Whoa they invented a word for when you’re a weird loser nobody wants to work with?

This... feels significant.

schumer told them to

Good post

The average SNAP benefit per month is $177 a person. The average ACA benefit per month is up to $550 a person. People want us to hold the line for a reason. This is not a matter of appealing to a base. It’s about people’s lives. And working people want leaders whose word means something to them.

Hey @jamellebouie.net, what are you doing in 2030?

It’s so funny that my car wants me to watch Sunday Night Football

in any case it is wild that voters just sent a huge message and a bunch of senate democrats are all, “it doesn’t look like anything to me”

You spend approximately a quarter of what your ancestors spend on food in 1947 and the food quality is far superior and more varied. cepr.net/publications...

The smart people I follow think this isn’t the worst deal in the world so I’ll abstain from complaining until I read about it. That said, a lot of you need to chill with the rumor mill haruspicy. You aren’t good at it.

in particular, this makes people want to primary people who should be primaried anyway, makes sure people aren't starving over the holidays, and (as it's too late to do the ACA subsidies in time for open enrollment), gives a second bite at the apple in january

Allow me to reiterate

not enough chatter about how frequently members fly and how attacking airport capacity directly affects them in a way that cutting SNAP does not

lol nice try @bskybot1.bsky.social

A thing which surprises everyone, especially people I date, is that I don't watch movies. I've never seen a Wes Anderson film, I've seen only the Departed and half of Taxi Driver from Scorsese. More facts would just hurt you. I feel I don't understand what makes movies good. Help me with recs!

Axios rips this website in two every time it posts anything. Half of you are screaming that the sky is falling and the other half are posting smug ball knowing takes about sourcing and probability. Not good! We take the bait every time. This behavior is part of the reason bad journalism sells.

Thomas Pynchon's appearance on the Simpsons

Presently halfway to splitting one of these 50/50 with a friend so we can sell tickets and beer. “Come see a trace of the true self existing in the false self (and drink!)”

RIP Baudrillard you would have loved this shit

thinking about how when I was getting coffee today the girl behind the Dunkin counter was so pretty that she asked how I wanted my coffee and I said Yes then dropped my phone, kms stg

It’s funny Death is almost always depicted as a man when you consider the job description. No man is organized enough to remember to kill everyone.

I will eventually get tired of these but not yet! Not yet.

40 men Trump sent to CECOT tell the NYT they were beaten, tortured, and sexually assaulted. The details are worse than you can imagine. We can’t let them get away with this. Miller and the other architects of this sadism need to go to prison. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/08/w...

j. edgar hoover is looking up from hell and screaming about this outfit. i think the guy could probably look past a nonwhite as director of the fbi. but dressing like shit? that is a bridge too far for hoover.

It gave us the great Disco Elysium Vance video:

It is astounding this man ever achieved anything.

My car can monitor my eye movement at all times and ping me and probably my insurance company if it thinks I’m distracted or falling asleep, but automatically adjusting the clock when DST ends? Nooooooo sir. A bridge too far. Can’t be done.

menswear writer here 👋 camo will not hide you inside a gym

I made a donation on your behalf to the Human Fund.

“woke” is when you acknowledge that black people have contributed to the united states

I got distracted and let my smart TV idle for a few minutes on its shitty little operating system page. Eventually, the TV initiated a screensaver of international cityscapes scored to the stylings of smooth jazz. "Huh, not bad," I thought until IT STARTED PLAYING COMMERCIALS BETWEEN SONGS.

Imagine if the omniscient super intelligence without human values was Chinese.

Gary is a house snail who cannot vote. Stop asking about Gary (Gary is clearly a fascist).

Mermaid Man hasn’t voted since ‘04 but spends his days screaming “PRO-NOUNS!” Barnacle Boy advised Biden not to step down but still quietly held a fundraiser for Harris at the retirement village. Mrs Puff voted Dem every cycle until ‘24. Her lawyers have been in touch with the DOJ about a pardon.

Bubble Bass voted for DeSantis in the GOP primary and hosts invite-only discord about “architecture.”

Plankton won’t say who he voted for, but recently sold Karen to OpenAI and spends all his time in San Francisco. Pearl was arrested at a BDS protest, voted Stein. Larry the Lobster died of a heart attack on April 27, 2020.

SpongeBob donated $500 to the Harris campaign, calls her Momala. Squidward is a Log Cabin Never Trumper who subscribes to The Bulwark. Patrick registered as a Republican in 2009 but has never voted. Sandy voted Trump because of “energy independence.” Mr Krabs spent $10M on Rust Belt Super PACs.

As I’ve gotten older, I’ve started to realize that we acclimate very quickly to the events which constitute History Unfolding Before Us, so much so that we’re lulled into the useless belief that Nothing Ever Happens. No! We are in the middle of significant change. Take care to pay attention.

Bowser is a great villain and Koopas are excellent trash mobs, but I find every variation of Bowser and his family as adolescents disgusting. Awful, contemptible figures with the proportions of classically cute animal babies but which aren’t cute. Almost a visual chimera. Get it off the screen.

Barack Obama governed further to the left of almost every single state leader Europe has ever had.

Nick.sex/derogatory is probably turning a profit in the first week tho

“Tendies” has intense proxy pro-bourgeois vibes.

The "average human touches 1 spiderweb a week" factoid actually just statistical error

damn it, i was gonna do that!! fuck!!!!

It'd be nice if there was a natl paper that had a local beat with tons of feds but Bezos's rag is doing Furlough Fun puff piece BS Anyway air traffic being snarled is a pain and SNAP is a travesty, but also not getting a paycheck for going on 6 weeks kinda sucks too, esp working for 4 of them