Plans to invade Greenland have just been cancelled after this

good EPISODE. i FORCED my WIFE to listen to THE BIT about BIG LIZ she AGREED it was FUNNY

a BIG EPISODE that YOU SHOULD WATCH

if you have a coconut, and I have a coconut, and I have a lime (see there it is) and my lime travels acrooooooossss the room i put the lime in your coconut AND I DRINK IT ALL UP

ppl discussing alternatives bein like have u heard of tubu. u should try heebee. switch to poodee with ads. Im already on dippy. you can probably move to weeno. dude im on gumpy. go on poob. you can switch to poob. you can go to poob and chat. Log onto poob right now. dive into poob. you can poop it

the entire game happened while i was on the last trolley home and i just want the trolleys to finally go back to normal

This game sucks. As soon as it was funny that nothing was happening, stuff started happening

wow no shout-out to st. pierre and miquelon? i see who matters in "America"

oh, so now we're mad when he *does* kill a pedophile?

COLD

Doric fluting was invented ca 800 BCE when Dorians needed to make a large opening through a slab but only had smaller core drills so simply cored a circle of overlapping holes as described by Vitruvius

coming up with a new idea called "driving like shit olympics". no more bland, unprovable statements like "california drivers are the WORST" allowed. whichever state wins every 4 years gets a moonshot-sized public transit investment to get those fuckers off the road

My favorite artifact in the "you don't need AI to do art" discourse is, of course, screenwriter Dan O'Bannon's sketch of the facehugger to explain it to Giger.

I just posted my fourth full-length YouTube video!!! It's a roundup of incidents involving drunk ICE agents (and CBP, and others). Please please please watch, like, and share!!! I worked very hard on it and I hope you enjoy it

what the fuck is a "kroger"

To be clear, super bummed how much Siemens has dropped the ball on locomotive reliability and passenger comfort. I'm so baffled and dismayed that not even the Germans can deliver us genuinely nice things.

today's extremely goofy purchase: Edmund Bacon's own personal copy of Dave Macaulay's The Way Things Work

production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA

oh FUCK this is bad news for my futures positions

Looking at a Baltimore and Ohio Railroad's Locomotive Fireman's handbook and I love how they describe scientific principles of combustion to an audience of men who probably never graduated high school

Golden snake with gold eyes and a super super-duper long tail, welcome to the war on cars.

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it's unbelievable to me that someone could actually be a trillionaire. i think most of us have trouble internalizing how much money that truly is. let me put it in simple terms for you: a trillion dollars is three million dollars

New Yorkers you have a simple decision before you: -give in to the petty demands of your feckless native son OR -continue to pay respect to your moral and social betters in the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania for whom your Pennsylvania Station was built choose wisely

We used to make things in this country.

We tried to invite Ontario Premier Doug Ford to our live show in Toronto on Thursday, February 5th, hosted by @cycletoronto.bsky.social, so we brought two comically large tickets to Queen's Park. Here's how it went. Get normal sized tickets here: boxoffice.hotdocs.ca/websales/pag...

i am trying not to joke about the Epstein stuff because it's so horrible but there's also this ridiculous element where it's like... discovering Dracula is real, he's taken over human society at the highest levels, he's involved in tons of evil and also he's a huge dipshit

What if his name was Norm Chompsky and instead of being in the Epstein Files, he liked eating big sandwiches? Would you still be angry with him?

going through some old photos and found this from years ago that i took in richmond. what a building!

ahh yeah here he comes, big special k, k for keir starmer himself, looks like he brought a bag lunch, smart.

so like what *does* the Post cover now

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hi! i’m maya ventura. you probably know me from WTYPpod, or the bots, or the Pebble apps, or whatever. i’m also trans in rural america, & boy, is that untenable. i need out, & i have a now-or-never opportunity. i’m asking for your help in affording it, if you can. thank you. gofund.me/dc160a843

tapping the sign

listen to @bloodwork.show

If you'd told me, a decade ago, that the rising concept of the 'influencer' would one day serve as a transmission belt for the elevation of subliterate clowns seeking to provoke pogroms in exchange for promotional deals with online betting companies, I'd probably have said, "That tracks."

Correct

thirty-seven of god's own fahrenheit degrees in philly today

well folks today i, a grown adult, possessing full and sober mental faculties, and on a hot mic, forgot how many letters are in the alphabet

folks it's a balmy 34 degrees here in philly and people are asking, why hasn't mayor parker opened the pools?

When I hit the ceiling in the Deepwater Horizon episode of @wtyppod.bsky.social

Grim timeline, good moment to remind people a car is not a flar.

you ever just youtu.be/gkvbAOgEKLI

Y’all wanna see bots try to throw a dead body over a wall

If you've ever heard me say "I'd never cheer a player injury" I need you to know that I was lying

The Matrix (1999) Dirs: Lana and Lilly Wachowski #oneperfectshot 📽️