I spent $100 at aldi and i truly dont know how this happened as i bought like nothing since im going out of town and also im not eating raw veg rn. So like. What the fuck did i possibly buy????????

Me doing a grinch smile like “actually .. not only this.. but…any quest based in being “the best” is cruel and punishing of others, its a framework of motive that can only work when ranking individuals based on a value system.“

When someones on about pain and is like “we have a lifetime of learning to mask pain” … who is we and what was the lesson? Like why would i? Ever? not tell someone? bcz they dont like it and it makes them uncomfortable? Okay? Good then we both feel similar ways so..

This is how a significant portion of the American economy works now.

theres like 7,000 things to say today but to ironically say 71 is young… it is. If your parents are 70 i imagine they think 71 is a lot younger than 81.

was a brief illness or a heart attack? Those are different things.

The dead one, remember when his phone number was leaked by donald so he like put it in a blender and threw it off a building. i feel like people dont remember that happening

They should invent a medicated sleep, like a sleep caused by medication or supplements, that feels even remotely similar to actual sleep

My new thing this week is using canned corned beef in “chinese food” (americanized chinese like black pepper beef) and also i have my most life ruining allergy (rice) so ive paired it with like polenta and im basically a gastronomic pioneer. im basically hitting levels of umami you cant imagine

Trying to refine my list of things to do on a family vacation and idk how to tell everyone… hey last year when we spent an hour at the beach discussing someones addiction problems… that wasnt ideal beach talk for everyone. lets not do that again? Is this possible?

I believe people when they tell me “people just dont say things like that to me” but i dont believe when theyre like “maybe youre encouraging it” when literally every 6-12weeks im online like PLEASE DO NOT MAKE YOUR EMOTIONAL PROBLEMS MY BUSINESS OR INVOLVE ME!

im about due for my favorite phenomenon when someone url interacts with me and is like “i thought youd be so much more like.. different” (they mean mean) and its like NO I PROMISE you people on this planet TERRORIZE me in ways you could not believe. i am a reluctant victim of cruel technologies!!

I really thought autism would be easier once youre like 40 bcz like how many 40 year olds have the energy to like.., be offended, ask emotional work of you, and like make a big deal out of everything. But as usual millennials are pioneers in never aging

me every day of my life ”i dont know how much more clear i need to be that i have autism while im sitting in green light with aromatherapy and compression toe to chest“ other people “heres an emotional riddle, solve it sparing my feelings and also theres perimeters.. no i cant tell you what they are

Me? no i hate philosophy.. but also I was extremely rigid beliefs about how the self, identity, semiotics, and like.. general observation and processing should work and if you deviate or force something else on to me i have to either accept you are mentally ill or i scream. Well i scream both times

i will never understand office culture but like someone who i follow on ig posted every week for a year about how they hated their job and how they did all these interviews and now can finally leave….. but then posted like. If anyone wanted a rec for their current position … like im sorry what???

outta my way lady i gotta write Jurassic Park

Once i saw a shakedown at a restaurant in chicagos little italy. It was a korean restaurant and the goons were like… not italian. but it did FEEL like an italian situation tbh

time to be mad about a health assessment thats trying to trick me into saying my sleep isnt restorative by asking if i wake up feeling refreshed. Im sorry i wake up feeling horrible bcz i just laid mostly still for hours And thats an unrelated issue. lets be specific

Ive gone and done something so perverse and disgusting. ive fallen in deep affection and want… towards a duvet from anthropology. yes the price point is revolting

Unfortunately while im good at a lot of things the one i actuallty enjoy doing is specifically “being difficult” “saying no” and ”pushing the boundaries of how resistant one can be to any social or physical requirements”

I know im an anomaly of a an autistic person. but like to me.. this is the perfect interaction. They have something I want. I have to be nice about it. They’re gonna give it to me whether I’m nice or not but I get to practice being nice with no consequences.

