hell yeah brother

Jazzpunk is one of the video games of all time. I refuse to explain anything further and ruin the experience.

I hate how the internet has ruined the one thing the internet was good at - cat pics - because S*m *ltman and his ilk wanted a legally-gray CSAM generator that also happened to be good at faking other images

If you need a pick-me-up this weekend:

My previous housemates ripped me off and now I have to do this to survive homelessness, for now. #mutualaid #signalboost @mnblkmutualaid.bsky.social

Recycling cohost posts

maybe it's because I'm autistic but if you tell me I have poor reading comprehension because the words I read have an obvious meaning, and there's no correction or clarification, and I understand them to *mean what they say*, I hope you get colon spiders

DC is, flatly, owed statehood after what they have been through under this man to make sure this shit never happens again

Anime Expo performance art

its kinda crazy that anyone under 30 that wants to discuss politics has to frame all discourse based on streamers which have to be like 99.9999% men bcz when women talk about politics they get MORE d word threats than usual. which their usual is still higher than imaginable. Is this good?

i lost most of my subscribers cuz coming out lost me my family + male puberty sucked for creativity, if u feel generous slip me a buck or two paypal.me/TaliaLavin

"Wait so you're happy that Mitch is dying in hospital with the world's worst case of flail chest?" ...not yet I'm not.

I hope the sound of Mitch McConnell's ribs breaking during CPR reminded him of the galloping of hell's horses that await him at the burning gates.

My dad and I are being evicted! Our landlord is going to throw us out and we have nowhere to go. If you can share or donate, I would sincerely appreciate it! ko-fi.com/coloratura20...

don’t care didn’t ask sending you a haunted doll in the mail via unmarked postage

We've now lost the Ayatollah of RocknRolla

If I hear the word “pragmatic” used to justify senseless oil and gas investment one more time I’m going to rip every single hair from my damn head

“Smith also says climate change is likely playing the largest role in our summer weather.” Twenty-seven paragraphs into a 30-paragraph story, buried after a “How you can prepare” section that usually ends pieces like this. Tossed out as an aside.

“‘There’s an opportunity for us to set a new standard, to show America that we can restore, as humans, a watershed that’s been degraded for the last 100-plus years.’ He’s proud that tribal nations are leading the effort.” Great @btoastie.bsky.social story on Tribes returning salmon to the Klamath.

Loser Eurocentric Stereotype Wolf: Bloody Thirsty Beast, Angry, loner, a symbol of patriarchal and religious violence Based Tsalagi Wolf: Teacher, Loves Their Family, Known To Play games and eat berries, Skilled Hunter and strategist.

Grim detail here is Roger Waters saying “I saw something interesting on Instagram.” I think once you get enough money that you don’t really need to do anything with most of your time you’re just 100% more likely to get cooked by social media.

No one can tell us medievalists that we're a bunch of irrelevants now. Not only is there a papal schism going on, but every smooth-brained bigot is reverting to 13th-century antisemitism, talking about usury and shit.

Oh shit. He’s dead-dead. #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

Reporter: "And what's your plan to stop tech platforms from manipulating users into extremist, antisocial positions?" Dems, breathing heavily with heart-shaped pupils: "MORE SURVEILLANCE!"

Never forget that most of the rage and fear we are swimming in was deliberately manufactured to control us

new metaphor just dropped

This... this is really fucked up, y'all. You've heard of throwing spaghetti against the wall to see if it sticks? Well, they're throwing it at everyone's wall, not just their own, and whatever "it" is, it sure ain't spaghetti. DoJ is now properly pronounced "degen."

As is tradition by now every year

Come on man, you gotta give satire some breathing room

It helps to remember every billionaire complaint is, fundamentally, Declaring War On Bedtime at the end of the day. (Which is bedtime)

As an over-40 person, the best thing to do in a nightclub is find a seat in a dark corner and pretend you’re the NPC the protagonist has to visit to get a shady quest in exchange for main quest intel

“67% of profits went to just 0.1% of accounts” That is all you gotta say

RIP to all the catholics excommunicated by the pope for their heresy but im different. and better. maybe even better than the pope

[director voice] THEYVE GOT THESE HOT NEW THINGS IN EUROPE CALLED TRANSSEXUALS. I THINK THATS NIFTY AND I WANNA PUT ONE IN MY TV SHOW. I AM NOT WOKE ON TRANS ISSUES BUT LETS GIVE IT OUR BEST SHOT, BOYS!

trans pride shirt sighted at a bowling alley in a four-digit population town in Montana, if you wanted a sense of who’s winning the culture war

God he looks like Frankenstein creature

For years I've said that the tech gentry weren't the people of the future but the czarist aristocracy clustered around Rasputin's seance table. Honestly, y'all, think I'm pretty vindicated on that one.

I think one the funnier, more subtle gags in Toy Story 2 is how man Buzz Lightyears there are in stores. He was such a hot in demand toy they had up production to meet demand...then demand cooled and now he's a shelfwarmer.

Congratulations to Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce on getting married inside Jim Dolan’s surveillance panopticon.

first ethical millionaire

Sex workers ARE human We have human lives We have human emotions Black peoples are NOT bots for you to constantly require work from us. We have lost community so severely, and all yall care about is what we can do for you 😒

can't stop thinking about the two morrowind mods that, in tandem, make it FFXI (FF11 Style Menu BG and Button Replacer + FF-HUD). it's uncanny and I kind of have to respect how it doesn't even feel all that anachronistic www.nexusmods.com/morrowind/mo... www.nexusmods.com/morrowind/mo...

Everyone’s enjoying the excommunication drama but there are also lessons for pro-democracy political actors. Decades of accommodating and appeasing this sect did not work and only emboldened them. You have to go whole hog. When you have power, break the back of the reactionaries. Shut them out

Henry Kissinger is dead

>"The DSA is a white supremacy cult" 👇 >[Block]

dawg this is such a good time to be a criminal

These are like all of my favorite things, July rules

It’s HOT! Don’t forget to unplug your local Data center to stay cool.