Iran, take some advice from Jon Stewart: the worst thing you can do in a two-on-one is slap everyone else

America started a war to take out an ailing 86-year-old? Time was already doing its thing!

Three days into war and Trump is already bored of talking about Iran

Trump Launches War with Iran and Refuses to Explain... Anything youtu.be/WCkcPcMTYuQ

Trump apparently called every reporter in America to talk about the war

Humanity can’t thrive if astronauts stay abstinent, so @michaelkosta.bsky.social finds out how to smash in space

take the W

TONIGHT: Jon Stewart hosts an all-new episode of The Daily Show with guest Iranian filmmaker Jafar Panahi

Christa Miller shares her intel on the "Scrubs" revival, and @desilydic.bsky.social hopes to reprise her role as “Nurse Buttaface”

LindellTV has Steve Bannon, grueling tech issues, and the song of the year: “Trump's Yo President”

In explaining his Epstein ties, Bill Gates might have committed an HR violation

Jon Stewart on MAGA’s deranged Olympic victory lap after Team USA beat Canada

Desi Lydic can’t believe how much money lawyers have been paid because of Bill Clinton’s penis

DOJ Buries Epstein Files on Trump & Snowball Fight Turns MAGA Into Snowflakes youtu.be/TC1_eGiXJX8

Desi Lydic recaps all the big winners from Trump's State of the Union Awards, including Team USA’s hockey goalie, Connor Hellebuyck

Today we are publishing the results of a thorough investigation into Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-NY)

If Trump's hospital ship is gonna make it to Greenland, first it needs to chart a course for water

Trump's State of the Union speech took a turn from "golden age of America" to true crime podcast

SOTU Recap: Trump Gets Tarantino-Gory & Award-Crazy in Record-Long Address youtu.be/RgHkzNdKBdM

Kristi Noem and Corey Lewandowski have been flying around on a taxpayer-funded f**k plane

Great motivation

Jon Stewart eviscerates Punch: "There's something wrong with that f**cking monkey!"

Gotta re-read that chapter 🤔

RFK Jr. and Kid Rock’s new workout video is a disgusting trainwreck, and Desi Lydic can’t look away

Fun Fact: You've died, and this is purgatory

"Holy shit, did WE ever make the right decision" - The US Women's Hockey Team

Trump: For the sake of time I'm just gonna read a list of names and say either "murdered" or "raped" #SOTU

Trump: "I am officially announcing the war on fraud to be led by our great vice president, J.D. Vance"

When you suddenly remember the best sandwich you ever had in your life from the Epstein Island Grill

'Hellebuyck? What is that, Dutch?' asks Stephen Miller, sniffing American goalie

President Trump begins his State of the Union address with a customary 108-minute screening of the MELANIA film

State of the Union Fact Check: Nope, none so far

RFK and Kid Rock Strip Down for Workout Video & Kristi Noem Flies in a F**k Plane youtu.be/ojWizI0g6bA

NOTE: If you hear the N-word during tonight's State of the Union, it's either because someone in the audience has Tourette's or the president is speaking

Is it already time for Trump's annual "total and complete obliteration" of Iran's nuclear program?

Trump had a public meltdown after the Supreme Court took away his tariff toy

All of MAGA celebrated Team USA's hockey win, even Kash "Crazy Eyes" Patel!

SCOTUS Torches Trump's Tariffs, Iran War Looms & MAGA Co-opts Team USA Hockey Win youtu.be/fOdTHhQ1xY0

First-class air travel is getting nicer and nicer every day: caviar, showers, unlimited farting @lesdoggg.bsky.social

Trump just realized his earthly immunity doesn’t apply to heaven

If you thought Eric Adams was weird as mayor, wait til you see how weird he is as not-mayor

Move over Milan, Grace Kuhlenschmidt is all about the robot Olympics

Gen Z thinks malls are cool now, which means @thelewisblack.bsky.social can start shopping at Hot Topic again

The best part of hosting? Being a real f**king diva, of course #AfterTheCut

Calling political opponents fascists and mocking victims of political violence? Republicans would NEVER

Is Ted Cruz a pair of $800 Ferragamo boat shoes? Because Tucker Carlson OWNED him

Trump gutted crucial EPA regulations, but Americans can take solace in his message of "don't worry"

Say what you want about Trump, but at least he's transparent with his corruption

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