I have a neice and nephew and neither of them have had a why phase and not to make it about me but ive prepared for a why phase my whole life, seems like a bummer i cant utilize it

Did all my tasks to set myself up to wake up, but didnt fill my waterbottle because i thought or my waterbottle is full. Sat down with all my meds and coffee went to lift my waterbottle and not only was it empty. I used the force as if it was full and flung my bottle with No water into the air. :)

i was actually looking bcz i thought the episode seemed incongruent to the rest of the universe building but other autists have different problems

I asked about why birds seemingly have a specific measured difference between each other when like on wires and pat proposed a couple possible reasons and then said “tho thats just a guess im not sure” which can i just say. extremely considerate thing to say to me right now

lets see the gamer therapist (this is his actual moniker but also i mean it in the way you think) deal with some magical thinking and hoarding lets get some conspiratorial thinkers in there. 20 sad people? entry level.

really really really good

You read about how complicit the liberal media was with the ascendance of the national socialists in Germany and it's difficult to comprehend. The thing is, I see it now and it is still difficult to comprehend. To be this stupid and gullible. To be this incompetent. To be as complicit as this.

Does anyone wanna come over and do the following 1. Spray seal the top of my tv console .. the spray is literally right next to it. Yes it will be inside. I have masks and the door will be open. lets not debate it 2. Assemble a shelf 3. Regular house chores 4. Wash my hair (i will NOT be helpful)

Im drinking my stupid electrolytes i dont want to talk about how much electrolyte water i should have in my body by 7pm… and where we are now. mistakes were made.

Tw animal harm Can someone give me electrolyte water like im a goose being prepped for foie gras?

when the crafters on youtube Use airdry clay for fantasy projects i wanna yell “you get 3-4 years and then it cracks or crumbles… i know bcs two of my items crumbled in my hands moving them this year. Or just like never and i mean never move them”

the science says it wont work but the mcas freaks say it might work and works in other ways it shouldnt (topically)… i wanna spray cromolyn sodium in my ear. whats the worst that could happen… it works?

Today when i was in a car on interstate and toll roads for 130+ minutes i noticed different like i wouldnt call them street lights but the lights for the interestate some of them are on during the day but not all the way on and this is something i am curious about but CANNOT deal with an engineer

Someone i know with an iud knows someone who got preg on an iud and me personally i would think ”wow the statistical likelyhood of that happening to two ppl who know each other is astronomical” shes …. not thinking that way

I texted my mom twice today and shes not replying. some of you might think this is a rebuttle to missing her birthday earlier this week but have you also considered she might just be busy on her ipad or lost it entirely? both are possible.

Pat told me when i was infodumping about rfk at mothers day dinner and then explained colloidal silver and bringing up pics of turning blue… he did an impression of rfk and his mom Said ”thats not nice” lmaoooo

me asking everyone at mothers day dinner if we can leave now

explained the suika game to my Most Definately But no ones said it yet autistic nephew and its the most weve communicated in like 4 years. Huge win. I even let him play on my phone for like 20 min which means handing over my phone, but i did it!

Trumps been trying to introduce “right of out central casting” into the general lexicon for a full decade now and i would say, as someone who would personally like if more short hand phrases to mean complicated things were generally known, he hasnt succeeded

I gotta go out to the burbs to go see some italian people and while its technically true i could want to do it less … i dont really want to do it like at all.

My ear hurts, i had to reach a stopping point in my house project today, i have a mountain of dishes, and heres the part thats important info…. If youre trying to be insane to me…. Get in line. a lot of people are trying to skip the line currently and if we could just form a line thatd be great.

Me explaining interior arts to someone who builds like … idk what the term is but miniatures for like role playing games…. “ok like this… but a room that you like live in”

saw this today and its a great idea for a door that has 2 pairs of shoes by it 24/7 which i have. it would be like 347 line items down my to do list but i will add it to the pile (my full camera roll)

Once i was helping my mom move and she (has adhd bad) was about to go to bed and i was like ”ok im gonna stack the boxes we have so i dont wake up to this“ and she seemed puzzled and im like “well so it doesnt feel overwhelming seeing it” and shes like “oh i just dont even think about it”

me with autism: i have done hours, months of research and brainstorming and drawing about what i want this project to be Me with autism when theres a mess in the house because im doing the project: this does not feel good at all !!! this feels bad!!

