Samuel L Jackson has looked the same age (which I would describe as: age indeterminate) for 30 years.

the big stupid goofy laugh i let out over this spelling

Benoit Blanc

Had a busy day. Sad I missed “even Republicans said Trump is racist” and “Jamelle tells a great joke and melts brains nationwide.” Hell of a twofer right there.

When I lived in West Hollywood, my upstairs neighbor was a modestly famous actress who didn’t keep me up at night with loud sex but the occasional EXTREMELY INVOLVED CONVERSATION WITH HER ALEXA BOT. Like until 3am. No I will not say who.

i love european olympics opening ceremonies. the second the ioc names a european host city the prime minister calls the culture minister into their office and says "find me your strangest homosexuals. give each of them a period of our great nation's history, a kilo of cocaine, and Ten Million Euros"

Virginia State Senator Louise Lucas is just a delight on every level

This is the senile racist variant of “I’m the Decider.”

This happened to me once

It's official. Lasers. In my brain. They're going to shoot lasers into my brain. Probably in a month or so. As so many of you have requested, I will document my progress - certain to capture the moment when I become a superpowerful mutant.

Let me tell you folks something. Every man you know has tried to pee a sentence into the snow, so we know of the difficulties latent therein. This Kenworthy guy has superhuman abilities. I can't believe what I'm looking at.

The skier, who’s competing for Team Great Britain, wrote “fuck ice” in urine—using the wand that God gave him—and posted it to Instagram. www.jezebel.com/im-team-gus-...

I think there are a few ways Vance is somehow a worse person than Trump. One of them is on display here. Trump does not like to get booed, seems genuinely a little hurt when it happens. Vance, man... it's clear he gets pleasure out of it. Feeds off the hatred of the people he was elected to lead.

I can’t not see the roof scene from Independence Day (1996)

Do you have a favorite lyric? Which and why?

...Someone give a trans person a time machine

If Ronald Reagan were alive today, he’d stroke out dead the moment he saw a trans person.

If Ronald Reagan were alive today, he’d stroke out dead the moment he saw a trans person.

I’m not watching but have been informed that parts of the Milan opening ceremony are like… feverish Stepford Wives jodies. Also featuring some green, white, and red nuns? As an Italian I approve of this strange shit. You’re here to win. Intimidate the enemy. Frighten them.

I remember this stuff. What was noticeable about it was that it purported to be jokes but it often didn't even match the actual structure of a joke. There are racist and sexist jokes with proper set-up and delivery, etc, but this was ... like a child that's been told what a joke is.

Hitless Godrick run. Pretty clean if I do say so myself. Pretty, pretty clean.

Between high school and college (summer 2008), I started a local business where I’d drive around town, fixing computers. I simply couldn’t give anyone over 50 my number because they saw it as license to text the most racist and misogynistic memes you can think of. A LOT of this kind of Obama stuff:

Fash Horde Congressional Coheed and Rhodesia My Chemical Tear Gas Twenty One Toilets ICE Set To Kill

this is very funny www.foxnews.com/media/jd-van...

unfortunately we do not seem to have a ton of other alternatives available. current funding sources include: - directly on stock market - company who gives you money is on stock market - midsize deal with indie publisher (you do not have this) - pay your 5 contractors in gum. you also receive gum

I don’t think it’s been great for video games to be on the stock market

elden ring is the story of what happens if you put a femboy hooters in a small town and cut off all access to the outside world i will not be expanding on this

not to extremely prematurely moan but i am not prepared for what this site is gonna be like if (likely when) harris has 37% support in a crowded 2028 primary

I mean, I'd repost this too.

Every version of what I want to say is illegal.

Satoshi Nakamoto won’t see your Bitcoin crash jokes but I will, so please, for the love of god, keep making m them.

You can buy Ozempic and vaginal cream on discount with this terrifying coupon, only at TrumpRx.gov.

when my heater's fixed it's over for you hoes

On Bluesky, two posters on opposing ends of St*ncil Madness soon mute everyone but each other after a series of passionate dunks. Skeeted Rivalry

I watch almost no broadcast TV, but I always catch the Super Bowl. Have I missed a recent trend where commercials no longer have discernible plots but are instead loud, colorful sequences of screaming? Because once a year, I marvel all over again at the bottomless chasm of meaning during ad breaks.

They were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.

I do not mind telling you I teared up watching this.

The moment I learned Ben Franklin would play chess into the wee hours while his French mistress, Anne Louise Brillon de Jouy, luxuriated in a bathtub next to him was the same moment I realized my mortal life is filled with all kinds of unmet goals.

Have to imagine many in or adjacent to this administration are holding some pretty, pretty large bags. I’m anticipating some fuckery to get these numbers back up.

The point is often the wrongness: you have to believe the obviously stupid thing in order to prove your commitment

A fun Bluesky thing is that people will arrogantly condescend to you about insane opinions that cannot have more than like 200 adherents total as though you are the weirdo for not holding them. “this mf eats food WARM 🤮”

Yeah, we figured.

I am very good at Fromsoft games. So much so that it’s clear when you watch me play that I’ve neglected key responsibilities in other areas of life. But right now I’m fighting a field boss the Elden Ring forums recommend parrying to beat. I might as well be flying a plane. Can’t parry. Can’t do it.

This has no right to be as good as it is

As followers will know, my tendency to include a typo in fucking EVERYTHING is (I’ll say it, I’m not afraid) one of the more charming and relatable aspects of my personality. But Venm diagram, man I don’t know.

The US has 100K polling places. 110M voters will vote in 2026. That’s 1,100/place. You need one armed guard to manage ~50 people, but polling places are transient, so let’s say 1:250. To intimate half of America, Trump needs 220K agents, about 4 or 5 per station. There are 20K ICE agents, lmao.

He cannot be clearer. There is no difference to him between bombing random fishermen on boats and shooting Americans protesters in the face

really love when people just insist that i'm not actually one of my defining traits images unrelated, just my nonbinary ID, most recent county-issued democratic party credentials, and a few Fits

The moment I learned Ben Franklin would play chess into the wee hours while his French mistress, Anne Louise Brillon de Jouy, luxuriated in a bathtub next to him was the same moment I realized my mortal life is filled with all kinds of unmet goals.

Ben Franklin would go broke from OnlyFans