The feds raid Ul'dah and are chased out by a big green man in a thong, 4 cat men in Hawaiian shirts, 5 rabbit or cat women, and a minimum height Lalafell named Antifa Bantifa

Railing one tylenol after another until I'm finally good at Sonic the Hedgehog 2.

This is horrific and feels like it should be a bigger deal. Business Insider reports that people who have worked at xAI have seen Grok create images and written material with child sex abuse material. www.businessinsider.com/elon-musk-gr...

Really horrifying that musk is running every base of depravity he can and it’s just allowed to happen because he’s insanely wealthy

Just learned that shadeversity(the incel sword nerd) made an ai Charlie Kirk star wars tribute where Darth Vader is trans and somehow thats just a sentence that exists now.

This must be that small government i hear republicans shitting themselves over

are ur kids talking about autism? ttyl - take tylenol you loser aita - autism is tylenol ahhhh wtaf - where tylenol? autism fiending gtfo - get tylenol, freakin out g2g - got to go (pick up tylenol)

Lmao they crashed Grindr at the funeral I am cackling

so the Economist article isn't attributed an author. but someone in the replies of this 🧵 tipped me off that it was Jəsse Singal. & it turns out that it was, which in retrospect isn't surprising (as he's one of the ppl who would never answer this question):

SCOOP — Part of the reason Disney/ABC may have rushed to sort things out with Kimmel is because tomorrow they have a planned price increase for Disney+ streaming, a Disney source tells me. With subscriptions hemorrhaging since last week, they couldn’t risk losing more users with this announcement.

me telling my grandkids what it was like to have vaccines

Ezra Klein 🤝 Neera Tanden Despite the overwhelming popularity of abortion rights in all states, we should surrender instead

Autism is caused by facing due north at any time during pregnancy or any time after

I’d love it if people talked this way about anti-trans medical misinformation propaganda too! Just saying! It’s right there and quite easy to do!

And this is the reason we keep getting him. People voting for superficial bullshit and not voting for anyone that will work to substantially improve the lives of the American people

Honestly just the dumbest timeliness, you emboldened fascists, tanked your stock price, pissed off seemingly everyone to learn absolutely nothing

Today I learned ANTIFA includes the head of the CIA😭😭

They're calling it the worst variety show ever

like, come on folks

Online Conservatives seeing everyone ignore the memorial to watch football

Taking a big smelly shit to memorialize Charlie Kirk and all he stood for

you guys

liberals have one book, and it was written by a nazi transphobe, and they still refuse to read another one

Very cool that J.K. Rowling managed to get on the Kayne career path without actually having any talent

lol

Holy shit please just be done with this person(AOC), this normalizing of appeasing fascists is more than insane, its deliberate

Jay & her team have been systematically targeting Palestinians for over a year by deleting accounts as they appear. Most accounts are for fundraising to survive agenocide. This is a violence. Jay is deploying violence. She is participating in genocide. "Human heart." GTFO.

Liberals gearing up for an exciting weekend of yelling at people online that they have to vote for a party that just overwhelming voted to honor a person who advocated for the death of gay people, the execution of Joe Biden, the repeal of the civil rights act and was vocally pro-school shooting

Lmao "opposition party"

Yeah liberals on are the case.

Uh huh.

no american will ever care about any injustice unless it personally affects them. that’s why I truly think there is nobody coming to help trans people. all these people are spiritually from munich

It's 2084 and the incumbent democratic president, in hopes of securing right-wing votes, swears an oath to not remove the trump statue. He loses every state.

random history tidbit that probably has nothing at all to do with current events because why would it: weimar centrists (centre party) made coalition with the nazis to prevent the socialists and communists from gaining control of the reichstag, and they eventually voted for the enabling act.

lol thanks Chuck, Joe, Sinema

boy oh boy i hate how relevant this one is becoming

weird that neither of these articles two main stories decrying censorship mention WaPo's firing of @karenattiah.bsky.social I guess democracy really does die in darkness

*Taps sign*

Homie managing to look still overweight and guant and frail as shit at the same time

Brittish controlled India, Syria, Cambodia, Vietnam, Iraq, Iraq, Afghanistan, Chile, and of course Palestine, Congo and Sudan. Just no horrors whatsoever

I mean, here's what Republicans are openly saying should happen to people like me. Seems a bit Nazi-like, tbh!

Ah, I look forward to @nytimes.com's reaction editorial tomorrow defending the First Amendment — "first for a reason" — like they did for that podcaster who said we had to accept campus shootings until he died in one.

“I was a convicted criminal, but I was proud of my crime…. It was above all the crime of seeking to convince my people that NONCOOPERATION WITH EVIL IS JUST AS MUCH A MORAL DUTY AS COOPERATION WITH GOOD.” -Dr. King, on his conviction for violating Alabama boycott law *emphasis added

he always looks like he’s in a Command and Conquer cutscene