I really enjoy baseball so much

Have you read this? www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v4...

When I went to Florence for my honeymoon there was a 70 year-old man looking at The David and just full-on weeping. He said he had been waiting his whole life to see it. Reading these words as they came up on my phone, I finally know how he feels.

This was a fun one. Joined @joeposnanski.com and @kentremendous.bsky.social on the PosCast. If two proud and avowed #Yankees haters can bring themselves to read #BossesOfTheBronx then …

www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/... This is an incredible time-warp into the mind of late-90's baseball guys who ranted about nerds with computers.

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i guess those celebrating soras death didnt get the memo that some of us need daily personalized greetings from james bond—for mental health

It’s the future, it’s inevitable, just accept it, it’s the way we will all be working very soon and there is no point in trying to oh wait it sucks, no one asked for it or wants it, and it’s shutting down forever.

Eat shit, lol, and long live The Onion.

And most of the key Dem players in the Senate are talking training and "reforms"

How do Democrats not understand that defunding and dissolving this miserable group of homicidal turds is a winning platform?

Trump says whatever he has to in order to make the next 30 minutes of news good. 30 minutes of stocks up, pundits praising him, whatever. That's how far he can look into the future. 30 minutes. What happens in minute 31? I'll say some other shit. The Dow is rallying now, I've got 30 minutes to plan.

It's rare that you get "started" and "going" in the same screenshot

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Just wagered 90K on Polymarket that Polymarket would be legally declared an illegal scam betting site, collapse in a fiery bankruptcy, and fail to pay out any of its obligations

Oh my god Vanderbilt

My nocturnal son Omoo is so based he went to a fancy sushi place and ordered insects. The waiters were shocked because no one had ever ordered insects before! Omoo uses echolocation to find small insects and then eat them. He also hangs upside down. I know what you're thinking but he's not a bat

My cylindrical son Gurm is so based he went to the Louvre and ordered a motorcycle. The docents were shocked! They said "This is a museum." Gurm said "then I'll have medicine?" The docents realized he was bleeding from his ear. "This child has been neglected," they said as he was tended to. #sigma

My lab-grown son Spoom is so based he went to the Natural History Museum and bled on a taxidermied ibex. The security guards were so confused! "What kind of animal is this?" they said, about Spoom, because his face is so misshapen due to the peptides he eats. #sigma

My inbred son Snarf is so based he wiped his penis on a copy of Audubon's Birds of America and then his throat fell out. The beta doctors said they haven't ever seen such sigma behavior! I'll pay anyone $60,000 to be my friend #throatmaxxing

My large mutant son Snaxon just ordered a hamburger and chicken nuggets at La Tour d'Argent and the waiter shot him with a tranquilizer dart and sold him to the circus

My wastrel son Stromile is so based I took him to an art museum and he hit one of the paintings with a hammer. The cuck staff was so surprised because no one had ever done that before! He also fell down and hit his head because he has mononucleosis and sores on his neck.

I can't explain why, but for some reason I've spent a good part of the day thinking about how much Mark Twain would've hated Bill Maher.

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026... Trump floods the zone with so much shit you can get deep into his second term before learning that one of his FEMA guys believes he has the power of teleportation

There haven’t been many books written about sports — like maybe 30, 35 total — so my friend Joe and I wrote a new one. It’s called Big Fan and comes out May 19. Come see us on tour!

For like two years MLB had FTX on all their ump patches. Then FTX blew the fuck up. They apparently have learned exactly nothing about these tech bro “money for nothing” companies.

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It is not the laundry bag's job to contain the laundry. It is not the oboist's job to play the oboe. It is not the foosball player's job to hit the ball into the opposing foosball goal. It is not the chimney sweep's job to sweep the chimney. It is not the typesetter's job to set the type. It is no

Missing the vibes of the USA baseball team so I put a 4th of July sparkler in a hot dog and then wordlessly ate it while watching footage of the Army doing mortar shell target practice at Fort Bragg.

Guess the US didn't love the military enough

oscar isaac reminds me of karl rove

These are unprecedented times. And as such, I agree 100% with these Yankee fans.

In the first 90 seconds of the second half Wemby had 3 rebounds, two deflected passes, and a block.

The most famous play ever written in the Western world, you fucking moron

*standing with my back to the Lasceaux cave* Drawing stuff is a new thing

easy bucket

This is an enormous step forward for women of people.

Mentally ill former Navy SEAL inspires Team USA to WBC final: defector.com/mentally-ill...

The called strikeouts to Soto and Perdomo ABS on every pitch asap

That pitch missed by 4 inches

Oh *that's* where Wallace is

I don't like the way that team did something cool and then enjoyed it, like it was fun or something. They shouldn't do that, they should act like the Coast Guard or maybe like an angry businessman

Everyone's dunking on Newt Gingrich's plan to blow a huge new hole in the earth with thermonuclear weapons. But I think we should, instead, still be dunking on him for his 2012 plan to build a Moon Colony. www.space.com/14411-newt-g...

Right now someone is slowly explaining to Mark DeRosa that Team USA needs to win tonight’s game

Remember, boys. This is baseball. We are not here to have fun, enjoy anything, or create happiness in ourselves or the crowd. We are here to grind our teeth and stare at people until they submit to our will. Much like Judge Dredd. Now go out there and be like the military.

it's deeply embarrassing that team usa is treating the wbc like a military operation while every other team is just having a lot of fun

The hardest thing about being a baseball fan is tacitly supporting macho bullshit like this.

I want to know who is responsible for this, why they did it, and why just rallying around being really awesome at the best sport on the planet with a chance to prove on a global stage it is seemingly not enough motivation for the dudes in this clubhouse. It’s poser bullshit and it sucks.