If there is enough phone reception I'll post some video! You WILL like Forty Elephant Gang ☺️

Sweet Sally in the Alley - supporting Forty Elephant Gang tonight

It's super getting your t-shirts done with Balcony Shirts. Going to be wearing mine tonight ☺️

We're going along to this gig tomorrow night. You should go too! #FortyElephantGang www.otherspacearts.com/event-detail...

Graham Linehan masquerades as a victim. In reality, he’s an aggressive, obsessive bully - and Victoria Coren-Mitchell just called him out on it.

Big naturals is BBC exec slang for any new David Attenborough series

This looks like the signage at a place you’d get waxed

Big naturals is BBC exec slang for any new David Attenborough series

Daniel Craig / Tess Daly / John Snow / Jess Ennis Hill / Rhod Gilbert / Sarah Millican / Alistair Cook / Michal Hussain / James Acaster / Moira Stewart / Lenny Henry / Liza Tarbuck

What brilliant television

This is WILD www.mumsnet.com/talk/am_i_be...

welcome to the ICC. are you looking to manage an international cricket competition or indict a war criminal today?

[To the tune of Whole Again] Looking back at when we first met, I assaulted you with a flying baguette, Stronger than a gun Mustard and onion, Jury sent me home again

Guy Fawkes' signature before and after hearing Paul Shane's You've lost that loving feeling on Pebble Mill at One

Woman on the bus: How was your blind date? Man: Awful. I panicked and said I had to go. And when she asked where, I said ‘prison’.

wtf is a burberry anyway?

We're going along to this gig tomorrow night. You should go too! #FortyElephantGang www.otherspacearts.com/event-detail...

I am motivated to start a company and hire a load of staff just so I can ban them from using ChatGPT

The words Hard Drivin' have just given me such a Proustian rush but I'm not sure why. I think I must have played this a lot but have no memory of it

If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.

welcome to the ICC. are you looking to manage an international cricket competition or indict a war criminal today?

Are we not drawn onward to new era?

Can we start calling this Tribeca? (Triangle below Camden Town)

Lounging around so thought I might try this again - ask me anything (I might reply) ngl.link/bex_luther

I attended a workshop in my organisation today where a task was to spend time thinking about what our key values should be. After nearly an hour of careful thought, our facilitator scribbled all notes out, put it into ChatGPT, and then wrote down the top 5 words it gave her. I fucken despair

My swans, night swimming ❤️

Thank you, The Poke

Someone very kind bought me the new Pynchon. Excited to see which characters from his other books are going to appear (I note from the blurb there is a Hungarian pastry chef, so there's one already I imagine)

Like class isn't the number one identity (here anyway) that people get hung up on

Fascinating. The Ozymandias thing has just sprung up a few days later in American Bluesky

Melancholy implies the existence of Sueancholy

I've just seen a deeply messed up advert campaigning for a universal prostate cancer screening on ITVX. All shades of unhelpful

Got kicked out of the liberry again cuz a couple people complained about my therapy goose Insane Willie.

‘I worry about the men if our opium dens close’

Melancholy implies the existence of Sueancholy

i know trans people who think about trans people less often than some broadsheet columnists

Lamb biryani, Tiffin Tin, Snaresbrook. Lasts me days

Why do people keep saying The Terror is on ITVX and when I look it isn't there 😭

Every time I hang anything out

West Ham, North Egg, East Chips, South Beans

I've just been to Decathlon to buy bike accessories. Picked up a bundle deal on lock and lights. Didn't work at till. They told me the deal ran out in SEPTEMBER. Posters up EVERYWHERE for this deal. So rubbish!

Eeksy peeksy?

This is Forty Elephant Gang, my favourite band. You should go listen to them (see below) and go watch them if you can. I'm going to go see them in Windsor next Friday. open.spotify.com/track/0Ta97Q...

Bluesky highlight of the week: fun with Ozymandias Bluesky lowlight of the week: that guy with kitchen hygiene issues bloviating about Britpop

I watched Spectre again last night and it really struck me how much the Rome scenes are set in a Di Chirico dream. I also realised how much Christopher Waltz reminds me of Anton du Beke which sort of spoilt his air of menace

This is Forty Elephant Gang, my favourite band. You should go listen to them (see below) and go watch them if you can. I'm going to go see them in Windsor next Friday. open.spotify.com/track/0Ta97Q...

Hear me out, Smints but Smince

Deleted my post just in case anyone didn't want their picture on Bluesky! Realised I should have asked first. Anyway, I asked myself and I was ok with it so here I am at the Halloween party