Ron Wyden's most normal kid is apparently the novice investor who made bank on crypto and meme stocks, launched a hedge fund and spends his days talking shit about his titty bar/money laundering/financial crimes stock? The stuff alleged in this suit is horrifically vomitous

And a very good morning to Henry James O'Sullivan, who has been found guilty for his role forging documents in the Wirecard fraud!

in retrospect it may have been a mistake to bet our national space exploration ambitions on a drugged-out maniac and his big dumb metal rocket www.nytimes.com/2025/09/20/u...

There would still be 4 people to beat her to the attempt tho

i think one thing people have a hard time grasping is that the central figures of the trump administration are not bad as in "the worst republican blowhard you know," but bad as in "the worst people you have ever heard of." donald trump is a serial rapist whose best friend was a pedophile.

we gotta tell disney adults about das kapital

only like 40% of Trump voters are straight up Nazi/MAGA so he's basically lost the confidence of everyone else. pretty wild

Maybe the “debating other people‘s basic human rights is intellectually stimulating and ethically sound” folks can go for their own tent with the fascists.

I'm not sure which revelation is more insane: That President Trump signs his DMs like that or that Truth Social DMs have to be one of the highest priority target of foreign actors. Nutso

The rule of thumb is that if you see any stock analysis accompanying a screenshot of Google or Yahoo Finance you should disregard it immediately. Only the pristine monospaced orange and white on black of a Bloomberg Terminal by Bloomberg LP signals the necessary gravitas to be worth your attention.

Very normal "Barbie Pool Party" my 4 year old set up on the patio

Pissed I didn't have my telephoto + slr on hand but this Beautiful Red Tail Hawk likes chilling out in our tree. Phone camera will do I guess

Legendary golfer, accused insider trader and QAnon weirdo Phil Mickelson keeps melting down in my replies at X over an oil stock he is bagholding while the company gets charged with countless environmental crimes, repeatedly implying that he has MNPI. He keeps deleting them and then blocked me lol

Disney is a megacap and will lose 8 billion in market capitalization because the Philly Fed posted surprisingly high month over month changes in Factory orders or whatever or because options dealers needed to get flat for the quarter. lol

my hot take is that Tyler Robinson may very well age better in the eyes of history than Luigi Mangione. Neither are heroes but what is coalescing appears to be a weirdly idiosyncratic belief earnestly held

Centrist elites keep insisting that we give in to conceding ground on -Abortion Rights -Trans Rights -Immigration -Environmental protection -Healthcare -Financial regulation -Funding foreign war crimes -etc there's never enough for them, they can fuck off lol

In most Asian countries, taking care of parents as they age is a family responsibility, unbreakable and enforced by societal norms. In Nordic nations a minimum safety net is assured by government for the elderly. In the rest of the 1st world, we have neither so ugly outcomes like this are inevitable

yo what the fuck

actual lmao

lol

Finally a gender neutral bathroom in every single Oklahoma school! Very woke

a half hour show every night that is just called "Trump Dumps" featuring a random comedian riffing on the news and lazy insults of trump would top the ratings

my personal politics are "Brendan Carr to Guantanamo on January 21st, 2029"

probably the best pork chop I've had in my life. Smoked, char grilled to medium with peaches and bourbon glaze and rainbow chard. A very Kentucky dish

The Kirk shooter being politically confused or apathetic before discovering his own sexual identity and seeing Charlie Kirk solely through that lens: as uniquely dangerous to someone he loved... would be such a strange distillation of American discontent in 2025

What is a scroad? A scroad is a member of a far-right online hate group. They split off from the groinks in 2017 after the Glunt War, which took place on fapchan. One of their members is a U.S. senator

It should be needless to say, but it is perhaps at this moment worth saying, that transgender individuals have the same right as anyone else to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.

Enjoying a lovely dinner with @esghound.com despite his refusal to appreciate the subtle notes of lilac in the sixth best 1989 Bordeaux

Also letting SpaceX do its launches faster when wackos like @esghound.com were trying to limit humanity

the median hyper online chud is simply not prepared for the mass jubilation they'll see out on the streets from normies when Trump finally kicks the bucket

"What would Orwell Think?" is a very funny shirt because we already know the answer: "I think I should get on a boat to take arms against the far right oligarchy"

doing some art with the 4 year old

Noah Brains

Pie - Apple Ice Cream - Cookies n Cream Donut - Old Fashioned Bar - Rice Krispies Treat Cake - German Chocolate Other - Bread Pudding

As a long time close watcher (and yes, admirer) of this particular Trump move, I can say without doubt these are the largest double ghost dicks he has ever jacked off... and it's not even close. He's getting younger, like Benjamin Button!

I wrote my own Charlie Kirk obituary, and about valuing truth over manners: www.thenation.com/article/poli...

tezzla influencer/grifter TeslaBoomerMama (and her henpecked husband) used to post generically lib-coded slop when that was the marketing veneer associated with the EV maker and now it's just straight up QAnon flashy posts to keep daddy Elon happy

Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13

This is political violence and there is no way this individual caused more harm than one Charlie Kirk

lol so it was a disgruntled groyper? haha

very normal and very symmetrical craniofacial muscle contractions! many people are saying no one in the world has more control over their facial muscles than Donald J Trump! Believe me

today's posts @ me over at the bad place: "you posted 'Trans Rights are Human Rights' therefore you cannot possibly know more about the oil industry than me, a high school dropout with a Pepe avatar"

Thursday morning earworm www.youtube.com/watch?v=9a17...

Obviously everyone knew Epstein was a pervert and a sicko but I was not at all prepared to learn he was still using Yahoo! email in 2015 y i k e s

NEW: We got access to Jeffrey Epstein’s personal Yahoo inbox — more than 18,000 emails. It shows Epstein’s world in his own words: an unfiltered look at how his operation worked, who enabled it, and how Ghislaine Maxwell stayed at the center of it all.

There's a wide Gulf between not celebrating political violence and treating loathsome hate merchants like they are nationally important and respected figures you can pick somewhere in the middle, like a normal person and not do this nonsense

Ah I see Heidi is schizo posting again

active shooter at Evergreen High School, Colorado. Jefferson County, same as Columbine. At least three students shot.