I made my own vegan seitan pastrami today and it was fun AND delicious.

I’m not trying to be mean but people who are just discovering from recent interviews that Andy Weir has negative emotional intelligence simply did not read the Martian as it was written. It was a boring powerpoint presentation! Come on bros

when Indy pauses on a hiking trail to turn around and make sure I’m still bringing up the rear, my heart explodes and I need to take a moment to recover

I’ve had an eye twitch for the past four days but it doesn’t really bother me because it just feels so natural for 2026. Everyone should have at least one twitchy eye.

I spotted a new CA native in my garden! Gilia tricolor. #bloomscrolling 🌱

I just saw a commercial for Redfin that used a shitty version of the Mr. Rogers' song "Won't You Be My Neighbor?" and this may be it, this may be when I start hoarding guns and writing manifestos

Recently, JD Vance announced that he believes UFOs are demons. Why? I think it has something to do with the fact that his billionaire owner, Peter Thiel, is attempting to delay the End Times. Yes, really. skepchick.org/2026/04/the-...

my husband: I’m still hungry. want popcorn? me: only on one condition him: is it… (both): the chum bucket

people who say that quote dunks are bad because they platform bad people are actually only saying that because they’re not funny enough at quote dunking people into the grave. I love seeing a great dunk please don’t let these scolds stop our talented dunkers

Very happy to have the #ArtemisII livestream so I can spend at least a little time pretending I live in a better universe where this is the biggest news of the week. The biggest news involving rockets, even.

Only one liberal justice dissented when the Supreme Court decided that it's okay for an anti-LGBTQ+ therapist to tell patients they should force themselves to be heterosexual and cis gendered, despite the fact that we know that doesn't work. skepchick.org/2026/04/scot...

This is a great thread. It's a week old but I'm RTing for Trans Day of Visibility to remind people that democracy doesn't stop even when the candidate you voted for gets elected. Mamdani is awesome, and he's YOUR employee. You can and should let your representatives know what they should be doing

Your periodic reminder to get to know your neighbors: one of my neighbors just saved the life of another after realizing she hadn't heard from her in a bit. She knocked on the door & called but no answer. Did a wellness check: she fell & was trapped on the bathroom floor for 5 days! She's now ok

Happy International Transgender Day of Visibility! The Olympics has issued a new policy that ostensibly bans trans women from women's events. It also bans some cis women, but for some reason allows trans men on testosterone to compete against cis women. Great job idiots skepchick.org/2026/03/olym...

the Fung Wah used to take me from Boston’s chinatown to NYC chinatown for $15. One time I took the overnight bus and when we arrived in NY at sunrise the driver was 60 years younger than when started. I’m excited to enter the age when I can shout these sort of stories at teens to scare them

Just saw Project Hail Mary and can recommend it based solely on the fact that Ryan Gosling does the “Nice Guys” scream TWICE

For anyone that needs this:

Hadn’t seen Indy for a minute so I checked the backyard. Almost didn’t see him. Vibing with the pollinators. #bloomscrolling 🌱

The bluesky address is @attie.ai and it really needs to be in the top five accounts blocked on this platform. This is honestly some of the most tonedeaf shit I’ve seen from BS and thats saying something

Great news: in their third game of the season, the San Francisco Giants have just barely pulled ahead of the San Jose Sharks, the Golden State Warriors, and the San Francisco 49ers on number of runs scored

Same energy as comments on my latest video where I mention that Johnny Depp's PR team successfully astroturfed a hate campaign against Amber Heard. "No! I saw the trial and came to the exact same conclusion that his PR team paid bots to spread!"

I just biked past an assisted living complex in Oakland and there were a dozen + seniors and nurses lined up along the street holding handmade “No Kings” and cheering. It was incredible

update: talking about these guys led to my husband telling me about legacy contacts on iphones (who gets ur data when you die) so we tried to set it up on my phone but there was a bug & now he’s on his work laptop opening a ticket I cant believe incels are now interfering with my ability to get laid

I now realize that these men have never been in a sis relationship. They've never had so much as a utility bill they had to share with another human. I'm so lucky to be married to a programmer with insane security who still knows it's ok to share the password for our trash collection on 1password

obligatory post-Giants game ferry pic

Not sure which aspect of the Giants opening day has been most off-putting: SFPD holding a desecrated American flag, military jets flying overhead to remind everyone of those Iranian children we just killed, or the “in memoriam” set to Cohen’s Hallelujah, a song about fucking.

Begging developers to stop and think before making texts to a single phone number the only 2FA option: “is it possible that two people might share one login to my app?”

