need

so like, how bad are the rest of the world's intelligence services why didn't the Dutch drop just a single one of these email chains when Trump I was threatening ASML

I remember it was too controversial for Obama to get rid of the White House Office of Faith-Based Initiatives

rough day for "none of this is new" guys

tangentially, this voting dynamic is part of why the filibuster needs to go

Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.

tfw you're covering up the president's sex crimes

will Mamdani be the first anti-Lutheran mayor of NYC?

Benny Safdie??

like it doesn't get more smoking gun?

Aux armes 💪 citoyens! Send this to 8️⃣9️⃣ of your cum-rag 💦 comrades who can take it to the neck 🥺 better than Louis the Sex-teenth 🥵. All of you thirsty aristo-scats 💩 will be eating cake 🍑 and getting bred 🫟 this Brumaire by some Corsican trade called Napoleon Bro-naparte.

Mount Vernon? I hardly know him

“Sorry, it’s not personal that I’m sexually assaulting you, it’s just that I have to rape somebody if I want to get ahead in my career in right wing politics.” this isn’t even an exaggeration at this point

rip Pol Pot you would have loved Lasik

Oh my dear lord. It's not only bad but morally repulsive. I mean, Frenzy is less objectionable.

The pope listed "Life Is Beautiful" among his favorite films? Aw jeez welp okay

you know how for decades the Ivy League took nude photos of incoming students, but later destroyed them all out of privacy concerns? I get it, though it would have been historically valuable to know which of history's monsters had weird dicks

I like that he's too stupid to properly pretend to be smart, like he's too uncultured to know where to begin. "Ahhh, Bach" from MASH is more sophisticated.

bro thinks he's William Powell

Zoning Practice magazine devotes an entire issue to *checks notes* pickleball noise

it's so dumb to talk about bipartisanship as an end unto itself because political parties are not supposed to want to work with each other if they can help it. you're not supposed to wanna work with your opponents. you want to accomplish as much of your agenda as possible

the president of the united states, for some reason apparently:

party "unity" is returning with your shield or on it

I was the guy saying, do NOT reopen the government until you've banned CBD gummies

SEATTLE!!! We’ve now taken the lead by 91 votes! 🤯 This thing is certainly not over! Over 1,000 ballots have been challenged, so if you haven’t tracked your ballot yet get on it! Our trusty volunteers have been working hard to "cure" ballots so they count! We're so close!

all that vanity and ego and self-interest in the senate but not a single person seems to have enough of these traits to tell this wildly unpopular old man to fuck off in order to advance their own position if nothing else

they think you're stupid

realize I never saw a profile of Spanberger's husband

lmao why would you put it that way specifically, Kathy

confused? can there really be annoying busybodies mad there's campaign signs in medians a month every year? apparently yes! local politics!

can't wait to see this inspiring messaging incorporated into the DSCC fundraising appeals

this was already so embarrassing by, like, 2013

does this insult time delay mean in 20 years they'll be complaining about Celsius-drinking liberals

Remember when they said the reason they caved in March was so they could get a better deal in September lmao

Senate Dems also bailing out the Supreme Court from ruling on mass starvation

You know that thing where the Arizona state Republican party was constantly putting out statements denouncing John McCain? Can we at least get that from some of the state Dem parties against the capitulation caucus?

It's no longer 1865. Virginia should not be represented by a traitor.

The centrist wreckers couldn't tolerate a single week of Dems in array. This is their revenge on you for voting this past Tuesday.

when they have to line up everyone who's retiring to vote for something that means there's a lot of other senators who support it but are too afraid to go public

This, from Tim Kaine is HILARIOUS:

Senate Democrats have less backbone and less commitment to liberal democracy than fucking Marie Gluesenkamp Perez and Henry Cuellar and it's genuinely not even close.

it's hack to keep being amazed by this but i am? he's furious at the idea of our system, because he's never looked into it. he's just confused and mad. "so you're saying america can never impose tariffs????" he doesn't have the first clue what congress even is. he's an ape

thinking about becoming a "performative male"

bump for the "oldest selfie on your phone" chain

"yes on free buses, no on universal childcare" is definitely the opposite of how I'd have guessed that to go