38… oh yea thats how many messages i got in a row when i offered some reassurance and grounding to someone who very much needs it. no they were not appreciative lmao

thinking again, as i often am, about the therapy exercise to judge your priorities and values and dreams, where youre instructed to close your eyes and imagine your perfect morning. And i, my reply is “easy, I am Legend Scenario and im Will Smith”

Ive seen a lot of big bang theory via youtube shorts lately and while i would charge $35 USD to watch a single episode of the show a couple shorts made me laugh. I really liked the short ones parody of a strict psychoanalyst mother.

Me to myself preparing for a thing i dont want to do “baby steps get my coat by the door. Baby steps get my shoes on. Baby steps check for my wallet. Baby steps get my glasses“

Sometimes i explain to someone something happening to me, at the exact moment they ask, and its so crazy they cant believe it. Today someone literally replied “i dont even know how to respond to that” WELL .. WELCOME TO MY WORLD !!!

Pete hegseth is such a neurotic little twerp and when people talk about him as like a messy drunk or fame seeking or horrible to women and others like yes thats true but nebbish know it alls dont exclusively own neuroticism. obv trump himself is highly neurotic

Something about me i find very, ughhhhh is when he has some new cross to carry, every single time, i know the kernal of truth and the path of distortion it took to get him where he is. BECAUSE i HAVE TO be in “health spaces” to like survive.., but it also means i understand how we got this gollum

personally, one of the things i personally find very off putting, is when someone describes people , like categorizes them as “they get it” first of all 80% of the time they are describing someone who they have a crush on. Secondly, false binary

Yesterday i finally finished a project that had been half done in my living room since… not a joke i just checked… i started it feb 28th.. so no i would not say the last 2 months have gone very well!!!!!!!!! Also no i dont feel better its done!!

It is quite validating that in the exact region where i deal with problems like this that when i explain them to anyone not from this area, and they dont believe me, it happens to the LITERAL POPE as well

Part of the crumbling of twitter started when the site was pushed to encourage qting strangers posts, like you were shown posts from other posters (not large acct)you disagreed with and the habit became building tension. Im really trying not to do that here

talking irl about one of my favorite things rn tony shalhoubs incredible line reads physicality and slapstick in monk.

saw someone got a “mom” tattoo for their mom for mothers day and reminded me of when my mom told her my brother said he was gonna get a tattoo for her and she was horrified/disgusted and said “i did not know we were close in this way” lmaooooo

people think they want this but they actually want this but like…. Nice and emotionally comforting. how do i know? well obviously…

The abyss of disconnect between my interests and skill level and the people around mes interests and skill level makes it really challenging when im describing faux finishes to an “artist” …but their art is stick and poke tattoos of frogs or whatever

I did something dumb where i was like lamenting my own problems to someone whos like.. never had to consider if their body is making atp or pumping blood correctly… and when im like “i struggle to do things” theyre like ”forgive yourself” hmm okay not the issue but cool!! Thanks!

I need my medical green light and weighted blanket and night time show (monk) to do a lot of heavy lifting tonight

me doing research to learn about a problem 🤩🥳😍🥰 Me utilizing the research to do the thing 😐🤬😩😟 Me getting to explain what ive learned to someone else 🤗🤗🤗

Having someone whos been driving you absolutely nuts lately, because of a severe mental health crisis, be like “i know youve been stressed“ that to me, luckily, i find it really funny. Bcz if i didnt my head would explode

trying to have an “internal locus of control” and accountability when dealing with switching two family members birthdays in my head, which lead me to missing someones birthday, which i did last year for different reasons, but am i under a lot of external stress? Why yes!

sometimes i see like normie brain political videos and itll be like “10 signs trmps got cognitive decline” and im like… okay 1. These arent even the examples id use, and unfortunately im really familiar but 2. and then what?

Omg gulliani is only 81?????? I thought he was like 100. im not joking at all. I literally thought he was like 90 10 years ago

i literally look like both

no one in rfks america has invented compression garments that arent most definately leaching microplastics into my body… which like… guys i wear compression garments toes to shoulders everyday. Im mummifying myself in elastic and polymers. wheres the homestead freaks with vasovagal system failure??

Someone on twitter sent me a breakup dm that theyd have to unfollow me bcz i once was like ”why would i care if my partner bought bathwater? thats such funny merch”