the last time in 2025 today. My first post, which will doubtless prove useful to every NBA team, unpacks the three easily replicated lessons from the Spurs handing the Thunder their first loss in six weeks: defector.com/the-spurs-sh...

Herro for SGA and two first rounders?

SGA for Knecht, Hachimura and Vincent?

If you're OKC I think you have to think about blowing it up. Trade Chet for picks and dump Jalen to whoever will take that salary. It's dead money.

The coolest ever

So, just to be clear: all that has to happen is for a student to lodge a complaint against a teacher and that teacher is suspended? That's smart. I can't see any way that this power being placed in the hands of students could possibly backfire.

Is the audio all effed up on this NBA Cup game for anyone else?

Michael C. Rockefeller got shipwrecked in 1963, washed up on an island, and was promptly eaten by cannibals.

*screams* www.instagram.com/reel/DRd2ldW...

These two are now teammates I love baseball

Nuzzi is the Trump of the journalism world -- sucks up all the oxygen, gets a ton of attention, everyone thinks she's got millions of supporters, then actual results come in and it's like oh yeah her whole vibe is repulsive and no one actually likes it

I’m not in the top 1% but I’m firmly in the top 5% with a premium health plan. I looked for a primary care doctor just this week and was told it would take A FULL FUCKING YEAR to see a provider. Mark’s completely out of his mind if he thinks this system is accessible to working families.

Yup

I just paid a $1400 bill for a heart ultrasound for my kid (pediatrician thought it sounded weird). She was fine. Cigna is supposed to pay a total of $200 for it and we got a notice that they might not actually cover that For some reason we pay for this insurance Almost anything would be better

"Okay but do you have any proof it was Manute's? I feel like this could've been anyone's warm-up."

Eleanor explaining healthcare and American selfishness on TGP: In America, everyone does whatever they want, society did break down, it’s terrible, and it’s great! You only look out for number one, scream at whoever disagrees with you, there are no bees because they all died, and if you need surgery

1. Only the rich *currently* have access to the most expensive hospital chains 2. Dunno who runs it, but it's better than lunatic insurance companies whose literal job is to deny care to people 3. This is also the current system. I am rich and have great care and I can't ever fucking see anyone

This is pretty damning for the OKC Thunder. Now that the game "counts," they're blowing the Suns out by 35. But if this were just a regular season game, when they just coast because nothing's at stake, they'd barely win by 25.

This is incredible.

I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end