theirs has always been a relationship built on desperation, and things do not look rosy in elonland

Tesla fought new Nevada regulations requiring ongoing compliance reporting with federal hazardous material laws, and it won. Compliance is now solely enforced by the state's seven Bureau of Waste Management enforcement employees. I'm sure it'll be fine! thenevadaindependent.com/article/regu...

incredible news Tesla fam, everyone's favorite automaker has an innovative new accessibility service highlighting just how committed to the public good Elon Musk companies are: an in-app message that says "fuck off and take a bus, loser"! 🥰😇🙏😌 www.teslarati.com/tesla-workin...

GWAR mock-beheaded Elon Musk onstage? But I thought their thing was cartoonish bad taste?

ok, but how many self-important centrist pundit-trolls who would rather tolerate rampant racism than a the briefest passing criticism of their soulless oeuvre do you have? let's try to stay focused on what matters here!

lot of people immediately able to grasp why this is bad still making excuses for posting on twitter

he posted this a year before DALL-E came out, this man was born for AI slop

For those keeping track at home, it's taken more than a year for BAAQMD and Tesla to identify engineering firms to fix its unabated emissions of VOCs, and once they hire one it's going to take twice as long to get an assessment than it was supposed to (180 days vs 90). BAAQMD can't do its job!

turns out Tesla's Austin "robotaxis" have crashed three times already, apparently within the first ~7,000 miles of operation! two appear to be the Tesla getting hit, but one was clearly the Tesla hitting a stationary object, resulting in minor injuries not great!! www.forbes.com/sites/bradte...

in retrospect it may have been a mistake to bet our national space exploration ambitions on a drugged-out maniac and his big dumb metal rocket www.nytimes.com/2025/09/20/u...

you ever drive past a Tesla burning on the side of the road and think "what if I could have that inside of my home?" that's what some lucky Tesla Powerwall customers got! techcrunch.com/2025/09/16/t...

More Tesla "innovation" incoming: Tesla Vision-based airbag deployment! Even the fanboy subreddit isn't having it. They know how well the Tesla Vision automatic wipers work (not well). I'm sure NHTSA will do something once Chinese regulators ban this in three years! www.reddit.com/r/teslamotor...

this exists it is called thinking

KID WHO DID NOT GET INVITED TO TED'S AWESOME LAZER TAG BIRTHDAY PARTY: i fear that even the most somber of my classmates are now infected with what I'm calling "Ted's Partyism"

Another capital-intensive, unprofitable business? Why of course Mr Musk, put us down for $10 billion! www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

this stuff sure hits different when it comes from the guy who used to launder Elon's attacks on critics, saying they were in the pay of Big Oil and short sellers lmao

so, about those Tesla door handles... www.thesun.co.uk/news/3677623...

not me though... even though I've pretty much only ever had 1099 gigs my entire career, what actually radicalized me was what capitalism chose to reward instead (Elon Musk, specifically)

both of my cats have reached the "old man yells at cloud" age, and it's so cool... just the most distressing sounds imaginable echoing through the house at all hours

made it to the second graf, read the word "Aptera," closed the tab

Click-Through Rate — Thomas Doyle, 2024 sculpture, mixed media 24 x 15 x 15 cm

Working at tesla is great, high pay, all kinds of benefits, there's just one catch: Thursday is your turn in the robot.

what does this guy have against an era of sustainable abundance in which humanoid robot slaves make every class of goods and services affordable to everyone??

my OPSEC t-shirt is raising a lot of questions already answered by the shirt

you hear people say stuff like "we live in a post-ideological world" but the reality of it doesn't fully hit until you see an image like this

but would you sign up a skydiving christian baby for a protest email list?

fucking trump had to make canceling disney+ cool a week before the last episode of alien earth, because of course he did

comedy may no longer be legal, but at least fraud is

it's 2009, and this guy you sell weed to just gave you a vinyl copy of his band's LP... you go home and listen to it, and think about how maybe the economy will suck forever but at least blogging is fun and this band sounds great and things might just work out after all youtu.be/GuUZq8_7EZo

me: Tesla, activate pond mode TESLA: pond mode activated. filling vehicle with water me: thank you tesla

it wouldn't feel quite as much like a national nervous breakdown if it wasn't

Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.

the upside of moments like this is the opportunity to learn which institutions actually stand for something

By the way, you can in fact run a media business where people give you money for goods and services. 56k+ people give The Onion ~$100 and we give them a year of newspapers. This business didn’t exist last year in this way. People will pay for good shit. Now’s the time to break glass and go for it.

pov: u just bet $600 billion on probabilism solving all the problems

Charlie Kirk was a smart, brave, handsome, funny man, whose uniquely brilliant insights put him on the level of such world-historical figures as Mahatma Ghandi and Leonardo Da Vinci. Furthermore, his physical prowess as a lover was unmatched in the annals of sexuality, in particular his slopp

soo... how long do we figure until folks start wearing armbands? gotta show your loyalty to the regime somehow!

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Jimmy Fallon R'lyeh wgah-nagl fhtagn

if Jimmy Kimmel's political humor is too hot for you to handle, I'm not sure "snowflake" even cuts it as a term of derision for the level of fragility you've achieved

just a regular reminder, since it's easy to forget with everything else going on: Tesla's Fremont, CA factory received 91 notices of violation of the Clean Air Act last year, and has 17 more on the books so far this year there is an elementary school next door echo.epa.gov/detailed-fac...

Had an appointment downtown, so I stopped by the now-empty Tesla showroom in South Lake Union to see it for myself. Love this quick tag on the water meter right next to the front door 😂 #teslatakedown

the perfect vehicle doesn't exi...

I think I understand Tesla's market valuation now

NEW: Six Tesla drivers who use Full Self-Driving software say they experienced problems with the technology at rail crossings, and four of them provided videos. Regulators with the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration tell NBC News that they had raised the issue with Tesla.

heroes, capes, etc.

umm, I was NOT expecting this case to settle either something big changed, or this was extremely expensive for Tesla www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

what an odd way to brand cocaine