ok we’re doing funny tweets again so I’ll do a thread of just stuff that’s already on my phone.

This is an absolute scandal; the United States government is deliberately consolidating all deportation cases of an ethnic minority that the President has called "garbage" in front of a handpicked group of judges and with dramatically accelerated timeline. A lawsuit was filed yesterday against it.

Hilarious that this speech was seemingly the "Emperor is naked" moment and not everything else. Its like Biden after the June '24 debate. Like these people only conceive things as real if they witness it on prime time TV.

US President Trump’s approval rating on the economy falls to a record low 31% in a CNN poll, with about two-thirds of Americans saying his policies worsened economic conditions as gas prices rise above $4 per gallon after the US attack on Iran. #USA

Pam, some of the densest motherfuckers on the planet are now going on about "reading comprehension" while establishing their complete lack of understanding of the social dynamics at play. This situation is rapidly deteriorating!

Several members of one of the most openly hated minority groups in the country today just called me a "little baby bitch boy." One of these posts received upwards of 17 likes. Here are their names, faces, and addresses so you can all teach them to be the bigger person. With sticks.

the supreme court ruled that ai output cannot be copyrighted since it has no author so they shouldn’t be allowed to issue these takedowns

That Trump speech caused oil to spike by like $7 a barrel lmao.

Just Israel’s security minister posting hype videos about the execution chambers they’re about to begin exterminating Palestinian abductees in. Israel is worse than every Hollywood depiction of Nazis. Evil vile psychopaths 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🇮🇱

Suddenly IP exists, I see…

What in the actual fuck was that

There is no Democratic Opposition to the War in Iran, just a bunch of “get a load of this guy! He’s clueless!” while bombs still fly

Great point, Chris, if only there were a governing body in place whose job it was to keep him in check. I stead we pay $250,000x535 annually to get interns post sassy tweets

Excellent speech sir

Very cool Trump is simultaneously rambling on about some stupid shit, no idea what, probably about how peace is near but its because they've been utterly defeated and how we've achieved all our goals and are declaring victory and that we will continue bombing them at the same time

It seems we just bombed some residential buildings in an attempt to kill a former diplomat who was trying to facilitate negotiations. A civilian trying to *end* hostilities, surrounded by other civilians in their homes. We are completely lost.

This is the sort of gangsterism that even Genghis Khan found to be offensive, it breaks a taboo that predates the very idea of true international law.

The last time Democrats were this energized towards a common cause it was to honor Charlie Kirk and ICE agents

When you see someone talking about how the economy is fine remember 10 American-based billionaires have the same amount of wealth as 4 billion people and move on with your day. Someone fixating on a couple of bucks in wage increases is being intentionally obtuse.

While the attorney never got to finish that sentence the implication is clear. Natives are going to be faced with a choice, probably very soon, as to where our loyalty lies if the birthright citizenship executive order is upheld. This exchange is why you should listen to Natives.

Yesterday I posted that the so called united states would eventually make Natives choose between our Native Nations citizenship and that of "america" and it sounds like I am right. They pretty much said the quiet part out loud in today's supreme court hearing on

Who hasn’t faked the death of a 193-year-old tortoise in order to sell crypto? Grow up

Any dissenting Judge should be impeached at the very least(they won't be but they should), honestly should be tried for treason. Thats not hyperbole, this is the definition of treason.

Anything less than a 9-0 unambiguous affirmation of birthright citizenship as settled law that cannot be changed except by Amendment is properly understood as an assault by those Justices on the foundation of American values, law, and government. To even humor this shows the institution has failed.

ahhhh looks like the old Pretend To Be A Famous 193-Year-Old Tortoise's Veterinarian And Say He Died And Then Solicit Crypto Donations Through Social Media scam i've seen it a million times

I wish the fact that DHS has been culpable in an alarmingly high number of homicides should be a bigger story than a twitch streamer being too mean to Israel. @jaketapper.bsky.social you stupid bitch.

So far I have received zero invites. I have, however, received a note from a legal podcaster saying that I won't be on because being trans isn't a qualification to talk about this issue.

according to this, they're apparently just figuring that if enough of them act like it's true, it's almost like it IS true

Is there some sort of phenomenon where John Browns picture is related to something completely different than the actuql John Brown, how does this keep happening

This is such a fun thing to say two weeks before April 15th

Oh, no, NASA has gone WOKE and powered this Moon mission capsule with solar power, which is soy and effeminate. REAL power should have been coal. AMERICAN astronauts should come back from the Moon with black lung, not just fancy observations.

Oh dang thats crazy bruv www.advocate.com/news/woke-gi...

See I hope its because he took dark money from aipac and then tried to lie about it when he got caught

This was a really cute one, imagine being a lawyer and being upset because someone repeated your exact argument but changed the words "Trans person" to "wealthy journalists and attorneys" and youre a member of the LGTBQ+ community🙃

saying shit so stupid a bunch of people tell you to fuck off isn't a 'dogpile' purposefully directing your large following at smaller accounts for the crime of criticizing you *is* a dogpile hope this helps alleviate some of the confusion I'm seeing on the timeline today

I see the big wet baby decided to go and block everyone criticizing him AFTER getting a ton of sympathy from other white color liberals and siccing right wing fanatics on 50 follower Trans accounts. The system just works, folks

Really gotta ask what possible news worthy event is giving these people hope that things are getting better

I think there may be some glaring issues in the "we dont need humans in charge of moderation" school of business efficency

imagine jerking off online and it results in your family losing their home

Iran is about to be polling better than any federal american politician

If you think everything doesnt revolve around class just watch how fast white collar types like established journalists and attorneys abandon any pretense of allyship when they feel a member of their special group they "earned" membership in feels slighted.

👍 Give em hell boys

Lol fuck it why not, right

We’re gonna do it. We are gonna execute Chris Matthews in Central Park

yeah and i use a spoon to eat soup