Current status report: Look like: Caspar the wary ghost Smell like: coffee Sound like: the hoarse whisperer Feel like: 2013 David Moyes, Richard Cromwell, Lady Jane Grey

Remember when you needed something, anything, and you could nip to Wilkos? That was nice

During the transfer window, supporters sing chants urging fiscal responsibility en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finance...

This guy is from Hatfield in Hertfordshire and he has huge "calling into the Iain Lee BBC Beds, Bucks, and Herts radio show" energy here

[linkedin post] and in the 157 seconds i was legally dead, i thought about the role ai can play in teambuilding

I got my new driving licence and have immediately lost my OLD one while out and about. Is there anything at all I can do to protect myself from a no-good finding it and using it for something nefarious?

Now available for all: relentless, grisly accidents, in a deadly world nowhere was safe, not even your own home. A new video revisits the traumatic viewing of the BBC's weekly video nasty, Michael Buerk's 999. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahQR...

Spring on the pond! [sound up too for swan courting noises!]

Hardest job in the world, that

Restaurants at the seaside serve seafood. If you open a restaurant in the mountains you should have a bird and goat based menu

When old people's mobile phones go off, it's always an exceptionally loud and surprising ringtone

Me, strapping on my steam-powered bra

Helping people who've grown up in pretty rural places to buy homes there instead of the rich people buying second homes

Never fails to take my breath away that a stamp is now 1.7 milligrand

Excellent! This Life on the iPlayer. Used to come home from 5-a-side soccer with my housemates, and we'd all watch Sgorio on S4C, then This Life. Happy times

I have a public health joke but you won't get the punchline for 5-10 years

wildlife programmes should have optional voiceovers with recipes for cooking the animals

That George Ezra song where he goes "I could get USED to this"

I ♥️ Kath & Kim

The Faculty of Public Health recognises that the severe outbreak of meningococcal disease in Kent is deeply concerning to local residents, students, parents, and the wider community. Read our statement here www.fph.org.uk/news/faculty...

“when public health works, it’s invisible. We don’t see the outbreaks that haven’t happened.”

I once dreamt a slogan for Ipswich Borough Council to use to promote the town - FLICK YOUR IP SWITCH! I woke up thinking, wow that's amazing! Took quite a long time to realise it wasn't

A Belgian aristocrat who served as diplomat and European commissioner will have to face trial regarding his possible involvement in the murder of Patrice Lumumba, the Congolese prime minister and independence leader assassinated in 1961. www.ft.com/content/16c5...

The Honda Accord was named as a tribute to Weird Al Yankovic and is actually short for "Give it a bash on da accordion"

Big day tomorrow, wish me luck!

Sad to see people flailing around looking for scandal and blame with the MenB outbreak in Kent. Fail to see how UKHSA could have acted any differently or quicker. I've never seen anything like this outbreak with meningococcus before. It's horrendous for all involved

Raine just the right shoe spectate this

Roses are red, But never buy rock, In Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

If you're cold, Cathy's cold. LET HER IN.

Hope he does it as Brian Clough (I watched Dammed United last night - so good)

[Sade voice 🎵]

It me

[The gods peering down from the heavens, ready to pick their new hero] Me: have you got any flat leaf parsley? Curly parsley feels a little harsh on the tongue

And still they whinge like toddlers about me wearing a dress

Cycled to the spot to see kingfishers at The Ferry Boat Inn, Walthamstow. Always see one or two ❤️

Max Dowman is what Alan Greenspan used to call himself on MySpace

I still sort of want England to win but since Pollock came on, I'm mostly ambivalent because he gives me the MONUMENTAL ick #FRAENG

Beccles, Bungay, Diss, Eye, Halesworth, and Harleston sound like a reboot of The Banana Splits

I love this place

Gaelic Warrior, that was one of the most impressive Gold Cup wins I've ever seen

The last time Morrissey complained to hotel reception about sleep disruption he wrote a song about it

Gosh, Chris Whitty is SO good to listen to

Interesting: www.gov.uk/government/p...

Another day, another stupid Excel chart.

I don't think there's a film I dislike more than From Dusk Till Dawn. The very worst of 90s culture

Singing Boeuf Bourguignon to the tune of Since You Been Gone by Rainbow

Submitted a job application today. It's a big moment and I will be gnawed at by the tiny teeth of anxiety for the next week

Every single post insisting on the beneficial uses of ChatGPT, Claude etc is fundamentally worthless as the development of these tools has been, and continues to be, deeply unethical. I don't care that it makes your life easier, it's built on theft and damage. End of story

Just overheard a guy on the phone to his girlfriend say if she doesn't shape up, the big bad wolf will be visiting a different house