I'm taking my oath of office over the instruction booklet that came packaged with the Wolfenstein 3D floppy disks

Bari Weiss is probably reading every reply to this and on other social media (on account of her broken brain), so Bari: I'm using this opportunity to tell you to Eat Shit and you will fail lol

Floyd Mayweather, a man who generated billions in real economic returns is on the verge of bankruptcy. Remember this when you see staggering large paper wealth numbers associated with tech oligarchs. Fake weath is vapor but you can still lose real money with enough leverage and cash burn

Fuck it I don’t care anymore

i am losing my mind over this listing that staged a condemned philly trap house with AI

"The doctors said they'd never seen anything like it. Thin. The blood. Thinnest blood they'd ever seen. But the fake news won't tell you that."

“They say aspirin is good for thinning out the blood, and I don’t want thick blood pouring through my heart,” Trump said. “I want nice, thin blood pouring through my heart. Does that make sense?” -- I'll allow it, Mr. Trump. Maybe you should take even more so your blood is the thinnest ever

just looking at this table for no reason in particular

2025 was an odd year. Painful at times but personally incredibly rewarding, one of my best yet. But it feels wrong because it was such a horrifyingly bad year in a macro sense, likely even worse than 2020 somehow. May 2026 bring redemption and a ray of light through the darkness. I believe it will

yeah this is an unprecedented 2 dismemberment plan threads within 24 hours but please remember to play the best new years eve song in the history of man tonight youtu.be/p5dt_tJsqLc?...

Season 4 of stranger things was cheesy and increasingly contrived but it was still watchable. Had some amazing moments. This new season is aggressively bad. Yikes

Just did my semi annual fireworks run. I keep spares on hand at all times for "the day it finally happens" im gonna make my worst neighbors so mad lmao

Elon Musk is the Enron of people lol

Tesla is publicly projecting that sales are gonna keep falling (www.theguardian.com/technology/2...), like the dude has no plan to right the ship

Sure compensation is nice but having coworkers and bosses who you truly like and respect is such a gift, everyone deserves it and yet it's far too rare happy new year

earnestly believe 2026 might finally be the year Elon Musk fully melts down into a pile of goo. The pretense of his actual power is propped up by puffery and financial alchemy, once it goes it goes

i used to work with a white guy at an oil company no college degree, loved to hunt and had worked his way up to manager & a good salary. his wife was a college educated administrator at a non profit. they used to fight over politics and he was a bernie bro before that was a thing. she was proto maga

Travis Morrison is a prophet www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXH5...

The real issue here is thatGallego, much like the entire Republican Caucus and most of the media, has completely fried his brains on Twitter and believes things are the exact opposite of tangible reality. Something like 80% of women under 40 vote for dems reliably. They *are* the party of hot chicks

a great actor who took a cuss word and turned it into music sad day www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UXJ...

Just James: I consent James’s dream timeline: I consent Sir Isaac Newton: I DON’T

shameful that i didn't spin this 2022 album by Black Country, New Road until last week. yeah they have some really annoying fans but this album is (1) really good and (2) will be obsessed about for decades to come. Mesmerizing open.spotify.com/album/21xp7N...

jesus christ, this goes without saying but trump is a psychopath

I was under the impression the whole gimmick with lawyers is that they're good with words; because it looks like he deleted a super racist skeet and replaced it with a shorter but equally racist one

The truth is a defense against ridiculous claims like this. musk absolutely paid taibbi, It's undeniable and in the record. free marketing and promotion is payment under any commonly understood definition of the term

rashida tlaib's family was in the middle of getting firebombed by US provided arms while biden was pontificating about the moral necessity of dropping said bombs and she still told people to vote straight dem. what else do you want

This year, I did something I will be proud of for the rest of my life. Robin “Rocky” Myers started 2025 on Alabama’s death row. The attorney general wanted him dead before year’s end. Instead, Rocky got clemency: the first ever granted by Gov Kay Ivey. I ran political strategy for that campaign.

we need a wealth tax for these guys for their own good, having a bazillion dollars is worse for your health than getting daily TBIs via a horse kicking you

countdown until Clarence Thomas puts "work will set you free" without a hint of irony in the 6-3 ruling allowing slave labor camps

If gold is physical bitcoin then silver is physical fartcoin, and it's having a real normal one this week. up 15 bucks in two days and now down 8 for some reason. real normal stuff

The bells ring no no no no no no no no no no no nono no www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvD5...

he's dead

Grilled tomato sandwich dunked in broccoli cheese soup also acceptable. Any sandwich. Any soup. Pho and banh mi? Why not? It probably rules. Haven't tried it but I will. Po boy in gumbo? Probably rules.

god i want to try a clam chowdah grilled cheese dunker so bad right now, a thing i never knew i needed

logging onto bsky once a month to be transphobic and/or defend elon musk, as one does

The reason that SpaceX is going public and announcing nonsense about data centers in space: 1. The outside client launch manifest is flat and becoming more competitive 2. The total TAM for starlink was never going to justify the valuation 3. Growth for commerical/residential Starlink is shrinking

My wife but I'll delete if she ever sees this skeet

Yeah the anti AI crew (who I agree with on a ton) need to realize that much of this stuff is out in the wild and can be run on consumer level hardware so while we should focus on how large companies use it with regulations, some (most?) of the work will have to be on the societal norms front

learning that Netanyahu is, in actuality, a "reasonable centrist" in Israeli politics is a real black pill

The problem with this stance is that students are actively choosing to use these products and very good versions can now be distributed freely over the internet and run locally. You cannot, in fact, cut off the supply. You *might* be able to “tax” it or stochastically punish the use of it.

post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.

Post ur favorite Steam Winter Sale deal itt 👇 Monster Train is Slay The Spire's underloved step sibling (but it's better imo as evidenced by my hundreds of hours of playtime) and you can get it for 7.49

happy 14th birthday to this "I'll put a man on Mars in 10 years" interview with Musk. It is now old enough to get radicalized into christofascism on an Escape from Tarkov Discord server 😭

it's worth noting that even without 10 years of tariff shenanigans, the bourbon industry was headed towards a wall regardless. people stopped drinking as much and too much speculative capacity was being brought online pre 2016

NYT not using the Trump re-brand in the lede or headline feels significant somehow

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