If you don't have the time to watch my latest video, I'll try to summarize what's happening with Rebel Wilson: in her directorial debut, she has accused a producer of sexually assaulting her lead actress. The producer is suing her for defamation, and...so is the actress. 1/3 youtu.be/VxfQsqjZG6o

After a full day of people I follow complaining about homophobic libs, I finally get to know the source and I'm not sure why I didn't just, like, assume it was Gavin Newsom meming

I thought this person was pathetic for participating in a smear campaign for free. I was wrong. They are, in fact, pathetic for an entirely different reason. www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxfQ...

The actor Rebel Wilson is being sued for defamation for claiming that a producer on her new movie sexually assaulted the lead actress. This story is, in fact, SO MUCH WILDER than you realize. skepchick.org/2026/03/rebe...

My husband and I always go to SF Giants opening day but this year it was an opening night. That sounded dumb as shit so we didn't but tickets. It's on now, only on Netflix, and half the cameras appear to have vaseline smeared on the lenses. Great job @mlb.com you fucking idiots

I'm 14 and back in my high school library. My new boyfriend shows me a tracing of Wolverine. "That's based on an illustration by Stan Lee," he says. "No," I say. "You mean Jim Lee. Wolvie 27." He says he's pretty sure it's Stan Lee. I say he's dumb as shit.

Went for a bike ride, hung out in the sunny backyard with the dog, and then had a nice chat with my neighbor and our friendly neighborhood handy guys. I was feeling great so obviously I hopped back on the internet and am now once again completely Jokerfied.

So many commenters are posting "Hm, seems like a psy op that this is just coming out now." Honestly, fuck these conspiracy brained misogynists who view RAPED CHILDREN as political pawns to be thrown in the trash. Of course they ask "Why now" and not "why not decades ago?" Fuck. I need to get offline

This guy should focus on the real problem, which is the HOA requiring that stupid music to play all the time and drown out conversations

Recently, the NY Times revealed that Cesar Chavez sexually abused women and children for years. Here's why that's not, unfortunately, the most surprising news: Chavez wanted to be a cult leader skepchick.org/2026/03/cesa...

The weird thing about this is that SFO isn't on the list of airports where ICE was supposedly deployed. SFO uses private contractors to do security so it hasn't had a problem with TSA not showing up. Which means...these are just the assholes who were already there? And are now feeling emboldened?

Ready or Not 2 is great. There’s one completely baffling plot hole* that I can’t explain but other than that, bloody glorious. *SPOILER: why didn’t they drive the golf cart through the crashed open gate???

While pulling weeds I saw a cool spider chilling on a stalk of grass so I spent a long time trying and failing to get a decent photo so I could come inside and carefully go through ID options. It’s a grass spider. That’s what the spider on the grass was. A grass spider.

Not only did my native pollinator garden make through last week’s heat wave with no watering, but I have my very first poppy, the clarkias are beginning to bloom, and my fave, the penstemon, is exploding 🌱 #gardensky

Every time I go through airport security I encounter a different set of rules regarding my shoes, jacket, electronics, etc, and if I don’t guess correctly on which rules are in place, I get yelled at. Anyway, today I realized I should have been grateful the person yelling at me didn’t have a gun.

I got free tickets to the boy aquarium and I got a free Barbie fanny pack and the boys came out of a SHARK and now they’re already punching each other. Excellent day so far

He really thought he had something there youtu.be/Corqql0QGHE

I’ve thought some more on it and it can be like “if strava fixes the issue or gives me $5k I will not mention them for the next year”

I use Strava a lot because I'm on my bicycle a lot. So I searched for an email address where I could send them screenshots of the OG bug & also this useless chat log. I couldn't find one. So the only way I had to send a message to a human (maybe?) was to cancel my subscription after many years.

You know all those stories of people going insane because of AI Chatbots? Well, thanks to Strava I am now one of them. They're dropping FB login so I tried to change to email many times over the past two weeks but an obvious bug kept preventing it in app & on desktop. So I contacted "support."

It's always disorienting when a shitposter I follow mentions something about having an office job or whatever. It's just not right. Good shitposting should at least cover basic necessities to ensure that our finest shitposters don't need to go out and do normal people things

ICYMI I recently learned that Hugh Jackman is in a fucked up cult known for abusing women and children! It's like a less expensive, more British Scientology. www.patreon.com/posts/inside...

okay update, credit where credit is due, mad respect to someone who is just like "nah I cannot defend the tu quoque I tried, good day sir"