I posted something and it didnt show up and like tbh maybe thats fine

Another childhood phenomenon that no one relates to: “ you know when you’d perform something and it was like yes my humorous poem is perfect & I’m really good at performing but then people like wanting to see it was like I did this because I’m good at it. I didn’t do it for you to feel good.”

when people are like when youre around kids does that make you want them im like … maybe the kids i see are duds bcz they are soo boring and like.. like to get up early. two things i live my entire life to avoid

this is what happens in my body when i cant say what i wanna say. I become more monster than ship

I need to spend AT LEAST $250 probably closer to $350 at ikea… and that makes me feel DISGUST. get out the emotion wheel. I feel DISGUST

No one likes when i ask why anyone does anything but some people, if for example they live in a neighborhood that sounds lile a war zone on the 4th, do like when i ask… why do ppl light super loud fireworks alllll day and night on the 4th

Not to be dramatic but i dont celebrate a single thing in my life im not gonna change my entire mindset personality and behavior … in the middle of the summer

its kinda crazy that anyone under 30 that wants to discuss politics has to frame all discourse based on streamers which have to be like 99.9999% men bcz when women talk about politics they get MORE d word threats than usual. which their usual is still higher than imaginable. Is this good?

can anyone do this? Like just pay for something like this?

Threads is exactly the kinda place where people have a job that automatically pays for multiple national holidays off but consider themselves so radical you cant even comprehend their beliefs

If i use my vibration plate it automatically hooks up to any bluetooth in the area which means cumbia is gonna be playing out of my vibration plate. My question is when this happens does it no longer play in my neighrbors speakers or does it play in both?

The jeff goldblum ad tour video from today..… god im so glad certain personality types do not exist in young people. Good riddance

happy Possible Schism Eve to all who celebrate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I cannot BELIEVE there is a national push and rerelease of dole whip but also i HAVE to try it

that quote like ”everyone wants a village no one wants to be a villager” ok well maybe that applies to you… i dont want other people around me or bothering me or driving me nuts all the time actually

This is stupid but like, idgi. Why didnt anyone go to the thing? Like was it not advertised on truth social or fox news? did it cost a lot of money? Why didnt people go?

Im sorry but ill take the conman money pit crumbling facade for the semiquincentenial … over like .. god can you imagine the bizarre dem patriotism wed have gotten if itd swung the other way? It would also be cheap and bad that i promise you. But itd also be smug

That feature where you can see your friends likes and comments on instagram… i knew who was autistic…. but i didnt know who had other issues. But now i do

I KNEW there was a lot of gay elements in oliver stones jfk but like seeing it with my own eyes…this movie is like having 40 wikipedia tabs open at 3am and saying “WHAT!?!“ at each one

Idk why people are surprised europeans would rather die than cool off with ac… have you ever tried to pitch a reasonable idea to a european as an american. It could literally be “dont smoke by a baby” and theyre like “wow okay you dont know nothing, you dont even know what you dont know”

Ford has rehired hundreds of senior engineers after replacing them with AI backfired and has cost the company billions of dollars. AI adoption is blamed for Ford being the most recalled automaker in the U.S. with 51 recalls covering over 11 million vehicles in the first half of 2026 alone.

How am i pmsing/pmdd MORE on hormones to SUPPRESS my period????? MODS? today i had a negative self thought so uncharacteristic i thought.. maybe i have a tumor

someone kept trynna give me these “unusual unisex cargo pants” and ”theyre from a japanese brand” …. guys… theyre just cargo pants from uniqlo. also they are small and short.

One aspect of summer i truly hate is the smell.. just hot asphalt hot ammonia hot body odor. Smells like im in a dog kennel.

when i see people say people seek or self diagnose autism to be part of a group……. Ok what group? What group am i a part of? are you suggesting fellow autistic ppl dont threaten and harass me? Well youd be incorrect.

Ive grown out my armpit hair the longest ivr ever had it in my life and what i learned is its not the texture shape or volume i expected

The missing giraffe situation made me sad ultimately