America banned lawn darts forever over a whole lot less. This is fucked

7-11 hot dogs and also taquitos right off the roller

jeff bezos went to space and just married the first chick he met up there

(logging on to blue sky to tell people that the fuzzy logic chip in their rice cooker is effectively AI)

more totally normal posts over here on bluesky dot app

“True K-Hive has never been tried” The Crockett Campaign

Update: I went full chud and have a low mileage 2023 Ranger getting delivered this week

Temu Elon Musk is ~~doing that thing again~~

Fascinating National Review post on Trump's latest Tariff gambit. Archive link here (it's pay walled, please don't give them money lol) archive.is/r4Xdf

update: crockett has hired lunatics to run her campaign, talrico has my vote. Rancid political instincts there by Rep Crockett

Food for thought: B200 GPUs appear to have lost 73% of their value in the last nine months.[1] At this rate, the Solstice system at Argonne (100K B200) will have no commercial value when it comes online. Maybe that’s what makes it affordable. [1]: julsimon.substack.com/p/two-market... #HPC #maybe

TIL that in the UK there’s a “Mexican” food chain founded by a white British lady named Thomasina. I’d like you all to guess what the name of said chain is. Do not spoil it if you know.

yeah i don't know how you don't treat this as straight child abuse, ofc fuck his dumbshit parents but the grifters who enabled it are mass murderers and nihilists

SMACK MY BITCH UP BY PRODIGY THIS IS THE ONLY ACCEPTABLE ANSWER

this is really well written, reasonable and mostly hits my general sense of what LLMs can do

TAH sucks ass but he's narrowly correct about this. Also he should shut up and be shunned forever as an aside

"the american concentration camps will be ADA compliant"

"The Meadowlands" is easily one of the best albums of the golden age of indie rock. Still gutting, catchy, dynamic after all these years open.spotify.com/album/4Olz2c...

lent and ramadan kicking off on the same day

Elon Musk will be arrested and locked up some day too fyi

God this rules, I hope they did it on purpose

"Remember, I was always Mummy's favourite" "Lol, she's dead, m8"

Drink giant glasses of cum in an underground grotto hot tub with your meth dealer while wearing jeans! go natural, MAHA

easily the Watchmen movie. How could you make a frame by frame recreation of this legendary movie and miss the point so badly. Completely soulless and insipid. Fuck Zach Snyder

I controversially think dems line on trans kids should be idk 15% rhetorical defense and 85% deflecting and calling the gop pedophiles

This is why I just recently dropped a game 😂😂😂😂 Like we don’t need banter every second silence is okay haha credit: www.tiktok.com/t/ZThQF1Ga4/

Rev. Jesse Jackson's "I *am* somebody..." remains one of the all-time great pieces of 20th century rhetoric / agitprop And he could deliver it at a Black separatist meeting, the Democratic National Convention, or on god-blessed Sesame Street (see below 🥹) RIP to the Voice of the Voiceless

Sorry your health insurance costs so much more this year, we needed to make fancy airplanes for illiterate dog-murderers

counterpoint: 50% of the Rogan crowd will be banging the table, yelling "awoooOooOO" before their 12 foot long tongue unrolls down to the floor and their eyes pop out of the sockets, floating across the room. like yeah America is pretty sexist but earnestly think horny can get u pretty far

AI haters despise hearing anecdotes like this but: the Claude Excel plugin is incredible. Still requires plenty of baby-sitting and bug squashing but this is a legitimately great way to build the scaffolding for advanced model/data collection workflows

Elon Musk is incessantly promoting vile white supremacy. Why is anyone - and certainly any company - still on X? My column: www.usatoday.com/story/opinio...

The death toll from Musk’s budget cuts will surpass that of every war in the last few decades combined. He knowingly triggered famines and collapsed health systems, yet he faces no consequences. We need to stop calling it cost-cutting and start calling it what it is: mass murder

Whether it's Barack Obama on the left putting Dijon mustard on a hot dog or Alex Karp on the right spraying Palantir short-sellers with fentanyl laced-urines, both men have a penchant for putting exotic substances in places that they don't usually go.

God this track is so good open.spotify.com/track/3g5Jq4...

smh this guy got his hands on a John Fetterman voodoo figurine and he refuses to smash it in a million pieces to get someone w a functional brain into the Senate

Rare "The British Didn't genocide the Irish" guy in my mentions, this app really has it all bsky.app/profile/18th...

reskeet this to die instantly

Well his name isn't Thomas Readerton

Irish Immigrants in the late 19th century: famously well accepted as part of the core American identity

This is how every staffed oil and gas, mining, and processing facility runs btw. There's always a cat or 5 and you gotta respect them as they really run the show. Anyways, here's Stella, circa 2017, the best refinery cat I've ever known. We actually found a home for her because she was so loveable

this reminds me of that British tizzy here on bsky a few weeks ago about how supremely better than American they are because they don't a Trump (yet lol) which then led to some weirdos defending baked beans and French fry sandwiches as sophisticated and being really racist about biscuits

Sharing results from an AI slop website hat "identifies" AI text content using AI to make a point about everything being AI is meta as hell

I would have bought this argument in 2015-18 or so but no state has digested pure maga psychosis so greedily and spewed it everywhere in geysers of projectile nazi diarrhea as this godawful state. I'd take chuds from any of the other 49 states over the maga piss babies in the lone star state.

My guess is that this guy is a reliable Dem voter tho not particularly engaged or active. The Calloway hat and some verbal cues is a good tell that he was probably a "let's not talk about politics" when in mixed company though. That's a huge shift

Senator Amy Klobuchar: Minnesota is proud the guidance systems for those warheads were designed right here in Minneapolis-St.Paul - showing the high quality of our education system and our ingenuity.

Chuck Schumer: "very saddened to see that President Trump has launched 4 or 5 nuclear warheads directly into central Los Angeles without prior authorization from Congress. Mr Trump, sir, how exactly is this fulfilling your promise to lower grocery costs for average Americans?"

In a stunning rebuke of Trump's march towards becoming dictator for life of the United States, Barack Obama's 2026 Spotify playlist includes not one, but three (!!!) Bad Bunny tracks

environmental compliance / law / air pollution experts check in— looking for sources to discuss the epa rule update i wrote about here: www.cnbc.com/2026/01/16/m... [email protected] or dm me (can chat on or off the record)

Yesterday morning kids were sent running from their bus stop in panic because ICE showed up. This guy at today’s ICE Out of Lindenwold protest is a must watch 😭. @maddow.bsky.social