Trump was totally going to make a deal with Iran; he just didn't know how "crafty" the Iranians were

Ivanka Trump didn't just buy an island amid a struggling economy, she "tangibly manifested" it

Trump’s Losing Streak Seeps Into Iran & Netanyahu Gets a Taste of Mean Girl Trump youtu.be/oBEDGJE0_yI

Trump hasn't given us a peace deal with Iran yet, but he did give us "Dumocrats"

A man named Jeff Epstein (but not THAT Jeff Epstein) was the booking agent for the Freedom 250 party

That deal with Iran is coming any day now, right Trump?

Trump Can’t Negotiate for S**t, and the Iran Peace Talks Prove It youtu.be/xoHsosBXukA

Elmo is wishing peace for everyone, and conservatives can't stand it

NYU Professor Scott Galloway on how Dems can work to regain the trust of young men in America

Grace Kuhlenschmidt on whether tummy time is the cure for tech neck

Dr. Oz's PSA is what happens when you do a Jennifer Hudson spirit tunnel with only white people

Paul W. Downs opens up about the pressure of delivering a satisfying "Hacks" finale after five seasons

Ronny Chieng explains why people should interact more face-to-face and stay off the "asylum" that is the internet #AfterTheCut

Jon Stewart on the cycle of demands and threats toward Iran that make up Trump's "Art of the Deal"

Grad pro tip: When answering interview questions, keep your answers cocky and super f**king weird

Well, we wanted Trump to stop harassing women, and it looks like he found a loophole

Indicting a 94-year-old sends the message that no one is above the law, even if your pants are above your nipples

The group vying for Trump's $1.8 billion slush fund is a who's who of "Oh yeah, that f**king weirdo"

$1.8 Billion Slush Fund Has J6ers Playing Victim & Trump Creeps on Coast Guard Grad youtu.be/cZiPuCeWa6A

If your hand doesn't look as grotesque as Trump's after an interview, consider that job lost

So the Epstein files didn't put anyone in prison, but the guy who got the Epstein files released got voted out?

No one went to prison over the Epstein files, but the guy who released the files got voted out?

Trump's Iran War Plan Was Dumber Than You Thought & U.S. Indicts 94-Year-Old Castro youtu.be/Ty5bKxGm6C0

After his stock market meddling, Trump is going to have to start adding #ad to his speeches

There's no need to tell the interviewer about your lifelong pattern of corruption

Are we being taxed for NOT doing an insurrection?

Trump Taps Todd Blanche for J6er Slush Fund & Makes Bank After Boosting Stocks youtu.be/C11ozZZ3x1M

Chad P. Bown and Soumaya Keynes on whether Trump launched a trade war without a coherent strategy

Note to job-seeking grads: If you're gonna name a favorite book, be ready for a follow-up question

Trump flew 400 million miles to personally confront our rival superpower, and all he got was Xi's Instagram?

Trump Gushes Over Xi & Jon Helps 2026 Graduates Land a Job the Trump Way youtu.be/MSXAXnaYReA

Ronny Chieng solves male loneliness by squashing the beef between two AI necklace entrepreneurs

"Take Me to Your Leader" author Neil deGrasse Tyson shares the proper way to greet an alien

America's edging dictatorship, and it's giving Charlamagne red, white, and blue balls

Bret Baier showed us an authentic Chinese cultural experience: ordering a sausage from a convenience store robot

The upside of being a billionaire? Financial freedom. The downside? Hanging out with Donald Trump

Trump's China visit is highlighting a real language barrier: he can only speak in fast-food terms

Xi Makes Trump Climb Stairs, Learn Ancient Greek History & Tremble Over Taiwan Talk youtu.be/5GWIgqrUIdI

The updated fine print for Trump's phone feels less "terms and conditions" and more "Got ya, bitch!"

Experts are getting chronic fatigue syndrome from having to explain that hantavirus is NOT Covid 2.0

Trump stepped off that plane in China looking like he immediately regretted his choice of entourage

MAGA Rages Over Missing Trump Phones & POTUS Heads to China with Elon and the Boys youtu.be/T-hlslkn_Yc

If you think your tax dollars paid for Sean Duffy's family vacay, don't worry: It was the OTHER kind of corruption

Why listen to health experts when you could get a steady dose of fearmongering from the media?

RFK Jr. and Dr. Oz have a message for boys who are under-spermed and women who are under-babied

RFK Jr. Dissatisfied with Teen Sperm & Sean Duffy Gets Back to Reality youtu.be/kWF4XLGBEAU

Experts insist the hantavirus isn't another Covid, but the media's itching to recapture that pandemic ratings magic

Nothing says "not idolatry" like praying over a giant golden statue of the president

A couple caught hantavirus from birdwatching in a landfill? Jon has so many questions

Hantavirus Is Not the Next Covid, But Try Telling That to the News Media youtu.be/WGMmgMke9p8