The Derby, Frinton on Sea, Howards' Way

Ah the Irish misgendering paradox: "Lad" is a masculine term - "Lads" is a universal greeting for all groups and genders

I really like Bantom Cock by Jake Thackray but there is one line in it that makes it unlistenable

Ah, fall, when a young man’s fancy turns to soup.

Hot singles in your area are experiencing rapture now

I find this floor splodge immensely spooky

Does Tylenol cause autism? Did Bella Hadid give me Limes Disease? Is the Cookie Monster my biological father?

Starting to feel like I'm being kettled

One of several reasons why the answer can't just be replacing internal combustion engine cars one-for-one with electric cars. The problem with cars isn't limited to emissions.

why is this news how is this news why is he being interviewed I'm losing my MIND

If you're seeing this, drop an old pic you still love

More than Words by Extreme. The kind of song that guys who like to be over physical in their attempts to help girls play tricky pool shots put on the jukebox before offering to walk them home.

Human by Rag N Bone Man. The sound of a thousand roid heads claiming mental health issues after posting something racist online.

For every like this post gets I will be unnecessarily unpleasant about a song I don’t care for.

I just did the worst of all things - accidentally punctured the bag of flour with my thumb

the fact that sky are using copilot to produce their stats makes me instinctively distrust them. like we’re about to get a stat that says gianluigi donnarumma has the most fingers of any pl goalkeeper this season #thefootball

My 3 favourite ever sports programmes are: Superstars Sgorio Junior Kickstart Never felt happier than watching any of those (oh and Jeux Sans Frontieres too)

Whatever you do, don't try to drive to Westfield Stratford atm, lads

I'm in this photo! (freshers' week)

Favourite 10 TV comedies, in no particular order: Seinfeld Detectorists Kath and Kim One Foot in the Grave Count Arthur Strong Rab C Nesbitt Frasier Ghosts Spaced The Smell of Reeves and Mortimer

people only become left handed if the mirror baby crawls out when nobody is looking and pushes the normal baby into the mirror dimension. it’s a sign of bad parenting

The dancers are bigger celebs than the celebs #Strictly

Not even up close?

No Colin's Sandwich, smh 😔

Is anyone else unable to post photos rn?

I would like to go here

Going to start calling pigs, biglets

I thought I knew the story of the "lost world" off the east coast of Britain, inhabited by Mesolithic people until rising sea waters engulfed it around 8,000 years ago... But I didn't know about the *tsunami*. Holy hell. 1/

No-one's missing you like the deserts miss the rain anymore, and that's sad

Goal of the Month should still have the Lightning Seeds music

Watching Robocop. There's lots of Twin Peaks actors

[Kermit the Frog voice] Capy meat, I've got some capy meat, Cook slow on a low heat, It's flavour enhan-cing

I'm at the stage when an ad like this pops up on Instagram and I just assume it's about yet another musician I've never heard of.

This story is so absurd and so appalling. It’s so debasing for society that the anti-trans panic has some people thinking that it’s their business what’s in anyone else’s pants.

James Acaster was just about the funniest show I've ever seen tonight

RIP Clive Dunn 😔

Petition to rename anyone called Chris, Crisps

people will tell you they don't understand gender fluidity then look right at a ship called the Edmund Fitzgerald and call it "her" without missing a beat

TIL, Andy Warhol was actually born Andrew Trench

I got to say "who does he think he is, Juha Kankkunen?" about a speeding car just now. Puzzlement from colleague

think if you're broadly a centrist and were suuuuuper concerned about attacks on free speech from the left and so you decided to give the right a hearing then you need to realise you were taken for QUITE the ride (and don't really have anyone to blame but yourself)

I gaurentee I will mess up guarentee

plus of course there’s trump’s abhorrent behaviour towards women. any thoughts on that, nick?

Strange sunset, sky all gold streaked, ripe fruit, ballet blush & duck egg, like something from an ending holiday, crave-dreading home, but with a wind to tell folk tales to: real Usborne book stuff, witch weather, big bellied clouds jostling each other like irate pintsmen squaring off in a ‘Spoons

I got a Father Brown short story collection out from the library, and The Queer Feet is just wonderful!

We need a new Domesday Book, but to record and count everyone's bad posts

The Trojan Horse, but instead, it's a giant cake full of dancing girls

Oh, you muted me because I repost too much? Did you also pluck out your two precious eyes upon witnessing your first sunset? So sure, were you, that you’d taken in all the majesty and beauty you’d ever need in this life? What melancholy. I envy and pity your surety in equal measures. #unmutekafui

🚨 THIS IS NOT A DRILL 🚨 We’ve just seen this, by creator “Menapian” - a 4,998-piece set of the Great Exhibition (1851) Crystal Palace - complete with a bonus Megalosaurus and Ichthyosaur… beta.ideas.lego.com/product-idea...

"He's an Anglophile...his love of Scotland..." Stop telling me about the fantasy Trump who only exists in your head. It's so bizarre how the news comments on Trump as if he's a normal president and all is normal, but giving him feelings is really deranged.