Did Karoline Leavitt really just say "There are very strict ethical guidelines at the White House"?

Director Christopher Nolan discusses his interpretation of "The Odyssey"

Why do corn dogs and Joe Biden eating ice cream have the VP all hot and bothered?

Hegseth Announces Testosterone Tests & Vance Fixates on Biden’s Ice Cream Licking youtu.be/orAaK_uaeMU

The government cut the funding for the program that tracks forever diarrhea, and now people are getting forever diarrhea 🤔 @michaelkosta.bsky.social

Lindsey Graham is the sixth member of Congress to die this TERM? WTF is going on down there?

Taco Bell heard "explosive diarrhea" and was like, "Yeah, must've been us"

America Gets Diarrhea, CDC Has No Money to Help & Iran War Budget Explodes youtu.be/uJwjvNYKuyY?...

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A 20% toll for the Hormuz Strait could have ships paying $32 million (unless they have an E-ZPass)

As Mitch McConnell vows to continue his unfinished business, Jon Stewart begs him: "Don't!"

Did Lindsey Graham’s sister, Darline Graham Nordone, get his Senate seat in the will?

Trump's IndyCar Race, Lindsey Graham's Sis Successor & Toll War in Hormuz Strait youtu.be/Q43KKnP3SVc

Holy s**t, "Middle East peace" is about as ambitious as a bucket list item can get

"I do not think the people deciding rules about the most advanced technology on Earth should look like they're steam-powered" Jon Stewart

Trump zoomed through the first five stages of grief and went straight to ""f**k that guy"

Jon Stewart on Lindsey Graham's Death & America's Geriatric Political Class youtu.be/xH-yAy8_yB4

Dopamine apps are on the rise and gkuhlenschmidt.bsky.social has found a new way to disgust herself

Wait, the president flies with an extra emotional support plane?

Now here it is, your moment of moments

Potential replacement candidates for Graham Platner: a beer brewer, a logger, and... McDreamy?

Trump's gushing description of the NATO summit makes it sound like one big international circle jerk

Graham Platner drops out of the Maine Senate race and wants to help pick his replacement? Buddy, you’ve done enough

Platner Calls It Quits in Maine Race & Trump’s Qatari Bribe Plane Gets Grounded youtu.be/ZB8lJh96WS0

Trump's pissed because Iran broke a cardinal playground rule: no shooting during a timeout!

The crashing skydiver was NOT a metaphor for America, but only because that guy is completely OK

Republicans all came out on the same day to say "I talked to Mitch McConnell" and @ronnychieng.bsky.social is calling bulls**t

Trump Declares Iran Ceasefire "Over" & Goes No-Contact with Spain youtu.be/YpTRbj5mtcM

Jon Stewart and the Best F**king News Team are nominated for 7 Emmys! Thank you Television Academy!

A coming-of-age story for AI? Hope they include her awkward puberty stage with 11 fingers and one really long leg

How dare Belgium beat America and use our president’s own jerkoff dance against him!

Not even the World Cup is immune to Trump's signature corruption

Trump Meddles in USA World Cup Game & America's 250th Takes a Nosedive youtu.be/i9EJPcb36ws

First-class air travel is getting nicer and nicer every day: caviar, showers, unlimited farting @lesdoggg.bsky.social

Good news: This former OpenAI researcher believes we still have 8 years before AI kills us!

Here's an RFK Jr. raccoon penis story that will leave you saying "I wish I didn't hear that RFK Jr. raccoon penis story"

A robot that can dance AND delay your flight by an hour? What a time to be alive!

What should go in the America 250 time capsule? Maybe an apology for how we left the place

Trump Industries has an exciting new way to separate MAGA from their money!

@joshjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social can't focus on Trump's reflecting pool when Sean Hannity's face looks like that

@thelewisblack.bsky.social can't believe he has to say this, but boiling a goji berry does not make you Chinese!

Jon Stewart remembers the last time Donald Trump tried to do math, 20 years ago

Do @joshjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social and Daily Show writer Randall Otis have what it takes to survive a global economic depression? Probably not

After months of war, nobody thought to call Iran's nuclear inspectors before 2am on Sunday night?

Is Trump feeling threatened by the new "kingmaker" in town?

Mamdani’s Endorsements Sweep NY Primaries & World Cup Fans Can’t Get Enough Ranch youtu.be/DQK8YqgbEsY

All citizens are advised to be on the lookout for the guy who stuck his hand in the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool

Scottish World Cup fans are turning Miami's Little Havana into Little Glasgow for the week

Trump claims Obama's deal with Iran was "the dumbest deal" he's ever seen. Has he read his own deal?

Hey kids! Skip Disneyland and come out to see Trump's bright green reflecting pool!